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TheAncientSea
I have a complicated relationship with my father
slotheroll
KateLauren7
Called my dad he wishes you all the best from australia
FearInoculum
Lost my dad 20 years...still hurts
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
If someone makes a shopping list for me and I think I will have to call, I tell them to write a more detailed list or come with me.
OldMadDad
I approve of this
Twills68
Lost my dad five years ago. Call your dad or your mom. You’ll want to hear their voice again one day and you may not be able to.
NachoPete
I feel both inspired and personally attacked.
EmmaLeRouge
Seeing these types of posts makes me wish I had a nice fun dad
Ac1dBurn72
I'm driving down to surprise my dad on the 1st! He has no idea. So excited.
YeahNoMaybeIDK
Cheomesh
Remember: You probably ruined your dad's life.
notkvothethebloodless
Wrapper eating dad is a dad to be feared. His hunger insatiable, his will unbendable, he is a harbinger of the end times.
cannotespressomyloveforcoffee
I'll be seeing my dad for the first time in months tomorrow, as well as my grandfather. Honestly can't wait.
georgejimmydoodle
My dad used to be an inspector for the public housing here. He was sent for training to supervise the abatement (removal) of lead based/
georgejimmydoodle
paint and asbestos. When he got his certification, he declared himself a master-abater. Dear old Dad.
Ipeainurtea
Wait? Freddie Mercury is alive??
bubbazooka
Who puts milk in their tea?!?!
dijital101
What do you put in yours?
p4r4noid4ndroid
The bee one absolutely made my day. +1
letsgetswifty
I have a pos for a dad. Things like this really make me wish for a dad I never had ?.
jorenCat
Lost my dad this year to cancer. I miss him terribly
BloodyTheSecondBroken
#9 What makes it better for us Danes is the fact that "Far" means dad in Danish
Cattaneo
#18 - Ever notice it's always NASA with these stories? Weird how every dad works at NASA
AmazingPaladin
My dad works at NASA. Can confirm he says "do I look like a rocket scientist" at every available opportunity.
LurkerOfDarkness
#9 Far is the danish word for "dad", just makes it more fun.
idontknowyoufromadam
Swedish as well ...
IamJustinSane
“How ‘bout, NO! You crazy Dutch bastard!”
gorillaClutch
bee suit is pure win
txronin55
My laugh was audible.
Buhbasaur
That one was pretty damn good.
Thelandfill
Far means dad where I come from. Dident see fart in like 5 minutes
Lovesnouts
Farfar!
ChrisWise
Which is?
seckzie
Norway, Sweden, Denmark. But more commonly used as "dad" in Norway and Denmark, in Sweden it is more like saying "father" when you say it.
AliBarber
I don't get it. At all.
Zooooool
Tea means gossip
xXMidNiteXx
And why is his profile pic Firelord Ozai?
MrRandom314159
Because his dad skills are on fire.
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AliBarber
Where?
PhilFromAccounting
black twitter
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AliBarber
Oh. I've literally NEVER heard it used in that context before. And I have a lot of Drag Queen friends
IamJustinSane
Probably the UK.
pfsar
Not anywhere in the UK that I’ve ever heard about.
AliBarber
Nope
datguyjay
Not where I live.
AlekTheJoker
I got the urge to call my Dad all of a sudden
Tarmaccian
I’ve recently become a dad myself, and I got the urge to go to Amazon and order a bee suit. They’re only $39.99!
YourFaceIsAnInsult
Are you African American? Because if you're calling your dad, no one will pick up.
PDXPainter
Your an idiot
iWishThereWasAWayToDeleteThis
You’re*
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
What an ironic comment
PDXPainter
Ikr
YourFaceIsAnInsult
How am I an idoit when you don't know proper grammar?
PDXPainter
An *idiot.
YourFaceIsAnInsult
Was testing you
BNabs
#2 - I'm not saying that's a lie, but I'll let Will Ferrell explain my feelings
SiIverSoul
Yeah, lets risk human lives.. I want it to be fake. And yes, im fun at parties.
UsernameMcUsernameface
You obviously don't live in a small town my dude
FrozenCoast
HelloImAnyGuy
Maybe not this extreme but at a stretch I could buy it in a small town. Especially if you know the officer .
gandraw
Even if that officer is his best buddy I'd expect a "jesus christ Frank what the fuck is wrong with you" for going 90 in a 55.
HelloImAnyGuy
Yeah I agree. I've lived in a small town my entire life and I could KINDA see something like this. But no where on this level
JokerTheHero
They probably were just exaggerating 90 in 55
LondoMollariIsMySpiritAnimal
Call your dad, folks. Mine died 5 years ago and it still stings. We fought for years, and he was complicated, but I'd love to hear his voice
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Penguin90
Same. Lost my dad 6mo ago. Spent several years at odds but we put a lot aside for my kids' sake. He adored them. Wish I had made amends tho.
terribleatchoosingnames
Nah
ILoveCreamPies
No, eff that guy. I bet your dad was ok. Will never have regrets when mine died other than for him being a POS
greendragonwak
This year I wrote my elderly dad a 3 page letter thanking him for being a great dad and grandpa. He cried and hugged me
GordonRamseysMidgetPornDouble
Not even three months..
stinkytarantula
5 years for me due to suicide. I’d give anything to hear him make dumb jokes about three years too old.
TunamiTsunami
Minw passed away three years ago. We didn't fight but I sure do agree I would live to talk to him and hear his voice.
Slothhugswanted
My dad and I got along great but to get to him I had to speak to my mother. I didn't call often often. I regret that.
WellThatsOriginal
(((Hugs)))
CrewDogofthePort
What if your dad is emotionally dead to you & puts no effort into even seeing his grandkids????????????????????????
Notme68
Mine died 27 years ago. That sentiment of yours may lessen, but it doesn't go away.
HairyPoot
Man. Both my parents died and I wasn't around for either. Never thought I could feel so lost and overwhelmed, then it happened again.
HairyPoot
Never leave without saying I love you. Make sure they know how priceless and important they are to you.
SlappedStupid
My dad disowned me. I want to know him but he doesn't want anything to do with me so... nope... hurts too much.
CmfMttnPpl
17 years here, it never stops hurting
jekath
As a dad who no longer has a dad - call your parents. And record them telling stories from their youth. You'll miss their voices one day
TheyHatesUsCausTheyAintUs
Some times I'm kinda glad my dad wasn't in my life.
XtremeFalcon222
I can hear the sentiment in your written txt, and it stings, deeply with feels.... But I'd still rather beat the shit out of my dad.
Prosecutrixxx
My dad is an asshole. Not everyone has a great relationship with their family. And that's okay.
YeahReallyyep
Dad here. Grown up daughter here for Xmas and she's reverted to a 15yr old. Couch potato. Dad can you cook me breakfastWhat's for dinner?1/2
YeahReallyyep
Shopping with Mum can I have some cash from your stash. I know where it is I'll only take if you say no. She gave me a hug a ?$150 poorer..
ladybuglauren
I want to ask for advice but I fear judgement or no one will reply.
IntoTheNexus90
It's great that you had a good relationship but not all of us want to call our dads for various reasons.
netnei
I don't have a dad
GCRust
Lost mine 5 years ago to cancer. Cherish them folks, because when they are gone you'll have days like mine today - where I just want to talk
mopargirl67
Lost my Dad 2 years ago. My life hasn't been the same since. I totally relate.
toxxicflame
Lost mine 2 years ago I'm only 18 and it sucks bc he worked alot and I didnt really get to know him
Anjirutaru
I haven't spoken to my dad in 30 years. Not all dads are worth keeping in touch with, I don't regret the silence between us.
RateMyGrandma
Can I speak to him a bit?
VeganFeministFlatEarther
I’m only 25, by I haven’t spoke to mine in almost 4 now. Outsiders always put way too much value on the fact that you share blood. He toxic
HelloImAnyGuy
Lost mine when I was 12. Shit time to lose your dad and I miss the small amount of time I did have with him every day. Never gets easier
Roguishpotato
My dad died 2 years ago. He reached out to me for help and i couldnt. I lived with the guilt of contributing to his death.
Penguin90
I'm so sorry for your hurt over your dad's death. If you couldn't help you shouldn't feel guilty. Please consider counseling. It can help.
Hazzardteen
Mine died this year. He passed away unexpectedly at his favorite club. We Also had a complicated sort of relationship. Do what this guy says
mushroomking
I haven't spoken to my dad since I was 8. He wasn't a terrible dude but I also don't miss him. No anger, only apathy.
ToastyLeggings
My dad left 15 years ago contacting me out of the blue a few years ago. I still don't know if I'm comfortable talking to him
gunnexx
Tomorrow when its his bday
frkbunbun
Feel the exact same way about my dad, it's been 3 years ?
mugu88
Lost mine 5 years ago to alcoholism. I feel like I'll always have questions about it. But I miss him so much.
MajorLeagueFister
My dad sent me a text message a week before my birthday apologizing for not being able to come see me because he bought a truck instead
MajorLeagueFister
In short, "meh".
bluecardinal
This is what I keep saying to my brother. He tells me he'll be fine if Dad dies. Breaks my heart.
bluecardinal
Guess I should have said when he dies.
TheRealLouzander
So sorry to hear that. I'm actually waiting at the hospital to see my Dad right now, not sure what's wrong with him. Could be serious.
nateglen350
Just left my dad at the hospital, hes91 , so sad ,him wishing to join my mom, I come here, to laugh at what you fools write, thanks
TheRealLouzander
Prayers and best wishes for you. My heart goes out to you and your family. It's a really tough thing.
Penguin90
Praying for you and your dad. Hope is a quick, easy fix. Feel free to vent to me if you need.
TheRealLouzander
You're awesome for saying that, I really appreciate it. Still waiting to figure out what's going on with him.
mockingbird75
I hope you get some good news soon
TheRealLouzander
Thank you. I appreciate that.
whatdoesminesay
New year's eve mark 6 for me :(. I would give everything I own and then some just to see him for another five minutes.
Emiloo74
Same sentiment for my grandfather. Twelve years since he died and I miss him still.
SayGnight
Me too❤️
Raighto
me too.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Have a voicemail saved from college from my dad just calling to check up on me. Never deleting that ish
stinkytarantula
Me too. I lost that one and one from my grandma when my son was born but I still remember them.
ireallyneedabetterusername
I have three from my mom who passed away in January this year. Forward the sound files so you never lose them!
sometimespeopleeatpoop
I had the same but when I upgraded to a new phone the voicemail was lost...
TheOneWhoWhispers
This is why I always help people record messages from loved ones!!! And save it to their cloud accounts!!!!
CrustySandwichBread
It'll be a good day when mine croaks. Sad to say but not all dads are great. If your is, then yes, go call him. Hug him. Have a beer or 5.
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
Hey if mine croaks I'll be able to kick out his sorry ass second wife and kids from my mom's house.
pitajr
I’d look into that. Doubtful if they married
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
Het name is not on the Mortgage. Dutch law says my mom can kick her out, she has no inheritance right. Only 2/3 kids do because 1/2
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
Her first was born in wedlock and my mom didn't /hasn't acepted her as an official child. Dutch law.
lovememaddly
Oh ya! I'm looking forward to the news. Told him I will never see/speak to him or attend the funeral; that day was a good one too.
iaintcommentinonyourimage
Mine just died a few months ago. It seemed strange that everybody expected me to care. Most parents are at least decent but a lot aren't.
dav3nasty
You should get a bee suit. Apparently they’re only like 39.99 off of amazon.
MustntSleep
Chill
vicvalour
Condolences to Londo, but he did set up a great reply
DrStrangeBlub
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Gr3ggl3s
I have tried for years with mine. Was invited my wedding 3 weeks ago, didn't come. We're civil but I refuse to go out of my way for him.
Penguin90
I'm sorry your efforts were not honored. You'll never regret trying though. Civility may be all he has in him. That's not on you. Congrats!
Gr3ggl3s
Thanks. Some of my family have cut ties for good. I can't seem to do it. I'm fine with being civil.
Gr3ggl3s
PS: sorry to hear about your Dad.
se24990
Sorry to hear about yours....
Gr3ggl3s
It's his loss. I have an incredible step dad who steps up and sets the bar high for Dads everywhere.
nostradumasss
Lau-ra!
finnsto
Father!!
LizardsInTheSky
"Lâu ra" if you want correct spelling of Vietnamese
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
12 hours is not even that long of labor! Call me when you hit 36.
Llohr
According to google translate that actually means "wipe off" in Vietnamese.
LizardsInTheSky
It's "lâu ra" that means what Laura said.
Llohr
Yeah that's what I posted 6 hours ago :)
LizardsInTheSky
My bad. I missed it :)
sambaloelek
Missing the accents. Di and Di in Vietnamese can mean go or whore depending on the access.
Wankathon
Things often have double meanings though
Llohr
Needs to be lâu ra to mean long out. The â doesn't constitute a double meaning, it constitutes a distinct word.
uusseerrssuubb
How do you pronounce that?
OdinsMakingSmores
It's pronounced lâu ra