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I made this dress for a Christmas party as a joke. Thought i would share it with the world of imgur.
No pattern. All freehand crochet.
Dec 4, 2017 10:10 PM
MrsMolotov420
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I made this dress for a Christmas party as a joke. Thought i would share it with the world of imgur.
No pattern. All freehand crochet.
Selendrile
Do people still wear pantyhose?
topcat7
Ugly dress, ugly tattoos. ✔
TheBelcherKids
WafflesOfMassDeliciousness
Digging the lights. Are they a small battery powered set and are they machine washable or do you remove them for washing?
MrsMolotov420
Hadn't thought of that, not washable lol. Good thing it didn't get dirty
WafflesOfMassDeliciousness
So no way to remove them easily for washing?
goddessofgreen
Delightful! You rock that!
midnight666
Every time I've ever tried to crochet it looked like a spider on LSD tried to spin a web. +1.
MrsMolotov420
I'm sure it's not that bad! It comes with practice. My grandma taught me when I was young. Way before the days of YouTube, but try that!
midnight666
Ok I'll try again, but don't be surprised if it's on one of those "nailed it" things on Buzzfeed.
QueenFancypants
I needz it!
LieutenantGordon
That dress pattern is cute as fuck. I want one.
MrsMolotov420
Working on a sales page, will keep people posted as I go, did not expect this much love
kstrtroi
Ugly Dress with pretty girl...so, you cancel out?
yourbassist
Anything to distract from the shitty tattoos, right?
ShifuYaku
It looks like they aren't finished yet...
SatoriEnlightenment
How did you get it poofy in the skirt?
MrsMolotov420
I made a tutu
CometBoy
its so awful its gone back to being good again
SuperFuzzyNipples
The circle of life
MrsMolotov420
Haha, awesome! Thank you
SDOMO
That poor turtle.
FluffyDon360
This is at worst a "tacky" Christmas dress. Pleasant, mostly symmetrical design, and color pallet for the holidays.
RayLynch
What's fuckin' ugly are the tattoos.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
I think it's fuckin' dope. I love tattoos.
RayLynch
Not surprising coming from someone who who uses the phrase, "fuckin' dope."
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Very judgemental of you. Shame.
galspanic
I was going to say something about the dress and the early 90s tribal matching but thought I say too much mean stuff here.
RayLynch
Nah. You're justified this time!
missbaconbits
The one on the right arm is definitely a lost bet
snuddles
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS? Crochet party!!
imgurhatesboobs
If you could make me an ugly sweater I would so pay you @OP. Awesome job!!
MrsMolotov420
Dude, your stuff is awesome! Pm, and we will figure something out, I don't have a shop, but khajiit does have wares to sell
imgurhatesboobs
My stuff is awesome? Well thank you
DarthBallsB0ng
Adorkable
DamnRememberSesameSeeds
A couple things: 1) What's your necklace? 2) The lights make an awesome touch. 3) High five for Trix.
gregorclegane
MrsMolotov420
My necklace is a turtle, I've worn it for years, and thank you, and high 5 back
DamnRememberSesameSeeds
Ah! A turtle! Cool! I can see it now but had no clue before...
timemac
But they're for kids!
appaismyspiritanimal
Maybe @op is a kid at heart.
UsualDrip
The kitchen drawer is crooked
RexHemlock
That's awesome!! You're very talented
MrsMolotov420
Thank you
twofishtails
I agree, it's quite artistic.
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
That is ugly as fuck I love it
salmmon
I've wanted a ugly sweater romper. Unfortunately they don't exist....
BreenW
Hory sheet. That would be great.
Buddy77
But Lt Dan, you ain't got no legs
Disada
Upvote for you sir/madam/helicopter
oldninjaman
I was thinking the same thing
DoYouHaveYourTowel
Came just to make this comment
Buddy77
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
You win. We can all quit trying.
Poodlebrain
Suits you fine then
OddlyPacific
@op meant to use a comma
CaptainPlanetKicksAss
LukeThighwalker69
Das my boi
mr707upvote
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
As a straight male, I'd wear the shit outta that because it's fucking hilarious.
stormegedendarklordofall
As I've seen 2 grown ass teens go to a Halloween party in dresses, not surprised
Aleywashernameo
You should see red dress runs in the hashing (hash house harriers community). Everyone wears a dress.
CritterJoe
Given nickname Im having doubts believing you talk about dress.
agumonkey
ill w... no
WhatYouSaidButMoreComplicated
Despite being a heterosexual male, who usually aren't expected to wear garments like this, I'd still do it due to it being greatly amusing.
GodSaysNo
her or the dress
cuddlydingo
We should knit many of them and form a mighty flock of dress-wearing straight men.
theycallmeMrGlass
Drop Rudolph’s nose about 6 inches, and it would be even funnier
AlishaSkyeEV
You won't be straight for long when the dress starts sucking your dick and you find out that it's actually a guy and now you're confused
FabricatiDiemPvnc
LSparkles
Do you want to talk about it?
AlishaSkyeEV
Yeah...
LSparkles
This is a safe space.
DrSharkbite
YouShouldSeeItWhenitsAngry
Any comment that starts with “as a straight male “ is most certainly gay!
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
True. The comment is definitely gay, however, I am not.
YouShouldSeeItWhenitsAngry
WafflesMcGee
*obligatory 'take it off' comment here*
FunkyHandsMcgee
Don't say it! Do not bring shame to our family, Waffles!
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
Obligatory mistletoe is on the hip comment here
ExamRoom4
That's holly.
WafflesMcGee
How do you know her name?
ExamRoom4
Har har har
WafflesMcGee
derp
OriginalPlam
I'm torn... I love it... but are there pockets?
Zelly012
Every women’s dilema now with jeans!
MrsMolotov420
No pocket, but it lights up, I feel that more than makes up for it
DjChunkyMilk
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Sm9yCg
Add pockets so when some women comments on it being ugly, stare into their face while you pull something out of your functional pocket!
DownVoteVerifier
Why not both
OriginalPlam
I suppose it does.
TigressinFlannel
Is it ugly though...you made it and you look like a million bucks. So is it really ugly ???
Neorago
Lights are pretty awesome...but...pockets.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
You need to hit a rave wearing the dress.... Those off their tits on mdma will appreciate you...
MrsMolotov420
But would the appreciate the epileptic fit followed by me attending a rave? I do make ravewear and sell it locally though. Thank you!!
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Do you have a link for your ravewear... I don't rave anymore but some of my friends do
RaynebowDeathtrap
Would you sell it internationally if I paid shipping and handling?
Lesbiansass
Freehand crochet jesus christ. No thank you. How. When? Did you plan this in january?
MrsMolotov420
Thank you, it was actually made as a joke, took about a week and a half total.
Lesbiansass
I couldnt accomplish that with a disney princesss animal army helping.
DownVoteVerifier
You animal! A week and a half!
MrsMolotov420
Thank you
theycallmeRBF
Seriously? How are your hands still functioning? I take weeks to do a baby blanket and even then I have to take days off. Well done, OP.
LSparkles
My baby blankets always end up wider on one end, because apparently I can't count.
theycallmeRBF
Most of my baby blankets have been done in the round, but I ran into this problem occasionally too. We all get tired of counting.
pretzelbetzel
Probably missing the last stitch slash not working into the chain. I used to do that *a lot*
likechocolateforchocolate
I can't count either. I recommend granny square blankets. Less counting, made one for my baby and only took a week
ravenlunartech
Props!
MrsMolotov420
Thank you
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Jburli24
Seriously guys, are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore?
KentuckyFriedChildren
What corner do you work? Sorry, couldn’t resist it
HailHailFreedonia
As a long time knitter, friends don't let friends crochet, dear. (But seriously, that's spectacular)
LadyKatie
Just started crocheting.. why do you think knitting is better?
HailHailFreedonia
Lol, tbh I just prefer the smooth knit texture to the knotty look, but you'll have more flexible patterns
LadyKatie
Awesome. Might be with it for me to learn both! I was under the impression that crocheting was more cost effective but probably not true.
LadyKatie
I’m guessing freehand means you didn’t have a plan to follow but can you share what stitch you used?
UniKornzRainBowz
It looks like a combo of basic single or double stitch, depending on which spot you're looking at.
LadyKatie
Thanks!!