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AnaCadabra88
Isn't this the one where it turns out the infant is basically masturbating in the car seat every time?
MyFirstTwoChoicesWereTaken
Even if it caused autism , which it does not, wouldn't a parent rather have their child alive than dead? That's what I don't get.
TheBorzoi
I haven't seen House for ages.
Litcube
You know what is a good business?
JunkyardJimmy
http://imgur.com/zKcOxg0
Aleraid
You can't hide those cut-off 9gag labels from me, you stale sausage.
vinylspear
I prefer pro-disease or permanently maiming epidemic, not anti vax.
ThePoly
Easy upvotes.
technobass
CheshireCad
If you're going to repost something, is it really that hard to find the version without half the joke amputated out?
coldmail911
I currently have mumps and it is spreading through my town like wildfire even though most of us have been vaccinated.
Shohanna
And you are talking and typing hence the vaccine helped you LIVE rather then die. Which I am sure you knew that right?
stewartm0205
My rule is if you live in my society you vaccinate. If you don't vaccinate then you have to leave.
NaughtButOne
I wasn't made aware we had handed society over to you. I'm not anti-vax, but the entitlement in your comment was just astounding.
Vostronicle
Where does personal liberty end and civil good begin? This is starting to sound a little totalitarian.
IongtimeIurker
It's insane that this problem still exists. Make vaccinations mandatory! Anyone not complying has the child taken away. It's endangerment.
L3viath0n
There are a bunch of more reasonable options (fines if you don't vaccinate, for instance) than jumping straight to taking the kid away.
NaughtButOne
Mandatory medical procedures on minors. Yeah, I don't see any problems coming from that.
casprus
No, that's extreme. But you may physically remove them per a contract.
marsgoose
What are you vanilla Lenin? Just free up insurance to charge them more for being high risk, also charge schools and employers more if they
marsgoose
have bunch of unvaccinated people in a room since that increases risk.
JuanMoreNight
But you shouldn't be able to pay your way into putting someone else's kid at risk. You don't vaccinate, get your kid out of school
marsgoose
Many people share your view and if schools were free to chose and you were free to choose schools, there would be many with that rule.
kamosey
MFW I have a teeny tiny baby coffins shop in a town full of anti-vaxxers:
IridescentLotus
That's probably becoming a lucrative business
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Arock77
madeanaccounttosaythis
How many anti-vax moms do you see a week?
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
Dartmuthia
ExplodingRobotColon
Have tombstones readily available that read "At least they didn't have Autism"
Tops54
This is amazing. I love you.
ZeldaFanNr1
attofreak
You're onto something here...
nounthennumbers
That's dark. +1 for how bad you made me feel for laughing at it.
Zamm005
I'd love to see you advertise "The Anti-Vaxxer Special". Paint that on a one and leave it out front. Headline news in your city guaranteed!
Zamm005
But most importantly... guaranteed Imgur front page
Vitosithedankmemelorde
Witch episode is that?
deathbymonkeys
They took it off Netflix
Jenvas
for real?
TheyMayBeFakeButTheyreGrrrrreat
The lupus one
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
It's never lupus!
teamSafeway
No sacrolordosis
ElRoboBandit
It's never lupus
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
Agreed.
lordofhouselurker
Except when it is
RawSuger
missing the woman saying vaccination is just big business. without house just comes of as rude
RawSuger
dear
although i agree you can be rude to antivaxxers the line isnt witty without the setup....
IReviewDickPics
Thanks. This image never made much sense to me before. The 'good business' bit always seemed a bit random.
willowed
House is rude.
Pantheraleo48
Just comes off as house. Which is the same thing
Udasaurus
I mean he his anyways lol
LavaAxe
No he doesn't. Not vaccinating your kids means you're an insurmountable cuntbandit.
IronicUsername
It could just mean you're misinformed. Needlessly condescending to the ignorant just puts them on the defensive.
IronicUsername
The votes on this thread tell me you guys care a lot more about self-righteous outrage than actually changing anyone's mind.
3kitten3
I want to see you try and change an antivaxxer's mind
stormtrooper412
there's nothing to be misinformed. That's like saying hurr durr i shouldnt breathe because oxygen kills
IronicUsername
Yeah, sure, that's what it's like. There's totally a disinformation campaign about how breathing kills. Your attitude is self-defeating. [1]
IronicUsername
Unnecessary rudeness isn't going to convince them and it's in all of our best interests that they be convinced. [2]
DrFartstheTRex
Ignorant people hear that vac are bad from someone they trust. All you can do is earn their trust through kindness and gently correct them.
stormtrooper412
or an actual medical professional can tell them how silly the whole thing is
MileHighLivin
People who aren't vaccinating deserve to be treated rudely. Measles should not be an issue, right now.
TheyMayBeFakeButTheyreGrrrrreat
Measles are making a comeback through, dare I say... Illegal immigration. TB as well... (Stating a fact, I'm not debating anything)
apollocreedbratton
Also through people not vaccinating.
Respacious
Can I get some marinara with that?
TheyMayBeFakeButTheyreGrrrrreat
https://www.cdc.gov/tb/publications/factsheets/statistics/tbtrends.htm
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Shohanna
Rubella leads to scarlet fever, and it's quite serious. You are left with scars the rest of your life, including damage to your heart.
AStegosaurus
The Rubella vaccine lasts 20+ years, and some people get a booster shot if they are in professions where they might be exposed.
AStegosaurus
The Rubella vaccine lasts 20+ years. It would have taken you literally five seconds to google it and not look like an asshole.
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AStegosaurus
The Rubella vaccine also covers Mumps and Measles, both of which are much worse, highly infectious, and can cause permanent damage. Your
glitteryjagerbomb
In my home town they've created a playgroup only for unvaccinated children it's so dumb
GBWI
Darwin at work
johneventually1
They have that it's Make A Wish
Nuttburger
Do you want the Black Plague, cause this is how you get the Black Plague
AStegosaurus
It would be a shame if someone released smallpox there.
peachesforme
honestly do whooping cough so the kids will be able to ask their parents why they wanted them to suffer
Jenvas
HA!
LargeCanine
Just sneeze upwind of them
peachesforme
they are pro-getting sick. they think it makes them stronger than never getting it in the first place or getting vaccinated
erebear1997
Car show for diseases
teardropivyyearofthetiger
This
glitteryjagerbomb
It's practically an incubation chamber
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
That's probably the intention. Same people who have 'chickenpox parties', deliberately passing it around between their kids.
Respacious
They know. Some lessons you have to learn the hard way
shhep
Now someone needs to come up with vaccines in spray. Then install sprinklers.
Haribobarlow
And brain cells for the parents!
shhep
Sprinkling anti-vaxx parents with brain tissue! Now that's an idea!
Haribobarlow
And hide the real tissues, so they can't even clean the mess!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's better than mixing them in with all the other kids though. As a parent, I'd like to know if there are unvaccinated kids around my kids.
Vostronicle
Those damn anti vax niggers
mmurrbles
No. No it's not. The vaccination makes it so your kid doesn't catch the disease. If several kids get it. It increases the odds to catch it.
Vostronicle
Incorrect. If you are immune it means your body can recognize and kill the virus. Doesn't matter how many kids get it.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
My point is that the vaccine doesn't necessarily make you immune. It doesn't work perfectly for everyone.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Vaccines aren't 100% effective. Anyone could be at risk. Plus kids are still getting boosters till they're 5 or 6. My 1-year-old still /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
has a bunch to get. I don't want her around completely un-immunized kids. /2
mmurrbles
Yes but it's less likely to spread if it's I've kid vs a group of kids.