Legendary Hair Advice for Legendary Imgurians

Mar 2, 2016 1:10 AM

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Old Spice here, and it feels good to be back! Did you miss us? Would it be so wrong to admit we missed you more? We’re ready to share more manly advice with cautionary examples of some hair rights and wrongs. Spring has sprung, and weddings are popping up just as fast as selfies on Christmas Day, so we want you looking your best. Inspired by the O.G.s, and with help from some familiar faces at the Imgur office, we’re pleased to present the Do’s, Don’ts, and Please Don’ts of hair. We know you have it in you. And on you. Let’s do this.

DO try to give it the, “I didn’t try” look

You know, the glance that says, “I rolled out of bed like this.” Do that. It can take just a few minutes to look like you just got off a boat in Catalina with a windswept, salt water-sprayed wave in your locks and all of a sudden you're a male model. It’s the right level of casual that also says “I do…care” at a wedding.

DON'T go overboard with product

Hair should look natural, not tortured into immobility. And no one wants to see your pomade melting down your forehead at a late afternoon wedding reception. Start with a dime-size amount and work that in. Pause. Look. Adjust. Admire. Remember, less is more here.

PLEASE DON'T upstage the bride

Your Brother of Dragons tresses are a natural wonder. No one grows their hair out like you do. But! Over-styling is not your friend on someone else’s wedding day. A tidy man bun or something to gently tame your locks is all you need.

Now You Can Be As Glamorous As This Cat

We can't promise hair perfection, but we’re here to push your attractiveness to the smellimit with Old Spice styling products. If you want more Old Spice Hair, check out our newest video.

Special thanks to Imgur product designer @montypython004, who lent his fabulous mane to the shoot.

Even Old Spice knows to Cat tax

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the giant tiger, @OP. I literally give it a hug every night before I go to bed. I'm a grown man but I love it with childlike glee

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

the thumbnail sucked me in. i thought he was ryan reynolds. not disappointed though.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think more guys should rock it like in #4. It looks really pretty.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That updo is fabulous.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry OldSpice, nothing can make me as glamorous as that fucking cat.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can vouch. I'm a big fan of old spice hair products.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

He has hair. Nice hair.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't mind being upstaged by that man at my wedding. He would just need to do my hair, too

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My god, that man is magnificent. Completely upstages the Bride.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Hes like the ryan reynolds of old spice.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

thats how you do an ad....

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That man brings the "spice" to Old Spice

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I can't stop watching the third gif

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I fucking love these

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is confusing. It's an ad. But it's a great post. With a fabulous cat tax.... what- what do I do?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think @montypython004 needs to accessorize. v

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

this guys a low budget Ryan Reynolds

10 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

I thought Ryan Reynolds was a low budget Ryan Reynolds?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

ryan reynolds is a low budget me is what i think you meant

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Attractive and funny. Let me guess, hung like a horse as well! Fuck I'm jealous... lol

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

3 cheers for @montypython0004! You, sir, are brave.

10 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 4

@montypython004

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(I love your username! :D )

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And really hot :|

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Quite!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How I feel readying through all these comments:

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This Ryan Reynolds-Joseph Gordon Levitt lovechild is absolutely fabulous

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your model is awesome. Carry on.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

long haired ryan reynolds.

10 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

Sick burn bro.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

He's a mix of Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Markiplier

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a hockey fan, he looks like Duncan Keith to me..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wrong-reared high-end hen holds

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

aaaaaahhh!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

i will be signing autographs as 'low budget ryan reynolds' for those interested

10 years ago | Likes 707 Dislikes 3

I do not see the appeal of Ryan Reynolds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

seriously? I'm a perfectly straight man and I can totally see the appeal of Ryan Reynolds!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha, I'd forgotten this comment. Clearly, Imgur agrees, from the downvoting. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You look like markiplier.. its uncanny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also do you ship to the west coast?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The resemblance is almost uncanny. It's practically canny.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You had me at the unwavering eye contact...... well done, sir.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one, too! Your hair is great. :)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Interested! Will you ship to the east coast??

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

would.....would you sign other things?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As long as the headshot is of the perfect Brother of Dragons tresses so I can learn your ways.

10 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

I've always referred to Sam Bradford (the NFL quarterback) as a low-budget Ryan Reynolds

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIBS!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to hold you to that. Either next time I'm at HQ, or they have my address and can mail it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You look great, and very Ryan Reynolds like, but with less doucheyness. Is that a word?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In person? I'd sign up for that :p

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*interested*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "don't upstage the bride" one looks like a cross between Ryan Reynolds and Jennifer Lawrence.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I'd pay to see that combination.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You look like Zach McGowan and Ryan Reynold's test tube chimera offspring.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post is good and all, but it just isn't the same without Terry Crews.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 8

They're trying their best.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Terry's my favorite Old Spice guy... but maybe not the dude for a hair product campaign :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i am the new terry crews, get used to it

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I am the captain now.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Blashpemy! His masculine nipple bounces will go down in the annals of history!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?! That updo is amazing!

10 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 3

Work that updo!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't wear white at someone else's wedding and you don't upstage the bride's hair...even if you're a dude.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He pulls that off so damn well..

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What's updo?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I duno. Whats updo with you?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I hadn't just gotten a Lob, I would try that on myself!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a simple style that has been glamorized

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Try to get my hair to do that and you'll reconsider your definition of "simple."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the butterfly clip that really pulls the whole look together.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ok. That man is very attractive. Also, his hair is ballin. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmy7n31RrY1qbqc9ko1_500.gif

10 years ago | Likes 425 Dislikes 3

If you care, my hair is IDENTICAL to his. But I don't have a beard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd give his face a test ride!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What an amazing comment. :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call second

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'll be sad to know that he has a lovely girlfriend

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not surprised. I'm NOT seething with jealousy. But for real, that's good. :)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

;)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And that's me in this gif :(...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

False. It's @montypython004. Unless you're holding a fan.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's Voldemort, actually. Get yo memes right, gurl.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol I thought you meant the gif in the actual post. Hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8/10 would not bang as im straight male but would still consider.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

$20 is $20

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He give ya a tingle in your dingle?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

no..

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

maybe

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Anyone else try to figure out if either the man holding the light or the fan is part of the imgur team?

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

they all are! on the left is @officialimguraffe, in the middle is @montypython004, and the right is @lilmax

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

HI FRIEND! :D

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man, you have ImgurHandle-to-face recognition game that far surpasses my own. Thanks for the info!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i work here too :D

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

...I would imagine that helps!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We are! That is a fairly old image :(

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm going to pretend not to be totally cowed by a response from an imgur team member... Do you all have less dated photos, or corporate bios

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

omg....@TheMQ responded to me....life=complete....*Shaking*...i love you...DAMN IT TOO SOON....

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:42 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was referencing, you are my favourite

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

best I got right now:

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That pika-blew me away! What a fantastic gif!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That looks like an incredible team, making my job seem even more boring. Damn it

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best team 5evar

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0