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SexyClaptrap
Hot teacher.
XAMANDER
limerickross
I do something similar with my stomach when cute guys walk past me
BennyJ03
JuniperJupiter
Ridiculously photogenic science teacher...
skibbit21
man is fine
Lukapaka
Naw mans not hot
TypedThisWithMyPenis
I recently learned my old high school doesn’t dissect frogs anymore because they’re afraid to give students scalpels.
OmegaDerp
He's going to have a red circle on his hand for a week
grendelgetskilledinthend
Now kids I’ll show you what happens when we do that with gasoline!
CaptainTypo
I feel like he should be wearing safety goggles.
WatchYourFuckingLanguage
he should be
Override9636
r/OSHA !!!!
GooseM13
So once upon a time someone did that in my science class, they used glass tho and it exploded injuring about 15 kids. Myself included.
SpellingEternity
Plastic tubes and pots and pans, bits and pieces and magic from the hand - we're making WEIRD SCIENCE.
GorgeousGen
Get back to work Kevin.
Muttons1337
CaptainSmartass
It's not even the real @KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
BerntheVote2020
PickleMargarita
*Kelvin
svga
there it is
HairyPicklePuller
Science bitch!
PepperJackJenn
He almost lost those magnificent eyebrows!!
LeviathAileron
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hail_science_futurama.gif
SpodgyTwoSugars
That dude never got his hand back. True story.
PresidentSkroob
OlderThanTheInternet
„See kids, I told you, that bottle is better at sucking than your mothers.”
Danaldinho
Why didn't my chemistry teachers look like that...
mattbl
I was just thinking that this guy probably has girls paying waaay more attention in his class than if someone unattractive was teaching.
CaptainKalus
My chem teacher didn't look like that, but my AP Biology teacher did.
iamathoughtcriminal
my exact thoughts.
Mavgurian
Probably better for it - would have gotten him jail time and me unneeded therapy hours
Mkitsune
I wish i had A teacher that looked that good
Hekinsieden
So you wouldn't feel so bad about sucking his dick for an A? Just kidding is joke please be the understanding.
Mkitsune
shit, I'd suck him for free XD
notyourtypicaldude
Regulations. As far as I know in the UK it would take shit tonnes of forms filled to do something similar. And there still would be a 1.
notyourtypicaldude
crazy mom, who would claim you tried to kill her son Jeremy.
jetflight
yeah... they're not talking about the experiment.
heywoodjabme
What did he spray in there?
StarBug
Room sprinkler test. Failed.
MickeA
Phyi. I have tried for years to find out what makes a science labs sprinkles work and for some reason normal stupidness doesnt make it.
edgeofadhesion
Science lab fire alarms are smoke detectors not heat.
acertainjenesaisquoi
Aren't the flame flicker and smoke combinators?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Call a bondulance?
MAYORofTITTYciti
Sprinklers don't work the way you think, they have to reach a certain Heat before they go off. Sauce- I worked in fire safety.
projecthelios
That is even if you use that type. Most are triggered by heat/smoke detectors on a system nowadays.
MAYORofTITTYciti
Not that I have seen
projecthelios
That's how most of the systems I installed worked.
KumAtMeBro
He has the cutest smile ever
ephemerallylong
In my sophomore year, my chemistry teacher did this exact demonstration at the start of the year.Most exciting thing to happen in that class
scirmie
“High five”
B3AUTYKILL3RAID
Ever get a hickey on your hand?
ooohpieceofcandy
Used to use steamer at coffee shop to do this to milk jugs. Great trash compactor.
userfriendly19777
And the girls in the class doesn't listen to a word he's saying anyway
MysticTuna
Put dick in it?
imdonewithpickingusernames
Step 1: Cut Hole?
WonderStruck25
Scientific S U C C
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
The dick will stretch to a mile
VigorousButtstuff
Soooooo.... Win?
CaptainStevenRogers
About 1.3mm circumference tho
VigorousButtstuff
Long as it's prehensile, that sounds cool to me.
PCGamingKurshuk
What're you a whale?
BritishHamster
Got confused now my dicks on fire and stuck in a vacuumed container
MrDaMann
thatusernameisregistered
Nah. I don't think the teacher is THAT hot.
ikehuminbuttz
Warm holes > worm holes
Tr3scobar
Put dick in him
labyrinthconvention
NO!! No dick!
Powdertoastmeme
chrismofer
yes
SidneyMajora
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
Instructions unclear. Suction pulled testicles through urethra. Firefighters using jaws of life to cut plastic jug.
demoe56
STINKPICKEL
It's "put...put your dick in it. " Get it right and you get to the FP as one of the ER stories in book, Wangs I have released.,by an ER RN.
becauseurwrong
The teacher or the jug?
MyBurnerAccount4
THAT's how you get the damned Internet mattresses back in the packaging after the free trial is up!
dammitscotty
This is the best comment ever
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Yepperthatdoesit
i like the way you think
FreshWater13
i have no idea what you're trying to say here
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
casper / purple / leesa, mattresses that are marketed & sold entirely online. i have a casper and it's really good
netharia
Those shrink wrapped mattresses that inflate when you break the seal
StevenAlequin
Fuck is an internet matress?
ToasterDent
The mattress is internet-enabled to post on Facebook when someone's getting busy on it.
trickthep
That’s actually the sleep number mattress it connects to WiFi
ToasterDent
But then the Russians can hack you and change your sleep number the night before an election, causing you sleep badly & vote for Trump!
trickthep
Vote?
FloofPatrol
A mattress you download
figgy1252
Probably those Casper mattresses "internets favorite mattress"
crashmcleroy
A mattress from the internet...
StevenAlequin
Dude!?
StevenAlequin
TacticalSpoon
Memory foam mattresses are often sold online because once vacuum sealed, they ship in pretty small boxes. Hard to send them back.
StevenAlequin
I did not think about that, at all.
StevenAlequin
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MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Interesting. Who was the seller?
IBrewLiquidGold
Sounds like koala, from Australia (source: I bought one)
SmellOfMonkey
Do they check up on the mattresses to make sure you didn't just pretend to donate it?
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manhands
figure out the suction pressure on his hand.
shinagami091
5. At least 5 suction pressures
Un0riginalComment
Massive hand hicky
ComradeZoidberg
42
TheDairyPope
The answer to everything.
XAMANDER
Would this be a physics solution?
barnwolf
IMO it's just a neat trick.
unicyclemaverick
Three
NotJimi
Three fifty?
Kuraudo3
At least 3, for sure
D33RLORD
My first thought, oww that probably hurts.
valen00
Hands are pretty tough, probably not much worse than blocking a vacuum cleaner
Maraak
My first thought, put your dick in it!
D33RLORD
Two kinds of people.
TheDairyPope
TBF, that's your first thought about a lot of things.
OhhhThatDawgOfMine
Be in the minus. Vacuum pressure.
TheNecronomician
Nope. Would be the atmospheric pressure pushing from the outside. There is no "negative pressure"
ajoutezen
Vacuum pressure isn't negative, it's just a negative change. The terminology is confusing, I know.
ws247
Not exactly, in the US vacuums are measured in either microns or inches of mercury (inHg). Source: I'm an HVAC tech
ws247
0 microns or 30 inHg being a perfect vacuum
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
In medicine it usually mmHg. Even here in the US.
valen00
less than 14.7 PSI
dgibz42069
i found the mechanics, guys.
valen00
Space scientist, but I play a mechanic on the TV in my mind when I'm "fixing" my car does that count?
TheNecronomician
Probably yes or no
Stinkdog
Yes but how many kPa smarty pants?
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlememes
Not relevant! FREEDOM UNITS ONLY!!!
valen00
101.3529 give or take. It's odd I'm Australian and use metric for everything except height of people and pressure.
chaoko99
Oh lookie. One atmosphere.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
How do you figure?
valen00
atmospheric pressure is 14.7 PSI give or take
PopeyeTheSailor
thats correct
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Well I feel like a dipshit for not knowing that lol
valen00
Eh, provided you know atmospheric pressure is a thing I'll give you a pass for not knowing the exact number.