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Sep 1, 2020 11:54 PM
VibratingNipples
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sadsnowman3
Can confirm, this WILL work.
GideonGrey
So how long until my fellow Imgurians share their results? I'm dying to see their successes
mrgti1983
Easier to put the phone in the microwave for exactly 1:34. Any longer you can brake it so be sure you time it exactly
kaitco1984
https://i.imgur.com/s2zg1qc
Greenjacques
*gasp*
BananaMinion2000
Tried it, worked like a charm! Also less chemtrails over my home!
abraxasfury
They can still track you using the implants in your teeth. It's just not as precise. They can only narrow it down to a 5m range instead of 1
maijen0062000
Anyone dumb enough to do this won't be able comm.... Nvm.
Naugy
what a SIM pull solution...
shetouchedmybuttholesteve
Very punny
darthstormer
Best part is this wouldn't even stop them tracking you. Even without a SIM, your phone is pinging off towers and can be traced.
Frostycopper
Especially if it ever connects back to wifi, or open wifi or bluetooth see your phone.
bugcooper
shhhhhhh
truthsmiles
The Comic Sans is a nice touch
Zeldawolf
It's so amusing because that font was the shit when I was 12. 21 years ago haha. Christ I'm getting old fast
thedarkness2005
How do y'all just know that's Comic Sans at first glance. That's some X Man level stuff
truthsmiles
Because we’re old. And there used to be like 5 fonts. It’s immediately recognizable.
doubleyouexwhyandz
Unless they are an elementary school teacher, I immediately lose all respect for people who use comic sans.
arok
Well then call me Rodney Dangerfield
doubleyouexwhyandz
Rodney Dangerfield