Corrected Cucumbers

Jan 14, 2019 9:34 PM

TokeMcBong

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Saw this on FP and felt it needed a tiny correction

#vegetables #vegan #hentai

dang that's a good one, thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This might explain why my memories of my trip to Japan are a blur.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

christian cucumbers

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That hand tho. Wtf.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

quality over quantity?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both will equally spoil before being touched like all produce ...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your American cucumber is sooo big. Much bigger then our tiny Asian cucumber! "so small, so small!"

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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RIP Mrs. Wormer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paige no?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re right to show the disparity. A MASSIVE difference in pricing.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One is per lb one is per.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny that the Japanese cucumber stack is in high demand while no one wants the American one

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Well shit we’re monsters who’s the Godzilla in this case?

7 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 4

Black people

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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm trying not to laugh so god damm hard

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Manga version:

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Cucumbers are on lolis.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is there an actual “American” variety?

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7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smaller cukes are better for fresh eating if you like a less bitter fruit with less developed and thus smaller seeds

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worth almost four times as much as an American.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now show me your octopus

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't know I was Japanese

7 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

It's okay.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're naturally pixelated? Is it a skin condition?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The Dr. Said I need a backiotomy.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Congraturations!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can you explain the pixilation phenomenon?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I, um, uh, I don’t get it...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I do. I am amused.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is the Japanese cucumber blurred out?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In japan, ALL of the porn has blur effect over all genitals. It's also legally required for the women to squeal like a cartoon character.

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is the smaller one more expensive though?!?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 2

I came here for this

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey kids, do you like Chimpokomon? Then you're gonna love ALABAMA MAN!

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It's the impossible to ride bike! You cant ride it! You cant ride it!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mines bigger than that..

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

She passed away last week.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow, it must have been really big!

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My mom let us watch this as kids... She's an awesome mom! Otter was my favorite character!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What show?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a movie, Animal House

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

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You heard the sticker

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bought hundreds of those stickers. 10/10 would recommend

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

I remember as story from when people started doing this about the company that makes them being very confused about the spike in sales.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Paige no!

7 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 3

Paige, yes!

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+1 you beat me to it

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

+1 If you beat ME to it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Beat meat to it

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