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Even with a dick pic.
He texted me back and said: "thank you for ruin my life"
Boo hoo
FrontPage edit: wohoo, thanks for all the upvotes.
Don't feel bad for this guy, he deserves it, he's a cheater and a dumbass.
And because there are some people who post every shit on facebook i knew who his gf is. Was, apparently. She thanked me for that.
So everbody is happy, almost.
And to all of you who are calling me a bitch... Well, maybe i am but i don't give a shit.
Thanks guys
rambosmurf
He should have maintained his relationship with his spelling teacher
LadyBerlin
I would have done the same. His girlfriend needs to know he's trying to cheat. He's probably already been unfaithful to her. Dirtbag.
AdrianDunne
Well deserved, you have saved someone a lot of trouble later down the line.
Noksus
The thing is, you didn't ruin his life, he did it all by himself.
TurtIeproof
You did the right thing, @OP
ilsalta
What really pisses me off is that these people are completely unable to take responsibility for their own actions.
raisebyacupofcoffee
Uteruses before duderuses.
Zodgrod
good for you
Wr200m
Why the dick pic...did he think you forgot what it looked like?
KDXD
Bahahahah Why do ex's send us dick pics anyway? My ex did the same lmfaooooooooo
Pdxtechguy
Bitter sweet revenge! He did it to himself!
mds308
She should have sent him a screen shot of a restraining order.
DiscGolfJunkie
larsmaehlum
res28
No. He chose to ruin his life.
styvan
Since OP lied about how they only communicate with gifs, how can we be sure this isn't a lie as well?
Thelrishlnquistion
GeneralPigly
Had a married guy flirt with me, tell me how much he hated his wife, tell me that he'd cheated on her before, etc. I took screenshots of /1
GeneralPigly
the conversation and sent them to his wife. He's single now. Amazingly, he actually tried flirting with me *again* after the divorce. 2/2
tattoogigolo
Are you meeting for coffee on Wednesday?
alpinej0e
understoodreference.gif
barbwyre59
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Toaddybugs21
A guy wanted to hoom up with me sent me pictures and everything. Found out he had a girlfriend. Wish i wouldve saved the evidence.
Anitsirk0693
Did that once. Sent me similar text back. Called in tears. Said at least he didn't go around "ruining people's lives". Good for you.
MyronTheDormouse
GG !
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Damn. You are not to be trifled with.
PunsOfQuickening
Unless you bring @OP truffles...
thecosmicraygirl
‘Tis’ the season for it! My ex texted me last night and confessed he made the wrong decision choosing not to date me. Too late sucker!!
gigglepants
mine is sending me a present because he decided he "owes" me....no idea what to expect
BitchCake
So running statistics compared to other comments... Did he try to get you back with dickpics? Regards, male concerned about for male PR.
thecosmicraygirl
No dick pics thank goodness
BitchCake
Yeah no... I don't know how big a percentage of guys think that's okay, but too many. It's also kinda strange to expect boobs for FP posts..
notacobra
I always take these stories from accounts less than a month old with a grain of salt. Too unlikely and convoluted.
EricFromAccounts
Or they want to preserve anonymity in case their main account is known to friends or family?
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
This story isn't that unlikely. I personally know a fair few people who have been in a similar situation.
notacobra
They broke up? Sure. He texted her back? Yeah, happens a lot. Begging? Happens, but less common. Dick pick and begging? not unheard of 1/?
notacobra
but unlikely, the dickpick is usually a shit starter. Sent it to GF: Maybe, but where's her response? "You ruin my life": I doubt it.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
How's it convoluted? Seems pretty straight-forward.
notacobra
You're right, I had a brain typo. The word I was going for was Contrived, not convoluted.
420xxx69CommunismWillWin69xxx420
But it isn't contrived either
Sh4dowWalker96
Yeah, this isn't even outlandish. Pretty normal stuff.
sonic745
How does she know the phone number of the new girlfriend?
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Could send it by Facebook.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Said she sent her a screenshot. Doesn't have to be a text.
GoldenSun3DS
Search her up on Facebook?
doryaa
I'm dumbfounded by guys sending dick pics to other people -- what do they expect to happen? It's so bizarre to me
GwenShepard1
especially when saying "I still love you"... I mean if it was just for a hook up, i *could* see the point...but here?
mormacil
Men very rarely get (sexualized) compliments, they crave them. Women get bombarded with them. Men would enjoy a photo like that from 1/?
mormacil
someone they're attracted to. They would love to asked for such a photo. THey just assume women are like all the other people (men) they 2/?
mormacil
know. It's hard to imagine the other side if the experiences are that different. Men expect the women to be as happy as they'd be. 3/3
Enoan
[male] I presume this is not the norm, but sexualized compliments make me very uncomfortable.
mormacil
Most compliments make men uncomfortable, primarily by lack of experience. Just how you're uncomfortable doing anything new.
remycrane
Okay, but they aren't animals - they should be able to interpret new information and make new conclusions based off of it, such as (1/2)
remycrane
"Every woman I've sent an unsolicited dick pick to has received it with marked disgust. Maybe they don't like it?" (2/2)
mormacil
As much as women should understand it makes sense for men to send one. Not that they should but you should understand it. And did you?
GoddammitMrNoodle
I don't understand why people don't just block their ex... that is unless perhaps they like the drama.
LordFenris
Personally I'd want to stay friends with my exes, but more often than not that idea is not reciprocated. And I never understand why honestly
mormacil
*raises hand* I do have a knack for drama. Also overly curious.
GoddammitMrNoodle
Thank you for being honest. It's also good to see you know yourself well.
mormacil
Also a good dose of believing I didn't deserve better, that's harder to fix.
eagle193
Sometimes people break up amicably?
GoddammitMrNoodle
LOL... oh wait... you were serious? ;)
GoddammitMrNoodle
Well obviously this one didn't. So again... block the number and move on.
Gandalfsuglybrother
My wife's ex used to call periodically just to catch up. She'd talk where I could hear if I wanted. He was in the men's clothing business 2
Gandalfsuglybrother
2)and sent me some nice stuff a few times. I think he knew he'd made a mistake when he cheated on her.
idenoh
That was not a gif. Liar!
pretendthisisaclevername
Burn the witch!
Muzzah27
She's a phony! A Big! Fat! PHONY!
fencer1964
Not all gifs are animated.
b1ackadder
Just wait for it to move!
LongoloidFartExplosion
.jpg.
v3xtor
... Women tell the biggest lies. -Chris rock
slapmethrice
"It's yo baby!"
PilotNinja
My favorite lie my wife tells me... "Baby, you're SO BIG down there!"
ProbablyNotABotButHowCanIBeSure
Did you just assume OP's gender?
IreallywishIknew
Of course we assume gender. 1 in 25 people are gay why assume anything else?
IreallywishIknew
Well over 99% of us with a penis consider ourselves male while 96% of us with a penis like girls. It's really not a stretch to assume. Lmao
BANANAFLAKE
I'll take "things I hope actually happened" for 200.
Sh4dowWalker96
r/nothingeverhappens
LordFenris
Shit like this happens a lot more than most people think. Unfortunate but true.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Too many inconsistencies..
TrexHatesHandGrenades
I don't see any inconsistencies. I had a bf whose ex literally stalked me.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Yeah but there is a difference in jealousy and someone doing what this post says. It would imply that the ex had attempted to get to them
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
In means of harm, and now it seems she's/he's getting what they want. Otherwise its either creepy or fake. I say fake since its more likely.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
To be the case.
PurityOfEssence
How do ex gf's know the phone numbers of current gf's? Do people date in incestuous pools?
getridofTheSeaword
Fb messenger?
nipplepanties
DM through many social media outlets
DangerSmoog
I figured just small town, I've seen not even that small ones were most people know each other (he got with miranda? That bitch)
LichChicken
Facebook, maybe?
Teevorkio
Highshools
ElectroshockedFox
I've done this exact same thing before, I just sent a direct message on Twitter to her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
kittykat
Yes, especially in small communities.
rusrsdude
It's not hard to find out people's numbers of you're a good stalker. ;)
TheBlackVan
Paffsing
You can be a lousy stalker and still find out.
Sinodio
Facebook
PurityOfEssence
Okay, maybe I just keep a tighter circle than most. I unfriend exes and I don't accept requests from people I haven't met in person.
Dyslexicbirch
People can still message you if they aren't on your friends list shows up in a different folder sometimes fb doesn't notify you
PurityOfEssence
I believe you can set it so that only your friends can message you. I don't get random messages in the 'hidden' inbox any more.
Dyslexicbirch
This . My SO's annoying craxy ex messaged me a couple times when him and i started out together before i blocked her
ChristmasCookieMonster
Technology is a Helluva drug, man.
stoutde
Not incestuous, no, but where I'm from (Palmer, AK), everyone knows everyone.
doesntmatter
ArKlahoma?
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
AlaKansas
Highschoolnickname
AlasKonsin
SirrrmistertoYou
I have some friends from Palmer
Bloodcircus
I know a dickhead named Palmer
stoutde
I don't live there anymore, I managed to escape :)
SirrrmistertoYou
Yeah, neither are my friends, although Palmer was a pretty nice place.
Buoux69
But he just ruined his own life.
Niddhoger
You can't argue with stupid. As soon as you start, you've already lost.
Cereaza
How dare you use my own dick against me!?
infectiousgigglezombie
It was an accident, my dick made me do it
BadamWarlock
The important thing is that he probably isn't "in love" with @OP anymore.
Executor32
He definitely forgot to chiggity-check himself before he wrecked himself.
ChucklePuss
...before he *wiggity wrecked himself.
Executor32
*riggity, and in the song it's either "chiggity-check yo self b4 u wreck yo self" or "check yo self b4 u riggity-wreck yo self", never both.
ChucklePuss
Yeah, but I like my version too. They both work.
TheFriendliestGiant
Yeah, but douchecanoes like that never take responsibility for their own actions. Always someone else's fault.
OverlordEd
Hes just practicing to be a politician
Khaylain
When meeting someone who's *always* the victim; run
TheWombatStrikesAgain
It's the same logic criminals use "I'm just trying to get by by stabbing people. But the guy who ratted me out is a dishonorable snitch."
RedDwarfIV
reminds me of the mafia from movies. They're super religious yet murder and steal all the time
Svitk0na
I think you mean: "he just ruin his life"
NoFudge
It's not "ruined". That's not a word?
tezzeret890
Supposed to be ruined. But the ex replied with the improper ruin. So keep the bad grammar flowing
NoFudge
Riiight. I see now :p
Pauly79
Not sure if people are joking. For the record, ruined is the last tense of ruin. I crapped my pants, and now my underwear is RUINED.
MackerelTex
NoFudge
That's what I thought. So why am I getting downvoted? People on here are so strange :p
IreallywishIknew
Not to be overly picky but you mean to say my underwear wear ruined. Is is present tense
NoFudge
Should be "mine underwere wear ruin"
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
*checks username* Holy shit I'm relevant
MiaklWalker
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IAmSmartOnOccasion
I saw this. Yours is classic. Stay Classy :p
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
D'aww shucks, thanks :)
ICantBelieveItsNotCera
Damn, can't win em all
ASimpleImgurAccount
My username is always relevant.
Cuntilingus
I'm never relevant on this site :(
thinmuscularcatsonly
pyronyzen
/r/beetlejuicing
WatchYourFuckingLanguage
watch your fucking language
MyCommentsAreEntirelyReactionGifs
usersubbordercontrol
Damn, I could've been useful if I wasn't sleeping
ThatCreepyOldGuy
My username is always ralevant... want a pickle?
TheBlackVan
No thanks. I carry spare pickles in TheBlackVan.
gravyandfries
Ill never know what its like to be relevant with my username
TheSwedishCryptid
Just hope that this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBNfmPCBt0M
MollyNapQueen
Same
dukebound85
It’s because people change their username
RandAIFlagg
same
DanTheReactionMan
GhostPoop
eh?
ItsReallyNot
Mine is relevant nearly all the time
ZuIthar
It's really not
PJVeddersGirl
Have half of your username.
roadkillnecromancer
it could be worse, its always sad when my name is relevant
Elusivehawk
Same
Oblivious12
I'm always relevant!
OlekBarschtson
Idk my guy, someone definitely posted about poutine in the last month or so
MyPrincessNameIsDrinkingBeauty
I'm relevant....every day!!!
IDunkedMyTesticlesInMayo
In always relevant
gohomebaby
There’s pictures of poutine posted on here all the time, ya donkey
ALEX4NDERtheGR8
I don’t ever wanna be relevant 0.0
LAB1A
I'm not allowed to be relevant...
TheJellyKid
underscoreSmockunderscore
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gravyandfries
ohhhhh snap
AnotherHeartwarmingPostByAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
TheJellyKid
This just relates to me, on so many levels
TheJellyKid
happier now?
MrParticleboard
What about me?
HadoukenHobbit
Do me do me hahaha. I believe mine to be much much harder
WristDeepInAnOwl
Do mine.
GrizzlingtonBear