Mommasaurusrex
216066
8027
223
Dec 17, 2017 9:56 PM
Mommasaurusrex
216066
8027
223
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Plus there was probably a lot of tail at that class
WhatD0thLife
I'd be careful pulling her hair into such a tight bun it can cause traction alopecia. Let the fuckbois with samurai haircuts get it instead
Arbiten
I Like How Uppercase Letters Are Overused In That Sentence
GeneralPigly
My mom didn't know how to do fancy things like this. She'd always just brush my hair for me and I'd wear it down. Congrats to this dad.
Huldra
This is why we cant have nice things. Awesome dad tho ❤
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
We praise kids for taking their first steps, like wow big whoop kid, I’ve been walking for almost 30 years without praise
lucienishisnameo
My children's father wouldn't change a diaper without dramatically gagging. + 1,000 for this dad.
Ihatetard
Try doing cloth diapers. They're fun to clean...dad here.
Klemmentine
Who Types Sentences Where Every Word Is Capitalized?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Feminists who think it gives their fanatical perspective more impact.
CarrionLugganja
Im a man and I can tie shoelaces
Mommasaurusrex
Awe good for you *pats head*
knifeskills
Favorite memory of my childhood was dad braiding my braids...miss him
flyingmoon
I am a female and I approve this message!
LSparkles
Please accept this rubber stamp
flyingmoon
With pleasure
chrissgurl6501
The truth. I'm a girl and I need braiding lessons for my daughter...
chrissgurl6501
Honestly, I'm just not dexterous. If I could braid with my mind, no problem.
Mommasaurusrex
No shame I can't braid my mom busy doing other stuff and my kids are male.
McKavian
I'm a male and i'v been growing my hair out. I may need lessons in how to braid my own hair.
McFluffySundae
Im sure I will be learning all about man stuff myself seeing as I'm a single mom of a boy. I hope I can be as awesome as this dad!
Lithxe
This is fine, but my husband got complimented at the store just for holding our baby. There is much less expected of fathers for some reason
svnnh
Yeah, I can get where this person is coming from. They're wrong on this one, but I get it. I doubt it's just because they hate men.
CityYeti
I can't wait until my little girl is older and me and the miss' teaches her how to cook
HodgeNPodge
Hell, I'm a woman and I could use a cosmotology class.
Ninjinister
Gives a bad name to the actual Envy Adams.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
CringeMetal
Why has imgur become such a hub for reactionaries?
aflarge
What pisses me off about people like envyaadams is they would then turn around and expect me to like type-A's just because they're women.
aflarge
Because it clearly couldn't be that I just find high power money obsession to be insufferable, it's gotta be the vaginas.
newimgurscreenname
Are you saying people give you shit for not going after successful women?
aflarge
No, but any time you talk shit about some powerful, type-A woman, CLEARLY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH STRONG WOMEN DON'T YOU, YOU SEXIST PIG?
aflarge
And oddly enough, nobody ever seems to have a problem with me when I talk shit about powerful, type-A men.
newimgurscreenname
That's the key right there. If you talk shit about both, fuck em.
Ihatetard
Yes but is there a class to do black girl hair? Not a single dad but trying to do my daughter's hair is very funnnnn.
Mommasaurusrex
YouTube and Google is how I learn almost everything as an adult.
truckingdemon
amen to that. people just need to understand basic differences and except/praise it instead of demeaning it for personal vendetta.
heinekenfuckthatshitpabstblueribbon
Sorry dude, I'm not a grammar Nazi, but there's a big difference between except & accept. The latter I'm sure you meant. +1 regardless
TBone1911
Dat username doe. #pbralltheway
truckingdemon
indeed thank you for that.
Icantrecall
I wonder if these classes cover traction alopecia .
misandrymermaid
Women don't take hair styling classes because WOMEN/MOTHERS ARE EXPECTED TO KNOW HOW TO DO HAIR AND TEACH THEM? YOU DON'T SAY??
misandrymermaid
Not today, sexist feminist haters.
bitchinmona
My wife & I are adopting. We are white but may adopt a black child. We will learn how to do black hair. This is basically what this dad did.
knifeskills
Hairdos in African American culture are cornerstone. But natural hair looks best, to me
bitchinmona
Braiding, etc. *is* natural hair. It’ll ultimately be up to the child to choose how to wear her hair, but we will want to care for it right.
Mommasaurusrex
I think it looks amazing natural.
drivergrrl
I can't do any girly stuff my mom was busy working 14 hours a day. Hung out with guys. Can change a tire, no idea how to dress pretty.
blahblum
Mum was always a simple person with straight hair. I have wild curls. She never knew what to do with them. Took me years to figure it out.
blahblum
Kept cutting it short and shopping from the gents section. The shorts and pants are so much more comfortable! Learning how to dress up..
drivergrrl
I wish I did know how to do girl stuff, but maybe it shouldn't matter?
mynameisprince
And Don’t Capitalise The Start Of Every Fucking Word.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I'm pretty sure the people who do it are just as idiotic as people who capitalise none, but they're more (mis-)educated.
3timesaday1
Its a code.
johnnyfalstaff
When you're reading something that has capital letters in all words it's usually Some Sort Of Bullshit.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
That shit makes me so mad. You’re not goddamn clickbait. Stop it.
SquishBucket
I took an online class with a guy who wrote that way. He claimed it was the only way that felt right, that he had some form of OCD.
[deleted]
[deleted]
RedRegent
Only The Homestucks
SirLyonhart
This is how you do titles. Nice click-baitey line though, finishing with a question. How Will This End?
GigavoltFox
I Don't Understand Why This Is A Thing It's Actually A Lot Of Work
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
The Imgur app on Android used to do that automatically for me. Annoying as fuck, but maybe that's bitch's excuse.
tacticalattackterriers
In this particular thing, I think they were trying to give an alternative title. But I don't understand why people do it any other time.
GigavoltFox
Good point, I didn't think about it that way. I see this a lot on Twitter and figured it was some sort of fad
Equinox13
Copy into Microsoft Word. Highlight. Shift + F3 until it does it for you. Only use when appropriate, such as for titles.
qyron
That wasn't a comeback. That was a sniper shot outside of line of sight with an anti materiel gun. +1
Dranton12
That’s a fine blood mist.
ImAnAvacado
No, this was a 360 no-scope that ricocheted off a rock.
bravecatgaming
anti bullshit gun
iamkarlpilkington
https://imgur.com/xLTyWIJ
serialkillazjungle
Jesus fuck. It genuinely took me a couple of reads before i understood what was going on! Is this really the world we're living in?
MundaneBum
.
millenniumdragon
So something like this? https://youtu.be/KK1N6BnVCr8
coreyjayb
360 no scope
Kilroy232
tomyironmane
Nah. That was an Excalibur shot. 36km, bank off the cloud on the left, nothin but net. Ever seen them do a headshot with a M777?
Headstereo
A rod from space.
ThisGuy8089
like the x-ray gun in Perfect Dark. http://perfectdark.wikia.com/wiki/FarSight_XR-20?file=Perfect_Dark_Weapons_%2833%29.png
effortless8
If you used auto finder instead of manual mode youre a noob.:P
Blackcloudonetyone
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Nah man, that was holding a railroad tie and letting her ricochet her own bullet.
HappyChinaMan
So mothers are expected to know how to do hair and pass that down, but not fathers? That confirms everything envyadams said was true.
HappyChinaMan
But keep celebrating about this epic "burn" in your imagination. Women are expected to know how to do hair. What was false?
HappyChinaMan
And how is it "man-hating" to point something out? Singe mothers get shit on for everything.
HappyChinaMan
A single mother would be told that they are ruining their children's lives by not having a father around. There's a disparity here.
MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent
You've apparently never been to Brooklyn, where a ton of the fathers aren't around anyway. But keep beating it to your self righteousness.
patakunkku
That's the White Death, sniping you from afar with a goddamn smg
Zoem
one batch, two batch
godofnope
Penny and a Dime
TheOneWhoLearns
Penny and dime
DemoB0y
Rifle. RIFLE. AMR. Jesus. Some people......
qyron
Gun. As in weapon. A piece of artillery which theoretical use would be for non refined aimed fire.
LuluTheLucario
Downvoted for being correct... Yep, seems about right for imgur.
DemoB0y
Im used to it.
TheManInTheWall
Thats a scotsman kicking a terrorist in the balls
xXPawnStarrXx
The terrorist was on fire too.
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
So hard he tears a tendon in his foot
TharrickLawson
While the terrorist is on fire!
patakunkku
In the gun-foot?
iamthefriend
That username tho
sempiesalty
My hats off to him. I can’t do a pony tail for my 3 yo daughter but luckily I have mom and an older daughter.
thalass
I never took classes but vaguely remembered cousins or friends braiding their hair so I managed to fumble it well enough for my girl.
bunnyrut
as a female, i'm shit at that stuff as well.
Bobmonkey07
As a long haired guy, I had a girl ask me for help to get a ponytail on top of her head (Marching band hats), so you're not the only one.
ArchSchnitz
I "know how" to do a ponytail, but I fuck them up. I need a class.
GrootyMcGrootface
Same. I’m useless.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Do... do your take your hats off because you want him to do your hair too?
MaxweIIhaus
Shop vac and scrunchy. My little cousin loves that shit.
sempiesalty
I tried but she is too small. Probably 2 years away but that is a A+ strat.
hblb229
A couple tips you may have already heard. Have her flip her head upside down. Makes gathering the hair a lot easier. Get a smallish vristle
hblb229
Bristle brush to smooth it down before tying it. Get hair ties you can get your fingers into and wrap it around a bunch of times if you need
hblb229
to. The little ones won't do you any good if you can't get your fingers in. If she has very fine hair, you might just have to wait until
hblb229
She is older. Some hair can't even hold a barette!