ThatOneFur
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...looks dark and intimidating, but secretly sweet as hell.
Sep 29, 2017 3:37 PM
ThatOneFur
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...looks dark and intimidating, but secretly sweet as hell.
Fwords
Strong enough to make me perk up, but still wants some cream inside.
speedflyislife
White, no pubic hair
ChefGavinB
Light, sweet and doesn't talk when I'm watching the fucking football game.. Martha, you fucking bitch.. you ruined my life !!
sweetandsalty
Full of whiskey and covered in cream?
DANGERDOCTOR
With gastric reflux?
Chols
Silent
dickheadJake
Cheap and from the gas station?
lcranston1930
Now THATS some coffee
EggsMayhem
Ground up in the freezer?
PorkchoppSandwiches
Hot, dark, and no pubic hair?
Bigwilliejohnson1462
I like my coffee like i like my women also..... with big boobs.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Coffee should be like the night: dark, endless, impossible to sleep through.
SwarmTastic
Without a penis.
MidgetRacer8192
"Black, Bitter... preferably fair trade."
MeatMechanic86
NaughtyCannibal
...picked by migrant workers.
IMainReinhardt
Big ass tiddies
iflyme
Strong and black, with substantial wildcat influence.
Kumakin
I miss Nola. Wild cattin' is the best phrase.
100thassasin
Covered in bees?
sirinigo
I like my coffee like I like my slaves
sirinigo
free
pwnyexpress640
I like tea
ThatOneFur
Tea is also good. We love you.
pwnyexpress640
Aww thanks
professionalwindowlicker
I like my coffee how I like my women.... nowhere near my dick
BleedingOnTheMerch
Black and bitter
kimsahobbit
Rich and full bodied.
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
You rang?
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
...Without another guy's dick in it?
theblackhole08
This deserves more upvotes
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I was hoping this wasn't already here. Well, there goes my original comment...
bigian77
I prefer mine full of cream
PinkProzac
I was looking for this comment.
InsolventTacos
Only if it's got a filter or decaffeinated.
EvilKrikkit
Hot! With a spoon in them!
IllegalBiceps
secondsabre
COVERED IN BEES!
EvilKrikkit
Thank you.
Manners03
Ground up and in the freezer
NodYourHeadToThis
Came here to say the same
Mybrainfartwaswet
Frothy and foaming at the openings?
ganjapudding
Yes please
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Is the barista Adriana Chechik?
AlyzaQuan
danamalone29000
We call that Santorum
offendineveryway
Cheap and from a third world country?
ahazuarus
I think you have OP confused with me.
dogfrost9
Exotic and shipped to me in a burlap sack.
btsierra
But enough about the first lady.
ZeraniLoki
ErinFromTheOffice
Eaten and shit out by civets
pigs3different1s
Haha!!! That gave me a real and true audible belly laugh
ErinFromTheOffice
ground up and in the freezer
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Roasted, ground, then steeped in 195 degree water for 30 seconds?
updn
thought it was going to be barely filling the cup
LupusIgnis
At 8 bars of pressure.
BukkakeRider3000
And with fewer than two dicks in it?
evilsuperbitch
transported half across the globe from a third world country.
DostoevskyDisciple
This wins it
SexPenguinViolentVaginalVerticalIntegrationForPopeCuntFuckXIV
In a burlap sack
ToastDNA
In vacuum sealed bags?
evilsuperbitch
or in those single-serve coffee containers.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Comment so accurate it stayed in this country illegally for eighteen years and started protesting for sanctuary.
justino37
Freeze dried and transported on donkey back through the Colombian mountains by Juan Valdez?
DownvotesAreFun
How the hell do you step it in 195 degrees water? The water would instantly vaporise.
TooDumbForRickandMorty
Go back to everywhere else you for'ner! 'Murka!!!!!
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
The process usually starts about 200 years prior and really gets kicked off when you throw British tea in the harbor.
Frozar
Pst, there's this thing called the Fahrenheit scale.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
*Freedom units
Eluriomilmar
And Kelvin, that's probably Kelvin.
Frozar
Typically you aren't supposed to say degrees Kelvin, it's just like 190 Kelvin.
SwordCunt
You mean the illogical, archaic and horribly arbitrary system whose 100th degree is based off the temperature of some horses' heart?
MaddMatter
As an American, I upvote you.
Frozar
Well, 100 was supposed to be human body temperature, and it's just different, not inherently better or worse, unlike the rest of imperial.
MaddMatter
No, its worse. Its all worse.
eggmuffin
But when no unit is provided, everyone (well, almost) naturally assumes Celsius. (Although the context did make it obvious in this case.)
eggmuffin
Are the downvoters genuinely intending to suggest that it is more common to assume the use of Fahrenheit, when no unit or context is given?
dickable
Not on US-oriented websites, bud.
eggmuffin
There are more Americans than, say, French, Norwegians or Thai here, but there are many, MANY more metric-users than imperial-users.
rvt2
How is this website us oriented?