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https://www.facebook.com/Channel4/videos/10154688398502330/
Acefowl
I've never heard of this man before, and yet I think I read the text his voice throughout the entire gif.
ctennessen
On behalf of Colin ''s everywhere, so sorry
Arndtski
I'm clearly parked on the moon.
StormCrow71
+100 points for Slytherin!
Aimloren
“Sadly ‘Hopefully’ doth butter no parsnips”. Love Joe Lycett’s stories.
HousePanther
jetflight
I don't need to see the video to hear the squeals of a dying seal.
windexismygravy
Bloody good!
rodgerdodger7
Every time the shot changed I started rereading the same sentence.
PaulKreinheder
The moment I heard Joe's pompous, aristocratic voice, I did not like him, but as I listened on, I ceased not liking him. Good show, old boy
BababaMoooya1
Niiice
JupitersWitch
Wow, that looked just like the moon. I'm totally convinced.
Nice
Yakeshinu
v
FrancoPepeEnvy
Mr.
notsocks
Gloriosu
StarryPlough
How slow are these subtitles fucking hell
registeredtoproveimawesome
Such a lad
opdeliversifrequested
Lads lads lads
JustAnotherReallyLongNameButImCalledTom
I implore all of you to watch the video of this. You will not regret it
buzzingbee
Thank you. Watched. Did not regret.
Frederf
I'll be sure to watch it when I get back from the Moon.
dcrimsonking
Was about to post this, his videos are great
MadHakon
His voice is like a lullaby.
romanoki
Did watch, did not regret. 9/10, probably would watch again for snickers
Sharangir
It's actually 8 out of 10. :X
paulnikola
hilarious!
MutteringMisanthrope
A very Eric Idle-ish countenance and delivery......nudge-nudge
Erzi
elicansmile
Am I the only one who thinks if he knowingly parked illegally that weaseling his way out of it is not something to be applauded?
ShearWind
No. Where I am from they take a picture of your car from afar so your plate and surroundings are clearly visible. Try arguing with that.
CroissantMagnet
City parking is a legal racket. I support this post.
Oh I don't disagree. I think people are missing the distinction I am making though. Instead of breaking the rules, how about changing them?
"Be the change you want to see" -Mr Lycett
Lamplord
What a prick. I love him.
awkwardstare
source that isn't facebook: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo
LittleKnownOne
Thanks! I refuse to watch facebook links.
jokeyjokemaker
Doing the lord’s work
Yeah! Fuck facebook.
alakai
Face fuckbook.
spicychedderjack
Alright I’m facing fuckbook, now what
RamenFlavourPacket
Fucking amazing
eeyrjmr
It's even better with Jimmys laugh
mrwmyusername
spongebobmingepants
Hahahahawhaw
inalltheverse
Jimmy himself said it sounds like a goose being interfered with. hahahahahaaaaaaah!
TankDrop
8 out of 10 cats is the best, I emplore the viewing of it
unsmith
This is 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, but the same advice applies!
Either or homie, especially when Joe Wilkinson, Lycett or Rob thingo is on.
Teeth Rob guy
TheDiabeticEnergizerBunny
myfriendsknowmyotheraccount
Nice username!!!! Im T1
misslorabb
I love that a British accent makes all the smart aleck comments even better
[deleted]
Discoduck
Virtually every word I've heard that man utter has just oozed out of his mouth like a discarded lump of spoiled cottage cheese. Accent or no
FBKatB3TAdotcom
It certainly does, now about your upcoming fine
dormantmutant
British accent doesn’t exist. You’re talking about a ‘BBC’ accent.
SwoleIroh
Big black cock accent?
It is real, just like the American accent, it varies from region to region
imakeeper
Yet an accent doth butter no parsnips.
Mikec311
I tried to fight a red light camera fine one time by requesting to question my accuser on the stand. The judge looked at me and said : >>
Mr.Cruse your fine is $175. Pay the clerk. Next time don't make a mockery of my courtroom. The fine was only $50 originally...
Somarlane
I don't know your state/province, but wouldn't your "accuser" would be whichever govt dept/agency issued the citation? Hardly mockery.
Corrodias
I should think it would be, yes. However, people try to get out of fines with video evidence by claiming that the camera itself is the »
"accuser" and, as it is unable to provide a statement, they are free to go. That is probably the argument Mikec311 tried. It is quite silly.
If that was the context yes, but it wasn't. There was no evidence of who was driving so I was actually trying to bring someone from the >>
Private company who runs the cameras and issues the violation to court so they could admit they didn't know who was driving. Didn't work.
NotAnIroningBoard
In Scotland, you don't need to pay certain private parking fines. They'll hassle you but they can't force you like in England.
njessup1992
Same in NZ.
deliciousbananapancakes
It's the same in England.
twozerooz
Thats the same everywhere.
askic
No it's the same in England
ItsPeanutbutterGelatine
Thats the same here...
SarcasticComment
Yup. I got a parking fine from a university that I no longer attend. I ignored it. They have no legal standing to make you pay.
bewareofleopard
Same (Ontario). Although if they catch you in the lot again and you have an unpaid private fine, they will tow without mercy.
Where? I only know from friends who work in government and deal with this kind of stuff. It could be that it's changed since I found out
You do not need to legally pay private parking enforcement from places like universities. Their only "threat" is holding diplomas
TheThingNoNotThatOne
When you say "private parking" do you mean a fine levied by a private citizen (such as a store)?
I'm sure it applies to all except the government set places. They'll send you threatening letters but they don't mean shit.
Well yeah, unless the government sends the fine, you don't have to pay it.
Yep, same in England.
storebrandproductmascot
So wait, you park in some store's no parking area, and the store itself actually tries to issue you a fine? Am I understanding this right?
No, you park without paying in a parking lot that they say you have to pay for. They can't actually enforce the fines.
Rulweylan
To be clear, they can take you to a civil court for breach of contract and enforce the fine as long as notices were clearly displayed.
They can try, as long as you don't go or answer the letters, they can't physically make you.
Unless it's govt. controlled or I physically sign it, it's not a contract I've entered into.
Wrong. Clearly displayed signs mean that the act of parking constitutes agreement to a contract. If you ignore letters you end up with ccjs
vegivamp
So how do they get your address?
By your car registration.
Clearly, but that data shouldn't be publicly available.
I think they take it from the driver licensing authority, not sure why they can though :/
Acefowl
I've never heard of this man before, and yet I think I read the text his voice throughout the entire gif.
ctennessen
On behalf of Colin ''s everywhere, so sorry
Arndtski
I'm clearly parked on the moon.
StormCrow71
+100 points for Slytherin!
Aimloren
“Sadly ‘Hopefully’ doth butter no parsnips”. Love Joe Lycett’s stories.
HousePanther
jetflight
I don't need to see the video to hear the squeals of a dying seal.
windexismygravy
Bloody good!
rodgerdodger7
Every time the shot changed I started rereading the same sentence.
PaulKreinheder
The moment I heard Joe's pompous, aristocratic voice, I did not like him, but as I listened on, I ceased not liking him. Good show, old boy
BababaMoooya1
Niiice
JupitersWitch
Wow, that looked just like the moon. I'm totally convinced.
BababaMoooya1
Nice
Yakeshinu
FrancoPepeEnvy
Mr.
notsocks
Gloriosu
StarryPlough
How slow are these subtitles fucking hell
registeredtoproveimawesome
Such a lad
opdeliversifrequested
Lads lads lads
JustAnotherReallyLongNameButImCalledTom
I implore all of you to watch the video of this. You will not regret it
buzzingbee
Thank you. Watched. Did not regret.
Frederf
I'll be sure to watch it when I get back from the Moon.
dcrimsonking
Was about to post this, his videos are great
MadHakon
His voice is like a lullaby.
romanoki
Did watch, did not regret. 9/10, probably would watch again for snickers
Sharangir
It's actually 8 out of 10. :X
paulnikola
hilarious!
MutteringMisanthrope
A very Eric Idle-ish countenance and delivery......nudge-nudge
Erzi
elicansmile
Am I the only one who thinks if he knowingly parked illegally that weaseling his way out of it is not something to be applauded?
ShearWind
No. Where I am from they take a picture of your car from afar so your plate and surroundings are clearly visible. Try arguing with that.
CroissantMagnet
City parking is a legal racket. I support this post.
elicansmile
Oh I don't disagree. I think people are missing the distinction I am making though. Instead of breaking the rules, how about changing them?
CroissantMagnet
"Be the change you want to see" -Mr Lycett
Lamplord
What a prick. I love him.
awkwardstare
source that isn't facebook: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo
LittleKnownOne
Thanks! I refuse to watch facebook links.
jokeyjokemaker
opdeliversifrequested
Yeah! Fuck facebook.
alakai
Face fuckbook.
spicychedderjack
Alright I’m facing fuckbook, now what
RamenFlavourPacket
Fucking amazing
eeyrjmr
It's even better with Jimmys laugh
mrwmyusername
spongebobmingepants
Hahahahawhaw
inalltheverse
Jimmy himself said it sounds like a goose being interfered with. hahahahahaaaaaaah!
TankDrop
8 out of 10 cats is the best, I emplore the viewing of it
unsmith
This is 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, but the same advice applies!
TankDrop
Either or homie, especially when Joe Wilkinson, Lycett or Rob thingo is on.
TankDrop
Teeth Rob guy
TheDiabeticEnergizerBunny
myfriendsknowmyotheraccount
Nice username!!!! Im T1
misslorabb
I love that a British accent makes all the smart aleck comments even better
[deleted]
[deleted]
Discoduck
Virtually every word I've heard that man utter has just oozed out of his mouth like a discarded lump of spoiled cottage cheese. Accent or no
FBKatB3TAdotcom
It certainly does, now about your upcoming fine
dormantmutant
British accent doesn’t exist. You’re talking about a ‘BBC’ accent.
SwoleIroh
Big black cock accent?
FBKatB3TAdotcom
It is real, just like the American accent, it varies from region to region
imakeeper
Yet an accent doth butter no parsnips.
Mikec311
I tried to fight a red light camera fine one time by requesting to question my accuser on the stand. The judge looked at me and said : >>
Mikec311
Mr.Cruse your fine is $175. Pay the clerk. Next time don't make a mockery of my courtroom. The fine was only $50 originally...
Somarlane
I don't know your state/province, but wouldn't your "accuser" would be whichever govt dept/agency issued the citation? Hardly mockery.
Corrodias
I should think it would be, yes. However, people try to get out of fines with video evidence by claiming that the camera itself is the »
Corrodias
"accuser" and, as it is unable to provide a statement, they are free to go. That is probably the argument Mikec311 tried. It is quite silly.
Mikec311
If that was the context yes, but it wasn't. There was no evidence of who was driving so I was actually trying to bring someone from the >>
Mikec311
Private company who runs the cameras and issues the violation to court so they could admit they didn't know who was driving. Didn't work.
NotAnIroningBoard
In Scotland, you don't need to pay certain private parking fines. They'll hassle you but they can't force you like in England.
njessup1992
Same in NZ.
deliciousbananapancakes
It's the same in England.
twozerooz
Thats the same everywhere.
askic
No it's the same in England
ItsPeanutbutterGelatine
Thats the same here...
SarcasticComment
Yup. I got a parking fine from a university that I no longer attend. I ignored it. They have no legal standing to make you pay.
bewareofleopard
Same (Ontario). Although if they catch you in the lot again and you have an unpaid private fine, they will tow without mercy.
NotAnIroningBoard
Where? I only know from friends who work in government and deal with this kind of stuff. It could be that it's changed since I found out
SarcasticComment
You do not need to legally pay private parking enforcement from places like universities. Their only "threat" is holding diplomas
TheThingNoNotThatOne
When you say "private parking" do you mean a fine levied by a private citizen (such as a store)?
NotAnIroningBoard
I'm sure it applies to all except the government set places. They'll send you threatening letters but they don't mean shit.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Well yeah, unless the government sends the fine, you don't have to pay it.
deliciousbananapancakes
Yep, same in England.
storebrandproductmascot
So wait, you park in some store's no parking area, and the store itself actually tries to issue you a fine? Am I understanding this right?
NotAnIroningBoard
No, you park without paying in a parking lot that they say you have to pay for. They can't actually enforce the fines.
Rulweylan
To be clear, they can take you to a civil court for breach of contract and enforce the fine as long as notices were clearly displayed.
NotAnIroningBoard
They can try, as long as you don't go or answer the letters, they can't physically make you.
NotAnIroningBoard
Unless it's govt. controlled or I physically sign it, it's not a contract I've entered into.
Rulweylan
Wrong. Clearly displayed signs mean that the act of parking constitutes agreement to a contract. If you ignore letters you end up with ccjs
vegivamp
So how do they get your address?
NotAnIroningBoard
By your car registration.
vegivamp
Clearly, but that data shouldn't be publicly available.
NotAnIroningBoard
I think they take it from the driver licensing authority, not sure why they can though :/