SalvadorTheUpvoter
171466
7422
299
Send dad stories, obligatory send boobs or booty bonus if both :)
Sep 2, 2016 6:29 PM
SalvadorTheUpvoter
171466
7422
299
Send dad stories, obligatory send boobs or booty bonus if both :)
DrEXTREME
This makes me wish i had a father.
Panda4hire
I went through these stages and got to 50 at 27. Though you must really evaluate your own parents on a case by case basis.
Tornadoallie
Coming out to dad: Me - We have to talk / Dad - Oh, shit, are you pregnant? / Me - No, I'm gay, not stupid. / Dad - Oh thank christ.
flashyflash85
My dads 60 and he still think he's dad was a piece of shit. So there's that.
ErikMcGee
I'm 23 and regularly need my dad to walk me through the basics of adulting.
Sauroctonus
The older I get and the older my parents get, the more I realise that a 60 year old isn't that different from someone in their mid (1/2)
Sauroctonus
20's, more tired, more experience, but they joke just the same. (2/2)
Preservesaremyjam
Hell, I'm 21 and not a day goes by that I don't acknowledge that I know dick about jack shit.
shinagami091
At 30 I still feel like my dad doesn't know much. He's a Trump supporter so you can see where I'm coming from
BaconPotato
I wish my dad talked to me.
XavierMcClougeldorphenheimerstettenweisesdottirIII
I've had both parents all my life, technically. I don't really know much about either of them.
Mockanopolis
Oh damn, I thought this was gonna be funny, I didn't know it was the feels
SenorMacaroni
BlackMask686
Very well done
Jakejake219
I miss my father so much. I'd do anything to call him and be able to hear his opinion. On anything.
kaylolly
Me too... me too. :(
LeafyXPyro
My dad is in surgery as we speak. Made me cry
shadolance
Godspeed recovery.
LeafyXPyro
Thank you
RedClamz
I guess this is how I see my mom since my dad wasn't really around most of my life
joshawewah
My dad died when I was 25, there are so many things I wish I could go back and ask him now.
willow536
Cat and the cradle and the silver spoon...
Imhereforcutestuff
+1 for Harry Chapin
Fishwhispersandgiggles
The cat's IN cradle...
TeslaSymphony
I'm 22 and I'm still convinced that my dad knows everything. That man is insanely smart.
Omaration12
My father die when I was 5 years old. I never had a father figure believe me is a hard life without a father figure.
The22ndDoctor
Maybe I can help with a dad joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo
Massmayhem247
If my dad got hit by a bus tomorrow, I wouldn't know... Plus as a new father, I don't plan on being a stereotype. Fuck the system.
pleasesendcows
Too bad my dad's a lying, manipulative asshole
pacmandones
Ditto
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
Luckily I figured this out at 21. I ask my mom for advice too though. To bad my 18yo sister has yet to get it
abundantbadgers
Oh she gonna get it now that she's 18 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GuylnTheBack
My screen is cracked so I thought you asked your mom on how to bed your 18yo sister
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
I mean, this IS imgur... could've easily been that.
ApexRage
Maybe I can help her understand?
BeautifulUnicornNurse
Same place with my 17 yo sis. She makes fun of me for listening to mom and dad but she'll figure it out quickly.
levzin
Same! I call my mom and dad several times a week. I just love to chit chat. It soothes the soul. Plus we live so far apart :/ I'm lucky 1/
levzin
To have such a great relationship with both of them. I'm 25! Been this way since I was probably 18. Love them to pieces. 2/2
OhDearLordIDeletedMyLastAccount
So true, my son has started making noise about wanting to go fishing... 5 years too late buddy, grandad would have loved to have taken you
OhDearLordIDeletedMyLastAccount
(to clarify, I haven't got a bloody clue, I don't remember jack shit on fishing, I'm terrified of fucking it up for my little sprout)
Placeboy
No time like the present to do some research and learn. I'm sure it would be a great bonding experience.
KingJakers
My dad is an asshole
borderlandsman
My step dad is an asshole
ItsFRONKENsteen
My dad told me going to dental school was a waste of my earning years. He later told me he told me that to motivate me. Right.
Geezreally
I'm in the "I have a shitty father" club too. There's dozens of us.
brownsugarbk
I just got off the phone where my dad yelled at me for joining a gym, im 21
Therearetoomanyusernames
My father is wonderful. My mother, on the other hand...
digdoug78
Something something tasteless mom joke.
Therearetoomanyusernames
You can have her. I don't care how tasteless it is.
donutosaurus
My dad moved to Alaska to avoid child support.
fais
My drunk dad told be that god willing my wife would deliver a still born (she was in her third trimester at the time).
Therearetoomanyusernames
Wow...just wow...
CatsandDnD
My dad's an aggressive alcoholic.
racl101
My pops was an alcoholic wife beater. Not much I can learn from him.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
My dad is a racist
poronkusemania
Last news I heard from my father was that he blew a .8 BAL in the hospital. Not sure how he lived but I guess he did.
Unfapthomable
Jesus
popejubal
.8? Not .08? Holy crap.
poronkusemania
Yep. .8. It's fucked he lived.
DeathByUngaBunga
My dad is going to meat his granddaughters for the first time in a couple hours. This was cool to see today
deadandbloated
best spelling mixup I've seen today +1
zamirovski
Horribel. ...
XavierMcClougeldorphenheimerstettenweisesdottirIII
Lol.
Avidinha
I'm 39 and the older I get the more I realize that my parents are a couple of idiots.
elpietro
32 and I'm thinking the same
deadandbloated
Mine are not exactly idiots: stuck with an obsolete worldview, smart enough to realize it at some level, but too stubborn to admit it(35btw)
RaRaPotato
My father avoided a career in Accounting to work in a supermarket. Bullied in the workplace he'd vent his frustration on the family.
RaRaPotato
He is smart, but makes terrible fucking decisions because of my mother whom is a useless do-nothing.
digdoug78
Tell us how you really feel.
RaRaPotato
140 characters isn't enough friend.
pacmandones
This doesn't compute for people like me with shitty dads
ShaZam1269
What, are 21 or something? ;)
Blarghd
What, are illiterate or something ;)
GuyNamedSean
Just what I was thinking.
LactoseFairy
Drunkenly yell at my mother and then physically grab me to blame his crumbling marriage on me? That's not wise...
Teoh1
Take away from it not what to be as a father
KingTopher
Smashing things, putting holes in the walls, yelling, making multiple people attempt suicide... Seems like a wise man...
Noraneko
My step-dad gets angry at my little sibling for hitting him, and hits him back... Or pushes him over... And became an alcoholic.
bluejegus
It just makes me sad for different reasons honestly lol
CthulhuFhtagn13
I wish my dad was shitty... But alas he is a honorable man. Which just makes it hurt more that he despises me.
ILoveWings
Legit curious. Why does he despise you?
CthulhuFhtagn13
It is kind of complicated. Basically because I'm not Christian anymore. The reasons for that are hard to explain.
MakerOfBadJokes
Just means this is your goal for your future kids.
Manateechica
Yes. I'm a female and it's THE most impt thing I want in a mate. We can get divorced, just PLEASE be a phenomenal father.
BlackLabsAreBest
Never met mine. But now I concentrate on being the best dad I can to my kids. It's wonderful.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Good on you! Be the dad you wished you had.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Exactly. I feel ya. Mine was never around. Years at a time. Thankfully we reconnected when he was in hospice care.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
What would my dad do? Oh impregnate my mom and then do everything in his power to get rid of me.
tallbo
Try like a motherfucker to be this dad for your kids.
SoupCanMan
What would my dad do? Drive cross country for 2 weeks. I don't really hate him, but he was literally never around. Meh.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
ill be your daddy
miket953
With you there bro
furrydumpsterfire
My dad was (probably still is) addicted to pain killers and an alchoholic, owes me $500k, dropped off of the face if the earth, and is (1/2
furrydumpsterfire
Commiting insurance fraud under my mom and i's new last name. So yeah, i wont follow in my dads footsteps or take ANY of his advice
kowman
"What would my dad do" "Oh yeah have unprotected sex with a 19 year old and jet when she surprisingly becomes pregnant"
HardCaulks
If i did something wrong as a kid my dad would throw my shoes at me and say "you think you're tough? Come outside and prove it" 1/2
HardCaulks
My response was always "i don't want to fight you dad" this happened 10 times before my mom and him seperated. Don't get B's in school!
6235river
I'll be your dad. I'll be everyone's dad if you have a shitty dad.
frankyette
I volunteer as soccer mom if needed. I even have a minivan and the ability to mass produce baked goods for no apparent reason
brownsugarbk
Thank you, thats exactly how i feel in these posts
Cthulily
Age 13: Dad Lies. Age 15: Dad is a cheater. Age 23: Dad doesn't agree with my life, this means I'm on the right track.
tallbo
Yeah sounds just like my dad. cheating on my mom, not "understanding" me But it didnt mean he didn't love me. He was right about a lot.. .
Cthulily
Age 32: Dad's 60. How the hell did he avoid jail? Age 40: Dad's on his 4th marriage and I have a 12th half sibling. Age 45: Dad's an idiot.
tallbo
Dude props on being 45 and on imgur. :) makes me feel younger
Cthulily
I was just going along with the post. I'm younger than 45.
toeshy
I haven't spoken to mine in 5 years. I hate this.
Cthulily
It's the best thing.
ILostABetToAGuyInAChiffonSkirt
I haven't spoken to mine in over a year. Stay strong- if you need to talk, feel free to message me.
Abbeel
"What would my dad do?" "Oh, right. Drink and beat my little sister."
ZachsAnomaiy
Are we siblings?
MinisterKai
"What would dad do?" "'Byyyyyyyeeeeeee son!"
UnbiasedBrowser
I'm beginning to think you have problems.
BathroomHumor
Well, get to it!
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
Jesus Christ! And your username is quite relevant...
Kerrisimo
I need to call my dad to hear a dad joke now.
killemdaggett
Hi there "need to call my dad to hear a dad joke now". I'm dad!
The22ndDoctor
Did you hear the one about the 3 elephants that fell off a cliff? Two landed on the sand, and one landed in the water. bump bump tissshhhhh.
jzerox8k
"Dad, can i hear a dad joke, please?'
jzerox8k
"Well I dunno, can you?'
WhatAreYouGoingToDoShootHimWithGhostBullets
I got you. What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroking-off.
IgniaEternale
My dad hasn't returned my calls or messages since February. I have no idea why. But he's still alive. Not even 100% sure it's intentional.
Kerrisimo
Maybe he changed his number. Go see him.
IgniaEternale
I talked to his girlfriend last week @ that number. She said she'd pass along that I called. I'm not sure it'd be wise to go see him.
Kerrisimo
That's sad. I'm sorry.
Gurgron
i call my parenets every day to say i love you
MoralRectifier
"to hear a dad joke now" is a strange thing to call someone.
Kerrisimo
We all have unique nicknames.
Thispostisaboutacat
I got you fam. Why was the bovine plate-rolling competition cancelled?
Kerrisimo
Thanks
saintjocks
You got this nailed
Thispostisaboutacat
because it was an udder disk race
JustLetMeChangeMyUsername
Riddiculous
*sharply exhales* +1
witchtrash
The "age 60" one hit me at 22.
timmyisinthewell
Oh he hit me throughout my childhood
coffeeruleseverythingaroundme
24
CooliestIsland
2
MyBirthdayIsFreedom
Mother at 7, Father at 23.
sarrey
28, just last year. Miss him every day.
jakefromreddit
Shit, you guys alright?
Harryivereachedthetop
Hit me at 20. Love you all. And everyone, love your dads
RogueEwok
21 for me
DavidB10001
It hit me 11 years ago. I was 22 as well. Dad died from Diabetes related heart failure. :(
whovian1986
Hit me at 17 :/
madjecks
commentsbadcomments
11, and then things like this happen after 30 years and you still tear up.
whovian1986
I guess it's gonna suck forever.
FifthTimeLucky
Hit me 3 months ago at 23. Does it get any easier?
GoSlayADragon
2 months ago. I'm 25.
stikkysaladtongs
Hit me at 10, hit my brother at 6. Was baby brothers 6th birthday when he went.
Ruswal
12
acidooze
18 here...
mrmytu
17...mother at 24
comicreader
I'm so sorry. Who else's "dad" is the mom?
DICEM4N
15 for me, it was rough
dQwfourw9WgXcQ
Ouch
kaylolly
27. :(
iamthevashtanerada
37. :/
gmccollum
Same. Two weeks before his grandson was born.
BurritoWarrior
Lol! I never met that fool.
victorisradd
I was 22 when my dad passed away also :/ I'm 23 now.. Still think about him every day
thezenmonster
24
LtDanIceCream
26, happened last year.
MrBooBear
7 here, but my mom. She was my go to instead of my dad.
tankman303
11
yeliac
Me too. ): happened a week after my 22nd birthday.
witchtrash
My dad died a week before my 23rd, I'm 25 now and it still hurts every day.
yeliac
Thoughts and hugs to you <3 I would never wish it upon my worst enemy. My dad passed on 3/31/16, my 22nd was 3/23/16.
DaAsianWithBadGrades
18 because I moved out for uni
Samsquantch82
14.
OMGSnakeCase
Me at 21 too, know your pain....
OutlawAggie
Yep, my dad turned 60 when I was 10
yacovia
20
TheFunkyRob
3 weeks ago. It sucks.
WooshyWishyWashy
I'm sorry for your loss.
bruhfbsgsh
Hot me at 4
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Hit me a decade ago. I was 18. I had two half-brothers. I never had a dad. Neither did they. Mom was both parents.
iklesis
20... :/
LaFudge
Mine just hit me
broakan
Same here.
karebear1093
me too. 22 has been the worst year of my life. :'(
whiteraven549
Riperoni's
darkndstar
I was 23. Some days are easier than others, but there were so many more things I needed to ask him.
Jazzgirl205
It hit me at 23.
Windwake
18. Something happens about once per month that i want to ask him.
CalBear
for me it was at 31
WelcomeToMyLadyCave
Age 27, and it happened yesterday. Fuck cancer.
sarrey
Fuck cancer, indeed. Lost my dad last year after he battled stage 4 cancer for 5 years. I was 28. I'm so sorry.
C1138
22 as well.
juloserpy
My husband lost his dad when he was 11. I know he will comfort me when I go through the same thing...
mycatsareidiots
Hugs to all of you. No matter the age, losing a parent is really hard.
Joshatthecarwash
Hit me at 17
KangInDaNarth
Damn, my dad lost his dad at 16 and basically had to work at a young age to take care of grandma, I forget how much that mans gone through.
Idrinklighterfluid
7
Sotha
Age 40 at 17, hurts at any age if imagine. Sorry my friends.
Ghosthunter100
It was 13 for me.
Jethrie
I had mine until 23. Fucking shame. It is hard to be an adult man without an adult man there to guide you.
SteakAndTatersKindOfNight
Hit me at 24. I feel you bro.
mcdiggitydoggitydidgeridoo
Right there with ya... 6 months today.
PiccadillyPi
Last Thursday morning. 55. His birthday is early October. I'm just angry all day as of late.
Noteuropean
I want to play! 21 for me..RIP pops
totesmymoutainlopes
Me too
draeman88
Neither my dad nor my mom showed up to my birth
CookiesaurusRex
Hit me at 15.
Undermuncho
12 and I was in the other room.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
17 after not returning a call, regretted it for years. Quash your beefs, folks!
ninjadust
24... miss you every day dad.
FaithlessIsHe
18, Suicide.
UncleGus
Oh, Jesus.
SgtKreaton
9, I barely remember mine anymore
TheRecklessMightyB
Age 15 shortly after being in prison for ten years.
billiamdwyerr
I thought my kindergarten was rough, at least I didn't go to prison...
evilblackdog
It's about to hit me at 30.... fucking sucks.
CasualBoulder
17
xarchangel85x
17
KaelySmith
21. Yesterday was four years since he past. :(
SlightlyToastedPostItNotes
16
ILikeYouMary
I'm so sorry to you & those of you who have experienced this loss. I'm sending thoughts of love & peace your way.
ShoobaL00
9, and then stepdad at 28
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Hardcore
ShoobaL00
They we 40 and 42, respectively
ShoobaL00
*were
lsteamer
duude....
kepler10b
14.
Septy
16 for me
imkawaiibatman
Hit me at 20. Not easy. I'm sorry for your loss.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Hit me pretty damn hard at 8.
ChristopherHitch
10 I have memories of him but I cant tell which real event and which are just me incorporating what I wanted him to be into who he reall was
chewtoythebrave
It just hit me 3 months ago. I'm 30. Please tell me it gets easier.
antidumb
8 years and counting. Not yet.
kaylolly
Eventually you'll have more good days than bad. It's been two years and not a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about him.
sarrey
I'm 29, lost my dad 1.5yrs ago. I wouldn't say it gets easier, but, in my experience, you get longer breaks between the waves of grief.
asianabbey
20 for me..
hugh705
13 but basically 8.
Masterlp3
Long term disease? :(
hugh705
Yup. Pick's disease.
Masterlp3
Ouch man, I'm sorry for your loss, I wish you the best!
Thelightyear
20...
LiamO92
21, second day of uni
KaelySmith
I was 21 too. Overseas with my boyfriend when I got the call he past suddenly on Father's Day. Yesterday was four years since.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
Just happened to me four months ago, I'm 33.
OccamsShavingCream
Need a hug bro?
heylookatmeimmrmeeseeks
I'm 22 and this just hit me 3 weeks ago :(
antidumb
28 for me. Sorry for the loss of everyone posting in this comment similarly.
monkdefunk
Age 10, on my Birthday
huggers
Hit me baby one more time
BeerAndWhiskey
25
NorwegianBurr
Lost my dad on my 25th birthday last year. The feels are real.
brownbricks
Fellow 25'er here. 3 years on Sunday. Sorry for your loss, pal.
muzzixlover
Hit me baby one more time.
SemenCongealment
13 for me.
Fierfly
...11
Davidcantweldtosavehislife
Hit me at 4
ondrishko
You cunts are making me feel sad
ondrishko
I should mention that I'm from Australia and we use 'cunt' very loosely ;)
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Just like OP's mum.
Sonicafroninja
Can I get you some Zulu warpaint? Cause that was savage!
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
As an Aussie, automatically assumed you were Aussie or at least British
ondrishko
Have an upvote +1
98PercentOfYouAreFuckingRetarded
yep same here xD
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
6
SDsuperchargers
Same exact age for me
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
Orion321
I'm sorry
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
Eh, it ain't your fault, I guess
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Hit me at 22 also. Hit me at 9 for my mom
Stabman104553
passed at 8 hit me at 11 FeelsBadMan
MaybeNotThen
Both mom and dad are incredibly smart and experienced. So I annoy them with questions every day.
duhrick
My dad died earlier this year suddenly. He wasn't even 60 himself. It's fucking hard every day. I wish I fucking talked to him more.
kaylolly
My dad died suddenly 2 yrs ago. Every day is a struggle. Keep your chin up. Eventually you will have more happy days than sad ones.
verovex
Same, mine passed in March at 52. Every day is a different struggle. Trying to make life decisions without his input is.. tough.
deezpeanutz
Time will help. The first year was the worst for me. It doesn't seem like it right now, but you'll be ok
rauntree
I'm sorry for your loss. The first year is the hardest. It never gets better but it does get easier.
jawnhatesyou
So much this. I still have days when I break but I've learned to live with it. I promise, there are brighter days.
deezpeanutz
21. It's been a while now. What I would give for my kids to meet him.
HotButteredPopcorn
I was 4 when my Dad died. My father-in-law died when my wife was 7. It's a weird thing to have thing that
HotButteredPopcorn
Its a weird thing we have in common and I think we both try harder with our kids knowing things can change at any moment.
TayDidJones
got me at 25 watched him slowly die for 2 years. i am finally now just recovering
mamechannomama
17 for me. I feel your pain. Glad I still have Ma's strength
CosmicTeapot
kn0wledge
Same goes for me 22
MasterWuu
21 for me. Hit me tough. Had to take a semester off from college.
NorthernAirNomad
20 for me. Harder and harder everyday...
bleded
June 5th this year, fitting as he was a Major from Bragg. I thought to do a post on him, but I couldn't stand the idea of negative response.
witchtrash
Ditto! I want to share how awesome my dad was but I feel like I'll get a lot of hate and I don't need that noise.
HankMardukiss
My dads still alive.
OMGSnakeCase
Please call him right fucking now....
antidumb
Call him and tell him you care.
ParallelThistle
My Dad is turning 60 this month, and after seeing this and all the replies, it's made me want to travel home to see him asap!
kaylolly
Do it! I wish I could see mine just one more time.
iamthevashtanerada
You won't regret it. Not even once.
MyBirthdayIsFreedom
Go right now!
Balderoc
18 for me
thugathuga
Same here
squidlyinkquisition
My dad died when I was 18. He was special forces during Vietnam and I always wanted to talk with him about it, never did.
TheGingerLightning
Same here, few months ago
OccamsShavingCream
Oh man dude. Need a hug?
DeanDumbass
It gets easier, same situation for me back in 2012 just as I went off to college
THYOLDCOLLEGETRY
Hit me at 19
agressor7
Me too
ALankyDean
10...
OfficialJoeBiden
Hit me at 15, but I don't have a dad so it was just period and angst
iliektrains
Mine at 19 as well..
IfYouOrALovedOneHasBeenDiagnosedWithMesotheliomaYouMayBeEntitl
19, 22, 37, hike!
The8thwonderoftheworld
16 for me. We never really connected much. :(
FateZiggy1213
My dad hit me too :(
Leso
Same. Still regret never having a proper drink with him.
primusautobot
Same
enormousmass
Hey Can I PM you? I lost my dad 6 months ago at 19
juloserpy
I can talk if you want. I've never been in your situation. But I'm a cool person with love and support
THYOLDCOLLEGETRY
You sure can. If you need help with anything or just want to talk just shoot me a pm.
stja
Are we bidding? 4.
Smile4me7
Well I never seen my dad, I came from a sperm donation. I win
Darks1de98
Yeah well my dad died before I was conceived!!
rubbarz
-3 bitch. Im still swimming
ShentoSama
Calm down, Dory.
RufusFrancis
Haha
NubeyTooby
I am sorry but I feel like it would be harder to lose someone if you were 15+ anyways a death is never easy.
Lambourtitty
Is it bad to say that I wouldn't be able to live without either of my parents? I'm 15 /: I think I rely on them too much
stja
Yep. I will never really know what impact his absence had on my life, because he died before his presence could have any.
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
Dad, died when I was 22. That shit sucks regardless of age.
joinusjoinusjoinus
I was ten when my dad died of a drug overdose. If there are constant reminders, even a death in the early stages of memory, like four, ...
joinusjoinusjoinus
Can be so extremely traumatic. When you're older, you're able to cope with death more. If your first introduction to death is not a dog...