Fucking Gary!

Jun 18, 2016 5:30 AM

rustyroof25

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Title is perfect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lucy Thai porn star, twin sister Nyla Thai porn star, so...oh science you're welcome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So like in Friends?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love that tweet by Zach Braff (Scrubs Dude) about meeting his pornstar equivalent.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ursula and Phoebe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GARY HAHAHAHAHA http://imgur.com/XMjEaDh

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fucking Gary. Is that a nickname?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you had an identical twin there is always the chance that one day one of you will have to look at a copse that looks just like you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like Gary, I hope this post goes aaaaaaaall the way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking , Gary

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh Gaaaaary!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How a guy gunna take 3 dicks at once?? Actually I don't wanna know

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like a screaming eagle but with one less hole.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So 4 really.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit. Gary has all the fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do have twin Uncles, Larry and Gary...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show this to Larry 1st ok? Then get back to us heh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the title meant to be a pun?

9 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 2

IS THAT A FUCKING PUN ?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

This has the potential to be a great loop

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you want it to be

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I'm whatever you want me to be." - Gary

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I so have an identical twin and the horror stories I could tell that don't even involve wieners.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Every good story involves weiners

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We're listening. Use all the (1/x) you need.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Go on.....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You want upvotes to turn into downvotes? Bc if I don't get a story soon I'll be doing my part.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Savage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, ill work on some Stories and post them in user sub today.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had to convince my daughters friend once that it wasn't me doing the porn they watched because I didn't have a bird tattoo

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

He could have had the tattoo removed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: Had tattoo removed about a month prior.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait what is you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Please elaborate.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

assuming twin?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you watch the porn together or how did you know that actor had a bird tattoo?

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

This is literally a sub plot of a friend's episode.

9 years ago | Likes 413 Dislikes 0

I'm literally watching it now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And how I met your mother episode

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Bouffey the vampire layer.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Phoebe the Vampire Layer

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And How I Met Your Mother - Ted Mosby sex architect

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

He isn't an identical twin though. he just wants to honor Ted for defending him in front of bullies once.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"No, no, it wasn't Ted Mosby, it was a guy named... uh... Lance Hardwood."

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The best part is how adamantly Joey was against watching it when he thought it was Phoebe, then super into it when it was Ursula.

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

I found that really sweet because he respects Phoebe too much to watch porn of her but fuck Ursula.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No no, phrasing is pseudo right. He was about to before they split.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

confusing apostrophe

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

My friend has my mom calls an "episode" where he acts out certain "episodes" from Friends.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably because that thing is incredibly difficult to use, I always forget how to use it with the letter s. =/

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

probably because of autocomplete/autocorrect, he's on his phone, after all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happens to the best of us :) (even native English speakers)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happen's

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Speaker's

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In English: Something belongs to someone: 's. There is more than one of it: s. In German we don't have any :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm aware, it's also used as a contraction for words as in it is = it's, yet even native speakers screw that one up all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't change the fact that friends, friends', friends's are all grammatically correct, the latter two meaning the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0