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Part 130: http://imgur . com/gallery/GcBrn
Part 132: http://imgur . com/gallery/G1NHb
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****I AM HONESTLY NOT SURE HOW MANY MORE STAY CLASSYS I CAN PUT OUT. MY POSTS KEEP GETTING REPORTED AND FLAGGED AS MATURE, WHICH HAS CAUSED A MASSIVE DECREASE IN VIEWS AND AMOUNT OF CONFESSIONS I RECEIVE FROM EACH POST. I'D LIKE TO SAY NOT TO REPORT THEM AS NSFW, BUT THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. SO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I STILL POST. THEY JUST NEED TO TURN OFF THEIR MATURE FILTER!! THANK YOU!****
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MESSAGE ME YOUR CONFESSIONS!
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LivelyAlchemist
So people are now reporting text posts. Bloody hell.
swampyfrompompey
I'm not sure your family would have been any less embarrassed if you were wearing a condom...
NorbertDemeter
To the people reporting Stay Classy: "Pump your brakes, kid, this post is a national treasure"
Sionas
Hope you keep doing these. One of the real gems of imgur.
barnaclebillthesailor
That sweatshirt thing is nasty.
YouCatfish
#8 oh my god
Ineedabetteradult
Yeah.. I threw up a little in my mouth on that one.
MiniMarimbist98
Was the fried rice worth it? I bet it was well worth it
yoruichisama
After waiting for those stay classy posts
ThePotatoAssassin
And thats the story of how @Hunterthompsonsentmehere ruined thanks giving
Fuuuuuuurnace
#4
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
Thank you. I am a celebrity now.
MaFavritTherngs
Even after reading so many of these, somehow still surprised some of these get topped by one further down the post...
ObiTwice
Welp, it's time to be disgusted by the human race again. I get the popcorn.
IconicNebula
These posts always disgust me and I get no enjoyment from them. I also always upvote every single fuckin one.
littlegingerone
Don't.. It's salty for a reason
nodisco
/Every anonymous post "I once did something so fucking disgusting that you will tremble reading it and question everyone and everything"
Brat4Life
Stay classy is my favorite posts! Screw anyone reporting you!
GoshNotMe
@sarah surely these don't break the rules? @ruffcats do you tag the posts so people can hide them if they wish?
ruffcats
i use to, but i don't believe tags are a thing anymore
corgiliciousdefinition
If you use hastags now in the descriptions (from what I've been seeing recently), it works the same as tags used to.
justforthis42
who the hell reports these as NSFW?
Jetta553
People who dont want others to enjoy things. The same kind of people who grow up and yell at kids for being noisy and stepping on grass
Gmayor61
Well I mean I can sorta see how they consider this stuff NSFW
justforthis42
i guess the content is, but the tiny text makes it almost impossible for someone simply walking by to know what it is
yourmomisminenow
no lifers, bitches, faggots, cunts, you just name em whatever you want bro.
DMGuy
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess there are trolls out there who do it specifically because everyone complains so much.
AgonyZ
Well, same reason porn isn't okay anymore and ever more dressed people get FP everyday. A poor attempt at content regulation firing back.
justforthis42
but blatant boobs could raise a red flag if someone walks by and sees your screen, a wall of tiny text really shouldn't raise any alarms
AgonyZ
Yeah, well tell that to imgur, who thought making strict nsfw rules causing a black & white view on content was a good idea. They don't care
DingGratz
And why are they browsing Imgur from work in the first place... if it matters so much what they see on the internet while they are there.
justforthis42
to me if you can look at your fb feed at work you should be fine with stay classy, it's not like blatant boob pics
MisterRobot
@dayrest , pretty sure every dude has that. I mean... not the stitch marks, but the "scar line" looking thing
Dayrest
Might do i dunno. Haven't looked to see.
BalmDeBono
The scar line yes, not the stitch marks, @dayrest I need proof.
Dayrest
Send me a pm then, not gonna send it here for a ban
mooseknucklesavage
That last one though - holy shit
ParanoidWithGoodCause
I know how could they just cheat on their sister like that?
mooseknucklesavage
You're right - I'm sure they were happy to keep it all in the family
HunterThompsonsentmehere
:)
Scribble5664
I suddenly feel much better about myself
deruug
holy fuck i just read all of these today, and this one just came out 2 hours ago? jesus christ in a handbasket i gotta make another beer run
lejonbrameshairline
That's a lot to take in over the course of a day.
FractalShadows
"I should cum on her gift, that will make her fall in love with me!"
Gingefro
Let's be real, though, @ruffcats is a sexy sexy man.
greentights
dunno how much of a confession that is, loads of people have done it. no? ok, um, bye
BalmDeBono
Totally agree !
tanebou
Yeah, he really fucking is. I hear he has an amazing dick too lol. Stories from Camp Imgur. :P
ruffcats
Mmm unless there is a camera or a hole in the showers, there shouldn't be anyone who saw it
tanebou
Ah, well cheers. You should check some of the stories people were telling about drinking around the campfires.
Watcher0nTheWall
Must say i prefer water or tea over cum at work, but i'm just fussy like that!
mi17ke
Takes all kinds..
ImSynnical
different strokes for different folks
missleadinginiformation
I see what you did there
ImSynnical
;D
SirKuraKura
Stay Classy is like part of imgur's history, good to catch you in usersub, its been months since i saw your last post.
Dayrest
To anyone and everyone messaging me, yes it is true, and I will provide proof, just can't atm. But I will
sl1msh4dy
on mobile so can't privately message but can I have proof?
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I don't totally understand what you did.. Like.. Peel the skin off your dick with your teeth..?
Dayrest
No. Gnawed on it. Just a bit of the loose skin up and down the whole thing on the underside That's the best I can tell you I barely remember
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Ouch dude
Dayrest
I guess so. I just remember an itch that wouldn't go away and then my gramma freaking out. Maybe that's luck I don't remember more lol
TeddyByrr
When I was a kid, I used to push my dick in like a button, so that it was tiny. I did this so much and so often that it kinda stayed 1/2
TeddyByrr
that way. When ever a girl sees my dong, they look dissapointed. Until I get stiff and it gets to 6 inches. Call it the Billy Mays effect2/3
TeddyByrr
because "wait, there's more!".
raidleadergutts
Being a grower not a shower is worth seeing their pupils grow in tandem with the dick.
Sgtcandyass
I found you in user sub. Give me upvotes! Please? This is how it works right?
justforthis42
nah, people usually just downvote the first 20 or so comments so theirs will be on top to get fake internet pointsr
Sgtcandyass
Shit man... I just got accepted.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Anyone else really fighting back to urge to message Dayrest?
Dayrest
You be surprised. Only about 10 ppl have.
TheRealAwk
Well?
Dayrest
You want me to send you one? Send me a pm
QuiteADapperAsshole
The legend himself.
BalmDeBono
I did.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Worth it?
BalmDeBono
Not yet.
overwatch23455
i miss you you should talk to the mods to see if they'll just green light your posts if they prescreen them.
lejonbrameshairline
No censorship please.
ruffcats
i can see that going very badly with everyone else on the site
bellaluna
You'd lose a confession, but at least people would be able to bypass it completely. It's how I can post graphic historical photos.
overwatch23455
You might wanna add a tag to all your stat classy posts so people can find them might help you a bit.
bellaluna
Set the 1st image as a warning that there are mature topics being discussed that some might find offensive. Msg Sarah if it continues.
ruffcats
but at this point, i feel like it's just people abusing the system.
MartynMage
.. Why don't you just mark your content mature?
ruffcats
that's the whole problem. when they report it, it gets marked at mature. And since the majority of people have the mature filter on, they
ruffcats
can't see any stay classys
overwatch23455
are they getting taken down or just downvoted/reported?
ruffcats
they are getting hidden from people who have the mature filter on, which is a default setting
overwatch23455
well that sucks best of luck with them then i hope it can continue.
mokoshina
@shegetshungryfordinnerat8 might wanna get checked for diabetes excess need for hydration can be a symptom
ohdeepthought
Which diabetes?
SayCarRamRod
I drink way more water than that. Been checked and don't have diabetes. I've drank almost 4 liters of water just today. I just like water.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Mhm. I drank a lot of water in the months before my diagnosis.
mokoshina
Exactly why I mentioned it. Seen it happen to others too
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
I just like drinking water. If I'm not paying attention I won't drink much (near dehydration). But if I am, I drink till I hate myself.
MoJoVixen
Water intoxication. Put some lemon and sea salt in your water if you don't cut down or your washing all the good stuff out and you could die
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
My pee don't smell like cap'n crunch.
Deepsleeper
You can also cause your body to drown by taking in too much water and causing your cells to explode from too much water intake.
ChrisMcDude
Also, if it's totally colourless, you're actually LOSING nutrition from the water. It needs to stay a little yellow still.
Slapthefatcat
Although Chris is somewhat right, you are more so. If you've done it that long, your body has ajusted to it. And a sweet smell is 1/
Slapthefatcat
indirectly indicative of Diabetes, due to ketosis. The ketones can be fructose derivatives, hence the smell. (I have a B.S. in dietetics.)
Gmayor61
"HAIL HYDRATE!"
ZOMGNO
Seems to be on purpose. That can make you so sick though. More than three liters can kill you in some cases.... Time to cut back
GrizzlyWicks
but your supposed to drink over 2 liters a day
ZOMGNO
You're supposed to use approx 2l including the water from other drinks and from fruits.
GrizzlyWicks
anglian waters advert says drink at least 2 liters of fresh water every day
Jackalac
To the people reporting Stay Classy:
chrisdafish
They're the ones that need to.... stay classy.... I used to be a doctor.....
Itisseventyalonghere
Stay Classy gets reported now??!? WTF the fuck is happening to Imgur??
ruffcats
only took 15 minutes before it got reported this time!
Dayrest
You're a friggin imgur institution. You should get special exemption for these posts
chrisdafish
Hey whoa there
tiicoduzit
Witch sucks because this has always been my favorite thing on imgur and now assholes are messing it up!
diregamer
Missed your posts, love every single one of them. imgur was starting to lose it's lure without seeing your posts.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
That's so stupid. Don't you mark them as mature? Fuck else is there to do? imgur has to cool their stupid policies
ImSynnical
they want to kick all adults off and cater to children soon, so imgur can be the next tumblr
KitsunesFire
You clearly havent been on tumblr. This is tame compared to the shit posted daily there.
ImSynnical
true, I have no idea what tumblr is like, I just exaggerate because i feel imgur is becoming something stupid
PORTUGUESETORTURING
:( yeah i've noticed an influx of "special snowflakes" and "pc police". Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
ImSynnical
I miss NSFW parties and funny bandwagons oh well when you have millions of people i guess you gotta cater to most clientele