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Jan 27, 2026 11:16 PM
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Cilvaa
#1 my highest upvoted comment on Reddit (with 15k points) was a 5 word question to someone who had a dolphin masturbate against their foot
Evenmoreuselessname
#23 fiat 500
devasto
#30 I would make this for a baby shower. I am also never invited to baby showers for some reason
abstractdiagram
#22 is so true that I now know where Mammoth Lakes is in regards to Santa Barbara and how much snowfall they average in January
TapiocaMartini
#13 HELLS YEAH THEY DO! bite me my plastic goth disaster.
Snooj
#2 Are you Fluttershy, though? If not, don't worry about it.
ContinuallySenseless
#23 Would love some more dials and buttons in my car. Try changing radio station or some shit on a bumpy road when you got touchscreen for everything :(
voxael
#10 I started singing this like SpongeBob SquarePants and then the 4th line hit me like a train
forelle
The answer to "I'm a hugger" is "And I'm a germaphobe, don't touch me"
WitchIrkalla
#16 they're fine. They still have the desired taste. This bitch wpuld throw away saffron.
whoopsidaz
We cleaned out my Dad’s condo when he died. He had spices from when I lived at home 40 years ago.
swofromtherock
Just add a lil more or something
devasto
Some spices, cumin, rosemary, fennel seeds, will "rejuvenate" if you toast them in a pan for a minute
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
rosemary is so godamn strong i can use 5 year old dried leaves of it and it still taste potent
RuthlessRuben
#15 Friend did this. At 6am on a Saturday. Thought it was a joke, went back to sleep. Then he rang the doorbell and was there in full hiking gear, saying he overslept. He had a trip planned. A week later. With a different friend.
Bombe
Wait, you know people who have _multiple_ friends?!
JarethCutestory
*some jaghole I used to know
RuthlessRuben
Nah, it was a fair mistake in my eyes, we go hiking a lot too and I've got a broken Honda Civic for a brain as well.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
#7 I am struggling to figure this out. I spent decades suppressing my feelings/emotions and now it's slowly killing me.
swofromtherock
Have you tried having kids and/or marijuana?
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Kids would be a terrible idea but I do partake in the Devil's Lettuce.