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So yeah, I know I haven't made a comic for you guys in a while, but here I am! And lmao I wrote "lose money" instead of "loose money" at the beginning, sorry.
I have received a lot of questions about just how many times I've had to deal with law enforcement... (see some other comics lol) and figured you guys might like this one. Hope you do! Also, I'm willing to do a Q/A since I get so many pms. Just drop them below and I'll answer them.
And if anyone isn't familiar with my comics I uploaded most of them in one spot http://m.imgur.com/gallery/P7JBO
On little bit on a serious note- a lot of times these comics get reposted here without credit. Here. Lmao. HERE. Like sure, I can understand other pages removing my watermarks but here?!
People "somehow" delete my watermarks or just don't upload all the panels and I'll see my own work here with the poster going "don't know who the author is". Jesus Christ people XD So don't be that person. I don't care if you share. Just give me credit.
Solobolt
Ristay comics are the best
orbitn
You're lucky the cop didn't yell CIVIL FORFEITURE! and just take it from you. Because that is literally a thing now, they sue your money.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Didn't know this was something I needed in life. Thank you @OP
ButtsandBewbs
How do you stash 600 dollars in your boobs and then JUST FORGET?!
BendydickCumbersack
I used to work in pizza delivery, got pulled over doing 95 in a 50 zone (km). Cop said "Slow down dude." And walked away.
IwishIwasTheProtaganistOfMyOwnSitcom
wow I love your works!
itsaswellday
Never realized the artist was on imgur! Love your stuff :)
ComoSeIguana
I had a friend who was a delivery driver for pizza hut. She kept her tips up her nose. She used to scoop me up to help w/deliveries.
ristay
We make great tips here in Alaska (most times) but at the gamble of someone wearing our skin for a body suit. You win some you lose some
justwatching
ristay
Pencil, scanner, beer, ms paint. Ain't got time for anything more lmao
IAMTHECZAR
That is the most innocent/pure accident ever.
TeamNegan
Why didn't you put the money in a wallet,purse,money clip, pocket or keep it in a jar somewhere?
ristay
It was in a zip pouch (I wrote a little about that in the beginning). I pulled it all out to count it and then one thing led to the next
SirCantComeUpWithAName
Oh my god,finally a new one!
Thatweirdpersonoverthere
You're a beautiful person!
WeareallDemagogues
This is really great @OP I love it!
MoPowahBaybeh
This is great,thanx.
towhomthebell
How I adore you,you weird strange lady
shinyRK9
@OP Ye
ristay
I think you're thinking of another comic artist lol. The one where the little girl puts her blanket in the dryer? Not mine but still funny
ristay
Now back off to the world of Skyrim I go /a/kabJW
GrampaJack
Yay!
ThatGuyVinny
I wish I knew a girl like you, love your comics. Had no idea you where a real person on imgur
TinyOctopus
Stealth Archer? Stealth Archer.
ristay
Stealth archer the whole way baby /a/bvH8r
Cowmayihelpu
http://imgur.com/NCIaMLo
ironmanlet
Are you suggesting this story happened for real?
ristay
You think getting pulled over and looking suspicious is far fetched? Boy do I have a world to show you
ironmanlet
You are being intellectually dishonest
runo
'Intellectually dishonest'? What the actual fuck does that even mean? Hold on, let me try... You are being, uhh -- EMPHATICALLY SARDONIC!
runo
Seriously though even if the comic might have exaggerated/embellished the circumstances, it should not surprise you that it happens. A lot
IwishIwasTheProtaganistOfMyOwnSitcom
for some reason I've never read you other works. And now reading that compilation made me laugh so hard.. I need more!!
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nonstopfox
I didn't know I needed this thing until I did, you've earned a follower. Not the creepy cult kind though
Alozar
I honestly thought you disappeared, I feel like I haven't seen a new comic from you in ages.
ristay
Yeah there hasn't been any for a while. Had some hard times and kind of fell off the grid. Trying to get my rhythm back though.
Alozar
Well, keep it up if you can. You always have good stories.
TinyOctopus
OMG! You're the PENIS PIMP! Tiny Octopus has nightmares about his daughters doing that. ROFL.
ristay
Hahahah GOOD. I was a fucking devil and my parents still don't let me live it down.
TinyOctopus
Just to let you know, Tiny Octopus ranks your comics and stories right alongside Allie from Hyperbole and a Half.
TinyOctopus
In both entertainment value and warning signs that flare up like Gondor is calling for aid. Or like herpes. Your choice.
ristay
Oooo I like the latter. Sounds more permanent. Bffs for life bitch.