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I shanked the shark but I didn't shoot the deputy
Jun 30, 2017 9:04 AM
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Jinxies
No blame on the diver there .. but that poor shark! He just wanted a nibble!
Velociraptorex
The tags on this are great "I shanked the shark but I didn't shoot the deputy"
mynewcharacter
I thought we were looking up at a stormy sky. Then a shark God came from the heavens and attacked earth. Thanks scuba god for saving us
theitinerantnaturalist
Poor sharks
smoulds
Not only would i have shit my pants, i would have shit the pants of anybody near me.
Techtronic
Get out of my pants
adoptedturt1e
I thought I was looking at the sky ... fair to say I was rather confused when a sky-shark started swimming at me
Burner72
Incoming sharknado ????
Allworknoplay82
They later made up.
Rustyspoonsforcara
I love Ocean Ramsey!
Leithoa
And that's why you don't leave your catch hanging in the water while you keep fishing.
Knightendae
That poor shark
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle poor shark
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Poor beastie...
ComeBurnMe
jgjohn02
Spear fishing is a scam! This shark is hired by the shop to make you buy a speargun!
Paragon19
gtfo the water
railgap
NEver going in the water again without a bang stick, maybe two.
squirrelkng
I just shit my bed
SierraTM
Go big or go home.
InspectorFrankDrebin
Not only the bed...
Isthe4thtimethecharm
No I did that to you. Sorry about that but shitting in someone else's bed is the only way I can do it anymore.
briskovich
Not because of this gif though...
themonkeyboy04
Me too but I'm in the toilet so is ok
jigslinger
Me too! We're shitrbuddies!!!
themonkeyboy04
yeeey
Malensku
How did you shit in his bed if you're on the toilet?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsqABAQLjs
pukeachew
I just showed this to a friend at work, I will never understand how people don't cry laughing at this.
apsck12
This is the first thing I thought of, you beat me to it +1
thislooksfun
Me too. Such a great ad
Buckbeak1486
You misspelled your second tag, @goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain.
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
That I did and I have been quite aware since I pushed submit post. No edit, no ragrets.
ThatOneSmilingGuy
This gif was more exciting than the entirety of 47 meters below.
ChaleMurphy
Lemon shark, or tiger shark. Dude are the douches of the ocean. Poor Animal but great reaction time on the diver.
ThatRelevance
Does anyone get foot cramps when you use flippers?
RidiculousButCurrentlyRelevantAndWittyUsername
If you do the fins are the wrong size most likely. Your foot should be relaxed in the fin and use your thigh muscles to swim.
ThatRelevance
... So my life is a lie?
Lumpy2Toucan
great tags
ledbar
*shoot
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
Only one o when butthole is clenched
MurphyPandorasLawBox
PickIes
Nice save.
YsmahelyFilho
It's relative
ledbar
Touche! "I shot the sheriff. Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah! I - I (shot the sheriff) - But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah!"
YsmahelyFilho
Yare yare daze...
ReallyFastSloth
Just started playing Depth, so many jump scares, so awesome
GlaurungTheMighty
On steam?
ReallyFastSloth
Yeah, now it's 5euros
dadjokes
I just bought it. I have a HUGE fear of the deep ocean so this should be a great time...
ReallyFastSloth
it is!
pudgychicken
is it good?
MrKaizer
Decent playing alone, great with friends.
pudgychicken
ooh okay I might get it
BrianTheImpaler
So... The shark's going to be ok, right?
FistFart
Good thing i was already on the throne of gods.
MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowM
Poor Shark
okayfineillstoplurking
Literally the shark wasn't there one second, and feet away from him the next
Knightendae
That poor shark
Hotord
Stop going in the ocean, thats were they live.
baldewok
I miss spearfishing so much. A bite of an exciting moment there but where is the sport without that.
Ashilino
You sound gnarly
10tacles
What about golf?
YarndNiptoll
You sir are a fucking loon
baldewok
I dunno. The whole point is to get on their turf and hunt with their rules. Nothing unusual in apex predator trying to take a chomp.
postyoa28
Another spearo on imgur? Never thought I would see the day. New England dirty water diver here.
baldewok
Mediterranean
imshibagel
Me too!!! Connecticut
wadatahmydamie
Or as fish call it, violent home invasion
imshibagel
K
glutenfreetoast
Yeah no lion fish can fuck right off of the Americas.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
So what grocery store do you buy your meat from?
wadatahmydamie
Western Meat Market on Lombard in Portland. Home of the $4.50 ribeye.
Ashilino
Portlands cool, when i was travelling through there this fucking building exploded. Was fucked up
wadatahmydamie
(You guys, calm down, it's a joke, just like vegetarianism)
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
That's my boy
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
This is probably the best place for you to shit your self
ZanarkandAbes
Exactly. Your fear will attract more animals.
TeddyBearHeaven
Shitting in a wetsuit sounds like a terrible idea
PandaWaffleking
Especially a depth with compression...
swedishmetalhead
What did the diver do to piss the shark off?
ISupportYourViews
He killed his father.
ribbuwo
It looked like food
TraceOfHumanity
Shark was probably after whatever fish the diver had previously speared, or was just being a shark (bite first, ask questions never).
10tacles
Biting is how sharks ask questions. "What is this is this food? *NOM* nope, not food."
Leithoa
The guy's an idiot & has his catch strung up in the water. Basically chumming the water. 100% avoidable
JupitersWitch
I think he was waiting to catch a shark. The spear gun is no accident.
Leithoa
No, he was fishing on a reef for regular fish but left his catch in the water, attracting the shark. Its an old vid
JupitersWitch
You obviously have previous knowledge of the post. I don't.
swedishmetalhead
Nah, looks like an accident to me.
ISupportYourViews
Serious question: What's the proper thing to do? Go up and take each fish to the boat as you catch it?
swedishmetalhead
If you're in shark waters or do not know if you're in shark waters, then yes.
Leithoa
Yeah. This guy is free diving so he's going up anyway & then he tied them to the side of his boat.