Godzilla **Warning Spoilers**

May 12, 2014 4:57 PM

DanielZarz4

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I gambled...and won

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

it's gonna be "ONE CRAZY SUMMER" ...anybody, anybody?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Godzooki!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better than Cloverfield.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up from the depths, thirty stories high, splashing fools, His thumb in the sky! GODZILLA! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like he might jump the shark.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen any original Godzilla's because they look unbearably cheesy to watch, but damn am I excited for this one.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

GET HIM A SNICKERS

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The first one reminds me of the intro to RA2

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

totally worth the spoilers.

12 years ago | Likes 550 Dislikes 1

Spoiler Alert: Gazirra kills the two giant bugs with epic power moves and returns to the sea a hero of mankind.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This could make Godzilla the best movie in the world.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

where is the Ultraman and his rap hands?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Expected dickbutt

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kawabunga America-san

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kawa checking in. Not sure 'bout the bunga.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you mean by "Spoilers"? We are talking about Godzilla here.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godzilla is actually the good guy and saves the world from the two giant bugs and returns to the sea as a hero of man kind. So yeah...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this spoilt the movie for me. I will be so disappointed when I go to see it and there's no surfing mini Godzilla.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's a poorly-rendered Statue of Liberty.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CGI is getting better.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't really care about your comment but absolutely love what you spelled in binary for you +1 for you good sir.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grassy-ass!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would watch the FUCK OUT OF THIS O.O

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godzilla, you cheeky bastard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Surprising how many people think that the statue of liberty that is shown is actually the one in NYC.... It's the replica in Vegas.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't think that's the actual replica in Vegas. Godzilla didn't actually happen.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuuuuuckkkk youuu dicckkheaaaad

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuuuuuuccckkk youuuuu dickheaadddddd

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'll still pay to see it

12 years ago | Likes 1188 Dislikes 3

That'll be 10 bucks

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the current one about to come out... anyone think Godzilla looks extremely fat?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No. He just looks like Godzilla.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG BECKY YOU DON'T CALL SOMEONE FAT!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But do you feel spoiled and warned?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done, +1

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

This is stupid.........................................I love it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So a skiing contest between Godzilla, a Jaeger, and Mikasa?

12 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 5

Love these comments so much

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And Cthulhi

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cthulhu*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cthulhi are Cthulhu's star-spawns, so no one would have known it was a typo http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhi

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm trying so hard to understand you, but I just cannot.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mikasa su casa

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No contest, Mikasa would win.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

The only way to kill Godzilla is to destroy his cells completely. He's kind of the king of monsters.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godzilla would just end up with a chunk of neck missing

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I understood that reference

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which he would regenerate shortly after.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the spikes on his back and neck though.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Attack on Titan Reference

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude. It's MIKASA. She could probably cut through an armored colossal titan.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No... Have you watched the full season?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, and the comics. Shhhh, I was making a joke.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the invention of Railguns I feel extremely doubtful that Godzilla would be a problem.

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 9

Invented != ready for the field. The rails wear out quickly, storing enough energy for more than a few shots is difficult, etc.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel relevant to this topic.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't godzilla's skin/scales nearly to basically impervious? if it was an allegory to a typical reptile sure, but he's not a typical reptile

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's as if Godzilla is an allegory for the sentiments of the people of the time and not a realistic plausible scenario that could happen

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Shouldn't need it. I don't care how fast it heals, get a good hit on the brain, and that's nighty-night, Zilla. Say, sabot-round to the head

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

*with the invention of nukes, smart munitions, trans-sonic aircraft and instantaneous world wide communication, i feel extremely... 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...doubtful that Godzilla would be a problem. lucky for him, Godzilla never seemed to be bothered by that whole 'reality' thing

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

godzilla can regenerate without a problem and is virtually impossible to kill unless he has a personal nuclear meltdown

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

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12 years ago (deleted May 12, 2014 10:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

We're not talking about a giant lizard though. We're talking about Godzilla. Nuclear dinosaur of doom and stuff.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about that one Godzilla movie where he was defeated by one really pimped out jet called the Super X?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel the responses to this post merits a discussion as to exactly what a railgun is capable of...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Railing

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, but the pressure that a small slug of the energy would cause would be enough to penetrate Godzilla and leave a huge wound channel.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he would just heal it right up in a few seconds, then get REALLY pissed and nuke breath the entire battalion of dumbasses... DUH

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cough* bullshit *cough*

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"Typical military railgun designs aim for muzzle velocities in the range of 2000–3500 m/s with muzzle energies of 5–50 MJ." 1/2

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"For comparison, 50MJ are equivalent to the kinetic energy of a school bus weighing 5 metric tons, travelling at 509 km/h (316 mph)" 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Godzilla takes way worse than schoolbusses all the time.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just like OP's mom

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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