ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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May 13, 2017 6:44 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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Buck39
"You drop this" - Dolphin
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
I hope that trainer got her number lol
JuliaLoveStar
that would happen when you can increase int in ark
CoolIdiot07
Keep your garbage to yourself humans! probably.
BrendonDugan
I don't know, your dog looks kinda sick. He is a good boy though.
JakTheSphinxHound
Did he also bring you a bag of rice? Or else that phone is still a goner.
ILurkHardAF
Boobs.
filthybeltbuckle
That wouldnt have worked win an android phone. He would have kept it himself
StuPuff
Wow! That lady is sexy
SpencerOs
Something's wrong with your dog.
fangsschleim
Is dolphin slobber such an issue the guy needs to rinse the phone before he hands it back?
tempestas
Now drop in a GoPro.
DisGonBeGud
"Stop polluting the ocean and here's your trust!"
SweetCrazySchizophrenic
Qa
PianoandPads
Who needs Apple Care when you've got Dolphin Care.
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
AnythingMuchShorter
Dolphins are pervs, he probably gave it back with several dick pics.
doughnutshop
Plot twist: dolphin stole it only to give it back all fucked up
redsbom2694
Dat bikini bod doe
thephantompainofmyleftnut5
WillemHellfire
Who is that Nubian Queen?
Jantwan
DamnDawg
Looks like Bria Myles
DapperLordDestral
inb4 dolphin got her phone because of the nice tits
roto1009
Why has no one commented on the nice tits...c'mon Imgur community...disappointing
TheMouseOfMadness
Why are you staring at a dolphin's tits?
roto1009
Tits are tits man
dmoore182
Why did he wash it off?
DefShepard
Eww, it got water all over it! Better wash it of with some water.
TomBrokaw
fuckin dolphin slobber
LearningOnImgur
To get the water off
SlightlyDodgy
Name checks out
CptRobotNinja
Dolphins carry a hypervirulent form of gonorrhea on their tongues, transmissable by skin contact. Causes rectal ulcers and priapism
GlimpseOfCrabs
Sign me up for some priapism and dolphin rape
junebug2
"so how was your vacation?" "........"
CatSupplier
Wait, really? My dad was once bitten by a dolphin and that never happened. He didn't even get it treated until like a week later.
CptRobotNinja
Your dad may be a dolphin
mikeatike
Mermen are immune. Are you a good swimmer?
Bodi
He's here isn't he?
mezaway
A moose once bit my sister...
AutonomousPrime
Those moose bites can be pretty nasty...
mezaway
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush..
TakamiStitches
No, seriously? I don't wanna believe you, but its sounds like it coukd be legit.
bigbootybigfoot
I swear not being a smart ass just easiest way to get a short link http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Priaprism
3ice
This is short enough for me: https://www.google.com/search?q=Priaprism
davyay
i chuckled
CptRobotNinja
Its called water pox. Sean Bean had it back in 07 it was a big deal
turdferguson74
This guy. He's a funny guy. I like how funny this guy is
CptRobotNinja
Sshh its worki mg
RodgerRodger
shawn bawn? seen been?
CptRobotNinja
Er mer gerd irts shern bern
DrHappySunshine
Oh, cool, thanks for my broken-ass phone back, water doggo
VaillaVaginaistaAsuntoa
Got atleast her sim back
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Could be water proof.
WaterblightGanon
she actually says something about it being broken. she's like "thank you, it's broken but thanks anywayy"
loveplusultra
Nigga rice
G1ngerBoy
Black rice? Never heard of that
ShaneEngland
i get it but also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_rice
loveplusultra
nigga rice is real you fuckers
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Condoleezza?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Condy baby
MushySnugs
yeah atleast she can file to have it replaced or fixed without it warranty is useless
disinfectantrum
Warranty as useless anyway as it has been water damaged. That's the first thing they check for. Is the sticker pink?
DrHappySunshine
Oh look at me, the billionaire who can afford insurance on their phone.
sealfury
Actually, since this came up, it occurs to me i refuse this b/c my mum believes everything's a scam and i guess it impressed on my psyche :(
Cruxador
Your mum's not wrong. Insurance only pays off if you're an idiot about taking care of your stuff, but tricky at dealing with companies.
MushySnugs
i said warranty but phone insurance is like less than 5 a month
KaseyMiller
11 for my s7
GunslingerGonzo
Psh. Try 6
DrHappySunshine
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
MushySnugs
A joke is a display of "humour" in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people "laugh".
andydicktracymorganfairchild
"Here's an iphone. Now maybe you could record it while I'm raping you both."
girafficdesign
This is so true. Cases of dolphin rape and murder are more common than shark attacks.
OrnateRope
Hold on, let me just say things without actually thinking about it.
girafficdesign
Literally just google it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5
girafficdesign
Just google it people. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5
LitteralyHitler
Everything is more common than shark attacks
girafficdesign
True haha
AStegosaurus
Source?
girafficdesign
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5
AStegosaurus
The title is "Dolphins Are Dangerous Animals That Could Rape You And Kill Your Baby". So are humans. One youtube video of a dolphin getting
girafficdesign
Lots of individual cases of it, but i think researchers have applied what they do to other dolphins as what they 'could' do to humans 1/2
AStegosaurus
fresh with a scuba diver is not a source, evidence, or, especially, proof that dolphins are more dangerous than sharks.
GreenLantern15
Dolphins are the second most sexually active species on earth, only behind humans. They use fish as sex toys. Dead and alive.
AStegosaurus
The guy was specifically claiming that dolphins rape more than sharks bite, and the implication was that it happens to humans. Gonna need a
AStegosaurus
source, not some anecdote about dead fish sex toys.
GreenLantern15
On average there are one hundred shark attacks yearly, around ten are fatal. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_attack