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Waving my arms around with my pants around my ankles trying to get it to turn back on.
Mar 17, 2017 6:04 AM
jigsaw0098
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Waving my arms around with my pants around my ankles trying to get it to turn back on.
patstoffy
Achievement unlocked
fuckingtnuc
Throw some wadded up toilet paper at the sensor
bteezy
Been there.. I only know it's time to leave when my legs fall asleep.
jigsaw0098
I like to wait until the are completely asleep and numb and then stand up and get the needle like feeling in your legs and feet
PhoneticSpeller
Spirit animal status: FOUND
jigsaw0098
You're welcome
RancidRance
I read this as it happened to me.
jigsaw0098
Its an uproar
amri1337
I usally manage a good 30min 'Imgur break' a day. Our lights havnt turned off yet... Challenge accepted !
jigsaw0098
Keep on going
DigitalDystopia
i'm sitting here now waiting for this exact moment
jigsaw0098
Wait
ShadowFeng
Chuck a roll of toilet paper over the stall to turn them back on! There are memes to be had!
jigsaw0098
Make a meme about it then!
TallScratch
This happened where I work. The guy walked out to activate the lights with his pants down as the company owner walked in!
FriendlyAggressor
putthatbackfromwhereitcamefrom
Next time just wait in there n wen next person comes lift ur legs b quiet until they go n2 stall scream as loud as u can n run out
DukeBravo
Make a noise, most are noise activated as well as motion.
jigsaw0098
Rip ass real loud
DukeBravo
Yea that could work
IReallyWonder
Amateur.... It'd better be your first day there....
jigsaw0098
Psh. Possibly
LAGomez
Right! I just lean a little forward while sitting down.
Ionlycommentcrap
Crap
BavarianGuy
Colleague was locked in with alarm active for 45 minutes until he moved enough to trigger the alarm. In his defense, hes a webprogrammer and
BavarianGuy
his hands where shielded from the motion detector by his monitors, but still an accomplishment.
thesnow
8 minutes for mine
jigsaw0098
It needs to stop
thesnow
One time someone walked in as I was flailing my arms outside the stall door to trigger the motion sensor.
mikeyunderscored
At my former workplace the greedy owner had them set to something like 2 minutes... :D
jigsaw0098
Hes a dick
Oggerschummer
TheKraz
Happens to me all the time. I have to turn on my flashlight and wave my phone in the air for them to come back on. Lol
jigsaw0098
Smart
shalajarias
Happened to me too, unfortunatly the sensors are outside of the door in the hall so I can't just get up to get the lights on again :')
jigsaw0098
Weeeeellllllll you couldddd
shalajarias
Well.. yes.. but I am already the odd duck at work and that would make it even more weird..
jigsaw0098
Just own it my good friend
renani
First time on imgur, huh?
jigsaw0098
Nope. Made it to front page on my first post
Codered97
Dude... that just happened to me too like 10 minutes ago.
jigsaw0098
Its a real struggle people have
TheReverendCowboy
This happens to me ever day, 3 times a day if i had curry the night before.
jigsaw0098
Happens atleast 6 times a night for me
KlaatuVaradaNicto
jigsaw0098
More
somellama
wad up some toilet paper with a strand trailing, then send it flying over the wall, it will trip the light back on. your welcome.
jigsaw0098
Youre a genius
somellama
necessity is the mother of invention ;)
Spaid47Trey57
This very same thing has happened to me before
jigsaw0098
Struggle
KillingTlme
Time it and get up every 12 minutes (or whatever), wipe and wave your arm over the stall.
jigsaw0098
Ill just set a timer on my phone for now on
KillingTlme
Wiping in the dark or to your phone flashlight sucks.
Sporadicfrog
It's my goal to have the lights go of. So I can browse in total darkness
jigsaw0098
Its scary
Sporadicfrog
The dankness will protect you
HP440MAG
I throw magazines at the sensor.
jigsaw0098
I throw shit
HP440MAG
Damn, Dude!! That's a bit more extreme than I prefer to be.
jigsaw0098
Not me. Savage.
HP440MAG
I'd say so!!
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
One I would use at a factory would turn off after 2 minutes They eventually turned that setting off cuz who the hell takes a two minute dump
soupisforwinners
I do.
BananaForScaIe
Well when you're in the army in basic you only get 7 minutes to shit, shower and shave ... So... Me?
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
That sucks...
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
I know a few people who take ~2min dumps. I cant understand how it is possible!
jigsaw0098
They arent human. Kill them.
bigbootybigfoot
I eat an inhuman amount of broccoli, they call me lightning pooper
jigsaw0098
The hell with that. I was sitting in there atleast 25mins.
PaliQ
We have one that beeps a few seconds before it shuts off. I hear a beep and just wave my arm weirdly to one side.
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
That's way too long!! I've never had a shit that long
jigsaw0098
When you work nightshift. Aint a whole lot else you can do except shit for 20mins
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Your job? Haha I would find a safe place to nap and browse imgur
jigsaw0098
I basically get paid to sit around. Keep an eye on things at my job. And yes. I do nap sometimes. Either that or browsing imgur
DontTrustMyProfessionalOpinion
Do you have a shit job?
jigsaw0098
One could say that