May 12, 2014 4:57 PM
DanielZarz4
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DjJesusChrist
I gambled...and won
paulyshoresnextofkin
it's gonna be "ONE CRAZY SUMMER" ...anybody, anybody?
Nameless23mt
http://imgur.com/D2xSayA
AlvFlinchba5
It's Godzooki!
LordFluffinstein
Goldlust
Better than Cloverfield.
UncommonSensei
Up from the depths, thirty stories high, splashing fools, His thumb in the sky! GODZILLA! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!
Nineteenletterslong
Looks like he might jump the shark.
noonerspisms
Haven't seen any original Godzilla's because they look unbearably cheesy to watch, but damn am I excited for this one.
AllBeefHotDogs
GET HIM A SNICKERS
trunkhithardlikejimboslice
The first one reminds me of the intro to RA2
Hungrypiemonger
totally worth the spoilers.
GuylnTheBack
Spoiler Alert: Gazirra kills the two giant bugs with epic power moves and returns to the sea a hero of mankind.
GreenGrapes
This could make Godzilla the best movie in the world.
dariaeightyseven
where is the Ultraman and his rap hands?
WhereHaveISeenThisBefore
Expected dickbutt
Darkstar0z
Kawabunga America-san
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Kawa checking in. Not sure 'bout the bunga.
SenorbenTheNonSpanishSpanishBandit
What do you mean by "Spoilers"? We are talking about Godzilla here.
Godzilla is actually the good guy and saves the world from the two giant bugs and returns to the sea as a hero of man kind. So yeah...
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Yeah, this spoilt the movie for me. I will be so disappointed when I go to see it and there's no surfing mini Godzilla.
Chrisgopher
TheInvisibleHook
That's a poorly-rendered Statue of Liberty.
0111000001100101011011100110100101110011
CGI is getting better.
AFry012
Don't really care about your comment but absolutely love what you spelled in binary for you +1 for you good sir.
Grassy-ass!
kingofshitafuckmountain
i would watch the FUCK OUT OF THIS O.O
whenIfartonmyhanditgetswarm
Godzilla, you cheeky bastard.
FrankToast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94mg71wMZaI
Welldoneorwaterlogged
Surprising how many people think that the statue of liberty that is shown is actually the one in NYC.... It's the replica in Vegas.
howdoyoulikeyoursteak
I don't think that's the actual replica in Vegas. Godzilla didn't actually happen.
Fuuuuuckkkk youuu dicckkheaaaad
Fuuuuuuccckkk youuuuu dickheaadddddd
kennypowersMFCEO
i'll still pay to see it
thetypoman
That'll be 10 bucks
ViolentVibrator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxrXMjPMcc
CaptainQuarkk
For the current one about to come out... anyone think Godzilla looks extremely fat?
CanadianOverlord
No. He just looks like Godzilla.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
OMG BECKY YOU DON'T CALL SOMEONE FAT!
PizzaAmnesia
But do you feel spoiled and warned?
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
Well done, +1
bippityboppityBACON
This is stupid.........................................I love it.
ButtersTheGreat13
So a skiing contest between Godzilla, a Jaeger, and Mikasa?
jamineko
Love these comments so much
StarkTangent
And Cthulhi
Cthulhu*
galebourn
Cthulhi are Cthulhu's star-spawns, so no one would have known it was a typo http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhi
ghostsdesu
I'm trying so hard to understand you, but I just cannot.
squidwardscissorhands
Mikasa su casa
LoopStricken
No contest, Mikasa would win.
GalaxyFrame
The only way to kill Godzilla is to destroy his cells completely. He's kind of the king of monsters.
dividedby0
Godzilla would just end up with a chunk of neck missing
WordsUnknown
I understood that reference
Which he would regenerate shortly after.
MoonbyulBias
But the spikes on his back and neck though.
Attack on Titan Reference
jdlsharkman
Dude. It's MIKASA. She could probably cut through an armored colossal titan.
Trubbish
No... Have you watched the full season?
Yes, and the comics. Shhhh, I was making a joke.
Lyrian
With the invention of Railguns I feel extremely doubtful that Godzilla would be a problem.
Tanishh
Invented != ready for the field. The rails wear out quickly, storing enough energy for more than a few shots is difficult, etc.
NERDGASMM
I feel relevant to this topic.
underpantswizard
isn't godzilla's skin/scales nearly to basically impervious? if it was an allegory to a typical reptile sure, but he's not a typical reptile
Ijustwannachange
It's as if Godzilla is an allegory for the sentiments of the people of the time and not a realistic plausible scenario that could happen
eggmuffin
Shouldn't need it. I don't care how fast it heals, get a good hit on the brain, and that's nighty-night, Zilla. Say, sabot-round to the head
TheNotSoAncientMariner
*with the invention of nukes, smart munitions, trans-sonic aircraft and instantaneous world wide communication, i feel extremely... 1/2
...doubtful that Godzilla would be a problem. lucky for him, Godzilla never seemed to be bothered by that whole 'reality' thing
mypetspider
godzilla can regenerate without a problem and is virtually impossible to kill unless he has a personal nuclear meltdown
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ReverendAurora
We're not talking about a giant lizard though. We're talking about Godzilla. Nuclear dinosaur of doom and stuff.
boccs
What about that one Godzilla movie where he was defeated by one really pimped out jet called the Super X?
gutclusters
I feel the responses to this post merits a discussion as to exactly what a railgun is capable of...
MeSoMerry
Railing
HeyCasButt
Yes, but the pressure that a small slug of the energy would cause would be enough to penetrate Godzilla and leave a huge wound channel.
that*
TheElKay
And he would just heal it right up in a few seconds, then get REALLY pissed and nuke breath the entire battalion of dumbasses... DUH
*cough* bullshit *cough*
"Typical military railgun designs aim for muzzle velocities in the range of 2000–3500 m/s with muzzle energies of 5–50 MJ." 1/2
"For comparison, 50MJ are equivalent to the kinetic energy of a school bus weighing 5 metric tons, travelling at 509 km/h (316 mph)" 2/2
ManthonyHiggs
Godzilla takes way worse than schoolbusses all the time.
Satinsball
Just like OP's mom
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DjJesusChrist
I gambled...and won
paulyshoresnextofkin
it's gonna be "ONE CRAZY SUMMER" ...anybody, anybody?
Nameless23mt
http://imgur.com/D2xSayA
AlvFlinchba5
It's Godzooki!
LordFluffinstein
Goldlust
Better than Cloverfield.
UncommonSensei
Up from the depths, thirty stories high, splashing fools, His thumb in the sky! GODZILLA! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!
Nineteenletterslong
Looks like he might jump the shark.
noonerspisms
Haven't seen any original Godzilla's because they look unbearably cheesy to watch, but damn am I excited for this one.
AllBeefHotDogs
GET HIM A SNICKERS
trunkhithardlikejimboslice
The first one reminds me of the intro to RA2
Hungrypiemonger
totally worth the spoilers.
GuylnTheBack
Spoiler Alert: Gazirra kills the two giant bugs with epic power moves and returns to the sea a hero of mankind.
GreenGrapes
This could make Godzilla the best movie in the world.
dariaeightyseven
where is the Ultraman and his rap hands?
WhereHaveISeenThisBefore
Expected dickbutt
Darkstar0z
Kawabunga America-san
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Kawa checking in. Not sure 'bout the bunga.
SenorbenTheNonSpanishSpanishBandit
What do you mean by "Spoilers"? We are talking about Godzilla here.
GuylnTheBack
Godzilla is actually the good guy and saves the world from the two giant bugs and returns to the sea as a hero of man kind. So yeah...
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Yeah, this spoilt the movie for me. I will be so disappointed when I go to see it and there's no surfing mini Godzilla.
Chrisgopher
TheInvisibleHook
That's a poorly-rendered Statue of Liberty.
0111000001100101011011100110100101110011
CGI is getting better.
AFry012
Don't really care about your comment but absolutely love what you spelled in binary for you +1 for you good sir.
0111000001100101011011100110100101110011
Grassy-ass!
kingofshitafuckmountain
i would watch the FUCK OUT OF THIS O.O
whenIfartonmyhanditgetswarm
Godzilla, you cheeky bastard.
FrankToast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94mg71wMZaI
Welldoneorwaterlogged
Surprising how many people think that the statue of liberty that is shown is actually the one in NYC.... It's the replica in Vegas.
howdoyoulikeyoursteak
I don't think that's the actual replica in Vegas. Godzilla didn't actually happen.
Welldoneorwaterlogged
Fuuuuuckkkk youuu dicckkheaaaad
Welldoneorwaterlogged
Fuuuuuuccckkk youuuuu dickheaadddddd
kennypowersMFCEO
i'll still pay to see it
thetypoman
That'll be 10 bucks
ViolentVibrator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxrXMjPMcc
CaptainQuarkk
For the current one about to come out... anyone think Godzilla looks extremely fat?
CanadianOverlord
No. He just looks like Godzilla.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
OMG BECKY YOU DON'T CALL SOMEONE FAT!
PizzaAmnesia
But do you feel spoiled and warned?
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
Well done, +1
bippityboppityBACON
This is stupid.........................................I love it.
ButtersTheGreat13
So a skiing contest between Godzilla, a Jaeger, and Mikasa?
jamineko
Love these comments so much
StarkTangent
And Cthulhi
StarkTangent
Cthulhu*
galebourn
Cthulhi are Cthulhu's star-spawns, so no one would have known it was a typo http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhi
ghostsdesu
I'm trying so hard to understand you, but I just cannot.
squidwardscissorhands
Mikasa su casa
LoopStricken
No contest, Mikasa would win.
GalaxyFrame
The only way to kill Godzilla is to destroy his cells completely. He's kind of the king of monsters.
dividedby0
Godzilla would just end up with a chunk of neck missing
WordsUnknown
I understood that reference
GalaxyFrame
Which he would regenerate shortly after.
MoonbyulBias
But the spikes on his back and neck though.
WordsUnknown
Attack on Titan Reference
jdlsharkman
Dude. It's MIKASA. She could probably cut through an armored colossal titan.
Trubbish
No... Have you watched the full season?
jdlsharkman
Yes, and the comics. Shhhh, I was making a joke.
Lyrian
With the invention of Railguns I feel extremely doubtful that Godzilla would be a problem.
Tanishh
Invented != ready for the field. The rails wear out quickly, storing enough energy for more than a few shots is difficult, etc.
NERDGASMM
I feel relevant to this topic.
underpantswizard
isn't godzilla's skin/scales nearly to basically impervious? if it was an allegory to a typical reptile sure, but he's not a typical reptile
Ijustwannachange
It's as if Godzilla is an allegory for the sentiments of the people of the time and not a realistic plausible scenario that could happen
eggmuffin
Shouldn't need it. I don't care how fast it heals, get a good hit on the brain, and that's nighty-night, Zilla. Say, sabot-round to the head
TheNotSoAncientMariner
*with the invention of nukes, smart munitions, trans-sonic aircraft and instantaneous world wide communication, i feel extremely... 1/2
TheNotSoAncientMariner
...doubtful that Godzilla would be a problem. lucky for him, Godzilla never seemed to be bothered by that whole 'reality' thing
mypetspider
godzilla can regenerate without a problem and is virtually impossible to kill unless he has a personal nuclear meltdown
[deleted]
[deleted]
ReverendAurora
We're not talking about a giant lizard though. We're talking about Godzilla. Nuclear dinosaur of doom and stuff.
boccs
What about that one Godzilla movie where he was defeated by one really pimped out jet called the Super X?
gutclusters
I feel the responses to this post merits a discussion as to exactly what a railgun is capable of...
MeSoMerry
Railing
HeyCasButt
Yes, but the pressure that a small slug of the energy would cause would be enough to penetrate Godzilla and leave a huge wound channel.
HeyCasButt
that*
TheElKay
And he would just heal it right up in a few seconds, then get REALLY pissed and nuke breath the entire battalion of dumbasses... DUH
HeyCasButt
*cough* bullshit *cough*
gutclusters
"Typical military railgun designs aim for muzzle velocities in the range of 2000–3500 m/s with muzzle energies of 5–50 MJ." 1/2
gutclusters
"For comparison, 50MJ are equivalent to the kinetic energy of a school bus weighing 5 metric tons, travelling at 509 km/h (316 mph)" 2/2
ManthonyHiggs
Godzilla takes way worse than schoolbusses all the time.
Satinsball
Just like OP's mom
ManthonyHiggs
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!