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FP Edit: Madre mía, first post and front page :D just tell someone who is important to you that you'll be their monster under the bed
mcopal
Seen this multiple times and I enjoy the feels every time I re-read it.
Cramorgule
That was efficient
XxbluesquirrelxX
Where's the rest of it? You cut out the middle of it!
ZeroDTK
imafatdudefu
Toy story + monster inc =
swatz
Something about the wholesome tag on a story that is obviously about a child that has probably been molested multiple times,feels wrong
Margethebread
It's heart warming to see all the people offering to talk to people who relate to this <3 spread the love, the world is a onion.
Bl4ckHydr4
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6264700/ It's a movie
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
"I slither into her corner and run an ice cold finger over her cheek" = my sex life with my wife
Huggitt17
Francis does what he does because of the monster under his bed as a kid.
theHuskySparrow
z0de
iwanttoeatit
They really do care
drinkALLthemilk
I never see this mentioned whenever this is posted, but this story has atrocious grammar.
W0ND0
Scaring is caring.
rainyrivers
TresusIbor
Looks like that thing from that old HL2 ARG.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
MFuzzySmock
I always upvote Seth Rudetsky.
feeltheice
I love this story. This story and the villain wrangler
KiyaSeraphia
Now re-read it, paying close attention to why the Sentient Sock Monster may have come back crying.
Justbeaglez
My friend doesn’t understand.. could you explain it to him please??
calibo
LMAO! I think you're comment is grossly underappreciated.
LMTMFA
Ah yes, the monster responsible for terrorising & traumatising untold numbers of kids makes an exception for one kid, truly heartwarming.
bumCandle
I think maybe one of those semicolons was used correctly
DrSparken
I counted three in total and one that was used questionably, but all justifiable.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
people think that using semicolons makes them appear smarter but it usually just does the exact opposite. just use a fking comma
NotAmused1001
I think for a writer, they need to study punctuation past the 4th grade level.
BumblyWumbly
If I had a nickel every time this was posted, I'd have more nickels than I would care to have in my pocket at one time.
NullSecc
ApplaudClearThinking
Why is Charlotte Dower sleeping in Mr & Mrs Gideon’s home?
CoffeeAddled
I assume she's an orphan and is in foster care.
pinkskulls06
Step parent mother changed her name not her childs?
ZedaZ80
Yeah me and my siblings had a different name than our parent's, same with my spouse and her siblings (except one).
LianaWhite
Cause foster home?
ILoveFlashlights
Adopted
MFuzzySmock
Where’s the original? I remember it being a lot longer.
Cazzybrown
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/the-monster-under-the-bed
MFuzzySmock
Aww I love it.
5P4C3M4N
We scare because we care
lonelyBaboonBoy
Scaring is caring!
MFuzzySmock
MordorGate
KD0AZT
Dolphinsrapedmybaby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQu_MNlWEAAneHv.jpg
RelativelyWellAdjusted
CheckMyFolders
IMMM ON TV
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
We're M.I.
leoswife746
Making a better tomorrow.. today!!
MedeaRodney
Well that was pretty darned good.
QUIBICUS
+1 for darned
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
Watch your heckin language.
AugustaSugarbean
H*ckin, please!
Scrubbeh
H*ck, for fucks sake censor your foul language!
TGWeaver
I'm not saying the result is bad, but including the twist and outline in the prompt is like "write this for me". It's way too specific.
TGWeaver
A better prompt would just be sentence #1 by itself. Adding sentence #2 pares down the creative flexibility a lot. By #3 it's locked down.
somenerandom
The plot twist is in no way included in the prompt. I don't think you're using "twist"right. Prompt does that prompts do- it paints a >
somenerandom
scenario and lets people develop it. The broad "kid won't scare, boss going himself" could've gone many different ways.
TGWeaver
My point is a prompt is meant to be a much broader general concept. Sentences 2 and 3 refine this point further and further, needlessly.
TGWeaver
1 by itself could have created all kinds of stories, including this one (quite easily, too -- it's a very obvious conclusion for the prompt)
cpcgamer
[Whatever the top comment usually is]
thebinoralbstandsforbrush
Too easy
UrinatingDog
[NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON]
scottjaeger
genius
piirus
[something witty I type in order to score upvotes off of association to the top comment]
OreoD
[Complete cringe reply w/ no grammar, makes no sense at all and makes fun of everything]
MemeDissector
tbh this exact sentence could be what the last top comment was
cpcgamer
Probably written by the same user too.
GodApollo
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
[Bad pun about comment]
CouchCarrot
[Envious comment about how this is always top comment].
Vybors
skillerious
RabidDingo
Nice, I like the story, but it hasn't had the chance to gather any dust before being brought back out.
BreastInspector
Yeah... Good but too frequent
somenerandom
It never really does.
gaussverteilung
Hahaha, this should be top comment!
LadyBith
I mean, it's quite literally whatever the top comment usually is.
thatusernameisregistered
[Comment explaining that this comment is an exact repost of last comment]
Narwhaligator
[Generic secondary comment]
ThisGuyHere
Such an underrated comment!
minivanracer
[Attempt to mine some small amount of points by commenting a tertiary comment]
notkvothethebloodless
[generic third comment that no one reads]
DoorToDoorHentaiSaleswoman
[The Gif]
bigbadroux
Everybody knows yet it's as vague as ever
Jeefbeef
[Witnessed]
DinoHunter56
[Valhalla]
PaperBagel
[Deleted]
cpcgamer
DAMMIT THE GIF, GET OUT OF HERE
nitwon
[query about what was deleted]
MetaVulture
[Pixilated version of The Gif]
CustardBattery
[Witnessed]
HereIGoLurkingAgain
When I see it, I upvote it. Repost or not, it’s neat content.
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68vikings
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TheMajesticHarpyEagle
@theitinerantnaturalist
theitinerantnaturalist
Boelen’s pythons
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Yep. Gorgeous beastie.
theitinerantnaturalist
That’s a boelen’s python
veryhuman
I've never wanted to hug a snake before now.
OlderThanYou
That is a Yes! Rope
MaskMan191
That snake: https://78.media.tumblr.com/59fa95bfcf85b8d4101f1124416a344a/tumblr_inline_omgbxyLBhy1urufhs_540.gif
Waximillian
Great - even the snakes are prettier than me
1metalnation
PRETTY BABY
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
By god I will have that snake and I will have it thrive and breed in captivity if I have to sell my soul to hell to do so. Boelens are such
sexykneesandfriskybits
sexy noodles
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Seriously.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
gorgeous fucking snakes.
dirtyketchup
I’m an eastern indigo fan myself. Had mine for almost 10 years now.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
You have a permit I assume? They're extirpated from my state.
dirtyketchup
You need one to cross line in my state, but I’m not required if I purchase from a breeder in state.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Ahh reasonable. They aren't federally endangered or anything, just have a reduced range. Completely gone from Alabama though.
Chocolateco0kie
That hits home. Wish I had a monster under the bed when I was little.
AsibEUs
You think you do but you don't
Sh4dowWalker96
Same.
jadessdgm
:( Me too.
cometeunmoco
For anyone who relates to this comment <3
TwoOreoesOneCup
I’ve been binging this show again, I love it so much.
Thaskippy
I had a happy childhood and would not change a thing about it.
SatanOfCourse
SolaceinSydney
Yeah .. me too
Miridarna
As do I.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Are you doing okay?
Miridarna
Its hit and miss, but doing far better than I was when I was 3-18. Thanks, friend :)
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
I'm sorry you experienced that, no child should ever subjected to such BS. If you ever want to vent/unwind, feel free to PM me any time ♡
Miridarna
I'm trying the Elsa approach on it, but I'll keep you in mind. Thank you again ♥
oddoregano
Same
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Wow, why/how did so many people have abusive parents as children?! You okay?
oddoregano
Im ok now. Its was my moms boyfriends sadly. Years of alcohol abuse, 3 rehab stays and extensive therapy. I survived. Thank you for caring.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
What a bunch of abhorrent beasts. I hope your mom just didn't know. You should be proud of yourself for getting through it and getting help♡
oddoregano
I told her once when I was 7. She didn't believe me and said it was probably just a dream. I didn't say a word about it again until I was 25
AnnaSparkleBeast
You are a good human being my friend!
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
♡
dorkowastaken
=( hope your time after that was better
Chocolateco0kie
Working on it
dorkowastaken
Best of luck!
Dandillion
Me too buddy, hope you're doing ok now
LadyMidnightToker
That hits way to close.. Minus the alcohol part..
Hemelsblauw
LadyMidnightToker
Yea, I'm good.. He's dead now so that's a plus. Thanks for the hug.
CatInARedBox
Hits WAY. TOO. FUCKING. CLOSE. With the alcohol. Emotional abuse and just crushing my innocence All to often the worst monsters are us....
Bluerosebox2
Right there with you.
LadyMidnightToker
LEZSszel
Maybe isn't under your bed, maybe is taking the same class you do, or going at the gym. We all have a monster who take care of us, somewhere
Chocolateco0kie
I do have that. Thank you for this :-)
Igotdisfromyourpants
I needed to hear that. Thank you.
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
Oh no :( I hope you guys are alright now
taghashtag
AfterLurkinForOveraDecadeIFinallyJoined
This pains me to no end! Having two daughters (and a son), I just can't understand how anyone could purposefully hurt a child...
DrTrebouchet
Being a monster
TheS4ndm4n
It's not hard. They are tiny and don't hit back.
dorkowastaken
Yay good parental base! But why the parenthetical son? Boys need love and affection too. I love my son and daughter to bits =D son's a softy
capughe
Maybe just because the story is specifically about a girl. But yeah, we need to remember boys are vulnerable and need protection too.
AfterLurkinForOveraDecadeIFinallyJoined
True, I think I may have subconsciously related it specifically to this story, but definitely agree.
Cindex1337
Me too.
Chocolateco0kie
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Are you okay?
Bluerosebox2
Same
Hemelsblauw
Quelquefois
I'm tearing up right now after reading this wishing I did too.
TheBlueEmpire
Message me if you need to talk? I'll listen even if I can't be of any help
Quelquefois
thank you. I might take you up on that offer in the near future. I hope you're having a nice day
TheBlueEmpire
Alright sometimes it's help full to get something off your chest and just have someone listen to you. ???? Hope you have a good day.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Are you doing okay now?
Quelquefois
In life or at the moment? Haha. I'm not okay right now but it will pass. Thank you, that's so kind of you. I hope you're doing okay :)
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Hope this helps a little https://imgur.com/user/MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti/favorites/folder/2140755/cute
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Both! You deserve to feel okay, so let me know if there's any way I can help! Feel free to PM me any time if you want to vent/chat!
verticallimit379
Chocolateco0kie
Doing alright :-) thanks for asking
bobolus
FunPolice749
backtothewall290
if you ever need to talk
Imguralterego
Then don't use Imgur. There are some seriously weird people here!
backtothewall290
huh?