May 16, 2017 9:07 AM
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bridogz
My cat cuddles me, mushes me. Bites my elbow. Settles in for a nap. Farts right at my nose.
Jawsmine
Our dog body-checked me off a sled to "save" me. Anything she considers dangerous she saves us from.
whiskeyvillage
Good grief! Get out of the water, gonna give the doggo a stroke.
NastyWetSmear
What a brave rescue! Thank you, Dog!
NorthernWeirdo
this one was a dog in its past life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5xSHuO0dJI
Murphoid
Good boy
railroadjerk
yup. last summer our guy jumped in even though he was terrified. clawed at my man when he got to him and swam him back. I LOVE DOGS
circlebreaker
"Hey John, yeah we went swimming again... I'll need another life jacket." -swimming guy in GIF probably
klar971
"I"M HELPING!!"
TmlpGfdp
Shit's expensive yo'
MissSiesta
"I will save you. Just... Let's just avoid the water" - dog
mercbrit
Echoes my life story. Tries to do a good thing, inadvertently punctured life vest-thing trying to save drowns.
dkevox
Maybe try some punctuation next time?
CaptainSteveZissou
**hooman always loves his master.
GirlWithTheLittleDog
Aww what a good boy! He is cute <3
SinglePorVida
"SWIM!!! SWIM MAN!!! Ohhh ok ok ok i got ya! I got ya!!!"
CptRobotNinja
Hes so concerned for him oh my god my heart!
Maxitooo
paperclipxx
My cat freaks out like this when I'm in the bath tub
GreenMnM
That rescue though
vsop89
This is no joke for her.
Lock5446
Awwww....
Morellious
We don't deserve dogs.
Ggrievous
Speak for yourself peasant
fistermatic5000
When I was a kid we had a chocolate lab. He'd retrieve anything you threw in the water. Sticks, balls, children, didn't matter.
Paul567
I had a dog that would swim out and bring me back to shore if I got too far.
Nuntius
Wait, you threw children in the water?
GnomeHomo
How else would you give the annual sacrifice to Poseidon?
But Poseidon never required human sacrifice. That was Oceanus. Poor Poseidon :(
lurkvoter
Except the dog kept retrieving the kids and fucking it up, which is why we now have climate change. :(
larskongo
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
That's totally the dudes fault for not being tied off correctly
welcomestranger
That sir, is obviously a cat in disguise.
NoAnyProperUsernameAvailableAnymoreSoEndupwithThisone
The acting tho
onomatopoiea42
Long live the king
Allworknoplay82
"Don't ever let go."
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Shibes are the cats of the dog world.
gingerjess
My Shiba would definitely do this.
zenmaster11
it's
umar2245
He must have been a cat person
Isthe4thtimethecharm
If he wasn't he is now.
TheKindlyOnes
"Now who's a good boy..?"
Dreadric
v
DashLeGrand
This guy's got a whole series of clips of his Shibe being a dick to him
bigbrothersbinary
Shibas are said to be part cat.
IFidgetSpinAndDabOnThemHatersWhileIVapeOnMyHoverboard
Can confirm: I have a friend with a shiba and it's like 90% cat.
theworldlylie
Can confirm I am a Shiba owner.
SarcasticComment
Also, can they co-habitate with cats?
Yes they can mine are best buddies! Although both my cat and dog were pretty young when I got them.
Same.
I'm thinking of getting one in the near future. What is their level of neediness/difficulty
I personally think they aren't too hard if you prepare for them. A Shiba was my first dog and he is a great dog.
They are not good dogs for first time pet owners. They can be stubborn and difficult to train. That being said, I have my second one now.
Ive heard that they are too smart for their own good. Meanwhile my brothers bulldog is stubborn and difficult to train from being a dingdong
CheesyMashedPotatoes
They are escape artists, and ornery. My Shiba Cheddar will grab something she isn't allowed to have and then stare at you until you notice.-
-They are a lot of work, and only social when they want to be. That said, Cheddar is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love her ❤
Aepsy
As a darkie, master makes em uncomfortable. I prefer gaurdian. Its not a big deal to distinguishing between property and family, but...
SwitchPup
At the risk of sounding insensitive, I've always wondered how BDSM works with black and/or interracial couples...like, do they use a
I consider that to be a different matter, because in that circumstance it is the business of the couple to communicate on what they desire.
different vocabulary? Obviously us whiteys don't all use "master" and "sir" either, but our reasoning for not doing so might be different?
There are so many questions (not just about kink) that I genuinely wish I could ask black folks, but the one time I tried (very politely!) I
I mean Im carribean, so dm if you want. I wont tell imgur HR lol
Damnit, I have someone finally willing to answer...and every question that I was thinking of flew out of my head! Lemme get back to you...
got written up at work for "racial insensitivity" even though it happened outside of work, and even though the coworker I asked had agreed
to answer any questions I might have. That's when I learned that your coworkers are not your friends, no matter how friendly. Sigh...
Sejanus1964
How anyone could abuse such loyal creatures simply escapes me.
iAmABlackman
cause its easy
thelastamericano
Some people are born without empathy or abused themselves...sad world we live in sometimes.
LCDC
Nope. She is just a redneck cunt and thinks she is the shit because her husband manages a chain steakhouse. She is trash
mycatToastwasafatasshole
The same people that abuse their children/spouses.
supraman2turbo
Cuz some people are literally worse than hitler
imbitteraboutit
Because its easier to get away with than doing it to huans.
humans*\\
TheCongaHeavy
It's called being Subhuman garbage
AzgarOgly
Dogs can be jerks too. Far more jerks can be people.
railgap
Not all homo sapiens are fully human.
Milchsteak
Not everyone sees dogs the same. Some ppl are just afraid of them and don't see that they're cute.
ImCanadianAndILikeItEh
MmmCookiePoops
Because assholes abuse good people just as much. Kind beings need a world to thwmselves
Asterfix
Some people get dogs thinking they're obedient at birth and refuse to learn how to train them properly.
[deleted]
Youcameheretokillmequestionmark
Not true, the real reason is that some are trained better then others
flayla
I don't know. I trained both my dogs the same and one was super obedient and the other is a little shit. They do have personalities.
Different dogs require different kinds of attention. I had 2 collies. One was very easily trained. The other was a little... special needs..
Yes I completely agree that they have personalities, all I'm saying is that any dog can be trained so that it behaves well
Imnotsurethisisagoodidea
People are asshats
SmellOfMonkey
You said it all
iAML8
Total shit trucks.
TheRoyalDong
Accou
art!
theshrektacularshrek
yoshi
empathy isn't something everybody is capable of
chewybrian
Serious question... Are they wired that way in most cases, or made that way by a poor environment?
Radikar
This is gonna be a bit of text, but here's some insight: I have Asperger's, meaning it's difficult for me to empathize with others. (1/?)
I'm not a terrible person, and I will pet and befriend any dog that comes my way. However, because of my Asperger's, I don't show (2/?)
I suspect that you are the minority. I think most people could put themselves in others shoes, but just were not taught to think like that.
Putting myself in your shoes, I'll bet you are often judged to be giving a message you are not sending. People assume you think like (1/2)
try to help you fix the situation. Sometimes, though, people just need someone to listen, and I recognize that I'm not meant for that. (4/4)
empathy quite the same way that most others do. Rather than be a "shoulder to cry on," instead I am more the type to actively (3/4)
I have a dumbass down the street and she chases her dogs in her car and presses the shock collar button the whole time. I hate her
SarahDactyl82
If the authorities won't do anything, I say stage a heist/rescue mission.
margaretolson
WHAT THE FUCK
impostersquall
thats illegal in most countries
They are now called electronic collars/leashes and there are many groups fighting them but they are still legal. I live in Florida btw.
slyfox001
I would take the batteries out of the collar and rig the button on the remote to a capacitor to shock the crap out of her when pressed.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Report her, bud.
I'm not your buddy, guy
KorporalKittyKampaign
I'm not ur guy, pal
I'm not your friend buddy
NotVeryEffective
Literally call the cops. Why would you stand by and let that happen
I don't let it happen nor do I want it too. What I really want to do is put the collars on her and chase her around. The cops call animal co
Intelletc
Pretty sure that's illegal
Key her shit. Or Ill do it, what ever
schlabbalappen
If this is true and you stopped reporting her because someone didn't care, then you're an asshat too
BirdDoctor
Fuck you
Me and all of my neighbors surrounding me have all called. We are all dog owners and have even thought about stealing them
Nice how much you think about helping.
snellman
Why would she do that!? Plus that's likely illegal. Film her everytime when you have an opportunity for a while and report that shit!
TheFartingUnicorn
What the hell? Why? Is she just bat-shit crazy or evil?
magikarpOTP
Prolly both.
She is evil and a cunt
cheeseguy3412
Report her.
NiceButtress
I second this.
I did. They are legal unfortunately. That's what animal control said anyways
Rediix
That's an illegal use of them though. Still abuse
I wish I could find a loophole but I have yet to discover one
thefrogkiller
What humans did to diserve dogs?
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Yeah, what did I do to deserve a house full of hair and piss?
We made them.
bridogz
My cat cuddles me, mushes me. Bites my elbow. Settles in for a nap. Farts right at my nose.
Jawsmine
Our dog body-checked me off a sled to "save" me. Anything she considers dangerous she saves us from.
whiskeyvillage
Good grief! Get out of the water, gonna give the doggo a stroke.
NastyWetSmear
What a brave rescue! Thank you, Dog!
NorthernWeirdo
this one was a dog in its past life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5xSHuO0dJI
Murphoid
Good boy
railroadjerk
yup. last summer our guy jumped in even though he was terrified. clawed at my man when he got to him and swam him back. I LOVE DOGS
circlebreaker
"Hey John, yeah we went swimming again... I'll need another life jacket." -swimming guy in GIF probably
klar971
"I"M HELPING!!"
TmlpGfdp
Shit's expensive yo'
MissSiesta
"I will save you. Just... Let's just avoid the water" - dog
mercbrit
Echoes my life story. Tries to do a good thing, inadvertently punctured life vest-thing trying to save drowns.
dkevox
Maybe try some punctuation next time?
CaptainSteveZissou
**hooman always loves his master.
GirlWithTheLittleDog
Aww what a good boy! He is cute <3
SinglePorVida
"SWIM!!! SWIM MAN!!! Ohhh ok ok ok i got ya! I got ya!!!"
CptRobotNinja
Hes so concerned for him oh my god my heart!
Maxitooo
paperclipxx
My cat freaks out like this when I'm in the bath tub
GreenMnM
That rescue though
vsop89
This is no joke for her.
Lock5446
Awwww....
Morellious
We don't deserve dogs.
Ggrievous
Speak for yourself peasant
fistermatic5000
When I was a kid we had a chocolate lab. He'd retrieve anything you threw in the water. Sticks, balls, children, didn't matter.
Paul567
I had a dog that would swim out and bring me back to shore if I got too far.
Nuntius
Wait, you threw children in the water?
GnomeHomo
How else would you give the annual sacrifice to Poseidon?
Nuntius
But Poseidon never required human sacrifice. That was Oceanus. Poor Poseidon :(
lurkvoter
Except the dog kept retrieving the kids and fucking it up, which is why we now have climate change. :(
larskongo
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
That's totally the dudes fault for not being tied off correctly
welcomestranger
That sir, is obviously a cat in disguise.
NoAnyProperUsernameAvailableAnymoreSoEndupwithThisone
The acting tho
onomatopoiea42
Long live the king
Allworknoplay82
"Don't ever let go."
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Shibes are the cats of the dog world.
gingerjess
My Shiba would definitely do this.
zenmaster11
umar2245
He must have been a cat person
Isthe4thtimethecharm
If he wasn't he is now.
TheKindlyOnes
"Now who's a good boy..?"
Dreadric
DashLeGrand
This guy's got a whole series of clips of his Shibe being a dick to him
bigbrothersbinary
Shibas are said to be part cat.
IFidgetSpinAndDabOnThemHatersWhileIVapeOnMyHoverboard
Can confirm: I have a friend with a shiba and it's like 90% cat.
theworldlylie
Can confirm I am a Shiba owner.
SarcasticComment
Also, can they co-habitate with cats?
theworldlylie
Yes they can mine are best buddies! Although both my cat and dog were pretty young when I got them.
gingerjess
Same.
SarcasticComment
I'm thinking of getting one in the near future. What is their level of neediness/difficulty
theworldlylie
I personally think they aren't too hard if you prepare for them. A Shiba was my first dog and he is a great dog.
gingerjess
They are not good dogs for first time pet owners. They can be stubborn and difficult to train. That being said, I have my second one now.
SarcasticComment
Ive heard that they are too smart for their own good. Meanwhile my brothers bulldog is stubborn and difficult to train from being a dingdong
CheesyMashedPotatoes
They are escape artists, and ornery. My Shiba Cheddar will grab something she isn't allowed to have and then stare at you until you notice.-
CheesyMashedPotatoes
-They are a lot of work, and only social when they want to be. That said, Cheddar is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love her ❤
Aepsy
As a darkie, master makes em uncomfortable. I prefer gaurdian. Its not a big deal to distinguishing between property and family, but...
SwitchPup
At the risk of sounding insensitive, I've always wondered how BDSM works with black and/or interracial couples...like, do they use a
Aepsy
I consider that to be a different matter, because in that circumstance it is the business of the couple to communicate on what they desire.
SwitchPup
different vocabulary? Obviously us whiteys don't all use "master" and "sir" either, but our reasoning for not doing so might be different?
SwitchPup
There are so many questions (not just about kink) that I genuinely wish I could ask black folks, but the one time I tried (very politely!) I
Aepsy
I mean Im carribean, so dm if you want. I wont tell imgur HR lol
SwitchPup
Damnit, I have someone finally willing to answer...and every question that I was thinking of flew out of my head! Lemme get back to you...
SwitchPup
got written up at work for "racial insensitivity" even though it happened outside of work, and even though the coworker I asked had agreed
SwitchPup
to answer any questions I might have. That's when I learned that your coworkers are not your friends, no matter how friendly. Sigh...
Sejanus1964
How anyone could abuse such loyal creatures simply escapes me.
iAmABlackman
cause its easy
thelastamericano
Some people are born without empathy or abused themselves...sad world we live in sometimes.
LCDC
Nope. She is just a redneck cunt and thinks she is the shit because her husband manages a chain steakhouse. She is trash
mycatToastwasafatasshole
The same people that abuse their children/spouses.
supraman2turbo
Cuz some people are literally worse than hitler
imbitteraboutit
Because its easier to get away with than doing it to huans.
imbitteraboutit
humans*\\
TheCongaHeavy
It's called being Subhuman garbage
AzgarOgly
Dogs can be jerks too. Far more jerks can be people.
railgap
Not all homo sapiens are fully human.
Milchsteak
Not everyone sees dogs the same. Some ppl are just afraid of them and don't see that they're cute.
ImCanadianAndILikeItEh
MmmCookiePoops
Because assholes abuse good people just as much. Kind beings need a world to thwmselves
Asterfix
Some people get dogs thinking they're obedient at birth and refuse to learn how to train them properly.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Youcameheretokillmequestionmark
Not true, the real reason is that some are trained better then others
flayla
I don't know. I trained both my dogs the same and one was super obedient and the other is a little shit. They do have personalities.
Asterfix
Different dogs require different kinds of attention. I had 2 collies. One was very easily trained. The other was a little... special needs..
Youcameheretokillmequestionmark
Yes I completely agree that they have personalities, all I'm saying is that any dog can be trained so that it behaves well
Imnotsurethisisagoodidea
People are asshats
SmellOfMonkey
You said it all
iAML8
Total shit trucks.
TheRoyalDong
Accou
art!
theshrektacularshrek
yoshi
empathy isn't something everybody is capable of
chewybrian
Serious question... Are they wired that way in most cases, or made that way by a poor environment?
Radikar
This is gonna be a bit of text, but here's some insight: I have Asperger's, meaning it's difficult for me to empathize with others. (1/?)
Radikar
I'm not a terrible person, and I will pet and befriend any dog that comes my way. However, because of my Asperger's, I don't show (2/?)
chewybrian
I suspect that you are the minority. I think most people could put themselves in others shoes, but just were not taught to think like that.
chewybrian
Putting myself in your shoes, I'll bet you are often judged to be giving a message you are not sending. People assume you think like (1/2)
Radikar
try to help you fix the situation. Sometimes, though, people just need someone to listen, and I recognize that I'm not meant for that. (4/4)
Radikar
empathy quite the same way that most others do. Rather than be a "shoulder to cry on," instead I am more the type to actively (3/4)
LCDC
I have a dumbass down the street and she chases her dogs in her car and presses the shock collar button the whole time. I hate her
SarahDactyl82
If the authorities won't do anything, I say stage a heist/rescue mission.
margaretolson
WHAT THE FUCK
impostersquall
thats illegal in most countries
LCDC
They are now called electronic collars/leashes and there are many groups fighting them but they are still legal. I live in Florida btw.
slyfox001
I would take the batteries out of the collar and rig the button on the remote to a capacitor to shock the crap out of her when pressed.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Report her, bud.
LCDC
I'm not your buddy, guy
KorporalKittyKampaign
I'm not ur guy, pal
LCDC
I'm not your friend buddy
NotVeryEffective
Literally call the cops. Why would you stand by and let that happen
LCDC
I don't let it happen nor do I want it too. What I really want to do is put the collars on her and chase her around. The cops call animal co
Intelletc
Pretty sure that's illegal
CptRobotNinja
Key her shit. Or Ill do it, what ever
schlabbalappen
If this is true and you stopped reporting her because someone didn't care, then you're an asshat too
BirdDoctor
Fuck you
LCDC
Me and all of my neighbors surrounding me have all called. We are all dog owners and have even thought about stealing them
schlabbalappen
Nice how much you think about helping.
snellman
Why would she do that!? Plus that's likely illegal. Film her everytime when you have an opportunity for a while and report that shit!
TheFartingUnicorn
What the hell? Why? Is she just bat-shit crazy or evil?
magikarpOTP
Prolly both.
LCDC
She is evil and a cunt
cheeseguy3412
Report her.
NiceButtress
I second this.
LCDC
I did. They are legal unfortunately. That's what animal control said anyways
Rediix
That's an illegal use of them though. Still abuse
LCDC
I wish I could find a loophole but I have yet to discover one
thefrogkiller
What humans did to diserve dogs?
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Yeah, what did I do to deserve a house full of hair and piss?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
We made them.