Bipes biporus is also known as the five-toed worm lizard

Jun 15, 2018 9:49 AM

MoroKane

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Kill it with fire

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Ribbed, for Gaea's pleasure

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hahaha, another Valentine's Day victim!

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why he so loooooong though?

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I feel this is a adult spell gone awry from the Harry Potter world.

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It needs a top hat

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Evolution at work here, folks...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Disturbingly cute

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Okay, that's freaking adorable.

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It’s pink and has tiny arms and a weird body! It’s basically a Pokémon!!

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I think most snakes would be cute if they had two wittle arms they walked on.

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I read the name as Beepus Borpus at first glance and I much prefer that.

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@themajesticharpyeagle

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Odd wee beasties.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leave him be, he's evolving :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow that looks just like my penis after I was exposed to nuclear radiation I didn't get super powers instead I got two tiny arms on my dick!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, I've seen two girls use one of these on the internet! ..I think.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a penis with arms, little bitty arms...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Little hands perfect for burrowing underground? That boy was head butting his way underground

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Aw it's got trump sized hands

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And hopefully perfect for burrowing other places, too ;)

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and now we can also imagine why thr T-rex has tiny arms.

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Terrifying land sharks

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Yep it’s a burrowed. Eats insects by attacking them sandworm-style

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That’s hella cute. Got to say.

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Ugh why does that penis have legs.

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How else do you spaghetti wrestle?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to grip with.

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Wait, don't they all?

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We'll if yours does you should see a Dr.

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What an adorable penis

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't this what big macs are made out of?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but with tiny hands

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here comes long boi

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It's fun playing in the sand until one of these crawls up your pooper.

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As long as he says surprise first

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?1

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Then it's a party.

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OMG HIS TINY LITTLE FACE IS SO CUUUUUTE!!!

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It looks so cute and I like the way the eyes look like

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long boi

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I knew this was coming...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I came here looking for this comment, thank you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tee hee, it lives in a Peninsula too ????

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With arms.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And eyes.

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Wait, is that not normal?

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Takes finger fucking to a whole nother level.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Better to grab with?

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Dumb fuck tried to burry into a rock. No wonder they are going extinct.

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I'm concerned with all the comments saying this looks like a penis (and for the people sporting said penises).

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you mean 2 feet long isn't normal?!

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