Dogs in America

Nov 3, 2022 10:25 PM

rihannaorserena

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No one cares as long as the dog lives, dummy.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

If god showed up with my dad and my old dog and told me to choose one to have back, dad would’ve be pissed at how long I took to pick.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The set up for this makes me want to double down, tbh. "Of course didn't care about your dad, he was the first line of a perceived joke, (1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't have said a word about dad in that situation out of respect, not knowing how he was grieving. Feel like he used humor to guilt

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So many crazy dog people in the comments.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if his dad's name was Bront, we would care.

3 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

Movie studio got lots of angry letters about the dogs killed in "A Fish Called Wanda" but not a single letter about the old lady.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's because I like my animals more than I like most people. Including a majority of my family.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

My dad died of cancer. Seen many dogs die. I cared @ both. This is more about setting up the joke then implying dog died of sadness. Eh.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re not all good dads, Bront.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He told a whole sweet story about the dog but the man wasn't given any context. No shit people don't react when you just say a statement.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... He's not wrong though. But yeah, dogs are better than people. You know why? DOGS DON'T HIRE LAWYERS !

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure his father lived a long fulfilling life as a human. Who got to understand things and express his feelings.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs don't get that kind of luxury, their existence as the best has serious downsides. It's normal to feel more sad for their passing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real punchline was cut away... cause there was no dog... he made it up to prove his point xD

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs are the best people :)

3 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 9

Dogs aren't better than people, they're just easier.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they do not suck

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*audience members gets up on stage to hug him* Him: "Get the fuck away from me I'm in the middle of a bit!"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't know what kind of person his das was. But I know for sure that the dog was a good boy.

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Ya but no one deserves to die of cancer. Well maybe like Trump and his cronies.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And Putin and Xi and Kim... But I agree with you. I didn't mean to say his dad might have deserved the cancer.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Dogs

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sort of like the beginning of John Wick

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name of the comedian?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Mick Thomas

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Silence when you're just starting to tell a story that sounds like you're going somewhere with it is respect, you react at the 'point'/end

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The set up for this makes me want to double down, tbh. "Of course didn't care about your dad, he was the first line of a perceived joke, (1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ignorant that you made his irrelevance a punchline" or something, but I respond negatively to attempts at guilt. And I'm more a cat fan. (2

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We all know the worst thing to happen in John Wick is when the dog dies...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Most justified homicidal rage reason, ever.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct. I still don't give a shit about his dad.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're all good dads, Bron- NOT THE JUMPER CABLES AGAIN, PLEASE! D:

3 years ago | Likes 432 Dislikes 2

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3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Sick reference bro

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

References on point

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I thino it's pretty clear from our society that humans don't give a fuck about humans.

3 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 6

I definitely love my dogs more than all but a couple people

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

To be fair a lot of humans are horrible...

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

If humans were as good as animals are, we probably would care more.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Maybe humans wouldn't be so shit if we didn't treat them so bad?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Have you seen what Orcas do for fun?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They’re the humans of the cetacean world. Dicks to a one.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Appropriate response while you talk about your dead parent onstage: Respectful silence, giving you your space to speak, with a dash of

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

apprehension as to how well you'll hold it together. Appropriate response to a pet dying: Unrestricted empathy for pet and owner, as it is

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

one of the hardships of life that we must face multiple times - unlike the loss of a parent, which is much more impactful in it's uniqueness

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a trick he is using to beat up the audience. Not funny. Kinda gross, actually.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought the punchline was going to be something of the effect of “the following day my mother was put away for murder and animal abuse”

3 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 9

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Chris Titus has an amazing act of comedy about his mom actually killing his dad. Underrated comic.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was a different husband since when Titus' mom killed herself it was his dad who called to tell him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. I just know the act was beyond original and extremely daring. The darkest of comedy executed brilliantly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the Jeselnik fan!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the audience were waiting for the joke to drop. All he's said so far was "my dad died"....and...?

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 9

the joke is that they reacted to the dog dying and not the dad.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Correct, so no real punchline

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 24

That IS the punchline. The setup is a misdirect.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I...I know, but I was referring to the comment chain, we know that WAS the joke, still left wanting a real punchline

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I get it, but also they reacted to the heartwarming anecdote about the dog's death imo. Which is how he set it up.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

yes because it's a joke

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you saying he set up and then executed on a joke? ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He did, but the punchline is kind of comparing apples to oranges. Basically, I'm demonstrating how fun I can be at parties.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0