IT REALLY WORKS! OH MY GOD!!!

Nov 7, 2016 1:35 AM

SassyObsidian

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9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'M WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE WITH ALL OF THE LIGHTS OFF BECAUSE THIS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M @ HOGWARTS (HIDING FROM SNAPE) FOR REAL.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

HOLY HDJDJICIFKSOSIZOXIDIDMDKMADINGDONG.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRY SAYING AVADA KE

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just goggles it for me. Can't extinguish my enemies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 6

This is EXACTLY how I feel.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lou Moss is so hot right now

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Lumos." "*opens Memo* What would you like to write?" "Cancel. LUMOS." "I'm not sure what you mean by lumos."

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

this is the best thing I've seen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and I've seen my wife give birth to my child

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Silencio will also turn your phone to silent

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It worked!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Google thought I said 'blue balls' and proceeded to describe it out loud. >.<

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I snorted. Congratulations.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife, who is lying next to me and is now suffering from a lightly singed retina, doesn't think this is the coolest thing my phone does.

9 years ago | Likes 1899 Dislikes 5

Is she shopping for those damn Lulahoe leggings? Because this is a subtle ad for a specific Lulahoe salesperson.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Say lightly singed retina one more time dad.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Lightly singed retina one more time dad.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Ah the less popular ocular version of the lightly fried fish filet

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

10/10 expected that all of you were lying to me to make me feel dumb. You weren't. It works. I giggled.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not the coolest, maybe. But it *is* the brightest!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband thinks like your wife. Btw, awesome username for the situation!

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

What button?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't even think of the username connection. Lord, I do love the pushing of the buttons.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Husband currently sleeping.... Trying to decide how mad he will be if I wake him to show him!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried Avada Kedavra, but it didn't work. ????

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

you probably arent throwing it hard enough, remember, swish, and flick!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Oh man, it worked! Well, it could have been blunt force trauma from the phone, but either way, I'm on the lam now!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nice work!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a Samsung and say incendio

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Remember, crucio? You'd have to really mean it! Concentrate all your hate at your enemy, and then throw the phone at him while shouting (1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Avada Kedavra like a mad man/woman!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It works on the Note 7.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so far: Lewis, Loomis, Rumeurs, you must, LUMOS! I made it! thanks everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then "knox" repeatedly until you turn it off manually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scottish accent but had "Lumos", "Nox" and "Silencio" all work on the first attempt :D

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you are like me and don't know pronunciation for it https://youtu.be/qs6w1ETA3EU

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's runforthecube! Yes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that's sassy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, is it Levi-o-sa or Levios-a

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like Squidward if he were in Harry Potter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that. I lol'd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lies it didnt work

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only took 15 tries until it worked. I was getting neumos every fucking time. Pretty cool though.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I keep getting Lil Moose....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is a pretty cool bar and music venue in Seattle... But not a flashlight.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced Levio-sa.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is such a dumb joke but its actually perfect for this, because you have to pronounce it SO PRECISELY.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was getting Loomis, dunno how. I'm mexican tho

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too. Got UMASS once, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use lumos maxima

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Much better. Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG IF YOU SET UP THE VOICE ACTIVATED "OK GOOGLE" THING YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PRESS ANYTHING JUST SAY "OK GOOGLE, LUMOS" THIS IS THE 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Okay, that I tried and it just googled Lumos.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try "lumos maxima"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope! Still just a Google search!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

COOLEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Doesn't work for me, it just search "lumos" on Google. It makes me sad.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Did you try saying it, into the Google mic?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

same with s5

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Try lumos maxima. Worked for me! :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I tried Lumos maxima but it just searched "images sexy Madonna" on Google. I'm still trying to figure out why...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lumos maxima works for me too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the hint, but it still doesn't work. Did you do anything else?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can try instead of "lumus", "Lumus Maxima" or "Okay google, Lumus Maxima"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Samsung S5 Neo, and speaking into the google app only googles 'Lumos'.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try Lumos Maxima, it recognizes the full sentence much easier than a single word

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same phone, same problem

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here on my S6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the problem, set your google profile on English. Any other language doesn't work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still doesn't do it. At this point I've put too much effort in it for it not to work :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same here :-( Did you figure it out?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nop..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Holy shit... I'm fucking giggling because it actually does. I'm all "Tee-hee" and now my family thinks I'm gay.

9 years ago | Likes 421 Dislikes 18

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good thing you were planning to tell them, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My whole family thinks I'm gay, it doesn't matter anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can also do Silencio.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really this is what did it? Not the bag of dicks in your room? Your family picks up on the subtle hints more than mine does.

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

Hellooooohh ...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least you're not in a sexual relationship with your car named Chase.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in a sexual relationship with a girl named Chase once. She was the definition of a tumblr trainwreck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just tried it & my face rivaled one of a child on Christmas morning

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

doesn't mean they are wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having a happiness stronk. And making strange laughing noises...so glad my family is asleep...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the club.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've known all along.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't have smoked that one marijuana.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

You still smoke marijuanas? Inject them like a civilized human

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I tried that and my arm fell off. Never again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talking about "civilised humans" when you call it "marijuana"...jeez. Society, am I right? Us norms call it 'weed drugs'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking for a friend... where is this button / option on a Samsung galaxy 6?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Try saying "OK Google" while on your home screen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your accent might not be getting picked up. Try lumos maxima, or try pronouncing it loo-most without the T at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever opens your voice command menu, holding home i think. Otherwise just say ok Google lumos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried it but no result. Just get search results of lumos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It works on the 5, and reportedly on the 7. I can't think why it wouldn't on the 6.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

S6 owner here, works on mine. Got "Loomis" at first but once I typed in "Lumos" it activated the flashlight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reeeaaaaally exaggerate the pronunciation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say "I pledge the blood and flesh of my firstborn to the gods of Moutainview" while on your home screen. "OK Google" might work too, though.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

MountainView used to have the best Mongolian bbq. Is Colonel Lee's still there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No idea, never been to the place :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope nothing. Still only search results of lumos. Nothing happens

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Try typing it in the search bar first then let it do it's thing then say it after a few searches that's what happened to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope nothing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If Lumos isn't working try Lumos Maxima

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Ah dammit I just posted this and scrolled down. Have a point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still doesn't work for me...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There we go. Thanks for the tip.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your right, for me "Lumos Maxima" was what worked. Droid Turbo running Android 5.1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, this actually worked

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same for me but nox doesn't work

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm... that's strange. I'm saying it as "knocks" and it shows up as "knox" but still works.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same and I have a droid Maxx 2 but the maxima is fitting

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just goggles lumos or lumos maxima for me :(

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

saame

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same for me :(

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same for me :((

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top 10 Lou Moss LinkedIn Profiles

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

S'cuz it's not pronounced like moss "Mahs" you silly goose. It's an O sound like in "Moe"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where on earth is moss pronounced "Mahs"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the south

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I exaggerated it a bit to show the difference, but still New York and Boston perhaps. Maybe "Maw-s", is more accurate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you have a Note 7, say "Incendio!"

9 years ago | Likes 6918 Dislikes 23

This is the only good Note 7 joke I've seen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dying

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v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love it; Confringo is also a good spell analogy since it explodes more cases than it simply sets alight

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

This comment is fire

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This needs more points.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 4

That hurted mine eyesies. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You just got buuuuuuuuuuuurned

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The note 7 was pretty lit but it got roasted

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

(Laughs)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Confringo?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Laughed so hard you have no idea

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking for reception with a Note 7:

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Bombarda!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Best comment ever

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, congrats on making top comment!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would actually be Avada Kedavra.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed, have an upvote lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a trap

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^ Comment of the night right here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

That's old. Make it Ragnaros.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I watched this gif while listening to feel good inc by the gorillas. Look it up if you don't know what I mean

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Booom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a note 7. tried both. it corrected lumos to Loomis and didn't do anything for Incendio. What a ripoff

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*squints... shakes head... moves on.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Omg!! Took me a minute but i totally get it!!! (Ok after i tried with my 7 edge) +1!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or "Bombarda Maxima"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the comment is more upvote worthy than the post...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cracked me up like mad !! You're awesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And now for a trick that won't explode in your face.... try Silencio. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You friend deserve the upvote

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww this makes me sad. I loved my Note 7. Kind of sad about the whole battery thing because it was a great phone.

9 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

Yeah... I think exploding kind of disqualifies any product other than explosives from being categorized as "great."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I felt so empty when I switched to the S7 edge

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was an awesome phone. The s7 edge isn't bad, and the free VR headset I got for switching is pretty cool. But yeah it was great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've wanted a note ever since the first one was released, and this year was the year I finally decided to buy one.. it never arrived.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

:( Sorry to hear that man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to finally upgrade my note 4 :c Supposedly the 8 is still alive, per Samusung, just hope it stays that way/isn't subpar like 5.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was lit as fuck

9 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 2

When I die put a note 7 in my casket. Then my funeral will be lit.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Couldn't decide between burial and cremation huh?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Viking burial ftw!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I miss mine. Few more features than the edge 7 has and faster too. Even if I used the pen to colour in mandalas.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah, apparently it was blazing fast..... Sorry

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Burn! Ohh crap.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The S8 is coming out soon and should be everything the note wasn't

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet happy it didn't blow up in your face, I hope!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Right! It was the bomb!

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Deserves more points

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm just a simple settler I'll settle with a few.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eh two face gave it 3/5 stars saying it worked well and you can barely see the burns

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

i turned it in the first time. not turning in this one too

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Samsung is going to limit remaining US Note 7 phones to only 60% charge soon, and New Zealand networks outright banned them. Turn yours in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus it's still banned on flights, etc. Wasn't worth the headache when there's financial reason to turn it in, at least to me. (end)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing about phone manufacturers is they only support a phone for a couple years anyway, and the N7 won't get any post-release support now (2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Edge 7 is mostly the same, just smaller without the pen. Considering they gave me a $100 rebate, I felt it was worth the trade-in. (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have kept my second one if i hadn't dropped it and cracked the screen the day after i got it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't work on my android phone ;-;

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Sams

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doesn't work on my j3 :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine's a Moto G

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't work on mine either. It legit just googles Lumos. It's a sham.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't work with my accent!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an aussie, I had to butcher it to make it work. "Lew Moe s"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try saying lumos maxima, it recoginizes the sentence better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have Google speak? You can't just talky to your phone and expect it to answer

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Did it on my Google speak, no dice. I can't get the newest versions on android on my HTC, so that's probably why.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ahh that could be an issue

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you mean can I do the "ok google" and search by saying stuff yes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

huh, is it just not recognizing the word? cause it took me a few tries to get it to understand lumos instead of loomis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it recognizes it fine. Even tried Lumos Maxima. Still nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah same here. And mine is the new Google phone. Thought it would be fancy enough to do it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no (general). There's Aus, UK, USA, Canada, and India

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, I meant English (Generic), but the ones you mentioned should work as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is what I was already on. Silencio works but none of the others.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tired lumus maxima instead of lumus?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try Eng US. It should work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for me either, it just googles "lumos" (so I know I'm saying it right). Sony Xperia Z1. Probably too old.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try silencio. That works on my phone but lumos doesn't .-.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try lumos maxima, worked for me tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have :c

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't get it to hear anything but zilenzio :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rip :c

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Works on my LG

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking nothing works on my LG. I hate this piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is it? My G5 has served me well so far

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lg V20. I had the G3 up until a week ago and finally got a new phone. Love lg phones

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

G4. I had the HTC One M9 but I accidentally put it in the washing machine :( this phone appears to be my punishment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I replied to the wrong person but I'm sure they'll figure it out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silencio was meant to mute the phone too? Saw some news article on it, too lazy to try though

9 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 3

Works on Nexus 6p

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silentó makes your phone do the nae nae

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Damnit, I giggled. Take your point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Works on the s5

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

. For future use

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charge your phone. Don't let it die!!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You missed a call, just there. Did you know?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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*tries crucio*

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

*concern*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*android schedules very loud and painful alarmtone for 4am*

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Lumos and nox worked for me, but this just googles 'silence CO'.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just did it, it worked for me. Maybe try saying it again?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe try pronouncing it. BTW this isn't related to Harry Potter, it's just that you are literally saying "Be Silent" to the phone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a pronunciation thing. Also, I realize it's 'be silent' in Spanish, but it is ALSO the silence charm in HP, so it IS related.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, carbon monoxide does make you silent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can even ask Google what does the fox say.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Ow. Just ow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference yayy

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

As does everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I will not let you take my happiness away. See -> :D

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Tried it on iPhone- it gave me a list of divorce lawyers. And then limo companies. My wife is going to think I'm leaving her to go to Vegas.

9 years ago | Likes 861 Dislikes 4

Mine heard "The mass" and told me that wasn't very nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I got limos but siri would repeat lumus back as if she was mocking me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she obsessively checks your search history, you probably need some divorce lawyers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet another reason why android is better ;)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Looks like there's a software processing company named Lumos about 5.3 miles away. Thanks Siri!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything went better than expected dot png

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine gives me Loomis Armored

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine resurrected the Dark Lord... I think I pronounced them wrong

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got wiki for Duma some Russian agency. Tried again and got Blue Moose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I hate Siri. Maybe my pronunciation is wrong, I'm saying loo-moos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't work on iphone? Well that's it then I'm moving to android

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

can you buy my iphone so i can afford a phone contract that comes with an adroid phone?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats ok. If you address Siri as Jarvis you get some funny ass stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Didn't work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said hey Jarvis and she said hi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try "Siri, can I call you Jarvis?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine gave me the Wikipedia page for Lupus

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

I had the page for lumps

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I can help with that.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's never lupus

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Except the time it was lupus.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sure about that?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Well would you have guessed..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine just Google's "Loomis".

9 years ago | Likes 470 Dislikes 5

It showed me Lumos language school. School had good ratings tho

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mine too. I had to be like "looooooooo mohhhhhs"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tried it. My phone now thinks that I'm a Japanese man desperately looking for rumors...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what happened to me the first time too. Pronounce the second syllable like "most" without the "t"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mine showed me nearby limos

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. And limos. And lil Mouse. >(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe it thinks you should learn to draw.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google microphone, not the phone's native microphone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loo-moes!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine googles rumors

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get Loomis too ;/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me search the web for "Lumos". Yeah, rip :/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOO MOSS.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought it was just me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same but still worked somehow :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blue Moose, Loomis, New Moss... fuck it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enunciate!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a list of limo services from the airport.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine said searching for blue moose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's levioooosa, not leviosaaa

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

She's a nightmare! No wonder she doesn't have any friends...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I think she heard you :(

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stop it, Ron. Sttooooppp.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Uhhhnnn.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Go on Harry, you're the chosen oooooooone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too :\ aussie accent? i dunno!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine just Google's Lou Moss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same. but if you type the correction in it will remember it and still works

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine googled 'penis' >_>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Must be drawing on search history.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no it didn't, thats a completely different pronunciation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Darren R was one of my favorite DJs growing up. Him and George Centeno were awesome together.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It also gave me "lil mouse" before getting it right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blue moose for me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine got Blue mom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine searched for someone lamed Lou Moss...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say luu-mos. I got loomis first time too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loomis brand condoms. Specifically designed to fit me, Loomis.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to pronounce it more clearly. "Loom-Os" Took me a few tries too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got lewis. I speaka da inglish berry whale

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just somehow got "Can you mix" and it told me not to mix antidepressants with alcohol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine did Lou Moss. And Low Moss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting "Blue mosque" here...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Me too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loo moose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you should say it like "leu-moss" or sorta like that.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lil mouse

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got noodles when I tried this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine Google searched "Leu Moss" when I said it like that. XD

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I got Linked in profiles for Lou Moss.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine too. Try with "Lumos Maxima".

9 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

Bomb, thank you so much my friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked! Note 3 here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

confrimed

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

OMG worked

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine found Nissan Maxima's

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Confirmed as well. Google doesn't like my accent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome, thank you :D I just blew the mind of my other half. Oh yes.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've read your username as "TheElementsOfHermione" and was very confused for a second. Glad I helped! :)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aww, it doesn't work for me. What's your android version?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6.0.1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally said that word for word and it fucking looks up loumos macsyma, like wtf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometimes can't turn it off because it searches for knox or knocks... sometimes even socks, but that's Dobby fucking with me, I reckon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do it with a british accent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sir, can I have some more?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also get Lou Moss.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Rise up lights

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aussie??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Close. New Zealand.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus, fellow Kiwi here too, and so do I :-/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Say it correctly you heathen

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

I try, but my kiwi accent makes it impossible for Google voice to understand me

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Same, literally, my phone hates my kiwi accent too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea took me ages but I got it had to change the way I said it its like Lou most but without the t at the end if that helps

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

when i say it like that it just looks up mouse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That worked

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0