Nov 7, 2016 1:35 AM
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sandyhope
jareg
I'M WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE WITH ALL OF THE LIGHTS OFF BECAUSE THIS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M @ HOGWARTS (HIDING FROM SNAPE) FOR REAL.
MotherOfDragons03
SuspiciousCharacter
HOLY HDJDJICIFKSOSIZOXIDIDMDKMADINGDONG.
dogfavoriter
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRY SAYING AVADA KE
itsthevoiceman
Just goggles it for me. Can't extinguish my enemies.
TheMonkeyIsLoose
dymondsndogtags
This is EXACTLY how I feel.
volkaneo
Lou Moss is so hot right now
flamingflamingo
"Lumos." "*opens Memo* What would you like to write?" "Cancel. LUMOS." "I'm not sure what you mean by lumos."
MistakeKin
this is the best thing I've seen
and I've seen my wife give birth to my child
MrTatems
Silencio will also turn your phone to silent
workinprogresss
It worked!
evillittlecar
So Google thought I said 'blue balls' and proceeded to describe it out loud. >.<
HelloThereGeneralKenobee
I snorted. Congratulations.
ButtonsAreForPushing
My wife, who is lying next to me and is now suffering from a lightly singed retina, doesn't think this is the coolest thing my phone does.
TK421isAFK
Is she shopping for those damn Lulahoe leggings? Because this is a subtle ad for a specific Lulahoe salesperson.
kellymuahaha
Say lightly singed retina one more time dad.
Nuss69er
Lightly singed retina one more time dad.
willzyx1980
Ah the less popular ocular version of the lightly fried fish filet
Lulumegan
10/10 expected that all of you were lying to me to make me feel dumb. You weren't. It works. I giggled.
YNotZoidberg1077
Not the coolest, maybe. But it *is* the brightest!
Zerkk
My husband thinks like your wife. Btw, awesome username for the situation!
whatbuttondoipush
What button?
I didn't even think of the username connection. Lord, I do love the pushing of the buttons.
kamikazbeez
Husband currently sleeping.... Trying to decide how mad he will be if I wake him to show him!!
BylawsBarrister
I tried Avada Kedavra, but it didn't work. ????
Chrichelle
you probably arent throwing it hard enough, remember, swish, and flick!
Oh man, it worked! Well, it could have been blunt force trauma from the phone, but either way, I'm on the lam now!
nice work!
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Get a Samsung and say incendio
Sherl0ck
Remember, crucio? You'd have to really mean it! Concentrate all your hate at your enemy, and then throw the phone at him while shouting (1/2
Avada Kedavra like a mad man/woman!
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
It works on the Note 7.
manupug
so far: Lewis, Loomis, Rumeurs, you must, LUMOS! I made it! thanks everyone.
Preincarnage
Then "knox" repeatedly until you turn it off manually.
MadMacka
Scottish accent but had "Lumos", "Nox" and "Silencio" all work on the first attempt :D
SolaireSB
If you are like me and don't know pronunciation for it https://youtu.be/qs6w1ETA3EU
PantsGuy
It's runforthecube! Yes!
megfc
Wow that's sassy.
myqool
So, is it Levi-o-sa or Levios-a
aerojovi83
Sounds like Squidward if he were in Harry Potter.
00elix
Thanks for that. I lol'd.
Sharpie12
Lies it didnt work
grokpulse
Only took 15 tries until it worked. I was getting neumos every fucking time. Pretty cool though.
TestingMcTestersontheThird
I keep getting Lil Moose....
AirplaneNerd
Which is a pretty cool bar and music venue in Seattle... But not a flashlight.
Retsam19
It's pronounced Levio-sa.
pineapplepuppy
michealikruhara0110
This is such a dumb joke but its actually perfect for this, because you have to pronounce it SO PRECISELY.
kelpo122
I was getting Loomis, dunno how. I'm mexican tho
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Me too. Got UMASS once, too.
brendoncnz
Use lumos maxima
Much better. Thanks!
tboneallstar
OMG IF YOU SET UP THE VOICE ACTIVATED "OK GOOGLE" THING YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PRESS ANYTHING JUST SAY "OK GOOGLE, LUMOS" THIS IS THE 1/2
Okay, that I tried and it just googled Lumos.
ZirconiumX
Try "lumos maxima"
Nope! Still just a Google search!
COOLEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weinhofen
Doesn't work for me, it just search "lumos" on Google. It makes me sad.
FlyingTigerRose
Did you try saying it, into the Google mic?
lillay5
same with s5
Try lumos maxima. Worked for me! :)
Thernaustwp
I tried Lumos maxima but it just searched "images sexy Madonna" on Google. I'm still trying to figure out why...
noisymints
lumos maxima works for me too!
DanteIsBack
In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.
Smohly
Thanks for the hint, but it still doesn't work. Did you do anything else?
You can try instead of "lumus", "Lumus Maxima" or "Okay google, Lumus Maxima"
Filolial
Samsung S5 Neo, and speaking into the google app only googles 'Lumos'.
Try Lumos Maxima, it recognizes the full sentence much easier than a single word
TotallyNotMyBad
Same phone, same problem
ward5x5
Same here on my S6
Found the problem, set your google profile on English. Any other language doesn't work.
laziegoblin
Still doesn't do it. At this point I've put too much effort in it for it not to work :D
Same here :-( Did you figure it out?
Nop..
DamnThursdays
Holy shit... I'm fucking giggling because it actually does. I'm all "Tee-hee" and now my family thinks I'm gay.
batmanballpointbanana
0000000001
Good thing you were planning to tell them, right?
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
My whole family thinks I'm gay, it doesn't matter anyway.
PaliQ
You can also do Silencio.
Itallturnstodickatmidnight
Really this is what did it? Not the bag of dicks in your room? Your family picks up on the subtle hints more than mine does.
Mavgurian
Hellooooohh ...
z3lfmoord
At least you're not in a sexual relationship with your car named Chase.
I was in a sexual relationship with a girl named Chase once. She was the definition of a tumblr trainwreck.
Squidlicker47
Just tried it & my face rivaled one of a child on Christmas morning
rstanley
doesn't mean they are wrong.
rosalynne95
I'm having a happiness stronk. And making strange laughing noises...so glad my family is asleep...
DurendaI
Welcome to the club.
ladyfoxtrot
We've known all along.
Laaaadybird
Shouldn't have smoked that one marijuana.
Awesummzz
You still smoke marijuanas? Inject them like a civilized human
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
I tried that and my arm fell off. Never again
IamGrrreen
Talking about "civilised humans" when you call it "marijuana"...jeez. Society, am I right? Us norms call it 'weed drugs'.
FitzChevalric
Asking for a friend... where is this button / option on a Samsung galaxy 6?
Polarbit
Try saying "OK Google" while on your home screen.
pr0nty
Your accent might not be getting picked up. Try lumos maxima, or try pronouncing it loo-most without the T at the end.
NotPunnyNoMemes
Whatever opens your voice command menu, holding home i think. Otherwise just say ok Google lumos
Tried it but no result. Just get search results of lumos
Chryos
It works on the 5, and reportedly on the 7. I can't think why it wouldn't on the 6.
Debug200
S6 owner here, works on mine. Got "Loomis" at first but once I typed in "Lumos" it activated the flashlight.
Reeeaaaaally exaggerate the pronunciation.
TanithRosenbaum
Say "I pledge the blood and flesh of my firstborn to the gods of Moutainview" while on your home screen. "OK Google" might work too, though.
KoliRobben
MountainView used to have the best Mongolian bbq. Is Colonel Lee's still there?
No idea, never been to the place :)
Nope nothing. Still only search results of lumos. Nothing happens
JakeRedFern
Try typing it in the search bar first then let it do it's thing then say it after a few searches that's what happened to me.
Nope nothing
If Lumos isn't working try Lumos Maxima
OldmanSerious
Ah dammit I just posted this and scrolled down. Have a point.
ATalkingMushroom
Still doesn't work for me...
magus423
There we go. Thanks for the tip.
orlandocalrisian
Your right, for me "Lumos Maxima" was what worked. Droid Turbo running Android 5.1
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
Thank you, this actually worked
Yetanotherwaytoolongusername69
Same for me but nox doesn't work
Hmm... that's strange. I'm saying it as "knocks" and it shows up as "knox" but still works.
SnackMasterRanger
Same and I have a droid Maxx 2 but the maxima is fitting
thefunbatman
It just goggles lumos or lumos maxima for me :(
JayKaySC
saame
Linachen
Same for me :(
SimonSchnfeld
Same
bigdog1983
Same for me :((
StrangelyCalm
Top 10 Lou Moss LinkedIn Profiles
rouzuki
S'cuz it's not pronounced like moss "Mahs" you silly goose. It's an O sound like in "Moe"
Where on earth is moss pronounced "Mahs"?
yourbible
the south
Well I exaggerated it a bit to show the difference, but still New York and Boston perhaps. Maybe "Maw-s", is more accurate.
TonyStarkWantsOne
And if you have a Note 7, say "Incendio!"
TegisJacksonMcCarterIII
This is the only good Note 7 joke I've seen
inchoroi
Dying
TheInvasionPlan
AlphaQueueBeta
v
danielsdesk
Love it; Confringo is also a good spell analogy since it explodes more cases than it simply sets alight
therockknight1
ARandomCollectionofLetters
L00seG00se
This comment is fire
GMoneyy
This needs more points.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Much more
SpoilersAreAPathToTheDarkSide
BujuArena
That hurted mine eyesies. :(
OlafJS
You just got buuuuuuuuuuuurned
mrgaydicks420
The note 7 was pretty lit but it got roasted
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
ModusPonens
(Laughs)
Ravenuser
Confringo?
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Laughed so hard you have no idea
HungoverMoralAgent
Looking for reception with a Note 7:
FuckThisThingInParticular
"Bombarda!"
Tokanii
MisterD90
Best comment ever
imly
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
Denamic
Don't
JLPDayton72
That would actually be Avada Kedavra.....
Conz
I laughed, have an upvote lol
LumbeeBoy1
It's a trap
tamalero
YourCakeAndEatItToo
^ Comment of the night right here.
Mind792
GuliaJulia
VodkaReindeer
That's old. Make it Ragnaros.
Thatavus
IcemanAlien
I watched this gif while listening to feel good inc by the gorillas. Look it up if you don't know what I mean
ijustrealisednooneusestheirrealnameshere
Uffen90
Booom
MadlyIrrelevant
I have a note 7. tried both. it corrected lumos to Loomis and didn't do anything for Incendio. What a ripoff
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
*squints... shakes head... moves on.
Nikkiaz
Omg!! Took me a minute but i totally get it!!! (Ok after i tried with my 7 edge) +1!
shouldbestudying
KhajiitWasFramed
Or "Bombarda Maxima"
TimberWilly
When the comment is more upvote worthy than the post...
ipudg3
Cracked me up like mad !! You're awesome
And now for a trick that won't explode in your face.... try Silencio. :)
redneckyoshi
You friend deserve the upvote
srsfaceI8C
Aww this makes me sad. I loved my Note 7. Kind of sad about the whole battery thing because it was a great phone.
jsktrogdor
Yeah... I think exploding kind of disqualifies any product other than explosives from being categorized as "great."
blurokin
I felt so empty when I switched to the S7 edge
ManHasNoUsername
It was an awesome phone. The s7 edge isn't bad, and the free VR headset I got for switching is pretty cool. But yeah it was great.
TheStoneMask
I've wanted a note ever since the first one was released, and this year was the year I finally decided to buy one.. it never arrived.
:( Sorry to hear that man.
Wombatish
I was going to finally upgrade my note 4 :c Supposedly the 8 is still alive, per Samusung, just hope it stays that way/isn't subpar like 5.
KTHRSS
It was lit as fuck
ProfessorDoggo
When I die put a note 7 in my casket. Then my funeral will be lit.
Frodomann1
Couldn't decide between burial and cremation huh?
undungubungu
Viking burial ftw!
faunakate
Yeah I miss mine. Few more features than the edge 7 has and faster too. Even if I used the pen to colour in mandalas.
killerjerick
Yeah, apparently it was blazing fast..... Sorry
Burn! Ohh crap.
MrStLouis
The S8 is coming out soon and should be everything the note wasn't
TorSverre
Yet happy it didn't blow up in your face, I hope!
Squanto229
Right! It was the bomb!
LeHereux
Deserves more points
I'm just a simple settler I'll settle with a few.
Freakingdoomguy
Eh two face gave it 3/5 stars saying it worked well and you can barely see the burns
i turned it in the first time. not turning in this one too
marsilies
Samsung is going to limit remaining US Note 7 phones to only 60% charge soon, and New Zealand networks outright banned them. Turn yours in.
Plus it's still banned on flights, etc. Wasn't worth the headache when there's financial reason to turn it in, at least to me. (end)
Thing about phone manufacturers is they only support a phone for a couple years anyway, and the N7 won't get any post-release support now (2
The Edge 7 is mostly the same, just smaller without the pen. Considering they gave me a $100 rebate, I felt it was worth the trade-in. (1)
JayBIrd27
I would have kept my second one if i hadn't dropped it and cracked the screen the day after i got it.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
It doesn't work on my android phone ;-;
Probabilitortheannoying
Sams
bearwizard
Doesn't work on my j3 :(
Mine's a Moto G
Grievuuz
Doesn't work on mine either. It legit just googles Lumos. It's a sham.
Lucywants
It doesn't work with my accent!
chromehuffer
As an aussie, I had to butcher it to make it work. "Lew Moe s"
Try saying lumos maxima, it recoginizes the sentence better
icookfoodandfightfire
Do you have Google speak? You can't just talky to your phone and expect it to answer
Sacurason
Did it on my Google speak, no dice. I can't get the newest versions on android on my HTC, so that's probably why.
ahh that could be an issue
If you mean can I do the "ok google" and search by saying stuff yes.
huh, is it just not recognizing the word? cause it took me a few tries to get it to understand lumos instead of loomis
No it recognizes it fine. Even tried Lumos Maxima. Still nothing.
Muttons1337
Yeah same here. And mine is the new Google phone. Thought it would be fancy enough to do it.
There is no (general). There's Aus, UK, USA, Canada, and India
I'm sorry, I meant English (Generic), but the ones you mentioned should work as well.
Which is what I was already on. Silencio works but none of the others.
Have you tired lumus maxima instead of lumus?
ConfuMeister
Try Eng US. It should work.
gegh
Not for me either, it just googles "lumos" (so I know I'm saying it right). Sony Xperia Z1. Probably too old.
Try silencio. That works on my phone but lumos doesn't .-.
takashi866
Try lumos maxima, worked for me tho
I have :c
I can't get it to hear anything but zilenzio :(
rip :c
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Works on my LG
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Fucking nothing works on my LG. I hate this piece of shit.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
What is it? My G5 has served me well so far
Lg V20. I had the G3 up until a week ago and finally got a new phone. Love lg phones
G4. I had the HTC One M9 but I accidentally put it in the washing machine :( this phone appears to be my punishment
I replied to the wrong person but I'm sure they'll figure it out.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Silencio was meant to mute the phone too? Saw some news article on it, too lazy to try though
KyKaPoo
Works on Nexus 6p
kevinallover
Silentó makes your phone do the nae nae
dassala
Damnit, I giggled. Take your point.
Works on the s5
SpidermanIsAMenace
. For future use
killnaytor
Charge your phone. Don't let it die!!
funkerigerator
You missed a call, just there. Did you know?
HeyThereDemonsItsMeYaBoi
Visser3
*tries crucio*
RobertNAdams
*concern*
*android schedules very loud and painful alarmtone for 4am*
LittleEm
Lumos and nox worked for me, but this just googles 'silence CO'.
sourorphan2112
I just did it, it worked for me. Maybe try saying it again?
bigblindguy
maybe try pronouncing it. BTW this isn't related to Harry Potter, it's just that you are literally saying "Be Silent" to the phone.
It was a pronunciation thing. Also, I realize it's 'be silent' in Spanish, but it is ALSO the silence charm in HP, so it IS related.
zanoii
Well, carbon monoxide does make you silent.
ChainsawDissection
You can even ask Google what does the fox say.
bradthegeek
Ow. Just ow
HelloWorldThisIsDog
I understood that reference yayy
fe1od1or
As does everyone.
I will not let you take my happiness away. See -> :D
eyeAnim8
Tried it on iPhone- it gave me a list of divorce lawyers. And then limo companies. My wife is going to think I'm leaving her to go to Vegas.
27Lies
Mine heard "The mass" and told me that wasn't very nice.
theluckyking
I got limos but siri would repeat lumus back as if she was mocking me
PedestrianElectrobastard
If she obsessively checks your search history, you probably need some divorce lawyers.
Yet another reason why android is better ;)
GreatTombOfNazarick
Looks like there's a software processing company named Lumos about 5.3 miles away. Thanks Siri!
ColonelObvious
Everything went better than expected dot png
applemuse
Mine gives me Loomis Armored
zeusdemigod131
Mine resurrected the Dark Lord... I think I pronounced them wrong
Feanor19
I got wiki for Duma some Russian agency. Tried again and got Blue Moose
God I hate Siri. Maybe my pronunciation is wrong, I'm saying loo-moos
ginastringr
It doesn't work on iphone? Well that's it then I'm moving to android
mifdsam
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Muffyns
can you buy my iphone so i can afford a phone contract that comes with an adroid phone?
DeusExSpockina
Thats ok. If you address Siri as Jarvis you get some funny ass stuff.
TheKrand
Didn't work
idrinkandiupvotethings
I said hey Jarvis and she said hi
Try "Siri, can I call you Jarvis?"
Sarazah
Mine gave me the Wikipedia page for Lupus
I had the page for lumps
LupusBorealis
I think I can help with that.
olivelover69
It's never lupus
lancell
Except the time it was lupus.
Sure about that?
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
Well would you have guessed..
slipmagt
Mine just Google's "Loomis".
HotSmellyHorseCum
It showed me Lumos language school. School had good ratings tho
Mine too. I had to be like "looooooooo mohhhhhs"
ItsQuiteHardToFindAGoodUsernameThatIsntTakenYet
Tried it. My phone now thinks that I'm a Japanese man desperately looking for rumors...
aguacatedeldiablo
That's what happened to me the first time too. Pronounce the second syllable like "most" without the "t"
Jtorgo
Mine showed me nearby limos
njkayak99
blufrogz
Yep. And limos. And lil Mouse. >(
chocomallow
Maybe it thinks you should learn to draw.
ProfessionalTurtle
Google microphone, not the phone's native microphone.
borkmcdogface
Loo-moes!!!
SpeakerToMeat
Mine googles rumors
AutocorrectDuckedMyUsername
I get Loomis too ;/
enemyintel
Let me search the web for "Lumos". Yeah, rip :/
Monkeybone5581
LOO MOSS.
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
Thought it was just me.
PraiseDickbuttLordAndSaviorOfUsersub
ThePolarMole
Same but still worked somehow :)
Bdtry
Blue Moose, Loomis, New Moss... fuck it
HewhomustnotBNamed
Enunciate!
IronRod
I got a list of limo services from the airport.
WinterWarrior420
Mine said searching for blue moose
reammeupscotty
It's levioooosa, not leviosaaa
kertez
She's a nightmare! No wonder she doesn't have any friends...
Voidkilla
I think she heard you :(
SmellyPotatoMan
Stop it, Ron. Sttooooppp.
TheKingOfTheSea
Uhhhnnn.
ThisFrickenGuy
Go on Harry, you're the chosen oooooooone.
TheElementsOfHarmony
Me too :\ aussie accent? i dunno!
macca3568
Mine just Google's Lou Moss
same. but if you type the correction in it will remember it and still works
hrkrabbe
Mine googled 'penis' >_>
kspice
Must be drawing on search history.
MissArnie
no it didn't, thats a completely different pronunciation.
tRAGE
Darren R was one of my favorite DJs growing up. Him and George Centeno were awesome together.
IDontBelieveY0u
It also gave me "lil mouse" before getting it right.
daniic233
Blue moose for me
Sneckz
Mine got Blue mom
Gingersex
Mine searched for someone lamed Lou Moss...
Soulshox
Say luu-mos. I got loomis first time too.
nakedasajaybird
Loomis brand condoms. Specifically designed to fit me, Loomis.
TheReaper95
You have to pronounce it more clearly. "Loom-Os" Took me a few tries too.
unevolved
I got lewis. I speaka da inglish berry whale
Baz135
I just somehow got "Can you mix" and it told me not to mix antidepressants with alcohol.
KnightOfTheBrohirrim
Mine did Lou Moss. And Low Moss.
Pancakesarenom
Getting "Blue mosque" here...
DeathsDeathOfRats
Me too.
katatafish
Loo moose
I think you should say it like "leu-moss" or sorta like that.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Lil mouse
Got noodles when I tried this
rng43
Mine Google searched "Leu Moss" when I said it like that. XD
FamousOnce
Yeah I got Linked in profiles for Lou Moss.
snugglemuggle
Mine too. Try with "Lumos Maxima".
illJustPutTheFireOverHereWithTheRestOfTheFire
Bomb, thank you so much my friend
gwenniea
Thanks!
freakstate
Worked! Note 3 here
Houstonruss
confrimed
Millax
OMG worked
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Mine found Nissan Maxima's
L3nnyj
Confirmed as well. Google doesn't like my accent
Awesome, thank you :D I just blew the mind of my other half. Oh yes.
I've read your username as "TheElementsOfHermione" and was very confused for a second. Glad I helped! :)
RevanTheJedi
Aww, it doesn't work for me. What's your android version?
6.0.1
I literally said that word for word and it fucking looks up loumos macsyma, like wtf
I sometimes can't turn it off because it searches for knox or knocks... sometimes even socks, but that's Dobby fucking with me, I reckon.
dragosteakae
Do it with a british accent
Sir, can I have some more?
Which one ?
Also get Lou Moss.
cbjfan
Rise up lights
Koukla13
Aussie??
Close. New Zealand.
Smayds
Jesus, fellow Kiwi here too, and so do I :-/
stabbedintheface
Say it correctly you heathen
JediMasterObiWanKenobi
I try, but my kiwi accent makes it impossible for Google voice to understand me
Same, literally, my phone hates my kiwi accent too.
Donnaalex
Yea took me ages but I got it had to change the way I said it its like Lou most but without the t at the end if that helps
when i say it like that it just looks up mouse.
kutauna
That worked
sandyhope
jareg
I'M WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE WITH ALL OF THE LIGHTS OFF BECAUSE THIS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M @ HOGWARTS (HIDING FROM SNAPE) FOR REAL.
MotherOfDragons03
SuspiciousCharacter
HOLY HDJDJICIFKSOSIZOXIDIDMDKMADINGDONG.
dogfavoriter
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRY SAYING AVADA KE
itsthevoiceman
Just goggles it for me. Can't extinguish my enemies.
TheMonkeyIsLoose
dymondsndogtags
This is EXACTLY how I feel.
volkaneo
Lou Moss is so hot right now
flamingflamingo
"Lumos." "*opens Memo* What would you like to write?" "Cancel. LUMOS." "I'm not sure what you mean by lumos."
MistakeKin
this is the best thing I've seen
MistakeKin
and I've seen my wife give birth to my child
MrTatems
Silencio will also turn your phone to silent
workinprogresss
It worked!
evillittlecar
So Google thought I said 'blue balls' and proceeded to describe it out loud. >.<
HelloThereGeneralKenobee
I snorted. Congratulations.
ButtonsAreForPushing
My wife, who is lying next to me and is now suffering from a lightly singed retina, doesn't think this is the coolest thing my phone does.
TK421isAFK
Is she shopping for those damn Lulahoe leggings? Because this is a subtle ad for a specific Lulahoe salesperson.
kellymuahaha
Say lightly singed retina one more time dad.
Nuss69er
Lightly singed retina one more time dad.
willzyx1980
Ah the less popular ocular version of the lightly fried fish filet
Lulumegan
10/10 expected that all of you were lying to me to make me feel dumb. You weren't. It works. I giggled.
YNotZoidberg1077
Not the coolest, maybe. But it *is* the brightest!
Zerkk
My husband thinks like your wife. Btw, awesome username for the situation!
whatbuttondoipush
What button?
ButtonsAreForPushing
I didn't even think of the username connection. Lord, I do love the pushing of the buttons.
kamikazbeez
Husband currently sleeping.... Trying to decide how mad he will be if I wake him to show him!!
BylawsBarrister
I tried Avada Kedavra, but it didn't work. ????
Chrichelle
you probably arent throwing it hard enough, remember, swish, and flick!
BylawsBarrister
Oh man, it worked! Well, it could have been blunt force trauma from the phone, but either way, I'm on the lam now!
Chrichelle
nice work!
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Get a Samsung and say incendio
Sherl0ck
Remember, crucio? You'd have to really mean it! Concentrate all your hate at your enemy, and then throw the phone at him while shouting (1/2
Sherl0ck
Avada Kedavra like a mad man/woman!
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
It works on the Note 7.
manupug
so far: Lewis, Loomis, Rumeurs, you must, LUMOS! I made it! thanks everyone.
Preincarnage
Then "knox" repeatedly until you turn it off manually.
MadMacka
Scottish accent but had "Lumos", "Nox" and "Silencio" all work on the first attempt :D
SolaireSB
If you are like me and don't know pronunciation for it https://youtu.be/qs6w1ETA3EU
PantsGuy
It's runforthecube! Yes!
megfc
Wow that's sassy.
myqool
So, is it Levi-o-sa or Levios-a
aerojovi83
Sounds like Squidward if he were in Harry Potter.
00elix
Thanks for that. I lol'd.
Sharpie12
Lies it didnt work
grokpulse
Only took 15 tries until it worked. I was getting neumos every fucking time. Pretty cool though.
TestingMcTestersontheThird
I keep getting Lil Moose....
AirplaneNerd
Which is a pretty cool bar and music venue in Seattle... But not a flashlight.
Retsam19
It's pronounced Levio-sa.
pineapplepuppy
michealikruhara0110
This is such a dumb joke but its actually perfect for this, because you have to pronounce it SO PRECISELY.
kelpo122
I was getting Loomis, dunno how. I'm mexican tho
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Me too. Got UMASS once, too.
brendoncnz
Use lumos maxima
grokpulse
Much better. Thanks!
tboneallstar
OMG IF YOU SET UP THE VOICE ACTIVATED "OK GOOGLE" THING YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PRESS ANYTHING JUST SAY "OK GOOGLE, LUMOS" THIS IS THE 1/2
itsthevoiceman
Okay, that I tried and it just googled Lumos.
ZirconiumX
Try "lumos maxima"
itsthevoiceman
Nope! Still just a Google search!
tboneallstar
COOLEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weinhofen
Doesn't work for me, it just search "lumos" on Google. It makes me sad.
FlyingTigerRose
Did you try saying it, into the Google mic?
lillay5
same with s5
workinprogresss
Try lumos maxima. Worked for me! :)
Thernaustwp
I tried Lumos maxima but it just searched "images sexy Madonna" on Google. I'm still trying to figure out why...
noisymints
lumos maxima works for me too!
DanteIsBack
In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.
Smohly
Thanks for the hint, but it still doesn't work. Did you do anything else?
DanteIsBack
You can try instead of "lumus", "Lumus Maxima" or "Okay google, Lumus Maxima"
Filolial
Samsung S5 Neo, and speaking into the google app only googles 'Lumos'.
brendoncnz
Try Lumos Maxima, it recognizes the full sentence much easier than a single word
TotallyNotMyBad
Same phone, same problem
ward5x5
Same here on my S6
Filolial
Found the problem, set your google profile on English. Any other language doesn't work.
laziegoblin
Still doesn't do it. At this point I've put too much effort in it for it not to work :D
Smohly
Same here :-( Did you figure it out?
laziegoblin
Nop..
DamnThursdays
Holy shit... I'm fucking giggling because it actually does. I'm all "Tee-hee" and now my family thinks I'm gay.
batmanballpointbanana
0000000001
Good thing you were planning to tell them, right?
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
My whole family thinks I'm gay, it doesn't matter anyway.
PaliQ
You can also do Silencio.
Itallturnstodickatmidnight
Really this is what did it? Not the bag of dicks in your room? Your family picks up on the subtle hints more than mine does.
Mavgurian
Hellooooohh ...
z3lfmoord
At least you're not in a sexual relationship with your car named Chase.
DamnThursdays
I was in a sexual relationship with a girl named Chase once. She was the definition of a tumblr trainwreck.
Squidlicker47
Just tried it & my face rivaled one of a child on Christmas morning
rstanley
doesn't mean they are wrong.
rosalynne95
I'm having a happiness stronk. And making strange laughing noises...so glad my family is asleep...
DurendaI
Welcome to the club.
ladyfoxtrot
We've known all along.
Laaaadybird
Shouldn't have smoked that one marijuana.
Awesummzz
You still smoke marijuanas? Inject them like a civilized human
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
I tried that and my arm fell off. Never again
IamGrrreen
Talking about "civilised humans" when you call it "marijuana"...jeez. Society, am I right? Us norms call it 'weed drugs'.
FitzChevalric
Asking for a friend... where is this button / option on a Samsung galaxy 6?
Polarbit
Try saying "OK Google" while on your home screen.
pr0nty
Your accent might not be getting picked up. Try lumos maxima, or try pronouncing it loo-most without the T at the end.
NotPunnyNoMemes
Whatever opens your voice command menu, holding home i think. Otherwise just say ok Google lumos
FitzChevalric
Tried it but no result. Just get search results of lumos
Chryos
It works on the 5, and reportedly on the 7. I can't think why it wouldn't on the 6.
Debug200
S6 owner here, works on mine. Got "Loomis" at first but once I typed in "Lumos" it activated the flashlight.
Chryos
Reeeaaaaally exaggerate the pronunciation.
TanithRosenbaum
Say "I pledge the blood and flesh of my firstborn to the gods of Moutainview" while on your home screen. "OK Google" might work too, though.
KoliRobben
MountainView used to have the best Mongolian bbq. Is Colonel Lee's still there?
TanithRosenbaum
No idea, never been to the place :)
FitzChevalric
Nope nothing. Still only search results of lumos. Nothing happens
JakeRedFern
Try typing it in the search bar first then let it do it's thing then say it after a few searches that's what happened to me.
FitzChevalric
Nope nothing
MrTatems
If Lumos isn't working try Lumos Maxima
OldmanSerious
Ah dammit I just posted this and scrolled down. Have a point.
ATalkingMushroom
Still doesn't work for me...
magus423
There we go. Thanks for the tip.
orlandocalrisian
Your right, for me "Lumos Maxima" was what worked. Droid Turbo running Android 5.1
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
Thank you, this actually worked
Yetanotherwaytoolongusername69
Same for me but nox doesn't work
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
Hmm... that's strange. I'm saying it as "knocks" and it shows up as "knox" but still works.
SnackMasterRanger
Same and I have a droid Maxx 2 but the maxima is fitting
thefunbatman
It just goggles lumos or lumos maxima for me :(
JayKaySC
saame
Linachen
Same for me :(
SimonSchnfeld
Same
bigdog1983
Same for me :((
StrangelyCalm
Top 10 Lou Moss LinkedIn Profiles
rouzuki
S'cuz it's not pronounced like moss "Mahs" you silly goose. It's an O sound like in "Moe"
OldmanSerious
Where on earth is moss pronounced "Mahs"?
yourbible
the south
rouzuki
Well I exaggerated it a bit to show the difference, but still New York and Boston perhaps. Maybe "Maw-s", is more accurate.
TonyStarkWantsOne
And if you have a Note 7, say "Incendio!"
TegisJacksonMcCarterIII
This is the only good Note 7 joke I've seen
inchoroi
Dying
TheInvasionPlan
bigdog1983
AlphaQueueBeta
danielsdesk
Love it; Confringo is also a good spell analogy since it explodes more cases than it simply sets alight
therockknight1
ARandomCollectionofLetters
L00seG00se
This comment is fire
GMoneyy
This needs more points.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Much more
SpoilersAreAPathToTheDarkSide
BujuArena
That hurted mine eyesies. :(
OlafJS
You just got buuuuuuuuuuuurned
mrgaydicks420
The note 7 was pretty lit but it got roasted
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
ModusPonens
(Laughs)
Ravenuser
Confringo?
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Laughed so hard you have no idea
HungoverMoralAgent
Looking for reception with a Note 7:
FuckThisThingInParticular
"Bombarda!"
Tokanii
MisterD90
Best comment ever
imly
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
Denamic
Don't
JLPDayton72
That would actually be Avada Kedavra.....
Conz
I laughed, have an upvote lol
LumbeeBoy1
It's a trap
tamalero
YourCakeAndEatItToo
^ Comment of the night right here.
Mind792
GuliaJulia
TheInvasionPlan
VodkaReindeer
That's old. Make it Ragnaros.
Thatavus
IcemanAlien
I watched this gif while listening to feel good inc by the gorillas. Look it up if you don't know what I mean
ijustrealisednooneusestheirrealnameshere
Uffen90
Booom
MadlyIrrelevant
I have a note 7. tried both. it corrected lumos to Loomis and didn't do anything for Incendio. What a ripoff
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
*squints... shakes head... moves on.
Nikkiaz
Omg!! Took me a minute but i totally get it!!! (Ok after i tried with my 7 edge) +1!
shouldbestudying
KhajiitWasFramed
Or "Bombarda Maxima"
TimberWilly
When the comment is more upvote worthy than the post...
ipudg3
Cracked me up like mad !! You're awesome
PaliQ
And now for a trick that won't explode in your face.... try Silencio. :)
redneckyoshi
You friend deserve the upvote
srsfaceI8C
Aww this makes me sad. I loved my Note 7. Kind of sad about the whole battery thing because it was a great phone.
jsktrogdor
Yeah... I think exploding kind of disqualifies any product other than explosives from being categorized as "great."
blurokin
I felt so empty when I switched to the S7 edge
ManHasNoUsername
It was an awesome phone. The s7 edge isn't bad, and the free VR headset I got for switching is pretty cool. But yeah it was great.
TheStoneMask
I've wanted a note ever since the first one was released, and this year was the year I finally decided to buy one.. it never arrived.
srsfaceI8C
:( Sorry to hear that man.
Wombatish
I was going to finally upgrade my note 4 :c Supposedly the 8 is still alive, per Samusung, just hope it stays that way/isn't subpar like 5.
KTHRSS
It was lit as fuck
ProfessorDoggo
When I die put a note 7 in my casket. Then my funeral will be lit.
Frodomann1
Couldn't decide between burial and cremation huh?
undungubungu
Viking burial ftw!
faunakate
Yeah I miss mine. Few more features than the edge 7 has and faster too. Even if I used the pen to colour in mandalas.
killerjerick
Yeah, apparently it was blazing fast..... Sorry
faunakate
Burn! Ohh crap.
MrStLouis
The S8 is coming out soon and should be everything the note wasn't
TorSverre
Yet happy it didn't blow up in your face, I hope!
Squanto229
Right! It was the bomb!
LeHereux
Deserves more points
Squanto229
I'm just a simple settler I'll settle with a few.
Freakingdoomguy
Eh two face gave it 3/5 stars saying it worked well and you can barely see the burns
MadlyIrrelevant
i turned it in the first time. not turning in this one too
marsilies
Samsung is going to limit remaining US Note 7 phones to only 60% charge soon, and New Zealand networks outright banned them. Turn yours in.
srsfaceI8C
Plus it's still banned on flights, etc. Wasn't worth the headache when there's financial reason to turn it in, at least to me. (end)
srsfaceI8C
Thing about phone manufacturers is they only support a phone for a couple years anyway, and the N7 won't get any post-release support now (2
srsfaceI8C
The Edge 7 is mostly the same, just smaller without the pen. Considering they gave me a $100 rebate, I felt it was worth the trade-in. (1)
JayBIrd27
I would have kept my second one if i hadn't dropped it and cracked the screen the day after i got it.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
It doesn't work on my android phone ;-;
Probabilitortheannoying
Sams
bearwizard
Doesn't work on my j3 :(
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Mine's a Moto G
Grievuuz
Doesn't work on mine either. It legit just googles Lumos. It's a sham.
Lucywants
It doesn't work with my accent!
chromehuffer
As an aussie, I had to butcher it to make it work. "Lew Moe s"
brendoncnz
Try saying lumos maxima, it recoginizes the sentence better
icookfoodandfightfire
Do you have Google speak? You can't just talky to your phone and expect it to answer
Sacurason
Did it on my Google speak, no dice. I can't get the newest versions on android on my HTC, so that's probably why.
icookfoodandfightfire
ahh that could be an issue
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
If you mean can I do the "ok google" and search by saying stuff yes.
icookfoodandfightfire
huh, is it just not recognizing the word? cause it took me a few tries to get it to understand lumos instead of loomis
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
No it recognizes it fine. Even tried Lumos Maxima. Still nothing.
Muttons1337
Yeah same here. And mine is the new Google phone. Thought it would be fancy enough to do it.
DanteIsBack
In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
There is no (general). There's Aus, UK, USA, Canada, and India
DanteIsBack
I'm sorry, I meant English (Generic), but the ones you mentioned should work as well.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Which is what I was already on. Silencio works but none of the others.
DanteIsBack
Have you tired lumus maxima instead of lumus?
ConfuMeister
Try Eng US. It should work.
gegh
Not for me either, it just googles "lumos" (so I know I'm saying it right). Sony Xperia Z1. Probably too old.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Try silencio. That works on my phone but lumos doesn't .-.
takashi866
Try lumos maxima, worked for me tho
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I have :c
gegh
I can't get it to hear anything but zilenzio :(
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
rip :c
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Works on my LG
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Fucking nothing works on my LG. I hate this piece of shit.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
What is it? My G5 has served me well so far
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Lg V20. I had the G3 up until a week ago and finally got a new phone. Love lg phones
mediumsizedtittycommittee
G4. I had the HTC One M9 but I accidentally put it in the washing machine :( this phone appears to be my punishment
mediumsizedtittycommittee
I replied to the wrong person but I'm sure they'll figure it out.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Silencio was meant to mute the phone too? Saw some news article on it, too lazy to try though
KyKaPoo
Works on Nexus 6p
kevinallover
Silentó makes your phone do the nae nae
dassala
Damnit, I giggled. Take your point.
NotPunnyNoMemes
Works on the s5
Polarbit
SpidermanIsAMenace
. For future use
killnaytor
Charge your phone. Don't let it die!!
funkerigerator
You missed a call, just there. Did you know?
HeyThereDemonsItsMeYaBoi
Visser3
*tries crucio*
RobertNAdams
*concern*
Mavgurian
*android schedules very loud and painful alarmtone for 4am*
LittleEm
Lumos and nox worked for me, but this just googles 'silence CO'.
sourorphan2112
I just did it, it worked for me. Maybe try saying it again?
bigblindguy
maybe try pronouncing it. BTW this isn't related to Harry Potter, it's just that you are literally saying "Be Silent" to the phone.
LittleEm
It was a pronunciation thing. Also, I realize it's 'be silent' in Spanish, but it is ALSO the silence charm in HP, so it IS related.
zanoii
Well, carbon monoxide does make you silent.
ChainsawDissection
You can even ask Google what does the fox say.
bradthegeek
Ow. Just ow
HelloWorldThisIsDog
I understood that reference yayy
fe1od1or
As does everyone.
HelloWorldThisIsDog
I will not let you take my happiness away. See -> :D
eyeAnim8
Tried it on iPhone- it gave me a list of divorce lawyers. And then limo companies. My wife is going to think I'm leaving her to go to Vegas.
27Lies
Mine heard "The mass" and told me that wasn't very nice.
theluckyking
I got limos but siri would repeat lumus back as if she was mocking me
PedestrianElectrobastard
If she obsessively checks your search history, you probably need some divorce lawyers.
Squidlicker47
Yet another reason why android is better ;)
GreatTombOfNazarick
Looks like there's a software processing company named Lumos about 5.3 miles away. Thanks Siri!
ColonelObvious
Everything went better than expected dot png
applemuse
Mine gives me Loomis Armored
zeusdemigod131
Mine resurrected the Dark Lord... I think I pronounced them wrong
Feanor19
I got wiki for Duma some Russian agency. Tried again and got Blue Moose
Feanor19
God I hate Siri. Maybe my pronunciation is wrong, I'm saying loo-moos
ginastringr
It doesn't work on iphone? Well that's it then I'm moving to android
mifdsam
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Muffyns
can you buy my iphone so i can afford a phone contract that comes with an adroid phone?
DeusExSpockina
Thats ok. If you address Siri as Jarvis you get some funny ass stuff.
TheKrand
Didn't work
idrinkandiupvotethings
I said hey Jarvis and she said hi
DeusExSpockina
Try "Siri, can I call you Jarvis?"
Sarazah
Mine gave me the Wikipedia page for Lupus
idrinkandiupvotethings
I had the page for lumps
LupusBorealis
I think I can help with that.
olivelover69
It's never lupus
lancell
Except the time it was lupus.
LupusBorealis
Sure about that?
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
Well would you have guessed..
slipmagt
Mine just Google's "Loomis".
HotSmellyHorseCum
It showed me Lumos language school. School had good ratings tho
dogfavoriter
Mine too. I had to be like "looooooooo mohhhhhs"
ItsQuiteHardToFindAGoodUsernameThatIsntTakenYet
Tried it. My phone now thinks that I'm a Japanese man desperately looking for rumors...
aguacatedeldiablo
That's what happened to me the first time too. Pronounce the second syllable like "most" without the "t"
Jtorgo
Mine showed me nearby limos
njkayak99
Same
blufrogz
Yep. And limos. And lil Mouse. >(
chocomallow
Maybe it thinks you should learn to draw.
ProfessionalTurtle
Google microphone, not the phone's native microphone.
borkmcdogface
Loo-moes!!!
SpeakerToMeat
Mine googles rumors
AutocorrectDuckedMyUsername
I get Loomis too ;/
enemyintel
Let me search the web for "Lumos". Yeah, rip :/
Monkeybone5581
LOO MOSS.
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
Thought it was just me.
PraiseDickbuttLordAndSaviorOfUsersub
Same
ThePolarMole
Same but still worked somehow :)
Bdtry
Blue Moose, Loomis, New Moss... fuck it
HewhomustnotBNamed
Enunciate!
IronRod
I got a list of limo services from the airport.
WinterWarrior420
Mine said searching for blue moose
reammeupscotty
It's levioooosa, not leviosaaa
kertez
She's a nightmare! No wonder she doesn't have any friends...
Voidkilla
I think she heard you :(
SmellyPotatoMan
Stop it, Ron. Sttooooppp.
TheKingOfTheSea
Uhhhnnn.
ThisFrickenGuy
Go on Harry, you're the chosen oooooooone.
TheElementsOfHarmony
Me too :\ aussie accent? i dunno!
macca3568
Mine just Google's Lou Moss
DanteIsBack
In order to make it work you have to change the language to English (General). It will work after that.
MadlyIrrelevant
same. but if you type the correction in it will remember it and still works
hrkrabbe
Mine googled 'penis' >_>
kspice
Must be drawing on search history.
MissArnie
no it didn't, thats a completely different pronunciation.
tRAGE
Darren R was one of my favorite DJs growing up. Him and George Centeno were awesome together.
IDontBelieveY0u
It also gave me "lil mouse" before getting it right.
daniic233
Blue moose for me
Sneckz
Mine got Blue mom
Gingersex
Mine searched for someone lamed Lou Moss...
Soulshox
Say luu-mos. I got loomis first time too.
nakedasajaybird
Loomis brand condoms. Specifically designed to fit me, Loomis.
TheReaper95
You have to pronounce it more clearly. "Loom-Os" Took me a few tries too.
unevolved
I got lewis. I speaka da inglish berry whale
Baz135
I just somehow got "Can you mix" and it told me not to mix antidepressants with alcohol.
KnightOfTheBrohirrim
Mine did Lou Moss. And Low Moss.
Pancakesarenom
Getting "Blue mosque" here...
DeathsDeathOfRats
Me too.
katatafish
Loo moose
ChainsawDissection
I think you should say it like "leu-moss" or sorta like that.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Lil mouse
Baz135
Got noodles when I tried this
rng43
Mine Google searched "Leu Moss" when I said it like that. XD
FamousOnce
Yeah I got Linked in profiles for Lou Moss.
snugglemuggle
Mine too. Try with "Lumos Maxima".
illJustPutTheFireOverHereWithTheRestOfTheFire
Bomb, thank you so much my friend
gwenniea
Thanks!
freakstate
Worked! Note 3 here
Houstonruss
confrimed
Millax
OMG worked
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Mine found Nissan Maxima's
L3nnyj
Confirmed as well. Google doesn't like my accent
TheElementsOfHarmony
Awesome, thank you :D I just blew the mind of my other half. Oh yes.
snugglemuggle
I've read your username as "TheElementsOfHermione" and was very confused for a second. Glad I helped! :)
RevanTheJedi
Aww, it doesn't work for me. What's your android version?
snugglemuggle
6.0.1
MissArnie
I literally said that word for word and it fucking looks up loumos macsyma, like wtf
snugglemuggle
I sometimes can't turn it off because it searches for knox or knocks... sometimes even socks, but that's Dobby fucking with me, I reckon.
dragosteakae
Do it with a british accent
snugglemuggle
Sir, can I have some more?
MissArnie
Which one ?
DeathsDeathOfRats
Also get Lou Moss.
cbjfan
Rise up lights
Koukla13
Aussie??
DeathsDeathOfRats
Close. New Zealand.
Smayds
Jesus, fellow Kiwi here too, and so do I :-/
stabbedintheface
Say it correctly you heathen
JediMasterObiWanKenobi
I try, but my kiwi accent makes it impossible for Google voice to understand me
MissArnie
Same, literally, my phone hates my kiwi accent too.
Donnaalex
Yea took me ages but I got it had to change the way I said it its like Lou most but without the t at the end if that helps
MissArnie
when i say it like that it just looks up mouse.
kutauna
That worked