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Jun 4, 2017 11:11 AM
donnydruid5
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jumpermadge
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Mine doesn't
Kayote
One angry kid gets up, and spins the table in anger, ruining Thanksgiving.
NOBL3
FAKE. This gif is reversed
CheeseborgarSoop
Alright, that's kind of cool.
haleisconfused
ClutchPopper
Worst. Lazy Susan. Ever.
RHFiesling
anyone got the sauce? I want to see those mechanics
kstanoev
Yay, more table for me and my imaginary friends
Lustris
wuzzyvear
That would be a fun gaming table.
MerkinInMyGrannyPanties
It would hurt like hell to christen this table. Imagine getting your cheeks stuck in those cracks.
ThePastmaster
Then put a table cloth on it. >_< Savages.
namtangoalphat
I feel like this table will summon cthulhu!!!
BuscandoQue
Castle Quality!????
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Arthur would be proud
RelentlessDevastation
Fletcher Capstan Table, Cost $50,000 to $70,000
RelentlessDevastation
http://fletchertables.com/files/cache/1342f248e061dc3e9388fe2f4bb0bf4f_f96.jpg
GeneralComments
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TeeMee123
Wonderful woodwork works wonders with wonderful wood
wrainexc
madmanmoe64
also steel, lots of steel in those tables
Ameatyloaf
I mean, that's mostly metal that's working all of the wonders here. Wood is just cut to fit tight. Still a cool table though.
MoreAshyThanLarry
King Arthur approves
McGreed
feels like it's easy to twist it and stuff/food fall through the cracks. Old food just decomposing inside of it. Apart from that, love it.
eadgbe42
If you have that table, then you also have a tablecloth.
TheChurchIsHere
As someone who has moved furniture and never made it, all I can think is how heavy that must be.
FungusForge
At least its round, so if you have something to protect the edge you could roll it.
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
And on your left you have a rare specimen of homo sapien working smarter, not harder. Please turn off flash before taking pictures
ccooper524
I have 2 questions? How much? And give it to me?
ISenseAChallenger
$50,000-$70,000. Have fun
malakit
"Capstan table", for your googling pleasure.
BreastInspector
Yeah... it's cool and all, but the damn thing is reposted fortnightly and everyone is like "I need this!!" Then they see the price tag...
FormerYooper
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malakit
Spot the bookmarker!
arhgef
Do you have some brief instructions on how to make this?
manhmanhster
Step 1: buy logs. Step 2: soak the logs IN WOOD
dagingee
Brief? No... Instructions? Also no...
ScarletKarma
..or a place to buy it for the not so handy like myself?
acuteavocado7
http://fletchertables.com/
kammak743
http://mechanicallumber.com/plans-for-sale/
4tals
This is not going to end well for my penis.
SnowMeowPlush
http://www.core77.com/posts/28000/Builder-Selling-DIY-Plans-to-a-Fletcher-Capstan-Style-Table-What-Say-You
mattsall
Just cut some wood into the correct shape and you're done!
Asdfjlk
Get wood. Remove all non-table wood. Get wood.
veilsidebpu
https://youtu.be/uVbo7ycpkeI
Hybris51129
Step 1: Find Norm Abram or Ron Swanson, Step 2: Describe Project, Step 3: Pay Fair amount for product, Step 4: Enjoy end product.
roketboy1987
Up vote for Norm Abram
Hybris51129
I was pretty much raised on watching New Yankee Workshop and This old house.
FletchCANADA
It's called a Fletcher Table. There's videos if you just google.
FaultySaint
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intashu
Agreed. I like to turn one into a camper.
TraitorousTrump3
But would you live above it or below it. Floor or ceiling?
REAGANSMASH84
It's patented
muzicman3693
That just means you can't sell it once you make it
REAGANSMASH84
Agreed but you could do a patent search to possibly find drawings, various views of the mechanism
lubu222
Yes, and please summarize it in one word
BertMacklin1FBI
fhatpotatou
Build.
ministryofpeace
Step 1: buy wood. Steps 2-2343, make table
compfreak530
No it's step one, collect underpants. Step 2. ????? Step 3 profit
fuckpuffins
Slow down, I'm writing this down
MandingoNumber11
Step 3: Soak logs in wood.
UserSubterraneanHomesickAlien
Step 2344: finish on table
sirgalahadthebrave
Phrasing
UserSubterraneanHomesickAlien
Boom!
rubber1duckie
Step 2345: profit?
MerkinInMyGrannyPanties
Step 2346-2348: Burn the plans. Amaze consumers. Confuse the internet.
Azerai
Step 2346: clean table
usersubbordercontrol
Step 2347 have sex with table