May 12, 2022 4:42 PM
susanaTerror
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OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
My dog must know what he’s saying. My dog sat up out of a deep sleep to come see what this pupper was saying on my phone. He didn’t tell me.
reformedxile
"you complain about cleaning up after me, I complain about eating that cheap food...and your cheap date last night"
snixsys
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Gunner945
"You snap treats in half, the cat eats my food and my walk is late again!"
ladyxreds
Did you have fun running, I had fun running, run, run, run, run, ru...run, run, Fast!
lerae9999
“Are you hungry right now? I’m hungry. I could go for some…chicken nuggets”
displacedgothamist
The cat ate my treat and you did nothing! NOTHING!
soshutupBOI
Yes, he's saying:
missojennie
groupwrct
"Did you see that article in the paper about the dog who was never walked? Yeah, that was me." :-)
baturro
"I've been trying to reach you about my extended walkies."
OrangeCountries
“Did you see the ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal…”
Kilsta
Wenger just walked it in!
pdhackley
Car won’t start…
KafkasKarma
Die Wurst hatte zu viel Fett
Oder sie war viel zu klein :)
Aimlockbelch
Me-mraow. Meow. Mraooww. Moww. Meow. Oh wait, you wanted the ENGLISH translation, right? Sorry.
LutraLazuli
I wonder what sparked this statement
Kagenical
Pretty sure it's mimicking my diesel engine turning over after a year in storage.
BrofessorBrown
"We've been trying to reach you about your cat's extended warranty - it was me, I ate the cat, sorry John"
SiriusandCambria
“The maple kind”?
inthepines
ok...I'm going to burn the place down
LuciditY
dklar61
German Shepherd doggo ?
MonocledMonotreme
Mine does this when he needs to poop or he's thirsty.
dennychip127001
Did you just blame your fart on me? Really??
QUOLL37
Things were much better in my day ............
LurlineLumpkin
My live caption translated this to "right right right" lol
TheBlueMorpho
“The scheduled walk is now 25 minutes late. I’ve complained, but no one listens”
SoNi2409
"I'm an excellent driver".
Botticelliii
Read this in Zefrank(Morgan Freeman) voice. +1
DrPepperIsMyGP
I've just been reminded using that same verbiage. Can confirm its walk related.
clamdriver
Where is the channel changer? Seems you were the last one to have it.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Wow. Channel changer. You’re approximately 35.
tripthicket
"I are human! I talky-talk so big! Hur dur!"
AgamemnonsMemes
My GSD does this when i tell her to stop barking at stuff
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
My dog must know what he’s saying. My dog sat up out of a deep sleep to come see what this pupper was saying on my phone. He didn’t tell me.
reformedxile
"you complain about cleaning up after me, I complain about eating that cheap food...and your cheap date last night"
snixsys
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Gunner945
"You snap treats in half, the cat eats my food and my walk is late again!"
ladyxreds
Did you have fun running, I had fun running, run, run, run, run, ru...run, run, Fast!
lerae9999
“Are you hungry right now? I’m hungry. I could go for some…chicken nuggets”
displacedgothamist
The cat ate my treat and you did nothing! NOTHING!
soshutupBOI
Yes, he's saying:
missojennie
groupwrct
"Did you see that article in the paper about the dog who was never walked? Yeah, that was me." :-)
baturro
"I've been trying to reach you about my extended walkies."
OrangeCountries
“Did you see the ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal…”
Kilsta
Wenger just walked it in!
pdhackley
Car won’t start…
KafkasKarma
Die Wurst hatte zu viel Fett
susanaTerror
Oder sie war viel zu klein :)
Aimlockbelch
Me-mraow. Meow. Mraooww. Moww. Meow. Oh wait, you wanted the ENGLISH translation, right? Sorry.
LutraLazuli
I wonder what sparked this statement
Kagenical
Pretty sure it's mimicking my diesel engine turning over after a year in storage.
BrofessorBrown
"We've been trying to reach you about your cat's extended warranty - it was me, I ate the cat, sorry John"
SiriusandCambria
“The maple kind”?
inthepines
ok...I'm going to burn the place down
LuciditY
dklar61
German Shepherd doggo ?
MonocledMonotreme
Mine does this when he needs to poop or he's thirsty.
dennychip127001
Did you just blame your fart on me? Really??
QUOLL37
Things were much better in my day ............
LurlineLumpkin
My live caption translated this to "right right right" lol
TheBlueMorpho
“The scheduled walk is now 25 minutes late. I’ve complained, but no one listens”
SoNi2409
"I'm an excellent driver".
Botticelliii
Read this in Zefrank(Morgan Freeman) voice. +1
DrPepperIsMyGP
I've just been reminded using that same verbiage. Can confirm its walk related.
clamdriver
Where is the channel changer? Seems you were the last one to have it.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Wow. Channel changer. You’re approximately 35.
tripthicket
"I are human! I talky-talk so big! Hur dur!"
AgamemnonsMemes
My GSD does this when i tell her to stop barking at stuff