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Feb 24, 2021 3:51 AM
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LaBix
I once reached my bedside cabinet and ate a tube of mango moisturiser. I woke up with a horrible taste in my mouth. Still don't know why.
OlRusty12
It was not an accident. And it was amazing. Like angels blowing sweet whispers on my junk the whole while. Will do again. Highly recommend.
FelixTheAnimator
Omg... This was the first anime I ever saw. The person who gave us the VHS thought it would be hilarious.
railgap
and then others put CloseUp on their butt plug and use Tiger Balm for motion lotion... shrugz
Nargawal
HELLOimAbadgerANDiCOLLECTbadges
The spicy Vaseline
angrybossbee
Shame they left this scene out of the movie version of Trainspotting.
captinjojo2000
ejw909
reached for what I thought was lube in the dark. It was hand sanitizer. Gf was not happy. Hot. Too hot. Much burning.
DanJonesKing
If the Vick's VapoRub is next to the lube, you're just trying to make it look like an accident.
MadCat221
JCBalance
Dicks VapoRub
phantomlord13
Better than Dawn Dish Soap.
TheStealthHippopotamus
White Tiger Balm
iimplodethings
I accidentally touched my eye after putting tiger balm on my legs the other day. Ouch
4thwalled
Urotsukidoji? Man that was a weird movie..
SithLordAlucard
i legit enjoyed the fight scenes
AintNoRestForTheWookie
I made the mistake of using flexall 44 on a groin pull. Ended up missing school for two days.
mjangelvortex
AnOrdinaryWerewolf
Never done it with Vic's, but i've flicked it with extra strength Tiger Balm on my hands before. Thought i washed it all off. I was wrong.
W1ckedw1lly01
Yikes
ajgonzilly31415
Vicks is for kids, men use bengay.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Or an alcool based hand sanitizer. Please don't ask how i know this.
ATerribleArtist
I actually did a series of fapping with unorthodox lubes. Vick's vapor rub was the second worst. Shaving cream was the absolute worst.
Cakesmith
Punishment lube
TurdHurdler
Facial scrub. For real. It wasn’t fun.
iimplodethings
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
For most of my 20s I used to brush my teeth in the shower. Until one day a glob of toothpaste foam fell right onto the tip. It tingled...
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Pleasantly for the first few seconds until it eventually became too overwhelming and felt like icy hot
mikeatike
Icy Hot.
dronir
Someone put that on their toothbrush accidentally when tired in the morning. Woke them up quick, they said.
WoodyGoodman
Noxema provides an ever so mild tingle
jjw9
+ hot shower = sensory overload
def3ctive
Always be careful going to the bathroom after hitting the 'ol Bengay!
Hashbrown123
Made that mistake a few times in boot.
undercoverles
I once went out with a girl who actually LIKED to use Vicks. I just don’t get it, it burns like a thousand suns, and is hard AF to wash off
NotTinyPancakes
I liek th eway hand sanitizer feels
W1ckedw1lly01
In what way?
FakeContext
...does it feel good? Asking for a friend of course
LdaQuirm
A friend told me that it feels _Incredibly_ unpleasant. Like some kind of antimatter chili.
Lurker4815162342
It is like going into icy water, without the numbing effect of cold. So have to agree, incredibly unpleasant is the right description.
iimplodethings
Yes, you should try it!
Lurker4815162342
If your friend is into intense pain, yes it is the bee's knees. If no, can't recommend. ... a friend told me, no way I forgot to wash hands
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
As someone who has accidently got some on his balls,
Lurker4815162342
Ah, experience talking. I know...
Semiflaccid
I hate that i know what this is from
icreatedanaccounttoupvotethis
Legend of the overfiend?
Semiflaccid
Yea. First time I saw it I was 14..... needless to say it was one of those movies you wont forget
TheHappyCreator
Ha, I saw it around the same age also
shankycat
So... when I was young and a little naive I thought of this as an example of a classic, and hentai like this not as porn but as graphic
shankycat
horror with sex as a supporting element on that theme. That sentiment, coupled with a general appreciation for cult horror which was more
shankycat
"mainstream" made it seem perfectly reasonable for me to ask my mom to buy this collection for me after seeing it at a brick and mortar
shankycat
music/ comic shop. Which she did. I only really cringe about that now, after about 20 years. That maybe was an awkward check out.