Sep 17, 2017 9:08 AM
JakubTrnavsk
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FuckYeahImAwesome
Like he gives a shit about his people
metalfoto
The Worm will work it out https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_j2RWdWIAAIlYL.jpg
TungstenOrbital
We're all gonna die
WaytolurkLurker
Oh this made me giggle. +1 for you.
immortalbucket
v
EpicKyle29
Is this from Scooby Doo and the Boo Brothers?
kimjungun
Not cool
TheSecondPiewackit
People downvoted you without looking at your name.
Yeah that's what usually happens. I thought it would be fun but it hasn't really caught yet, at least you did.
maktos2
Then how is he so fucking fat?
QADA
w.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112019/Former-chef-reveals-extravagant-tastes-Kim-Jong-led-North-Korean-dictator-s-massive-weight-gain.html
ImSquatchingYou
He feeds on the souls of his people.
gernjer
He's the one with the palace.
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Mobiusloop
This is on purpose.
Shoeicide
He's being groomed to be exactly like Kim Il Sung to be more admired, as technically he's not done much compared to him.
He eats all the food
UNDEADLY
I think this is probably correct
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
GF died in 94. Un born 84. Reincar-what?
The funny thing is, the North Korean word for "American" literally translates to "American Bastard".
Whats also fucked up is that the Korean word for America is "Beautiful Country". Norks literally call Americans "Beautiful Country Bastards"
DynamicThreads
Because we bombed 98% of their country, literally, in the Korean War. Buildings, rivers, lakes, trees, fields, everything.
Zandros
Have you seen images of their country? Last ones I saw were not a hellish landscape, try strawmanning elsewhere.
Dude, 98% of their country was BOMBED into NOTHING. Look at a satellite image, see all the spots without light? 1/2
2/2 their country is almost LITERALLY uninhabitable. You seen pictures of a country's decent urbanization some 50+ years after a war. Cool.
tammyfromthelibrary
That explains why Germany and Japan don't have electricity either! Great observation.
Tammy, I suggest you utilize that library, find some history books. No other country has been bombed to this degree to the literal stone age
lol, it's so recent to. I mean that was what, 3 years ago that happened?
WhatAboutThisOneThen
Fun fact: Kim bought his armoured motorcade from America.
America supplies every side.
MildlyConcernedTV
I recommend the movie Lord Of War. Great movie that deals with this, plus it's one of Nicholas Cage's best movies
AtsaMattaForYou
https://imgur.com/p3NVf82
CheerfulCloud
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Salmonthegreat
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yeah, maybe you're you might want to add thought that that was 50 years ago. They're old cruisers like back in the day, they're awesome.
superpaul79
I think I'm having a stroke!
Bearmandog
Communism...keeping everyone equally miserable for decades. It's all about equality. Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
IfIfitsItits
Best thing: capitalism! NOT
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
sgv1
Yes, North Korea is a shit hole because of communism, not because they have a military dictator whose populous believe he's god.
463527818
At least capitalism is open and unashamed of exploiting the labour of the masses for the benefit of the few loollll am I right high five lol
DisgruntledFerret
According to North Korea, it no longer can be considered communist. (According to North Korea, it is also home to eastern unicorns.)
WhatzitTooya
It sure has nothing to do with almost 70 years of shitty, authoritarian management and resulting sanctions, of course.
peterzappfe
having 99% of the world having sanctions on you doesnt matter if its communism capitalism on what system, your gonna have a bad time.
dudui
You've forgot the 1st law of communism: everything that failed is not real communism.
Quboid
Sweet, so I can demonise any ideology or regime I dislike by calling it communist. If they disagree, it must be true!
0110000101110110
Lonewolf780
Americans... Make statements about how communism and socialism are shit. 95% of the population have never even visited another country
mudfish99
I've visited such countries. Theres a reason many people fled communist states, and many "socialist" countries rely on the US for defense ->
Not saying that doesn't work, International cooperation is actually a good thing but its important to remember the systems we see working ->
Have never existed in a vacuum. Its impossible to say for sure if any economic system would work sans-support and allies.
I forgot to mention they also don't provide freehealthcare for their citizens, no maternity leave, and highest incarceration rates worldwide
bondagewithjesus
It's not communist though it's a totalitarian regime don't get me wrong communism is shit but it isn't communism
karim140995
A totalitarian regime dosent mean it cant be communist but in fact it requires to be able to apply it and force its policy on its people.
SlobberToilet
It's communism. Name 1 communist country that was/is not totalitarian
angeldaviduceta1
Because when communism fails,as its not communism.the law of communism 101
SnikwaH
I mean, it's both?
Juche ideology isn't so hot on communism as it is on Militarism and "Fierce Independence!".
MichaelHames
It's in the same thread as communism like Maoism and Stalinism it just a different flavor of shit
Sort of. Not quite.
icantbelieveisignedupdamnuimgur
I seriously don't get how many people are pushing for communism in the US
eggmuffin
Actual communism? Or a sensible set of social and economic policies that together could be described with a word that scares Americans?
Like who, exactly?
CuttleFishOfCthulu
No ones pushing for communism here...
How many?
themasteroflol
Well, communism itself isn't a bad thing, it's just the branch of marxist-leninism that replaces bosses having all the power with 1)
ChancellorMatt
I suppose cuse it seems like a really good idea in theory its just impossible to get it to work correctly
Because it goes against human nature
The party having all the power. To people who are in bad financial situations through no fault of their own, or who are marginalized by 2)
Society, a communist society with a more equal distribution of power is a worthwhile goal. Other branches of communist thought have not 3)
Produced dictators like MLs have, and socialist critique of society is quite fair. But yeah, countries like NK suck, nobody wants to be them
FuckYeahImAwesome
Like he gives a shit about his people
metalfoto
The Worm will work it out https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_j2RWdWIAAIlYL.jpg
TungstenOrbital
We're all gonna die
WaytolurkLurker
Oh this made me giggle. +1 for you.
immortalbucket
EpicKyle29
Is this from Scooby Doo and the Boo Brothers?
kimjungun
Not cool
TheSecondPiewackit
People downvoted you without looking at your name.
kimjungun
Yeah that's what usually happens. I thought it would be fun but it hasn't really caught yet, at least you did.
maktos2
Then how is he so fucking fat?
QADA
w.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112019/Former-chef-reveals-extravagant-tastes-Kim-Jong-led-North-Korean-dictator-s-massive-weight-gain.html
ImSquatchingYou
He feeds on the souls of his people.
gernjer
He's the one with the palace.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Mobiusloop
This is on purpose.
Shoeicide
He's being groomed to be exactly like Kim Il Sung to be more admired, as technically he's not done much compared to him.
Mobiusloop
He eats all the food
[deleted]
[deleted]
UNDEADLY
I think this is probably correct
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
GF died in 94. Un born 84. Reincar-what?
TheSecondPiewackit
The funny thing is, the North Korean word for "American" literally translates to "American Bastard".
TheSecondPiewackit
Whats also fucked up is that the Korean word for America is "Beautiful Country". Norks literally call Americans "Beautiful Country Bastards"
DynamicThreads
Because we bombed 98% of their country, literally, in the Korean War. Buildings, rivers, lakes, trees, fields, everything.
Zandros
Have you seen images of their country? Last ones I saw were not a hellish landscape, try strawmanning elsewhere.
DynamicThreads
Dude, 98% of their country was BOMBED into NOTHING. Look at a satellite image, see all the spots without light? 1/2
DynamicThreads
2/2 their country is almost LITERALLY uninhabitable. You seen pictures of a country's decent urbanization some 50+ years after a war. Cool.
tammyfromthelibrary
That explains why Germany and Japan don't have electricity either! Great observation.
DynamicThreads
Tammy, I suggest you utilize that library, find some history books. No other country has been bombed to this degree to the literal stone age
tammyfromthelibrary
lol, it's so recent to. I mean that was what, 3 years ago that happened?
WhatAboutThisOneThen
Fun fact: Kim bought his armoured motorcade from America.
immortalbucket
America supplies every side.
MildlyConcernedTV
I recommend the movie Lord Of War. Great movie that deals with this, plus it's one of Nicholas Cage's best movies
AtsaMattaForYou
https://imgur.com/p3NVf82
CheerfulCloud
.
Salmonthegreat
.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yeah, maybe you're you might want to add thought that that was 50 years ago. They're old cruisers like back in the day, they're awesome.
superpaul79
I think I'm having a stroke!
Bearmandog
Communism...keeping everyone equally miserable for decades. It's all about equality. Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
IfIfitsItits
Best thing: capitalism! NOT
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
sgv1
Yes, North Korea is a shit hole because of communism, not because they have a military dictator whose populous believe he's god.
463527818
At least capitalism is open and unashamed of exploiting the labour of the masses for the benefit of the few loollll am I right high five lol
DisgruntledFerret
According to North Korea, it no longer can be considered communist. (According to North Korea, it is also home to eastern unicorns.)
WhatzitTooya
It sure has nothing to do with almost 70 years of shitty, authoritarian management and resulting sanctions, of course.
peterzappfe
having 99% of the world having sanctions on you doesnt matter if its communism capitalism on what system, your gonna have a bad time.
dudui
You've forgot the 1st law of communism: everything that failed is not real communism.
Quboid
Sweet, so I can demonise any ideology or regime I dislike by calling it communist. If they disagree, it must be true!
0110000101110110
Lonewolf780
Americans... Make statements about how communism and socialism are shit. 95% of the population have never even visited another country
mudfish99
I've visited such countries. Theres a reason many people fled communist states, and many "socialist" countries rely on the US for defense ->
mudfish99
Not saying that doesn't work, International cooperation is actually a good thing but its important to remember the systems we see working ->
mudfish99
Have never existed in a vacuum. Its impossible to say for sure if any economic system would work sans-support and allies.
Lonewolf780
I forgot to mention they also don't provide freehealthcare for their citizens, no maternity leave, and highest incarceration rates worldwide
bondagewithjesus
It's not communist though it's a totalitarian regime don't get me wrong communism is shit but it isn't communism
karim140995
A totalitarian regime dosent mean it cant be communist but in fact it requires to be able to apply it and force its policy on its people.
SlobberToilet
It's communism. Name 1 communist country that was/is not totalitarian
angeldaviduceta1
Because when communism fails,as its not communism.the law of communism 101
SnikwaH
I mean, it's both?
TheSecondPiewackit
Juche ideology isn't so hot on communism as it is on Militarism and "Fierce Independence!".
MichaelHames
It's in the same thread as communism like Maoism and Stalinism it just a different flavor of shit
TheSecondPiewackit
Sort of. Not quite.
icantbelieveisignedupdamnuimgur
I seriously don't get how many people are pushing for communism in the US
eggmuffin
Actual communism? Or a sensible set of social and economic policies that together could be described with a word that scares Americans?
Quboid
Like who, exactly?
CuttleFishOfCthulu
No ones pushing for communism here...
eggmuffin
How many?
themasteroflol
Well, communism itself isn't a bad thing, it's just the branch of marxist-leninism that replaces bosses having all the power with 1)
ChancellorMatt
I suppose cuse it seems like a really good idea in theory its just impossible to get it to work correctly
MichaelHames
Because it goes against human nature
themasteroflol
The party having all the power. To people who are in bad financial situations through no fault of their own, or who are marginalized by 2)
themasteroflol
Society, a communist society with a more equal distribution of power is a worthwhile goal. Other branches of communist thought have not 3)
themasteroflol
Produced dictators like MLs have, and socialist critique of society is quite fair. But yeah, countries like NK suck, nobody wants to be them