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alexisdefinitelynotonfire
The lack of English language skills in these Twitter posts is irksome.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Some of these r rly hrd 2 read n stuff.
robotjaymz
Anyone going to note the name "Sandi Mann"?
KrisKringlez
awright
VincenzoSantorinifromAtlantis
Number 3 hurts to read
firefinefyrer
#13 I was crushed when I learned there's nothing special about the BT. I'd rather be ignorant than live in a world without mysteries :(
FaustianRevelation
Mrs. Sandi Mann... Bring me a dream...
Shargan8
Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight...
DrVinnyBoomBotch
-1 for the horrible spelling AND grammar of #3 ! Sheesh, WTF is happening to our language??? (I'm an older dude. Be gentle my comment!) :-)
4noku
Holy shit I went to University of Central Lancashire
rovertbiggs
Probably.
NotAmused1001
These, ummm, weren't really funny.
busybee
Spent #27 trying too hard to figure out what a shat masel is.
TwelveFoot
"shit myself" if you didn't figure it out.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Hey name is Sandy Man. You can’t make this shit up. I mean...you could but why would you? I guess cause it’s funny...
Voltair
#20 It's a matter of time before we all run out.
Tocilo
Should we talk about Sandi's nail?
dontstoretheketchupupsidedown
Terrifying
Mordiveer
Seriously though what the everlovingfuck was that... she try thumb wars with a blender!?
TheIncrediblePirate
It’s how us psychologists cope with all of your problems
JustBananas
It's like her nail has its own, tinier nails... three, with the big being in the middle
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
Ugh, why did I go back and look??
SleepyWalrus
SleepyWalrus
as having sex with animals and paedophilia, by having it classified as a disease it could be treated separately, and eventually made legal.
buuumped
Actually 2 mins is 14 mins in dog years, not so genius after all uh
buuumped
And it's a pretty average time anyway
Shargan8
I hope you meant that for 2 minutes, because, see, my friend over there... ughh... yeah...
buuumped
Time (and something else) seems to dilate while copulating, you never know how long it's been!
kukupuff
Great mix! Please explain the "his name was Jared" for my old friend who is a shut in.
VaultRapture
https://youtu.be/gTLSQOZTnaY
Dani3113
Oh man I hope he's kidding
AggresiveSquinter
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TheSealPushedMe
I have additional questions
DungeonBoss
Is there a text version for the people with shitty wifi
OPSkip
It’s a vine. “Whaddup, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never f*cking learned how to read.”
emnudge
It's okay, swearing is allowed here. We won't tell.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
I will tell.
kukupuff