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I might just do it anyways. But it's nice to feel encouraged is all!
Nov 10, 2016 10:30 PM
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I might just do it anyways. But it's nice to feel encouraged is all!
CloakedGoliath
Yeah mate i'll listen
thedaviecrocket
I'm game.
superquick76
Bring it on!
HaveYouEvenFuckedABitch
Do you ever drop the soap, and if yes, is it any good?
Thecanoodlingcabbage
Don't ask, just post it. Don't be a tease.
WildStingingMapleleaf
ITS BEEN A YEAR, FEED US YOUR OC
Ragnarukus
I would be very interested.
NitrateFree
Yeah!
cacophonic
Stop asking and just post it.
MotherfuckinGoats
I like it when they ask. I like randomly stumbling across the finished product, but it feels good to say "yes"
jeandolly
Just do it.
Whiskytangofoosball
As a long time restaurant veteran I know you have some good stuff. Give us the goods.
INDIG0M0NKEY
Thank you for being a band/choir teacher! @OP
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Thank you! I am both. It is an amazing and rewarding job I will be posting an update to this post tomorrow
HarrisonDouglas
Someone asked me for a ‘double well bud light’ because double wells were on special...
longlivetacotuesday
Hell yes
dewi45
Tease...
girlwhocrieddragon
Please share!
stumbleah
Fellow bartender here! I love hearing other stories. I like to see how much I can relate to them
HarrisonDouglas
I had to double check someone’s ID because they asked me for an ‘armadillo sour’.
DicksonYoMouth
Holy shit me too!
DaggersNscarS
Like that 1 time I was doing shots with the servers and 1 of them was hungover and couldn't keep it down and threw up on a guest. Memories
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
That's brutal... hahaha never been that bad. Definitely been messed up with guests
empatience
Consider yourself heartily encouraged!!
Kemfox
OP needs to deliver.
weberduck
I am a 23 year old music teacher/beertender at a microbrewery! I'd love to hear stories from both jobs.
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Fuck yeah!
TJ3027
Tell me a story grandpa.
SlickerThanNick
bounce me on your knee grandpa!
YOUTUBERCONFESSIONAL
You offered then never made one.
jordanschlansky
No, but grab one of those mugs and make me a Kentucky mule
schopier
make it a moscow and i'm in
pursuant2me
No.
YaBoyWillyWill
^
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Okay. Noted
ISawthatcoming
Yes please. Perhaps recommend drinks for various occasions as well. I am in need.
ThatOneGuyPablo
Me too. I'm tired of drinking tequila out of the bottle
demonic
For a while I thought it was fancy to add a slice of lime to my cap n coke but I need something new
byohzzrd
Whiskey in a glass: Happy Birthday! Whiskey in a glass: Grats on the promotion! Whiskey in a glass: Welcome to rehab!
vicinus
I second that request!
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ISawthatcoming
I'm not a big drinker, what do you serve for a "professional" party (think work social w/booze) vs a gathering for a graduation? Those kinds
ISawthatcoming
Unlike the whiskey in a glass fellow, I'd like to try new stuff that follows a "theme". Are there happy drinks? Sad ones? Event ones?
ISawthatcoming
Similarly, what are "seasonal" drinks? Like is lemonade only popular in the summertime?
cryptothelea
For the love of fuck, yes. ANYTHING to get rid of the political retards
LettermanAirsoft
SlagGroove
LOOOL
OfficialNedFlanders
^Agreed.
watlock
i've been thinking of compiling a list of my experiences as a guide. would you like that as well?
tropicalsunfish
I'm a slut for work stories
fatchicksneedluvintoo
I'm a slut
eagleeye33
Well hello there....
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Hi :)
eagleeye33
Hahahaha I like your style! How goes it?
sckrlfe
Do you want to hear abt the 1st time ive masturbated?
Lickycat
I mean, if it's important to you and you need someone to listen, I'd read that for ya.
sckrlfe
Nah. Not really. Ive masturbated quite late. I was 16 yrs old.
Lickycat
Well I'm glad I could be here for you when you needed it
sckrlfe
Thank you lickypussy
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Why does this intrigue me more than work stories??
sckrlfe
I do it every day at work. Does that mean it is a work story?
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Yes. Make a post please