Janedoe783
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NO kiss for you!
How to properly dodge a kiss.
Jan 6, 2015 10:19 AM
Janedoe783
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sideslick
This isn't dodging. It's blocking. Pun failed.
dukeswife
Dogezoned again.
kamosey
"As long as your breath doesn't smell of poop you can forget about it."
SaumilJ
Plot twist: just really bad breath.
Mythmatic
Not even in your dreams
sindremandrem
mari-kun!
GTKhriss
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
boevis
Such bad breath, many alcohol, so Japan.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
silver6kraid
I have a feeling that doesn't happen to her often.
SnakeATWAR
I'm 100% willing to test your hypothesis.
SystemPeanut
very rejection wow
ThorinNL
that's a well trained dog
OneArmedDuckFucker
http://lurei.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/nichijou-ep-12-3.jpg
inugod
http://youtu.be/m1mx-VIUp2o?t=31s
importvita
Such an excellent anime
AlteR11121
These are clips from the YouTube channel inosemarine: https://www.youtube.com/user/inosemarine Enjoy!!!
TheHillThatRides
mikeymutant
Aw that one is sad
GuffTrumpets
I love how squashy their faces are
GoldyBronzyIrony
euendo
DOOOOOOOOOOOGE
TheWhiteGuard
Talk to the hand
Fiberfar
Doge is 100% done with his shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGoWAM0jhT0
Churroguy69
some what relevant
pmohlman
If someone tried to kiss me like that, I'd do the same thing.
Macewindow54
........ (-<>-)
IthinkItsMe
My thoughts exactly. lol
Macewindow54
(-<>-)
sushicid3
(。_°)ノ( ) 3￣)
Macewindow54
:(
MostlyDadJokes
I shi(ba) what you did there
Krabbypatti98
I Said No Kissing.. talk to the paw
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
#1 http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/the_wolf_of_wall_street_86344333.jpg
Jessyy
nice
TheHypaaa
Doge-blocked
PsychoWeenie
My kid does all these
erick1293
http://imgur.com/zXnRTA8
TwitchOtyolf
Cyanide and Happiness!
ChanelK
No means no
watercolorpantzarecoolerthanu
All I can think of is the weird kid song called no means no
howToLoseTheGame
Why you gotta be so wow?
Schmedes
Thanks Oregon
itsGood4you
But 'no' is such an ambiguous word, really.
ninmonkey
And a single translation it becomes 'on'. Almost the opposite meaning.
00Donut
I mean, when they say "no", they really mean something else.
kazmosis
TheAlphaHipster
NOMEANSNO is a pretty good punk band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNJHOgLH5mU
JacobKreutzfeldt
Do you know why they call me mr. Happy?
TheAlphaHipster
Because I'm so fucking smart
yfronus
wow means wow
slagath0r
Exactly
BaldEagleBeater666
Wow
FuchsiaHamSandwich
Miami
Amxndx
No means go
starfight
It's like my cat
CaptHollyShort
My dog would have covered you in saliva if you ever put your face that close to him.
NightPainPoe
As someone who doesnt own a dog and reading this comments....*shudders in disgust* ewwww.....
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I had a Yorkie and if you made noises with your mouth near her face she would suddenly spaz out and lick the shit out of your face.
canteven
My dog licks the inside of my nose, if I'm sleeping she will stick her little tongue pretty deep in there
cutecatpicturesarewhyimhere
Yep. My dumbass chihuahua has a tiny tongue and will try to get up in your nostrils if he's close enough...
iambatmantheultimatepotato
My cat does that
tangybreath
My chi does the same. If you go to kiss his face, he will turn around so fast and lick you. His ability to out-love you will not be beaten
CaptHollyShort
Oh ewwwww yuk yuk ewwww
watercolorpantzarecoolerthanu
My cat licks my feet while I'm in the bathroom... Does this count
CaptHollyShort
I imagine that's really off putting
watercolorpantzarecoolerthanu
It honestly is, like dude I'm trying to pee that doesn't help
Woods3030
I'll allow it.
TheGammaRae
My mom's dachshund goes for the mouth and will stick his tongue down your throat if you're not fast enough. Doesn't even buy dinner first.
IrrelevantCaptcha
First time my dog did that I was horribly hungover
Duk3Nukem
haha my last dog would do this too, don't yawn in bed or you get the inside if your mouth licked....
CaptHollyShort
Ohhh that's rough. My friend's dog licks inside your ears and nibbles on the lobes. It's distressing.
Littlemssunshine
Because you know the dog is out of your league? Ps. I love the Artemis Fowl series =)
CaptHollyShort
Me too! One of my friends always called me Captain Short in school because my first name is Holly and I'm vertically challenged.
AmbiguouslyPunny
What a dick...
flatearth4eva
Beastiality is not ok. This is learned behavior
PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
*bestiality
TwitchOtyolf
Thank you. That's the real way to spell it.
deathbeforedisneysequels
Doge is man's best friend zone
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
flawless kek
kwiseass9191
I was the 999th upvote. My ocd is happy.
deathbeforedisneysequels
HNNNNNNG!~~
Boonzo
comaWill
We have a winner, folks!
Unsettledpigeon
Skipped forward 3 images and came back to upvote this
Kralizac
I enjoyed this almost as much as the post. +1 for username.
kungfuman
And up you go!
lesbianseagulls
Laughed out loud. Thank you.
deathbeforedisneysequels
My pleasure!
RalphtheMagnif
Very vote. Such up
RalphtheMagnif
Wow
chemistrydoc
Such comment. Many laughs. Wow.
bisendmeyournudes
Thank you... Thank you both!
toospoon
What kind of dog rejects a kiss? If you make kissy faces at my dog you can expect an open mouth, slobbery kiss in return.
ScentedUnguent
The dog looks like it was trained to put its paw on the man's mouth when he puckers his lips. In the 2nd gif, he gives a command first.
ScentedUnguent
Seriously? Sometimes you all suck & you're petty. In any case shibas are smart & training dogs to do things with their paws is fairly easy.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
No he doesn't; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGoWAM0jhT0
philbagg
My border collie barks at me when I ask for one. Hates kissing men, loves women. I'm raising a straight shooter apparently
psnivy
I wanna kiss your border collie! They're adorable *-*
philbagg
:)
psnivy
oh my goodness look at those eyes! can you give him/her a kiss for me ^3^
philbagg
No. He'll bark at me :p