ZacharyAddison
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Sep 3, 2017 4:30 AM
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mojo69
I, too, am addicted to cream pies.
graveyardshifty
The google history showed "asians" and "creme pies"
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRoj_Qys9w
TreetopCrow
Sh0ckedExpression
I blame Tanya Harding for my crippling
AskARussian
I blame McDonald for my crippling depression
jeips
You down with OCP?
unappropriate
What about my crippling addiction to anal cream pies???
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Wow
greywarden112358
Username checks out
FriskyFoxie
I blame those movies for my sizeplay fetish.
friggits
Very clever
herecomethebombs
Must be a furry!
Durendal5150
I'm going to call the ending to Dude Where's My Car the nail in my personal coffin there.
edwardelricsnipples
that feel when you have a fetish that is physically impossible to realize
FriskyFoxie
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
What in the fuck is a sizeplay fetish?
FriskyFoxie
I like to imagine my partner to be much larger than I am, either by imagining myself to be very small, or them to be much taller.
FriskyFoxie
The size difference can vary from a few feet to several times difference. 5'0" vs 6'11" or extremes of like 1' vs 6'0" and even greater.
FriskyFoxie
I would suggest googling it, but it may produce results more extreme than you're willing to digest as a first timer..
TheBigBadBosh
I blame pornhub for my addiction to cream pies
Cyime
biotechonista
I blame Perkins® Restaurant & Bakery for my addiction to coconut cream pies.
imnotokiedokie
I knew i couldnt be the only one who couldnt watch porn unless it ended with a nice cream pie.
unappropriate
I blame my dad for that one
thepicklebucket
What have you done to my oatmeal?
trickedintogoogling
graveyardshifty
I think the gang is going in the pastry business...
TrendyOP
Amen
NoLeafClover1994
I blame my impregnation fetish for my addiction to creampies
BrazilianThunderPanda
That's my fetish!
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IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Nice! Not seen this one
Cheomesh
I blame my daughter on my wife's addiction to creampies.
ZacharyAddison
I know this is too soon. But if this reaches front page I want you to be top comment.
Nezkith
DeserTimmy
SemperMalus
I'll help, cause that shit was funny.
jimwormmaster
Top comment of the day, even. Naughty, but clever. I like!
triple07
Will this comment get more points than the post? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!
swaginmywaggon
Guess not
SkinnerTBD
Flubna
SkinnerTBD
I have that one too
v but "it's not mine"
Jalopenis
Well thanks, now I'm hungry!
Jalopenis
Hungry for porn.
QuaqueNocte
Can't watch anything unless it ends in a nice creampie. Not the half ass types where he pulls out and just gets it everywhere.
Cheomesh
Originally that was what made it a creampie to begin with
QuaqueNocte
Original or not, I still don't like it.
BaselessRumors
"Just gets it everywhere??" I do hope you are not disparaging the facial; a superior art form indubitably.
QuaqueNocte
I mean when they just cum all over the labia as oppose to doing it inside. But I hate facials too. They make no sense.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Those shouldn't even be in the cream pie genre. More like... Whipped cream on top or something.
LawAndNorderSkyrimVictimsUnit
I vote that it also be called whipped cream. You sir need a promotion for that idea.
DeepAnalTongue
Frosting.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Your username makes me believe you're highly qualified to name porn moves.