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Stan the Man. My new bestie :)
Oct 24, 2016 6:40 PM
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Stan the Man. My new bestie :)
TexasRaised
He did play his cat tax to so +1
grrrlfight
Never apologize for man and baby selfies. Too cute. CONGRATS!!!
FearlessDreamerismyWuTangname
Hoe many diapers have you went through
Greenplantpaperwork
I knew. This is the first step towards lower back problems. Hard to avoid but some awareness might minimize the effect. Be a great dad.
iguessthisismandatory
Congratulations!! :)
rabbihimself
Plot twist: the baby posted this.
MangoSloth
Carl that you? https://acrossthepondtv.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/pilk-cake.gif
msc0015
It's amazing isn't?
ipeddleinsmut
It really is.
lookmattsflying
ilsalta
Stockholm syndrome is real.
talel81
My little man is 20 days old. He's the bestest too. He's totally changed my life as well.
ipeddleinsmut
Fantastic. They're just awesome little sleep stealers. Congrats.
TheCrazy88Horse
@manchestercity Why create your own sons when you can get a rich arab to buy them for you? (reference to his username and shirt)
ipeddleinsmut
+1.
KMF3967
Congrats!! It's awesome!
daepicjew
Selfie pardoned cause of your man city jersey
dufusknife
May the dad jokes be with you
TeardropIvy25
Hooman is cutie. I'd snuggle that until he cries for his mom
firefighter26
Kids change everything.
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
Dad of four kids here: If you ever get to #4, you won't even remember their name...
LuvMeMore
Make sure you don't give autism.
ipeddleinsmut
My, aren't you a pleasant one.
GaryManilow
Upvote for City. Congrats.
ipeddleinsmut
Reciprocated
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
And in two years, you will have to hide the cheese in the back of the fridge, for cheese monsters are real, and they eat all my cheese
ipeddleinsmut
Nobody steals my cheese. I AM the cheese monster.
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
2 years, mark my words.
Ryacint
Are you Karl Pilkington by any chance?
ipeddleinsmut
No but he's from my city.
Duckfan91
That's what real love feels like. Now you know.
ipeddleinsmut
Correct. +1
onthe6ball
you used to sleep, and didn't put your hands in poop. Welcome to the Dad club.
avalone
Welcome to Club daddy
Chuis
The sleep deprivation was by far the hardest part. Think it did parmanint drammage to my brain.
simuchobueno
So little sleep
Justheretowastemytime
Number 3s? What an experience!
derptato
Oh God. So much poop.
mockingnurd
So much talking about his poop. To his mom. Your mom. The pediatrician. So much poop talk!
monkster
Welcome to the club, enjoy your lack of sleep and sudden interest in fecal matter.
dexlamrg
I never thought I would text my husband so often about poop!
ipeddleinsmut
I'm all about the shite fella! Hahhaa
monkster
Congrats anywho, the time will fly by
StraightJacket219
ipeddleinsmut
+1
esavvy
God I loved his character in this movie... nicely placed too
hashtagsmashtag
My son was born 17 days ago too! I do miss sleeping all night, but he is worth it! Congratulations!!!
ipeddleinsmut
Awesome. Congrats! Amazing isn't it?
hashtagsmashtag
It really is... I don't know what I used to care about before he arrived, everything else seems insignificant now.
ipeddleinsmut
Exactly how I describe it. Nothing else matters.
katiekate
Look at you wearing a wrap. :)
ipeddleinsmut
Had to show wife how it's done :D
katiekate
I couldn't do it. more power to you lol
ipeddleinsmut
The wrap or the baby?
katiekate
The Wrap lol.
ipeddleinsmut
It's a pain in the arse.
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, mine couldn't figure out how to use it properly. Same with swaddling. GET GOOD AT SWADDLING. :)
ipeddleinsmut
It's ridiculous. I can't do it.
SpecimenSpiff
Dang. Have you tried YouTube?
Neednoggle
I'm glad to hear you're enjoying Earth! Where did you come here from?
combatwombat0
Where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe
ipeddleinsmut
He hails from the C-section.
outtamymind
originally from planet ball sack
NotRelevantGif
Are you a dad too
Neednoggle
Not that I'm aware of.
MoneybagsMcGee
So yes.