LeapYearGiraffe
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The best birthday present
Oct 10, 2016 2:11 PM
LeapYearGiraffe
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TedTheMan
That young man has had enough of Dad shit already.
TuRtl3s69
Reminds me of how trump got a " small loan of a million dollars " ...this kid is going places
tomanderson35
your son looks like the maintainance manager for our IT department when i tell him the program i wrote has a huge bug.
MCGrigg
I try this and my freind just put it under hit water :/
Goddamnitoldman
I would take the money back with a reaction like that.
BurritoMonkey
It's okay. Those assets can be easily liquidated
RicanHavoc
With your stretched hard earned electric bill cash the blow dryer is about to rip out of your wallet.
IMainReinhardt
But be careful you don't burn through all your cash
ChestHare
Underrated comment right here
Goat81
stellar pun.
sunpirate63
Your son looks like the evil Genius from Dexter's Laboratory
RedWineAndSkyrim
I can still hear the laugh...
sunpirate63
Ah...ha ha....ah..ha ha..ha ha
gayfortrump
Looks like such an ungrateful dick
nasabro
i thought the same thing
GaseousMaximus
This is so old the kids a dad now.
LegoK9
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/56r2zx/literally_it_is_what_you_wanted/d8lo650
runeking884
wtf i know this guy his name is adam i went to school with him
tathrok
Dunno why you got downvoted - here, +1 to even it out
runeking884
this guy just looks like an old friend i went to school with. ironicly we share the same name
halasterblackcloak
Now he is ganna spend it on ice lol look at his face hasn't been that disappointed since ur divorce
nj23dublin
Joke is on you.. he looks like he'll keep you guys in the basement way after your bodies have decomposed
LonelyBrannigan
I mean, money is money. He got what he asked for
CosplayComet
Looks more like warm, soft cash to me.
UnTale
Dad jokes.. the only reason I would have a son for
thefuzziestofbutts
RepublicofTexa
Damn it! JIM!!
thebigmcghee
He's upset...that is more money than I have...I'm 26...shut up
Kaylakliche
I spy a $20 in there. Yep, he's richer than me!
TekPriest1975
!!!Warning!!! Cold hard cash can lead to blunt force head trauma....
LeRyanator
15 years later...
luvas
Well yeah, he fought a war so the new generations could choose to be cushy and weak, not be forced to take up arms and toughen against will
RedWineAndSkyrim
I wouldn't say the new generation is weak tho
mythology333
That is an angry little slytherin
DanTheActualMan
COOL69GUY420ZONE
This is why we can't have safe schools.
iHearGreen
Still taking it
kermie92
That's hilarious, this kid looks like a little shit
ThePoweroftheDarkSide
I got that impression when he asked for cold hard cash instead of just saying money.
NintendoSupport
As a Canadian, I thought this was frozen 20s. Only $20 bills are frozen for canadians
NintendoSupport
*green I MEANT GREEN
DeadnCold
Dad joke of the year right there.
cyriss07
Agreed
damnallusernamesaretaken
Of the year 2006
Wargasim23
Hugh...mungus
TheSteveBuscemi
Humongous wot?!
elisegallow
Yep showed my dad his response was a head nod and said there you have it. Junior asked and looks like he received. Why r u here?
BurgerNippz
Photo's so old that kid's now doing it to his kids.
SalmonSailor
Csn't be that old considering it's a snapchat
Voldemortred
You clearly cant put that textbar on random Images. That would be completely ridiculous
SalmonSailor
With the exact same pixelation as the original image?
Achibot
Careful now, someday you'll want not to be shipped off to a home....
ultrafoo
I always tell my mom that I work hard and have a good job so I can afford a nice home for her when she is old.
TedTheMan
too late.
HighSlayerRalton
Especially now that the kid can afford a home.
KvatchGuard
T#someone inform my dad of this
Firstruleofusernames
maybe by then it will be cold soggy cash.
Beholdthewang
Your hands hurt? Well your back is going to be hurting because you just pulled landscape duty
tomyironmane
SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!!
fistermatic5000
You're in my world now grandma
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Anyone else's fingers hurt?
MissSpelledTattoo
Frozen assets
AmIReal
eeyyyyy
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Well done
orgeezuz
mentalcaries
best answer I have seen in ages
mexicangandalf
You fucking genius haha
MorbidGiraffe
Wellfu
Modern family
Oscill8s
I remember this from an episode of Duck Tales.
Juzcress
Iced lolly
HappyLittleBoozer
Ah yes. I remember all of these responses from the first time this was posted. You know, back when imgur was funny.
AmIReal
eeyyyyy
Triggeredfeminist
Give him an hour and he'll liquidize em
Polaristars
He'll probably blow it all on Steam, though.
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Plasma.
freecreeperhugs
Is that the screen he'll play them on? I'm stretching this one for you.
scribblesocks
But I have Hydrophobia.
PolarBears91
I have a boyfriend
TheDogEnd
This thread is sublime
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
That was just beautiful!
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BreastInspector
I think "liquidate" is a better word, but yes +1
Tikityler
Polaristars
duke605
As a Canadian I would just thaw it out with a hairdryer and yay free money. Plastic money rules
Felchbelcher
As 'MURICANS we have warm enough weather to just put it in a bowl...and wait.
Deshfyre
Don't forget, as a canadian, that will be worth more because we havent had singles in a looong time so it would most likely be a bunch of 5s
tarataqa
As an 'Murican, I was gonna say just piss on it, but yeah hairdryers work too.
Deshfyre
I think you got that saying wrong, its "piss money away" not "piss on the money" XD
uhhMurdok
We don't have plastic money exactly, but it getting soaked means nothing, it can handle it, worst case scenario any bank will exchange it.
uhhMurdok
At 7-11 we took ripped bills all day, slap some scotch tape on and any bank will take it, destroy it, and put that exact amount back.
uhhMurdok
As long as all watermarks and serial numbers remain intact.
TheRealFuckingMeaningOfChristams
Should have asked for a better hair cut.
Treblaine
He can afford one now.
insaneshane501
He going for that Dwight shrute
MrFintastic
AWWW SHIETTTT
meatcactus
Savage
ImSureIHaveAnAccount
"Should have" earns you a +1
tbirdind
The bowl that was use to mold the ice was probably the same one use to template his haircut...
TheRealFuckingMeaningOfChristams
i was waiting for this one +1 to you my good sir
OaksParcel
Or some shampoo.
MissSpaceFace
Eh. When I was a teenager, I could wash my hair in the evening and it would be greasy af when I went to bed the next day. Freaking hormones.
xirolg
that's why you shower in the morning.
KaiHerrera
He's going for that Bill Gates look
emguhraeb
It's the school shooter special they're offering at Hair Cuttery
IseeScrotum