HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
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Oct 27, 2017 8:27 AM
HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
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Bobsnotmyaunty
Fwd.Fwd.Fwd.Fwd.Re.Fwd
EternalAegis
God...this thing again.
OrangeBarb
If that brunette is homely I'm hideous
cantfigureoutmyusername
ChestnutCritter
How many times have I seen this reposted?
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
That brunette is not particularly homely.
SabatonXX
Ssexxyblue
Archer gif = +1
GeraSol13
OMG... I listened this gif!
Thekindofkindlyman
theheatman
naturalle
Well that’s just rude
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Best post in a good while. Upvote!
itsdogglesworldimjustaspectator
I enjoyed it too :)
MachineGunJeanMaurice
The moral of this story: in a wagon, with two women and a guy, the English man is concentrating on what he can do to a guy in the dark...
lowtanus
no its that the englishman is limp wristed and slaps like a girl
RoutemasterFlash
Now say that to this Englishman: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03480/eubank-hat_3480950b.jpg
lowtanus
im welsh saying things like that to englishmen is a national pastime
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
#2 pic does not feature a homely brunette.
Tomkatie
None of the brunettes featured have been homely
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
Good point. I already knew the joke and had skimmed the images. Missed that second brunette.
YouJustG0tSarged
@op But why is it called a warthog, looks more like a puma
Chillager
I don't want to sound rude, but could someone please explain how/why this is funny?
StonesOnTheHill
The rivalry between neighboring countries are often the subject of jokes. If you don't find that concept funny, the joke won't work for you.
PMMEYOURGF
I thought it was funny cuz where I’m from the “stereotype Englishman” is like cocky.
StonesOnTheHill
There's also the subverted expectations. It started out as a raunchy joke, but ended up as a different kind of joke.
lopsidemaniac
Spilling the tea
kodak33
Tarlon
We raised our heart and eyes to heaven crying for God to have compassion upon us, and to turn away from us the power of the French.
gren2del
Re: Re: Re: Cc: Re: Re
juliendg137
Plot twist:to make this joke racist,the Frenchman has to be black
StonesOnTheHill
Nah, he has to be human first. As it is, this is just animal cruelty.
InapropsDude
Re:re:re:re:re funny
JinJinkies
RE RE RE RE RE RE FWD FWD FWD RE FWD
SoftcoreFavorites
In case anyone cares, the trains are RhB. Rhätische Bahn. Fantastic railway in Switzerland. Highly recommended.
FloodingWaters
that's the only takeaway from this dumbassed joke
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
D ÄR HA BEE. Woher chummt da huere H?
BadlyCroppedContent
Von RHaetia du nüssli
SpacemanStanisalredytaken
You bois ever ride on a NYC subway?...dont Its the worst fucking thing you can do
SoftcoreFavorites
Indian Railways send their regards.
SpacemanStanisalredytaken
Lmfao
PohatuUniterofStone
Easily the best train system I've ever been on.
ookkee
What do mean “in case”
ErmAskMeLater
Having rode Swiss trains earlier this year I completely agree
SoftcoreFavorites
Our infrastructure is a masterpiece.
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
Damn, you are a slut.
Inappropesmagotes
One of the fetishes?
omox
Sheldon Cooper, is that you?
DradBones
I rode one during my trip to Europe this summer but unfortunately the train ran overnight so I didn’t get to see much at all
YetHereIam
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DanQualeGarageSale
RE:FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:RE:RE:FW:FW:FW:READ TO END PUNCHLINE IS GREAT HAHAHA!
EdcJ
Old but gold
ITradeObscureReferencesForPoints
I feel like i saw this on the fp a few days ago.. eh whatever
iamdanman
Still funny
Jowrdan
Acrage
It seems Imgur is a place of censorship and recycled material now.
Thoraxe123
We have no standards
DiscGolfJunkie
@RepostStatistics
GodEmperor0fMankind
According to repost statistics, it's been like six and a half weeks
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
Most reposts are mildly annoying, but if ones like this at least use good pictures, I'm fine
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
except nobody bothers to change the pictures :(
Vernietiging
Is it really necessary to post a dozen of stock pictures along with an old as earth joke?
ijustwanttoupvotestuff
Just as unnecessary as anything on Imgur. Less unwarranted than your comment. Good day sir( or madam).
khele
Im quite sure this joke isnt 6000 years old.
L1qu1dN1tro
I'm quite sure the earth isn't 6000 years old
khele
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/992/468/17e.jpg
RogueArt
america is only 2017 years old
buickgnx88
BZTay
Bonjourno!!
Gianttesticlemonster
Mi scusi
DonaldFuck
First thought.
Gianttesticlemonster
There's a deleted scene where they go to an embassy and he turns out to be their immigration lawyer
thedroidyourelookinfor
Gianttesticlemonster
Sorry he's admin worker with a travel company. Still glorious though. Scene starts around 4:15 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=22VqRxQy7hs
maugue
Thank you kind sir!
ButILovethecookie
I love that film it's so shit it's awesome!
baaaaaas4
Sauce me brother / sister
OhExcellent
Eurotrip
bronypokey6918
DefenderOfDog
they all thought it was a pervert but it was a racist all along
DadJokesaretheBest
Theres only two things i hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch
Estbgti
The English and French dislike for each other isn't racism, it's more of a semi banterous running joke.
Loutrezilla
Until it stops being a joke.
Estbgti
It doesn't. Tbh if you're not English or French just shut it.
Loutrezilla
Otter = loutre in French, so I'll give you a guess.
Estbgti
Ha so you're a Frog? You should run away back to your smelly cheese.
l8rz
Xenophobic, technically.
JokerVonDoloh
Shouldn't it be "Nationalist"?
l8rz
Same same
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Bigot, maybe (protestant/catholic).
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Just be glad it wasn't two irishmen then. Whole train'd be on fire.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Or a Scotsman and anybody else.
abundantbadgers
Rule 1: "a ___, a ____ and a Frenchman..." Punchline is the Frenchman.
4noku
France is a punchline.
ClandestineIntestine
*slapline
DoctorPepperWho
Slapsgiving!
redloki55
this is more of a 'slap-line'
DungeonMaster69
A ___, a _____ and a Swede... is the equivalent in Finland
DemoB0y
Ah Brother Finland. How you do ammuse me. https://satwcomic.com
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
Mainly, "A Finn, a Swede, and a Norwegian... (insert rest of joke)"
MusicalAmphibian
Same in norway
WhiteIce2112
This time the punchline I'd literally the frenchman
MadMupp
Isnt that always the way... Especially as an English man
Ajax97
More often it's the Irishman that is the punchline
mph5mph
More often it is the irish that are punching someone.
CoeusDarksoul
Unless there's a Pollack.
spicerfacts
Uzernaime
Oooo, I want more joke equations.
Ryebread91
So too many people in the story?
zomars
The punchline here are the Guasave-man
fencer1964
Mais oui!
LeighWilsonArt
Except for when the joke starts out as "A Brit, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican..."
ForSomeAbstractReason
The Good Place had the best one recently, just so casually mentioned all French people go to hell when talking about ethics.
AlexanderAdama
Si la blague était en français comme ceci: "un ___, un ____ et un Anglais..." alors le dindon de la farce, ça sera l'Anglais.
ArchibaldGalloway
Ce serait* l'Anglais . Corrigé pr la concordance des temps. Si tu es FR, shame on you. If you're not a native speaker, that was well done.
tohubohu
Grammaryen !
ArchibaldGalloway
Oh pas tant que ça. Grammarvative if anything
thedoctorrrrr
lol la première fois que je lis dindon de la farce sur Imgur !
xdreamr
j'avoue !
bond674
The french are invading!!!
roskoh
this is not accurate, as a french guy i would have touched the blond and the hottie brunette while bitch slapping the english man.
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Shigren
He literally said he was...
WillWorkForHeadpats
Did you mean while surrendering to the englishman?
roskoh
we only surrenders to germans
WillWorkForHeadpats
Are we not counting Napoleon?
AnneAunyme
Napoleon lost the war because he was fighting something like 8 countries at the same time. You can compare this to William's story...
WillWorkForHeadpats
Napoleon was a god damn bad ass! But the statement was the french only surrender to germans. I was just pointing out that isnt true.