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Cat Tax, I think I did this wrong.
EDIT: wow, went to bed and woke up to 100k views and front page. Thanks guys. First time so I guess I need to ask...
fandsor
I am so done with both franchises. Can we get some new material here?!
Robbie9595
please dont kill off hawkeye, please dont kill off hawkeye,please dont kill off hawkeye,please dont kill off hawkeye
DemSumBigAssRidges
Asgardians aren't God's. It's explained in Thor 1.
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
Bald eagles aren't endangered any more, it's a really great conservation success story actually. Cap gettin' plenty of action.
SemperFiZero
Captain America in wakanda where the metal for his shield is plentiful. No one makes him one lol.
SunnyJLight
Well this is a very D-C-ent Dump.
hulkmad
dahUPeh
ohheckitsshrek
Quality memes right here.
numbonvalium
Marvel movies show more lucidity and planning than Marvel's comics the last 5 years. DC movies need to consult their animated division.
Amesang
DavidELD
apollo1kitten1
Nice dump, love me some Marvel
gweblurker
Yojoo
I sure am glad the "adopted" one made damn sure to tell me multiple times that it was funny.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Are you that one guy who found Portal 2 offensive?
Yojoo
I was just trying to make a joke about the over-use of "look how funny this is" language in some memes. I guess I didn't stick the landing.
DankShitHawk
I like your cat.
LifeIsAnIllusion42
Thanks, he took a lot of training
MrRandom314159
To be fair, Batman isn't a good Marvel hero. He doesn't have any good villains in the entire Marvel universe or any notable allies.
crookednixon
Actually, he's a work of fiction in the Marvel universe (or only exists in Deadpool's nutty ramblings)
TheGoodKingOfImgur
Yeah that last one wasn't marvel related
OtterAvalanche
...yeah, it wasnt. And was clearly labled "cat tax"
TheGoodKingOfImgur
I can't read
bigbrother
#9 bald eagles have been off the endangered list since about 2007. Cap has been on the shagpath, clearly.
LifeIsAnIllusion42
Maybe that’s why stark hates him so much, any one seen pepper?
DatDarthCaedus
Well, he was frozen for almost 70 years before that...
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
So, unlike wendys, his meat was frozen?
shadowmore
#6 killed me. How do people even notice these things?
KBiT
Well Tony did notice the guy playing Gattaca on the Helicarrier bridge, maybe he's just really observant?
GuardsmanMiku
Likely someone paused it to read the shirt the first time it cape up, and as they'd spent enough time looking at it they recognised it later
thekevinshow
Arock77
LifeIsAnIllusion42
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elyk26
I believe you used emojis, emojis appear as four ???? just a heads up
LifeIsAnIllusion42
Thanks, I’m gunna go die in a hole off embarrassment now.
Bibulus
They got along just fine with the Norse gods
UnnecessaryAlgebra
Didn't Yu die of natural causes?
Arock77
I didn't die
gambletron4000
Yu is dead
Mi553
+1 for SG-1
DesignNerd86
thekevinshow
Indeed.
OtterAvalanche
Indeed
holdingtacos
LifeIsAnIllusion42
Very risky indeed...
DasPenetrator
I would link it myself but it was taken down. @TheGif bio
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
charondaboatman
https://2static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_241dbfe1e13ccd85903fe5b6b28a80dd.png
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IGotBannedForTheGIF
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thefireyanus
What is ‘the gif’ for the love of god someone tell me please
thefireyanus
Never mind I never needed to see that
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
For any other curious eyes 1) I’m warning you, you don’t need to know. 2) google “hulk smash black widow gif” it’ll be the top result 3) you
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
were warned.
LincLoud
We've all seen where that leads! :P
jockeyawesomekid
I️ don’t remember the ending could you post the normal gif plz?
66plus3
We demand a sacrifice
lushlikewhoa
Sure I got you..
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IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
They can put some tragic deaths in Infinity War, but God help me, if they kill Hawkeye, I'm done with Marvel.
fulminatrix
Hawkeye is one of my favorites in the comics, but MCU!Hawkeye is so different that I'm mostly at peace with his 80% chance of dying.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
My friend showed me the Clint Barton comic which was pretty cool. I think Hawkeye is cool in that he is able to look over (pardon the pun)
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
the vastness of the adversity and focus on what is important and where his happiness is. That's why I love MCU Hawkeye.
DontTazeMeBrah
Iron Man probably gonna die
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Cap is most likely going to die
DontTazeMeBrah
he extended his contract (altho he could die and comeback with) but this is RDJ last movie under contract and they paying him a shit ton
DontTazeMeBrah
so prob kill him off and bring him back down the road if they need a boost. Also they can't kill off Spidey (since new) so killing off old
DasPenetrator
I'm not even biased here but Marvel is leagues ahead of DC when it comes to planning and execution.
GuardsmanMiku
yeh but thats not exactly saying much.
Roserapaine
DC does better animation than Marvel. Marvel does better Live action movies than DC.
CaptainStevenRogers
As a Marvel fanboy I will 100% agree with you DC animation is on fucking point
Roserapaine
I really wish that DC would give up on the live action and stick to animation. Their LA work usually fall short, even the better works.
Bstone1
That’s because DC rushed out to essentially start with their version of Civil War to cash in. They have built up little to Justice League.
DasPenetrator
Yeah exactly. They rushed Justice League way too much. I don't understand why they didn't release atleast 1 movie on every character first
TheFastpaws
They felt the super bubble would burst before getting there. So rush it before it does & earn max cash kinda thinking.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Also the mix of whedon and snyder was just criminally atrocious. Whedon's cinematography + snyder's vision = ew.
DickDastardly404
The movies are better, but DC’s comics have always had the better storytelling
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Batman has been better, the rest are not great...
thudain
Walt Simonson's run on THOR proves that you need a more accurate word than "always".
DasPenetrator
Marvel movies are way way better but I haven't read many comics so I wouldn't really know but I have heard the same from friends and stuff
BrokeMyFunnyBone
It depends on the hero and the comic. But historically and generally, I agree.
d0o0o0d
....this statement makes me wonder which comics you've been exposed to.
IwishIwereKeithDavid
Dude marvel for like the last 5 years has been ROUGH
DickDastardly404
If I'm being honest, I think I prefer marvel's universe more, but at the top end my favourite comics, purely in terms of what I think are1/2
DickDastardly404
legit, interesting, literary, grown-up, realistic or whatever you want to call it, are all dc. 2/2
grixisbionerd
Marvel also has a much more fleshed out cosmic landscape and pantheon of cosmic entities so they will have more to work with down that path.
SkillCheckStudios
You don't think DC has that stuff?
grixisbionerd
It does but marvels cosmic entities have more exposure. Like galactus, eturnity, lady death, the celestials, the elders and living tribunal.
AxelYamanaka
I raise you bat-mite
grixisbionerd
Yeah you have characters like bat-mite and mr. Mxyzptlk, but those characters dont seem to have much purpose beyond foiling bat/superman.
AxelYamanaka
Yeah? And Ego didn't serve much purpose other than foiling Star Lord. Point is, DC has a cosmology at least equal to Marvel
grixisbionerd
Actually ego is much more interesting in comics than in the film and he actually first apeared in thor comics so not really the same at all.
SkillCheckStudios
I...... disagree
WillTheFifth
Is that you Tommy Wiseau?
SkillCheckStudios
Oh hai, Will
iamcatbug95
That's your bias speaking.
SkillCheckStudios
Yeah, kinda.
codayop
SkillCheckStudios
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SkillCheckStudios
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Fredders
You can disagree all you want but the numbers don't lie.
SkillCheckStudios
Well Marvel is also way ahead in their phases. They're about finish phase 3. DC is barely done with the first phase.
DasPenetrator
You can't cut them slack simply bc they're coming out with more movies later. "Oh the next movie will make this last one better"
SkillCheckStudios
I mean sure, they'll probably never outsell MCU, but it doesn't mean their movies won't sell better when their story unfolds more.
thesmelge
Yes, but most of the first phase Marvel films were ok to good. DC has managed about 1.5 good films.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Yeah, but they were mostly only just ok. They were by in large pretty mediocre. Decent start with a terrible finish was their m.o.
SkillCheckStudios
Again, I........ disagree. But whatever, that's my bias talking.