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Feb 27, 2019 7:09 PM
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CharCharBeast
Can we all just agree that Shrek is a goddamn gem?
LadyJiggleBottom
So does my boyfriend
PenguinFury
CharCharBeast
Can we all just agree that Shrek is a goddamn gem?
minegishi95
Took a while for me to figure out what the point of this was since nothing is highlighted.
PiledriverWaltzer
imshibagel
Tumblr, always taking one simple common, yet nice and sweet thing and acting likes it's the best fucking thing since sliced bread
speekk
If that's true why does it need to be stated? Why do the beautiful not need such reasurances?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
FYI the next Shrek movie is supposed to be a reboot. They’re hoping to get the same main voice actors back.
AllisonChains73
So, "In the morning, I'm making WAFFLES!" was a euphemism? I usually say "Time to split them flapjacks" with a wink and a grin.
Petedoit
They named their first kid Waffles.
CounselorWaffles
Waffles is the name of my cat, and now I am deeply disturbed
Petedoit
On the other hand, your cat is half dragon.
livinglife9009
Donkey is a bard. Change my mind.
kalenmiyan
UNO, DOS, QUATRO, HIT IT!
Aldante92
Annoying, won't shut up, constantly distracting other characters from the quest, fucks monsters, and very entertaining when drunk. ...yep.
Birate
Can’t change the truth.
080080
uhhh... he can't sing... wait, no, shit.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
"I'm aaall aloooooone. There's no one here beesiiiide meeee"
SergeiBoobtitsky
livinglife9009
First time in seeing this in color.
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
I mean, he did slay some dragon pussy. Close enough
ComradeSimon
I've always wondered how the donkey fucked the dragon
ElvananceTN
passionately
Shortytheshortest
I never wondered, until now. Damn you.
DVSBSTrD
Right in the pussy.
MaladaptedMedic
VERY carefully
HabnerCrustipants
You should google that...or pronhub that.
amishjosh
well when a mommy dragon and a daddy donkey love each other very much they...you know, you should already know this, it's basic sex ed
mattihase
Voraciously.
steve77777777
just crawled up in there.
Sekolah
Like this maybe?
bsmithwins
With his penis... How did you think that normally works?
Spooktergeist
He had to climb inside first
zoezoebelle
Ever seen a terrier try to mount a great dane?
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
I once saw a pug trying to mount a giant Labrador girl. It was hilarious. She looked quite bored, kicked him off, then looked bored again.
Guyish
He feel in love with human Fiona, not ogre Fiona!!! This movie infuriates me. Why did she have to look like him in order to be together!?!
Kbantar
She was, in spirit, always an ogre, so taking true love's form was simply staying who and what she was naturally.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Human Fiona and Ogre Fiona were the same person, just different looks. The point was that Shrek liked her for her, not just her human beauty
UnicronJLY
Sure, make it about Shrek being so enlightened. Let's not listen to the person whose body it is and her desire for it to fit her self-image.
UnicronJLY
Fiona didn't identify as an ogre. Being told "no, you're beautiful anyway" isn't going to fix that dysmorphia.
DescendingBear
But he's an ogre, he wouldn't care about human beauty. He probably found her more physically attractive in ogre shape.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Maybe I worded it wrong, but I agree. When he first saw her he couldn’t care less. Just grabbed her and ran out of the castle. He didn’t
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
really fall in love with her until he got to know her and saw her (unbeknownst to him) ogre side.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
which is all Farquaad cared about since he picked her out from an image with no idea/interest in her personality.
mirhagk
Uh he heard about the long walks on the beach
Guyish
So why didn't she stay human?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Because the curse clarified that she would take true loves form. Fairy Godmothers intention was that Prince Charming, the human, would
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
relieve her of her Ogre side and she and her parents, the King & Queen, would be grateful for it.