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Feb 9, 2017 1:08 AM
inferno102
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hejjhajj
how do you do that while sleeping?
PickleMorty
Ill sleep next to you op
w4nder3r
There should be snuggle hotels.
FreeFloatingFullTorsoVaporousApparition
guysimconfused
I guess I'll give that a go tonight, let me fill my bottle up.
itsfuckingcoldherealways
I do this with a really long pillow. You are not alone @op
UnhelpfulAnswers
OP is trying to simulate an erect penis pressed against their back
CommanderCaribou
Thanks for the advice
AlllyCat
I do the same op, even if I'm not lonely, it's comforting
iDrinkIsleLays
i kick my s.o. out to the couch due to excessive heating
GiantBeer4me
Get a dog, like tomorrow.
ClassicFrank
This.
atsomepointidid
Aw this made me sad. I miss my dog sleeping with me. I guess I'll try the water bottle thing.
stormySCRATCH
I slip a heating pad into my pillow and hug it at night. It been so long that I really remember what the real thing feels like anymore lol.
Kruptcy
This also works when you're backpacking and it gets colder than your sleeping bag is rated for.
indyjones2010
You smell better when you're awake.... ;)
englebertfistybuns
I feel ya, my cat leans against my back. Keeps the loneliness at bay.
SierraTM
My cat used to sleep all stretched out with her belly against my back. So cozy.
MicentennialBan
Throw a pillow in the dryer
Analyst3292
littleoldcatlady
:(
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
I sleep with a teddy bear. 23 yo woman. Luckily the boyfriend doesn't mind when I'm staying with him, but gosh-golly darn, I fucking need it
Gottabeginger
FlyingSeaMan509
tortfeasor
That's unrealistic. Instead, rig a winch to randomly steal the blankets in the middle of the night so you wake up cold.
tortfeasor
For bonus points freeze a water bottle and put it next to you so it can roll into the small of your back at 3 am, simulating a spouse's foot
thatdudethatslonely
Damn man, I feel your pain, I'm almost 28 and I've never shared a bed with a girl, yikes... pretty pathetic
PrincessWasabi
Nah you're not pathetic !! You are awesome and don't you forget it
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
Naw, you shouldn't feel like its pathetic.
MaxamillionX72
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
PuppysGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
Damn I should try this
SirSparblington
i like sleeping with nothing on my back - no boss,, gf, crippling debt, etc.
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
YES!
TheArtOfKintsukuroi
Yeah same here, too bad that can't happen right?
gakio12
Well I wouldn't like my boss sleeping on my back, next to me though...
SirSparblington
you're hired!
2up1down
A hot water bottle? Are you Moe, Larry, or Curly?
MannyThomas
Male or female I will snuggle you. I will snuggle you hard
isoversharing
I use an electric heating pad.
stagejay
Me too! I thought I was the only one
inferno102
May have to upgrade to that soon
isoversharing
It doesn't have the rubber smell, and mine turns off after an hour.
BarfTittiesGalore
That's quite possibly the loneliest thing I've ever heard. I'm sorry. I'll snuggle with you
ACatNamedVirtute
Tonight I got drunk and talked with my friend on skype about 3 separate times I missed cues from a girl when we were in 8th grade. I'm 24.
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
Leguna
Me too
AllThingsNinja
lol your username goes with the comment in a pretty hilarious way
inferno102
Thank you
probshouldntsayitbut
Howsabout this one: sometimes I only shave one leg so when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a man
HandsomeJack19
As a swimmer, I have to ask, which leg is the man's?
probshouldntsayitbut
Hellooooo hairless
HandsomeJack19
But as a swimmer I shave my legs as well. Also, I'm lying.
getschwiftyatthrifty2
Same here. Big or little spoon.
TheDeathcone
Both
BarfTittiesGalore
FUCK YOU, I SAW HIM FIRST.
getschwiftyatthrifty2
*little Mexican girl commercial about taco shells reference* porque no los dos?
MarvinTheManicDepressiveRobot
Hotato
Thanks for that. That gif was perfect
happenedtomeonce
Wait...why do we think OP is a guy?
BarfTittiesGalore
DON'T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME
happenedtomeonce
WELL MAYBE I WANT TO SNUGGLE TOO!!