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TCTom
The space shuttle looks small if you park it in the Grand Canyon.
JustStopTalking
This bitch... Guy probably
KingBeardy
"This bitch, I fuckin' swear to God, one more fuckin' time..."
stopsayingloosewhenyoumeanlose
Up the toon
LMTMFA
Meanwhile, in a good marriage: "damnit, now this won't fit you anymore"
digme
That's some serious pent up anger in there.
yourfriendlyestfriend
There's just some things you don't joke about. Especially on TV
krustysocks
Didn't you never learn that women behave and expect to never face consequences?
melissark8424
This bitch. - that dude
Ozyie
This bitch...
Kirkwardo
Ok but seriously it's just grey on one side and pink on the other... and she showed her husband the magnum side...
grumpybear1314
And you wonder why wives come up missing more every day
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
A small dick is not a problem. A small dick is an invitation to finally try anal.
fartbox
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
*slow clap*
squishcat
I hate this gif. What an awful wife!
ImOnlyGunnaUseThisAccountOnce
Obligatory Geordie comment
whileyb
Upvite because its ussally me
TheReal1James
milwaSpaceRunner
Anyone have this gif where he sees 9 gag #to his left and ifunny # below him and loses it
rightinthefeels13
Can someone please show me the original skit that this gif came from?? I am assuming SNL, but would love to see the original.
lJTl
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/chris-farley-coffee-commercial-snl-high-quality/83156267/
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Last I checked it was hard to find online but if you're determined, it's on the SNL best of Chris Farley DVD. Definitely worth it.
MrStealUrMemes
Jonnymarre
He looks close to death’s door.
Froglip
He needs to play in some horror b movie
773in513
RIP
WristDeepInaBook
he's not dead
773in513
Well shit, someone told me he died recently. Guess I should've checked my sources
WristDeepInaBook
he's a Hungarian named András Arató and I haven't seen anything about him dying
imshibagel
I bet if he returned with "still like throwing a hotdog in a hallway" that she'd still get upset and not realize the irony
shredder826
I prefer, even a 747 looks small if you fly it into the Grand Canyon
Conflict
My ex and bbn I had this exact exchange. She was angry at me for 2 days. I knew then we wouldn't last.
Batmanfondlesme
Bbn?
Conflict
No clue why my phone put that there. I didnt type it thats for sure.
Batmanfondlesme
That does not satisy me. Make something up damn you
m1k3tv
I'd fuck that daddy if the ungrateful sockermom wont.
fartbox
I like your go-getter attitude.
Hitchgaffa
It’s her impulse, not so much a joke.
FreshWater13
Unlike you and your wedding dress, karen.
OmegaYeti
How to slowly kill the love someone feels for you, embarrass them in public with something personal.
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
Yep. My ex-husband used to do things like this (not make fun of my dick, to be clear) but mock me publicly.
Enohpoxas
BananaImaginationSmasher
Probably true with that look.
ChromeEagle
dustmywets
DekeZ909
Hello darkness my old friend..
SarahDactyl82
That lady is mean. As if Hodor hasn’t been through enough already.
truthpick
Darkness: I already have a boyfriend
AZGrowler
Is he seeing anyone?
truthpick
As I type this comment, I am at Paul Simon’s concert. His farewell tour.
BeefNBacon
Whailes
Ins4nePsych0
I'm not your friend, m8
idontevenlookatusernames
I've come to talk with you again
JokerJeep
Because a vision softly creeping
aGreatFaceForRadio
For my next trick I'll turn this extra small condom into spousal abuse....
OnlyOP
OMG why isn't this the first comment!? +1
X0DUS35
bunny808
Motion of the Ocean!
LeadByBadExample
In the ocean, surely.
SoftFur
Larger paddles make bigger waves.
Sneemaster
Causing a Commotion...
ExplodingRobotColon
Means small craft advisory. So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide...
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
B5, you sunk my battleship!
Blackershaman
Only guys with small dicks say this
NuggetThief
Motion of the Ocean!
RedClaws23
Not true! Wives of guys with small dicks say it too.
Blackershaman
I have been corrected
Shewy92
That's great but it takes awhile to get across in a rowboat
bunny808
Oh yeah! All night long!
Akillesursinne
Well, I mean, if someone is both bigger, and more skilled... I wonder what the motion of the ocean is like then?
bunny808
Pfft....boo
Akillesursinne
Hahah well come on, you're thrusting a physical object into someone, of course it will matter to some degree? :D
imtheguyinthebasment
I bet he hit her after
Inganni
... Yall are sick
skincancerisfun
he's probably using her skull as a teacup as we speak
Cosplayingabastard
That takes some planning else it just leaks out the eye sockets.
skincancerisfun
You know its rather alarming to check your alerts and see 'leaks out of the eye sockets' with no context to it
Cosplayingabastard
And then I peeled her skin off
Ximinipot
Multiple times. Prolly buried her in the woods after too.
fartbox
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Lol domestic abuse joke
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LazyLexiconographer
No he just left the dishes unwashed and "forgot" to get her favorite Artichoke dip...did you see those people?
bingotown
Found the married guy.
leethario695
Toon shirt, guaranteed he had a few bottles of dog and gave her a back hand or two.
RadishIsAMeat
My Dad's from Newcastle and hasn't beat my mum, is that why they asked him to leave Newcastle?
Garbinator
Could be that. Did he ever buy a coat? Cos that is also an offensive act here
RadishIsAMeat
He has 2 sons who don't support Newcastle United, could be that.
leethario695
Please tell me you don't support sunderland??
LetsplayJustthetip
Got a little heavy handed after wheel of fortune
ReturnOfFreudberg
from the looks of things it probably went the other way around.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
It's defs not the first time he's heard it. I'd be sick of the repetitive put down 'joke' too.
distances
I think I would have a serious talk after the first time, and leave the relationship after the second.
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Pointing anything out early enough usually keeps it from ever happening again
frogjammies
If you have a tiny wee wee you'll probably have to keep doing that unless you work on your skill set.
CaptCorgi
Good plan +1
OrcLuck
If we nagged old women about how cavernous and loose their holes were all the time I'm sure they'd have the same level of resentment.
RedstGiraffeDiver
Why turn it around? Why not just be like, "hey I don't like that, please don't joke about it." Then she be like, "my bad, I'll stop". Solved
Tlailax
because rational thought and action towards an individual who has just caused you mental harm is a very hard thing to do - we're only human
RedstGiraffeDiver
It's not that hard.
OrcLuck
I like your enthusiasm but thats already been done for quite some time. They know. They need to know in their hearts how hurtful it is.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
It's weight jokes that women cop. If a guy said i had saggy tits I'd say 'ok well fuck you' but tell me I'm fat and I'll be self conscious.
ElbowDeepInATshirt
How about we just NOT try to point out each other potential flaws and insecurities? Is that too much to ask?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I don't man, you kind of said that like I personally go around telling dudes they have small dicks and tell women their fat. I don't btw.
oneoneoneone123
I bet the poor guy is adequate. It’s just that he needs an extra five inches to service her fat ass.
suretoast
They're both in possession of an oversized posterior; each equally affecting the efficacy of the length of his dingle.
AreaResident
Wisdom of Solomon, right here.
forestfinagle
They’re both a bit tubsy. Both likely have to lift their fupas up so their bits can interlock.
SmerkBich
PunchInTheDicker
Is fupa a thing?
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LittlemissEm
Pair of with a skinny person?
Nyoibo83
It helps if she's not fat, I got luck there
JDaveD
They fuck the flabs.
Pcakester
You make it work.
peacebindi
Hahaha....yeah, nah. It really doesn't
WoodfolkFae
Yes it does
ImmaEaty0Face
Doesn't get swallowed when its huge ;)