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Jun 23, 2020 5:51 AM
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krissypoojackets
Life changes in every way when you stop drinking and whoring. Especially if you’re an alcoholic.
Robibear
#47 that's because biology is the joke
TurtIeproof
I read this as, "animal hoarders" and I think that's correct if I do say so myself.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
If we could elect animals I would 100% have an elephant president. But ironically they’d be democratic.
Avshin
#50 bruh u know nothing about women http://www.cronica.com.py/2019/02/03/mujer-le-mascota-sapo/
Solkanarmy
#7 should be wondiddlyunderland
skirtwearingdude
#50 "You know, Robert, we all come from frogs."
Jonavilez
#4the fuck am i looking at?
Phoenix0rion
"that's not true, if you get m a frog I will hit you. I'll beat you with the frog" -my wife
Dumporama
Man she’s into some kinky stuff!
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
#9 BOOM! Right in the canticles.
orzhvopatriarch
When you're right you're right. I am entirely without feck.
licmasack
.... me too - but I get fecked by the government every so often
tablesquare
#3 Nice pecker
ShadeEmberi
I get the sentiment but the font is cracking me up, is this word art ? in 2020? :D
Mailvirgo
Throwback Thursday haha
crockmonster
Canuck the crow <3
proracing53
#7
Hutchy01
#11 What are us peons supposed to do when Dom wanted to go to Durham against the rules he wrote himself?
Wanzik4
Yeah you should probably talk with your Dom about that.
Krickis
#44 there's a follow-up to this where the wolf thing realizes he was clinically depressed and that staying in bed all day isn't self care
Wizicist
I don't have a link, but you're correct.
Aegaeon
Need some sauce for this
cattothelibrarian
https://twitter.com/_pocketss/status/1074451341366493189
Shuey
#9 did you just misspell the most important word in your joke? ??? I don't know how it's spelled, but Lord! People never proof read
MuffinProof
I don't get it
Khelan2050
I don't know if I'm missing something but if you're talking about Heracles that's how it's spelled?
wintermute93
I'm confused, are you making a joke, or do you actually not know that the Greek hero's name is Heracles? Hercules is the Roman equivalent.
nameusernameusername
What?
aspiringgoodenoughist
Uhm... please don’t give me frogs...
aspiringgoodenoughist
Or toads, just to be clear
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
boblives
It's hypnotic
JamueLSaxon4thEdition
Sarah Natochenny
FlameBeard86
I need this with sound
MarchRoyce
It has sound bruh
FlameBeard86
Negative
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
I don't know what this is but I like it rollmph yeeeeeuuuuugggghhhhhh
zmanz
I think its a pokemon seiyuu (voice actor) at work..
Muttons1337
I smell a weeb
nemobla
#2 well i have kidney failure and medicin fucked my liver and gives me high blodpressure so heart is probably fked. Lungs are not the best.
Nandabun
This would make sense for #11. but what the fuck are you on about?
nemobla
Im literally uselews
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Nope, you can be used in scientific and educational fields after your death, so you are useful but your parts may not fetch a lot of money.
drGrafenberg
Are the eyes good? What about the skin? Good hair? Small intestine feeling it?
Dumporama
Nah, you’re awesome and interesting!
numonster
Sames, I've EDS, all my collagen is fucky~ But! We're worth more than our organs~
delitescency
I have EDS too, my organs are all fragile and shit
numonster
Hello, fellow zebra!
TakeAFannyGallop
If you want a biology joke, just look in the mirror.
housev1l
Heyo!
bibendoom
Somebody call the fire department...
NeverMetAGoodMod
Realgod1002
don't u mean a Biology Mistake?
Quan1000
*cries in vampirism*
AdmiralBabyHands90
*cries in ghost*
kiddk00l
Dumporama
I frowed up :(
ExceptFluffyDuck
Can I have a definition of 'frowed'?
MoraMultus
Frowed- The parallel tense for threw