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Friendly trash panda.
Long story short, my friend got annoyed by the trash panda that was hanging around her window so she invited it in.
And offered it a wholesome snack.
BoomaBB
Your friend is now dying from a whole host of trash panda diseases.
muldren
What kind of dog doesn't stop drinking from the toilet when there's a racoon eating chips in the house? Guard dog of the year.
drj37
Your friend is a very dumb person.
EchoOfSnac
Add raccoons to top of the list of animals we need to domesticate. Oh, and increase the production of domesticated foxes by 500%.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
I give them food/shelter in my back yard, but truth is they carry too many diseases, at least around here.
HurntiesBurnties
Nice
lattenardodicappuccino
My mom had a trash panda named Rikita. It loved nothing more than slapping bratwurst out of unsuspecting people's hands & motorcycle rides.
fatmanscoop
This can't actually be a wild panda can it? Maybe after weeks of gaining trust .., I realized I wrote panda and just decided to leave it
Magpiebones
He has internet at his fingertips but he doesn't know what to feed it?
spstur
http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/65010168
DistressyDepressy
After many attempts trash panda resorted to the cutes to get him in the house.
MrWiggleBottom
It's all fun and games until Rabies.
shinymiss
Do you want rabies? Cause this is how you get rabies!
asmallbluepebble
Raccoons are known to have a parasite that causes at the very least severe brain damage in humans.
craftykrampas
Do you want rabies? cuz that's how you get rabies
simpleimgurian
As an owner of a raccoon I approve except for this is a random raccoon not a domesticated baby solo probably bad but congrats on no rabies
RowdyTavern
Raccoon roundworm, leptosporosis, rabies.... leave them outside!
nicnak21
What the hell kind of spelling is "Neiko"?- sincerely Nico
Knicknackpaddywhack
Nice username!
Msbehaving
Aww he looks so sad and thankful
dolbydigitalsurround
Do you want rabies? Cause this is how you get rabies
Valkyr1987
You beat me to it
dolbydigitalsurround
+1 to you for being of a like mind ;)
Motherclucker
Fleas...fleas everywhere
XCOOOSME
Rabies.
draco91
Your friend has a decent chance of dying to an infectious disease from that thing. Cross your fingers she doesn't.
IguessImDavenow
Raccoons can carry the rabies virus without any sign of symptoms, that is a horrible idea to knowingly allow it in your house.
RudyToo
Also the parasite Baylisascaris procyonis
DamnRightItsBetterThanYours
Yes! THIS is what people should actually worry about more than rabies.
IdentityFreud
Every mammal caries rabies without symptoms... until it hits the brain. A raccoon is far more likely to be carrying distemper.
Noratek
Natural selection, just let this happen.her kids might invite a mountain lion to dinner .
IguessImDavenow
I just realized the contract name on the phone, might be best for natural selection to happen here.
mikeolinzock
lilmookie
enjoy!: http://www.austinpug.org/4-common-infectious-diseases-spread-by-raccoons/
XequR
scaremongering nothing more
chefguy
If you treat him for worms it doesn't sound worse than any 5 year old kid. Now they have spreadable diseases.
SL4pthePANCAKES
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c8/e7/e9/c8e7e933e7fad63585e2a693b210ea8b.jpg
oneearedweinerdog
Love this!
TakeAChiIIPill
You guys must all be animal experts, you can clearly see the raccoon have no intentions of biting.
cajuninjun
not at the moment but if you've dealt with raccoons you know they can get violent & attack for any reason. they're are smart little assholes
scipe
Can everybody calm down and TakeAChillPill I agree the animal in its current state appears to have no intentions of biting. :D
TakeAChiIIPill
If you look really close you can see it's evil plans right in its eyes
scipe
To steal the bag of chips and run back out the window maybe.
SkinnerTBD
that's a really good way to get bitten
BavarianGuy
and get rabies, 2 for 1 weekend starts early.
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SpidermanIsAMenace
Calm down
PrisonMikeBiaatch
I just imagine you saying this is the monotone surveillance camera man voice.
SpidermanIsAMenace
Who says I'm not?
ItsZones
Dogs used to be wild, till we let them in the house
ImRandyMarsh
I'm sure their was some trial and error there. Now we have the means to do so more safely so why not
ilovemeghankraft
Yes but the difference is dogs were domesticated to serve humans a purpose. Cats also.
howToLoseTheGame
No, humans were domesticated to serve cats a purpose.
ItsZones
So why can't a racoon have a purpose
ilovemeghankraft
Honestly they are incredibly intelligent but the only use I could come up with is to help a thief.
PresidentOfTheUnitedSteaks
This seems like a horrible idea. That said, I think it would be awesome to have a pet raccoon that was like... safe.. I guess.
beardedVoldemort
Except for the Leptospirosis...
InboxMeYourKittyCats
I had a pet raccoon. Sweet and smart, but they can get into a lot of stuff so you have to be watchful of them.
RoboFleksnes
This guy sure loves his raccoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo
PresidentOfTheUnitedSteaks
Holy shit that's funny...
BlandSnow
agreed! domesticate like they did dogs and I would be one of the first in line for a pet raccoon
Mayhaveshatmyself
My aunt had one as a pet. They are very smart and their little paws let them open anything. It literally ate all of her food when she left.
calvinx
I had a pet raccoon when I was a child. It was quite safe, but it would break stuff... and it killed the parrot. It was great to play with.
DatBMO
Worked at sanctuary where they had one with braindamage, from an accident. Named him Dumbledoor, looooved yogurt.
DatBMO
I realize I may have spelt that wrong and people will descend upon me....I'm so sorry.
ImaCarGuy
I had a pet coon once he was pretty tame for the most part, he was always getting into stuff and making a mess. Eventually I had to let 1/
ImaCarGuy
Him go. The police came to the house and told me I can't own people. Thanks Lincoln.
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CRUSTYSMEGMA
Holy shit lol. That was beyond clever
LavaAxe
Joke so dark it got captured in New York and taken to Louisiana.
Novaally
Oh my fucking god
LeafiaBarrett
God DAMMIT CarGuy.
bcowan11
Well done, sir. +1
heyheyheywoah
fucking hell, hahahahaha
GrayPaint
HAAHHAAHHAHHHAAH
GrayPaint
OMG IM STILL LAUGHING