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Shout Out To The Ceiling
For keeping a roof over my head
Shout Out To The Floor
For keeping me on solid ground
Shout Out To Dumb Bells
For being my anchor
Shout Out To The Sidewalk
For keeping me off the streets
Shout Out To Oxygen
For being a breath of fresh air
Shout Out To Gravity
For keeping me down to earth
Shout Out To My Mom
For calling my Teddy Bear gay
And Finally...
Shout Out To Leukemia
FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH! SUCK A DICK, CANCER! (Front Page Edit: During the start of my second round fight with Leukemia https://imgur.com/fawLGnx Me about a 8 months after my last dose Of chemotherapy https://imgur.com/XePpoIF Me as of yesterday finding out I'm in the clear again https://imgur.com/wXsDbGh I love this community, thank you for making the fight easier)
TheMissMarianne
fuck yeah @op my congrats to you!!
SaladFingersUpMyButt
Your teddy bear isn't gay, OP
justthereceptionist
I legit laughed at the end
Kiickless
Yes ! Confuckingrats !
axel209
YEAH! FUCK CANCER!
wombraider90
This is so. Fucking. AWESOME!!!!!!!! You go, @OP, you go!
GopalSangra
Shout out to my legs for always supporting me, shout out to my arms for always being at my side.
JustMare
God Bless You & Good Health Wishes! Hurray! Celebrate & blow out candles on a cake! :)=
gamblingpoet
SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ASK WHAT THE OPPOSITE OF IN IS
Behindthestoner
FUCK CANCER!!! ψ(`∇´)ψ
DanielDavisRanger175
You did it. You did it on your own. You did it with a lot of help from people who love you. So you did it. Respect earned.
JustForTheSexy
... But did you REALLY beat it the first time?
xxtehseekerxx
Yeah. Technically "beating" it consists of it being so low in PPM that it doesn't have an oportunity to multiply agai.
Skeletorwillriseagain
Yeah, suck it, blue!
runningawaynow
Cheers for you! HOORAH, HOORAH!
tcghosted
CANCER CAN GO TO SUPER HELL! (Congrats OP! I'm happy for you!)
JoeinCanada
Cancer recently took our controversial former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. He was 46 years old, left behind a wife and two young children.
xxtehseekerxx
I'm sorry to hear that; The loss of a fellow human be they your best friend or a complete stranger is still a loss.
LilFern
You. Are. Awesome.
SlutForLasagna
Shoutout to my fingers, who I can always count on.
JaegerBomb17
Nice ah reference bro, also congrats!
xxtehseekerxx
Thanks, Ya Cock Bite!
JRSpazz
Congratulations OP from a fellow Leukemia survivor! FUCK CANCER! If you don't mind me asking, how did you beat it the second time?
JRSpazz
I only ask because I had an anonymous bone marrow transplant. I always fear getting Leukemia again...
KansasLiggins
Congrats @OP im glad you stayed strong and i hope you for many more years of life
xxtehseekerxx
As do I. I stil haven't conquered Mars just for spite.
SlutForLasagna
Shoutout to my legs for always supporting me.
Cipher3
This should be someone's high school valedictorian speech.
xxtehseekerxx
Hell, these are my wedding vows.
justfriendswiththecoco
Congrats on the cancer beating. This was still shit awful content
xxtehseekerxx
Well I found it hillarious. "If Im making myself laugh, I don't care if you find it amusing or not." - Adolf Hitler - Spring Time For Hitler
xxtehseekerxx
Side Note: I am fully aware I am not funny, I just love makinc myself laugh over stupid shit. Lol.
Bathius
Nice Ray Quote. And Congratulations you great cancerless human you!!!
xxtehseekerxx
Hello Fellow Cock Bite!
DeathPandaa
GEE GEEEEEEEEEEE!
xxtehseekerxx
EUCALYPTUS!!!
trustedhipster
"Shout out to Courtney for pretending to date me," "or the gut that pretends to be Courtney," "Yea or the guy who pretends to be Courtney."
xxtehseekerxx
Also, TrustedHipster. If you go on Courtneys twitter, she does porn. Its weird to think Ray dated multiple hot chicks one being in porn
xxtehseekerxx
Yeah! Fellow Cock Bites!
5inthepoo
YEAH SUCK A DICK CANCER YOU LITTLE BITCH! ( also congrats !! )
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
http://m.cancer.org/cancer/penilecancer/
spicepoet
thefucksnotgiven
They may have left this planet but they sure as hell are still with us.
AlphaQueueBeta
I read this as Sterling Archer
5inthepoo
Literally
AlphaQueueBeta
AutomatedLady
Suck a a big, veiny, hasn't-showered-in-4-days dick, cancer. Get a pube stuck in your throat and gag all day, cancer.
TheCarolingian
I think I would prefer it if cancer didn't suck on my dick. I can recommend a few colleagues for the....err....privilege?
xxtehseekerxx
Funny story, I have only one testicle. My balls were to close to the sun, and got burned.
OodlesOfJewdles
Would you prefer a Scorpio? Perhaps a Pisces?
5inthepoo
I was think more Blackbeards syphilis infected meat sword. 6 fathoms below !
pilotperson
The instruction quite clearly says to "suck a dick cancer", you see?
xxtehseekerxx
Yeah!
BenSnow97
Enlarge your dick for only $99 today!
JoshVita
"Wow, now that's a low price! Let's bump it up to a few more thousand dollars." http://imgur.com/O2nnxpE
dirtbikerdan
My dog just got diagnosed with lymphoma ;(
xxtehseekerxx
I'm sorry to hear that. Its no walk in the park, but it gets a HELLUVA lot more manageable.
dirtbikerdan
Thank you. It's tough because I grew up with him. He has until ~late may :/ fuck cancer
comening93
lost 3 bro's on that shit, not going to dare the devil. (even if, deep down, i know he is really a dick sucking little bitch)
xxtehseekerxx
Holy shit, what was in it that had that devistating of an effect? (Don't feel obligated to explain)
5inthepoo
Sorry to hear that. From one internet stranger to another !
BugEyedLemur
This is my favorite "I just beat cancer!" post. Congrats, OP! Stay healthy!
xxtehseekerxx
Thanks! I am a big fan of shitty jokes and Rooster Teeth. Lol.
Cerinna
Definitely the best cancer beating post ever. And that's saying a lot because beating cancer in general is the best. Go you!
arcadia2000
RT is awesome and so are you. Winning, winning, epic winning.
Inxochitlinatl
Seriously, this post was the best.
xxtehseekerxx
Aw, thanks alot. Fucker.
Dylster949
Thank you Courtney for pretending to date me
Dylster949
Or the guy that pretends to be Courtney
xxtehseekerxx
Did you hear about Meg?
Dylster949
i did not
PaulHeyword
Yeah, cancer can suck a whole bag of dicks! Keep kicking ass @OP!
xxtehseekerxx
It got a little too overzealous on the suckin' and took one of my nuts with it. Luckly it was the right one... My less favorite of the two.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Are you all right now?
opwilldeliverr
No, I think he's feeling left out
xxtehseekerxx
Great wordplay!
anatomyprincess
Congrats "Lefty"....way to stay positive!
xxtehseekerxx
I am lefthanded as well, so it was cool and fitting to me. thats why I appreciated it
anatomyprincess
Ha...the hand is not really the anatomical region I was referring to ;)
IProvideFakeContext
OP, you only have one nut, you know what you must do. You must conquer Europe, like Napoleon and Hitler before you.
xxtehseekerxx
Yes, I really do.
IProvideFakeContext
Just dont follow through on the rest of their policies, especially Hitler's.
xxtehseekerxx
All super interesting people. Just TERRIBLE human beings.