Dying young has never been more worth it

Nov 27, 2016 12:22 PM

ForPizzaSake

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Lost me at the burger; otherwise, would definitely sacrifice a couple years of my life for this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gross.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is GROTESQUE.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how the fuck are you supposed to eat that? "oh let's just put a bunch of breakfast stuff in a big goopy pile and let you figure it out".

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

gross...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me at the tots and lost me at the bourbon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did the bacon go so small?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#hangoverburger

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this looks gross to me... but damn i wish i could eat bacon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hate when sandwiches or tacos are too messy to stay together. It defeats the purpose of that category or food. Like really hate!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We call it the good morning burger

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol thought the exact same thing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diabeetus!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And it shall be called the "Merica! Fuck yeah"

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

use better syrup and ham and it's Canada

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck the haters, I'm on board this ship all the way through the heart attack.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...lose the syrup and we'll talk.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf the bacon is all fat basically, thats kinda gross

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 10

it started off well then it got worse

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found it actually good looking...well my family like peanut butter and tuna salad so I don't have much say on what is good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could we stop promoting bad health habits as though it was a cool thing?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

i want this inside me soooo bad!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Disgusting!!

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Hugh Mungus wot!!!??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna try the tots in a waffle iron just to see. But honestly the finished product doesn't look all that appealing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel tightness in my left arm just watching this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why use tater tots when you could just use actual hash browns and it would probably come out better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks bomb.com

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fine with it until the syrup. And I don't like fried eggs, I prefer scrambles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throwing a bunch of individually good things into a pile does not make great food.

9 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 4

Wasn't this an episode of Friends where only Joey would eat the weird shit cause each one was edible?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh but it can though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

True, but it might. Now if you'll excuse me, my lobster mac'n cheese ice cream is getting warm.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

This comment makes me irrationally happy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this so much

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's already established fact that eggs and bacon make burgers better. The only odd member out here is the waffled tot buns.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Actually I've had something similar to this (only difference was one side was donut) and it was great but it could have easily went downhill

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the syrup? Yuck.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I prefer black rum bbq sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've never had bourbon maple syrup then. It adds a touch of sweetness to balance out how salty the bacon can make everything.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But the waffle is made of potato. Syrup and potato?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just have maple bacon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not syrup.

9 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 16

Well, it's syrup that's never seen a tree. Maybe a high-fructose corn stalk or something.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's called "table syrup" and its fucking disgusting

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I'm sorry, but as a Canadian I am deeply offended by your fake syrup.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's also not bacon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Right?! Same thing I was thinking. Never seen real syrup with that lid.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

that doesnt even look like bacon...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It's corn syrup!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 2, 2016 6:16 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

In a free economy sellers don't arbitrarily set prices, a balance between supply and demand does. Either grow more trees or buy less.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or buy things you like and use in moderation. I've had a bottle of Maple syrup from Costco for over 2 years.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not MAPLE syrup, it is indeed syrup. That's actually what i cane here to say, so you still get my like. And yes I'm a french canadian

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

c'est pas syrup d'erable taburnac

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

hahahahahahaha that was great +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am what you'd call an expert in bad French

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the Canadian

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Pennsylvanian!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Vermonter. We exist too, you know.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do you guys make a lot of maple syrup?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you guys hear about the syrup heist in Quebec by any chance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0