Apr 6, 2016 12:20 PM

xxtehseekerxx

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Shout Out To The Ceiling

For keeping a roof over my head

Shout Out To The Floor

For keeping me on solid ground

Shout Out To Dumb Bells

For being my anchor

Shout Out To The Sidewalk

For keeping me off the streets

Shout Out To Oxygen

For being a breath of fresh air

Shout Out To Gravity

For keeping me down to earth

Shout Out To My Mom

For calling my Teddy Bear gay

And Finally...

Shout Out To Leukemia

FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH! SUCK A DICK, CANCER! (Front Page Edit: During the start of my second round fight with Leukemia  https://imgur.com/fawLGnx Me about a 8 months after my last dose Of chemotherapy  https://imgur.com/XePpoIF Me as of yesterday finding out I'm in the clear again https://imgur.com/wXsDbGh I love this community, thank you for making the fight easier)

fuck yeah @op my congrats to you!!

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Your teddy bear isn't gay, OP

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I legit laughed at the end

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes ! Confuckingrats !

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEAH! FUCK CANCER!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so. Fucking. AWESOME!!!!!!!! You go, @OP, you go!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Shout out to my legs for always supporting me, shout out to my arms for always being at my side.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

God Bless You & Good Health Wishes! Hurray! Celebrate & blow out candles on a cake! :)=

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ASK WHAT THE OPPOSITE OF IN IS

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUCK CANCER!!! ψ(`∇´)ψ

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You did it. You did it on your own. You did it with a lot of help from people who love you. So you did it. Respect earned.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... But did you REALLY beat it the first time?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Technically "beating" it consists of it being so low in PPM that it doesn't have an oportunity to multiply agai.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, suck it, blue!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cheers for you! HOORAH, HOORAH!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CANCER CAN GO TO SUPER HELL! (Congrats OP! I'm happy for you!)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cancer recently took our controversial former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. He was 46 years old, left behind a wife and two young children.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry to hear that; The loss of a fellow human be they your best friend or a complete stranger is still a loss.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You. Are. Awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shoutout to my fingers, who I can always count on.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice ah reference bro, also congrats!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Ya Cock Bite!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations OP from a fellow Leukemia survivor! FUCK CANCER! If you don't mind me asking, how did you beat it the second time?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I only ask because I had an anonymous bone marrow transplant. I always fear getting Leukemia again...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Congrats @OP im glad you stayed strong and i hope you for many more years of life

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As do I. I stil haven't conquered Mars just for spite.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoutout to my legs for always supporting me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This should be someone's high school valedictorian speech.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell, these are my wedding vows.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the cancer beating. This was still shit awful content

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I found it hillarious. "If Im making myself laugh, I don't care if you find it amusing or not." - Adolf Hitler - Spring Time For Hitler

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Side Note: I am fully aware I am not funny, I just love makinc myself laugh over stupid shit. Lol.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice Ray Quote. And Congratulations you great cancerless human you!!!

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Hello Fellow Cock Bite!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

GEE GEEEEEEEEEEE!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EUCALYPTUS!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Shout out to Courtney for pretending to date me," "or the gut that pretends to be Courtney," "Yea or the guy who pretends to be Courtney."

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Also, TrustedHipster. If you go on Courtneys twitter, she does porn. Its weird to think Ray dated multiple hot chicks one being in porn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Fellow Cock Bites!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YEAH SUCK A DICK CANCER YOU LITTLE BITCH! ( also congrats !! )

10 years ago | Likes 1645 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

They may have left this planet but they sure as hell are still with us.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I read this as Sterling Archer

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suck a a big, veiny, hasn't-showered-in-4-days dick, cancer. Get a pube stuck in your throat and gag all day, cancer.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I would prefer it if cancer didn't suck on my dick. I can recommend a few colleagues for the....err....privilege?

10 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Funny story, I have only one testicle. My balls were to close to the sun, and got burned.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you prefer a Scorpio? Perhaps a Pisces?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was think more Blackbeards syphilis infected meat sword. 6 fathoms below !

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The instruction quite clearly says to "suck a dick cancer", you see?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enlarge your dick for only $99 today!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

"Wow, now that's a low price! Let's bump it up to a few more thousand dollars." http://imgur.com/O2nnxpE

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dog just got diagnosed with lymphoma ;(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry to hear that. Its no walk in the park, but it gets a HELLUVA lot more manageable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It's tough because I grew up with him. He has until ~late may :/ fuck cancer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lost 3 bro's on that shit, not going to dare the devil. (even if, deep down, i know he is really a dick sucking little bitch)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, what was in it that had that devistating of an effect? (Don't feel obligated to explain)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear that. From one internet stranger to another !

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite "I just beat cancer!" post. Congrats, OP! Stay healthy!

10 years ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I am a big fan of shitty jokes and Rooster Teeth. Lol.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Definitely the best cancer beating post ever. And that's saying a lot because beating cancer in general is the best. Go you!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RT is awesome and so are you. Winning, winning, epic winning.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously, this post was the best.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aw, thanks alot. Fucker.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you Courtney for pretending to date me

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or the guy that pretends to be Courtney

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you hear about Meg?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i did not

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, cancer can suck a whole bag of dicks! Keep kicking ass @OP!

10 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 0

It got a little too overzealous on the suckin' and took one of my nuts with it. Luckly it was the right one... My less favorite of the two.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Are you all right now?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, I think he's feeling left out

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Great wordplay!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats "Lefty"....way to stay positive!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I am lefthanded as well, so it was cool and fitting to me. thats why I appreciated it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha...the hand is not really the anatomical region I was referring to ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, you only have one nut, you know what you must do. You must conquer Europe, like Napoleon and Hitler before you.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, I really do.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just dont follow through on the rest of their policies, especially Hitler's.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All super interesting people. Just TERRIBLE human beings.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0