Nov 3, 2022 10:25 PM
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ReluctantSir
No one cares as long as the dog lives, dummy.
jamespibook2
If god showed up with my dad and my old dog and told me to choose one to have back, dad would’ve be pissed at how long I took to pick.
Rheios
The set up for this makes me want to double down, tbh. "Of course didn't care about your dad, he was the first line of a perceived joke, (1
MrAndyPuppy
I wouldn't have said a word about dad in that situation out of respect, not knowing how he was grieving. Feel like he used humor to guilt
TychoTychoAlba
So many crazy dog people in the comments.
iamnotadogkaren
Maybe if his dad's name was Bront, we would care.
seehemewe
Movie studio got lots of angry letters about the dogs killed in "A Fish Called Wanda" but not a single letter about the old lady.
georgedragonslayer
It's because I like my animals more than I like most people. Including a majority of my family.
andaction
My dad died of cancer. Seen many dogs die. I cared @ both. This is more about setting up the joke then implying dog died of sadness. Eh.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
They’re not all good dads, Bront.
IdontwanttobeanyoneWhydoihavetobe
He told a whole sweet story about the dog but the man wasn't given any context. No shit people don't react when you just say a statement.
mygodhasabiggerdick
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... He's not wrong though. But yeah, dogs are better than people. You know why? DOGS DON'T HIRE LAWYERS !
JustAGamerDreamin
I'm sure his father lived a long fulfilling life as a human. Who got to understand things and express his feelings.
Dogs don't get that kind of luxury, their existence as the best has serious downsides. It's normal to feel more sad for their passing.
MizuDoragon
The real punchline was cut away... cause there was no dog... he made it up to prove his point xD
ImmortalChild
Dogs are the best people :)
Dogs aren't better than people, they're just easier.
BurningVeryImportantThings
they do not suck
RydWolf
*audience members gets up on stage to hug him* Him: "Get the fuck away from me I'm in the middle of a bit!"
baconandmorebacon
Well, I don't know what kind of person his das was. But I know for sure that the dog was a good boy.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Ya but no one deserves to die of cancer. Well maybe like Trump and his cronies.
And Putin and Xi and Kim... But I agree with you. I didn't mean to say his dad might have deserved the cancer.
Frederf
*Dogs
BigBuckeyeZ
Sort of like the beginning of John Wick
pandasmakemehappy
Name of the comedian?
perseJeesus
Mick Thomas
Talori
Silence when you're just starting to tell a story that sounds like you're going somewhere with it is respect, you react at the 'point'/end
ignorant that you made his irrelevance a punchline" or something, but I respond negatively to attempts at guilt. And I'm more a cat fan. (2
GifThief
We all know the worst thing to happen in John Wick is when the dog dies...
bippityboppitybuttsex
Most justified homicidal rage reason, ever.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Correct. I still don't give a shit about his dad.
Metallica93
They're all good dads, Bron- NOT THE JUMPER CABLES AGAIN, PLEASE! D:
darthinebriated
screwdriverone
SirJimmothy
whitefoxkei
Gestalt7
Omnipotence0
Sick reference bro
feedusfetus
References on point
SpeedyCerviche
I thino it's pretty clear from our society that humans don't give a fuck about humans.
iDrinkDrano
I definitely love my dogs more than all but a couple people
SecondSince
To be fair a lot of humans are horrible...
boxak
If humans were as good as animals are, we probably would care more.
Maybe humans wouldn't be so shit if we didn't treat them so bad?
insertwittyjoke
Have you seen what Orcas do for fun?
They’re the humans of the cetacean world. Dicks to a one.
ThePsychAutist
Appropriate response while you talk about your dead parent onstage: Respectful silence, giving you your space to speak, with a dash of
apprehension as to how well you'll hold it together. Appropriate response to a pet dying: Unrestricted empathy for pet and owner, as it is
one of the hardships of life that we must face multiple times - unlike the loss of a parent, which is much more impactful in it's uniqueness
This is a trick he is using to beat up the audience. Not funny. Kinda gross, actually.
NothingToAdd
Thought the punchline was going to be something of the effect of “the following day my mother was put away for murder and animal abuse”
rbudrick
Chris Titus has an amazing act of comedy about his mom actually killing his dad. Underrated comic.
Klnwltrnk
Pretty sure that was a different husband since when Titus' mom killed herself it was his dad who called to tell him.
Maybe. I just know the act was beyond original and extremely daring. The darkest of comedy executed brilliantly.
OrionJC
Found the Jeselnik fan!
SleepyKitten
Yeah, the audience were waiting for the joke to drop. All he's said so far was "my dad died"....and...?
n0n53n53
the joke is that they reacted to the dog dying and not the dad.
vicvalour
Correct, so no real punchline
AceBandito
That IS the punchline. The setup is a misdirect.
I...I know, but I was referring to the comment chain, we know that WAS the joke, still left wanting a real punchline
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
I get it, but also they reacted to the heartwarming anecdote about the dog's death imo. Which is how he set it up.
yes because it's a joke
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Are you saying he set up and then executed on a joke? ?
He did, but the punchline is kind of comparing apples to oranges. Basically, I'm demonstrating how fun I can be at parties.
ReluctantSir
No one cares as long as the dog lives, dummy.
jamespibook2
If god showed up with my dad and my old dog and told me to choose one to have back, dad would’ve be pissed at how long I took to pick.
Rheios
The set up for this makes me want to double down, tbh. "Of course didn't care about your dad, he was the first line of a perceived joke, (1
MrAndyPuppy
I wouldn't have said a word about dad in that situation out of respect, not knowing how he was grieving. Feel like he used humor to guilt
TychoTychoAlba
So many crazy dog people in the comments.
iamnotadogkaren
Maybe if his dad's name was Bront, we would care.
seehemewe
Movie studio got lots of angry letters about the dogs killed in "A Fish Called Wanda" but not a single letter about the old lady.
georgedragonslayer
It's because I like my animals more than I like most people. Including a majority of my family.
andaction
My dad died of cancer. Seen many dogs die. I cared @ both. This is more about setting up the joke then implying dog died of sadness. Eh.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
They’re not all good dads, Bront.
IdontwanttobeanyoneWhydoihavetobe
He told a whole sweet story about the dog but the man wasn't given any context. No shit people don't react when you just say a statement.
mygodhasabiggerdick
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... He's not wrong though. But yeah, dogs are better than people. You know why? DOGS DON'T HIRE LAWYERS !
JustAGamerDreamin
I'm sure his father lived a long fulfilling life as a human. Who got to understand things and express his feelings.
JustAGamerDreamin
Dogs don't get that kind of luxury, their existence as the best has serious downsides. It's normal to feel more sad for their passing.
MizuDoragon
The real punchline was cut away... cause there was no dog... he made it up to prove his point xD
ImmortalChild
Dogs are the best people :)
TychoTychoAlba
Dogs aren't better than people, they're just easier.
BurningVeryImportantThings
they do not suck
RydWolf
*audience members gets up on stage to hug him* Him: "Get the fuck away from me I'm in the middle of a bit!"
baconandmorebacon
Well, I don't know what kind of person his das was. But I know for sure that the dog was a good boy.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Ya but no one deserves to die of cancer. Well maybe like Trump and his cronies.
baconandmorebacon
And Putin and Xi and Kim... But I agree with you. I didn't mean to say his dad might have deserved the cancer.
Frederf
*Dogs
BigBuckeyeZ
Sort of like the beginning of John Wick
pandasmakemehappy
Name of the comedian?
perseJeesus
Mick Thomas
Talori
Silence when you're just starting to tell a story that sounds like you're going somewhere with it is respect, you react at the 'point'/end
Rheios
The set up for this makes me want to double down, tbh. "Of course didn't care about your dad, he was the first line of a perceived joke, (1
Rheios
ignorant that you made his irrelevance a punchline" or something, but I respond negatively to attempts at guilt. And I'm more a cat fan. (2
GifThief
We all know the worst thing to happen in John Wick is when the dog dies...
bippityboppitybuttsex
Most justified homicidal rage reason, ever.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Correct. I still don't give a shit about his dad.
Metallica93
They're all good dads, Bron- NOT THE JUMPER CABLES AGAIN, PLEASE! D:
darthinebriated
screwdriverone
SirJimmothy
whitefoxkei
Gestalt7
Omnipotence0
Sick reference bro
feedusfetus
References on point
SpeedyCerviche
I thino it's pretty clear from our society that humans don't give a fuck about humans.
iDrinkDrano
I definitely love my dogs more than all but a couple people
SecondSince
To be fair a lot of humans are horrible...
boxak
If humans were as good as animals are, we probably would care more.
SpeedyCerviche
Maybe humans wouldn't be so shit if we didn't treat them so bad?
insertwittyjoke
Have you seen what Orcas do for fun?
boxak
They’re the humans of the cetacean world. Dicks to a one.
ThePsychAutist
Appropriate response while you talk about your dead parent onstage: Respectful silence, giving you your space to speak, with a dash of
ThePsychAutist
apprehension as to how well you'll hold it together. Appropriate response to a pet dying: Unrestricted empathy for pet and owner, as it is
ThePsychAutist
one of the hardships of life that we must face multiple times - unlike the loss of a parent, which is much more impactful in it's uniqueness
ThePsychAutist
This is a trick he is using to beat up the audience. Not funny. Kinda gross, actually.
NothingToAdd
Thought the punchline was going to be something of the effect of “the following day my mother was put away for murder and animal abuse”
georgedragonslayer
rbudrick
Chris Titus has an amazing act of comedy about his mom actually killing his dad. Underrated comic.
Klnwltrnk
Pretty sure that was a different husband since when Titus' mom killed herself it was his dad who called to tell him.
rbudrick
Maybe. I just know the act was beyond original and extremely daring. The darkest of comedy executed brilliantly.
OrionJC
Found the Jeselnik fan!
NothingToAdd
SleepyKitten
Yeah, the audience were waiting for the joke to drop. All he's said so far was "my dad died"....and...?
n0n53n53
the joke is that they reacted to the dog dying and not the dad.
vicvalour
Correct, so no real punchline
AceBandito
That IS the punchline. The setup is a misdirect.
vicvalour
I...I know, but I was referring to the comment chain, we know that WAS the joke, still left wanting a real punchline
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
I get it, but also they reacted to the heartwarming anecdote about the dog's death imo. Which is how he set it up.
n0n53n53
yes because it's a joke
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Are you saying he set up and then executed on a joke? ?
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
He did, but the punchline is kind of comparing apples to oranges. Basically, I'm demonstrating how fun I can be at parties.