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dizuckai
#4 best feeling ever
jt005
Me being 21, I have had only 3 clean wipes in my lifespan, and all three I have remembered because it was such an amazing experience.
ULTRIXATOM
Source is Jacob Andrews from collegehumor.com
thequeenishome
I dance when I'm eating something I really like. If I'm sitting, it's a series of rhythmic shoulder shrugs.
knitandski
Lepercake
AAAND THIS BIRB YOU CANNAE CHAAAAA... God damned it.
TeraBro
I recall the official term is "miracle dump" when you wipe clean.
NeneJPhilly
I’ve never eaten something and gotten angry that it was good. Am I not eating right?
StarryPlough
New socks, cleaning your ears, food so nice you don't want to take a drink
NoHeiferAnymore
Number 7 = me every single morning. I just looove that first sip of my coffee!
SquirtleSquad420
#5 I don't understand.....
pokebug666
I agree. Kinda hard to determine if a feeling is best if you've never experienced it.
glear
I laughed too much at this
AnnieGoolahee
#6 but the worst feeling is when you stretch and suddenly your foot and calf muscles seize up and you think you're going to die.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
therapistgabe
When you last longer than a minute in bed
reverseblumpkin
Scratching mosquito bites
TheToam
I don't think I have ever experienced #5
soulfullofhope
Freshly shaved legs in soft or silky pajama pants.
jojojanaidioda
#8 JoJo face :)
KjTheLightning
is that.... is that... a partially related to jojo reference?
Dracotrapnet
I get upset with my cooking. Knowing I won't be making the same thing again any time soon even though it was so damned good.
DMQ88
Imgur's favorite: peeling off a sticker or screen protector super slowly.
ObiWanKajake
All of these are the best things...how us this possible! I need answers!
ilovejizz
Jizzing on someone's face
BlueSpaceLizard
https://imgur.com/RG5JPJm
mywifehasthebestass
#9 is how I feel about my wife’s....You know.
43rdpresident
Tuna casserole?
mike4dictator
Her kidneys?
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Spaghetti
frogsnot
When you blow your nose after a sinus infection and that toddler-sized mass thunks into the kleenex and suddenly you can breathe again.
Smokipoki
Yeah like blowing that huge white-ish clump out of your nose so you can fit more cocaine
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Same for spitting phlegm. Got mono as a kid and my god once I spit the big one my sore throat just... stopped
cheeseguy3412
Carr0tStyx
After you finish working out and you walk to your car in the cool air
sofloslobro
They’re all no-wipes if you don’t care
anthaneezy
Only you can prevent Klingons around Uranus.
McGiglio
Why would you eat something so incredible and then get mad at it?
SquidOption
because food should be this good all the time
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
it'll never be as good as the first time u had it, it'll never be the same, it was that fucking good, or u didn't know it was the last bite
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
It's more like aggressively appreciating it. A joy of severe intensity.
BLAZMAN
There's no more
goingcrazy
You'll never be able to make it as amazing as you just had.
asianwithscrawnyarms
I often try to find dive spots in poor communities because the food is usually INCREDIBLE and there's like this element of rage at how (1/2)
PudgyPinkiePie
Ethnic food especially you want to go to the most hole in the wall place you can find.
asianwithscrawnyarms
good it is because it's hidden away and everyone should know and the people running it are unfairly poorer than owners of nicer places (2/2)
frozenmonkeyballs
#2 is never to be trusted. you check, and recheck.
IHaveAPizzaTrampolineSecret
usually i just wipe... and i wipe... and wipe... and... still poop, smh..
cbjfan
It's like I'm wiping a marker
mrmessma
Spit on it the paper. Like a wet wipe. All clean.
ChancesAreGreat
Will you spit on my paper too?
mrmessma
I won't do it for free, but maybe for a few Schmeckles.
Koshunae
Just spit on your butthole and cut out the middle man
REDF0RMANSF00T
Do a light dip in the toilet water and wipe up
Lionskull
dude, get a bidet, use TP to check and dry.
PsychedelicBambii
Ah, yes, I'll just pick one up. They sell them next to the tp rite?
Suzadooz
They sell little hose attachments that you clip to the side of the tank. Got mine on clearance at home depot ????
Lionskull
i got mine from amazon, it gets installed bellow the toilet seat with the hole in it. was about $40
littlegingerone
Getting into your bed with new or clean sheets, freshly showered, new jammies.
whyintheheck
*no jammies
PresidentOfEarth
On a Friday night with the whole weekend ahead
icebergsharkdude
*no jammies
mazimillion
I just did that 27 seconds ago
Grimlockagogo
nekked
Ilnor
I too sleep this way
FoxShepherd
Having socks on until just before you hop in...????
TheFeralDog
I refuse to wear anything but boxer briefs to bed. Otherwise I overheat and wake up drenched in sweat about an hour and a half early.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I just did that last night. God it was so fucking amazing
dogfrost9
Especially when the bedding is cotton and has been line dried in the sun with a breeze.
Leiloni
Microfiber is the best. Soooo soft.
Ipostrarelyandinfrequently
Hnnnng
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Dat smell....mmmmmm
mindspoison
You should try bamboo bedding. It's like cotton but soft
BlackDragoness
Satin
Konton90
And freshly shaved legs
lotsofthingsinplaces
And on a Friday night, so you wake up leisurely and all warm and soft
MrtheOffender
two weeks ago, not on call, TKD school i teach @ part time closed for snow. got mah Jammies & slept from Friday to technically Sunday,
Guest1337
Freshly shaved head for me...mmmm
43rdpresident
Freshly shaven balls.
slashleylizette
...wait, head? Or /head/
fewe
Big head or small head?
Catfoood
That, but with Gold Bond alllll over the meat and potatoes. Trust me.
littlegingerone
Well I dont have meat or potatoes so ill keep my jammies thanksis
Catfoood
Talc/baby powder then. Do the thighs too and it's like you're lower half is sleeping in a cloud
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twostepsfromlost
Yes, gold bond on the nuts is fantastic, it's akin to standing naked on a tropical cliff with a gentle breeze caressing your balls.
SwitchPup
I am a chubby chick. I powder my inner thighs and my underboobs before bed every night. It's the same feeling! Heaven!
lotsapfun
Read this aloud to my boyfriend. His response: “he knows what’s up.”
SaltyJake
That, minus the jams. If your not sleeping in the birthday suit your not living. Trust a convert, this shit changed my life.
littlegingerone
No thanks jammies are the best
IamfromFlyspeckSD
Keep some clothing handy if there's a fire
KristineSixteen
Fellow nude sleeper- it's the jam.
BumFacedGoat
Yeah, I don’t understand wearing clothes in bed - I toss and turn though so I’d be tangled up to shit if I wore anything!
TheBestRussian
You must not live where it’s -15 outside and effing cold inside.
SaltyJake
It hits those temps maybe a couple nights year here, but not on the reg. Invest in better insulation and efficient heating my friend.
Squinge
All the blankets and indoor heat, my dude. It's -19C here.
TheBestRussian
Indoor heat? No. My dad’s house is +14 at night. If you get lucky, your feet won’t freeze to the floor while you pee.