Sorrywrongnumberagain
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1938
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My wife is funny
Nov 5, 2017 11:46 PM
Sorrywrongnumberagain
117920
1938
95
My wife is funny
blancomeow
seems like a healthy relationship
Drakhma
i punched a guy in the face after i warned him to back off and not get any closer he attempted to show me his dick so i gave him a fat lip
vaspap
My granddad picked me up from school when I was 16 because I beat up some guy for bullying my brother, he took me for a beer and gave me £30
IvnWng
Damn, Daniel...
NatesSauceLab
Parents lacking time for grammar care about little Danny?
tehUzume
sounds like you have your priorities straight, go you. Seriously I mean it.
SleepyGoose
Are you sure it wasn't a wrong number?... again
Sorrywrongnumberagain
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LaughingSeraphim
You need an ex wife dude.
Sorrywrongnumberagain
Tried that, cheaper to keep her. Or some shit like that
RoxanneLaWin
If you name your kid after yourself, I'm gonna assume you're an ass
Sorrywrongnumberagain
I don't know my son is the 4th generation. And I'll assume your kid is the one getting punched at school. So yeah, there's that.
Rankrager
My daughter went all Karate kid on the bully in her class, got a call from school - said "shame on you" and went to mac donalds with her.
stonebrood
wait is the kid danny and the father daniel?
ItsUncleSam
It’s not that uncommon for kids to have the same name as their father, and then have a nickname.
Retromorphic
@op Who's who? Are you "A"?
Sorrywrongnumberagain
No I'm in yellow. Me and my son are both named Daniel
lithiummouse
She sounds pretty sore
Dionysus187
I got in trouble for writing 'ass' in 3rd grade they made me call my mom and tell her. Said 'ok' then proceeded to bitch out the principal.
DoubleShadows
I stabbed a kid in the thigh with a pencil once for stealing my seat in music class.
Nhmln
Well it seems you did the right thing. Who in their right mind would steal someone else's seat.. Seriously shame on them.
DoubleShadows
It was the seat at the piano. I had no chill.
LimeMime565
Jesus Christ
DavidBodyTerror
And then the whole music class starting clapping
DoubleShadows
No, no one ever knew about it. The guy didn't confront me about it until like seven years later at high school graduation.
Booyah719
That pencil's name? Albert Einstein.
KamaainaLounge
thejoeymonster
This is hard to watch for more then a few mins.
HellYeahBuddy
I like Daniel
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
danny or Daniel. I think they are different people.
Sorrywrongnumberagain
You are correct
krullumann
I was trying to find a sad gif but found this............ and I'm not sad any more sooo Yeh
Reportmeimawidowmain
and we will never know why he punched him...
Dingus2
Didn't have a knife.
ArtMadeofYourComment
@op Whaddup with your kid? Why's he kickin' names and takin' ass?
Sorrywrongnumberagain
I wanted to wait to see, he might have had a good reason, but when i asked him he said he just felt like it. Ahhh!
Sorrywrongnumberagain
Sent him to his room for the night. I don't condone fighting. Plus he's an orange belt in karate! Hasn't happened again
ArtMadeofYourComment
Ah. Well that sucks. Hopefully he takes the lesson.
idontcarehoe
My kid told another kid he wanted to stab him. Teacher called me, my son's reason - he was saying "bruh" to much, I couldn't help but laugh
ErrolStafford
too
1metalnation
I regularly threaten to kill my co-workers' families in front of them. They know it's a joke and that I love em
Daeyelle
You'd fit in just perfectly where I work
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
My kid offered to cut another's legs off. This was the day after we put zombie legs out in the yard as a Halloween decoration.
Cutlazz
Your teaching your kid well!
peaceloveandgraffiti
Yo, I believe your kid had every right. Let's be real.
baronramsey
Your kid was in the right, bruh.
MerToo
Like, totally gonna like this.
ThatDiceGuy
My brother once threw a vegetable at his bully. I was surprised how far he could throw another kid.
zanefree60
BigTruckRegularPenis
I laughed until I coughed. Thank you and thank your kid.
royce101st
Bruh
GuyThatRealizesFemalesAreConfusing
Great minds think alike, take my updoot +1
DickTugsMore
Bruh
3rdmission
Bruh
DONTsendtits
Your wife’s name is Daniel?
hippybobby
Danielle?
toastyy1990
Curious what kind of phone you use that shows your texts on the left side with an avatar next to your own texts.
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
Curious what kind of jokes don't go over your head. Even tho it wasnt terribly funny..
toastyy1990
It just made no sense is all
floorwaffles
Not gonna lie I didn't find the original joke funny in the first place, just kinda dumb.
TechnicallyRight
Fairly confident that OP is yellow.... Whose name is Daniel and their kids name is Daniel as well, but goes as Danny.
Nize426
Pretty the comment was a joke. Op said his wife is funny. We think yellow, who is daniel, is funny. Therefore his wife must be daniel.
Sorrywrongnumberagain
You guys are terrible....i love it!
ElRadis
AutomaticUltraviolet
Is her name Daniel?
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youknowwhatiamsaying
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clutchthepearls
Showgirls
DankS0uls
The tits are not worth it