A dump of Tumblr… a dumplr • part 5

Jul 2, 2017 11:37 AM

MyArmKindaHurts

Views

186098

Likes

3640

Dislikes

169

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29
This is legendary

30

31

Previous part: http://imgur.com/a/5ctMZ
Next part: http://imgur.com/a/ycfiB

FP edit: Thanks
Feel free to DM me things:
Memes, nudes, conversations etc... I'm really bored

Stay safe and remember to drink some water

+1, especially for the guy getting head and the doggie threesome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who tf let Bethesda start building houses?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't get it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there context to #22?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BLAZE IT

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

As much as I want to believe it, I've never heard them say the price BEFORE the sandwich is wrapped and done.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I MISS PARKS AND REC SO MUCH.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was really going to scroll past #21

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why is the guy in #2 using a Sharpie on his laptop?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

it's rooster teeth. never ask questions.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#28: I've seen this one several times, but I gotta know what sketch that was from. Link would be better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 hahahahaha! #21 I almost scrolled past it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 that many feet is approximately 52.56 Astronomical Units, further than Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd have to go to Makemake during its aphelion pass, or stay out at Eris for much of its orbit to be that far away.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that 1 AU is the distance between the Earth and the Sun. That many feet is 52.56 times that distance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that PK Subban in #1?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic to Chocolate (ironic) and my doctor can't stand it probably more than me so the epi is my lifehack. Add Benadryl & hospital->

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, I have an endless supply of pens, and I indulge maybe 3 times a year. I'm also on chemo monthly so those drugs help as well. ->

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a KitKat fan, always have at least one with its own epi pen and a note. Thankfully my kids aren't allergic. I'm also allergic to peaches

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only upvoting for #2 fuck yeah rt and fuck yeah barbara PUNkleman

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 I did not hit her, I did not!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 you can practically hear the rest of the Rooster Teeth office groaning.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#28 How do you even get those things in a pic? Where the he'll was this taken? Was there a drug exchange going homeless knob job?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You mean 29, I think. But I'm like, 80% sure it's a 'shop.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry.. I have to.. *ahem* it should be "a dónde" not "de dónde"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'll never be as excited for anythin as those guys in pic #1 and now I'm depressed...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I remember Octopuns. Was a shame when they stopped :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 please explain

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It is the cast of Parks and Recreation - a really funny show but you can basically start at season 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's the cast of Parks and Rec, a popular TV show

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

#25 Row, Row, Row your ass, gently into bed. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can give you head.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*slow clap* Good one, good sir. Good one.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 Meanwhile in Eastern Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is #8 in Pawnee?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 Pratt looks like he's leaning on something, but he's not

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The 420 sandwich one is so dumb. Every shop is the same, you're asked if you want it toasted long before you come to the checkout.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

And as someone who worked at subway. There is no one just working the toaster

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still made me blow a little extra air out of my nose.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Most of those posts are made up stories for likes and laughs... or attention.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Some of these I could reasonably believe, and that one I could believe too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, you think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually I worked at Subway and sometimes when there was two of us, and only one person eating, one of us would use the register to 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pull up the price while the other is preparing their food. Makes it work faster. Though it was a crappy Subway, mice and everything. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those weren't mice droppings, they were tiny raisins!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminded me, as kids living in an old farmhouse outside DC, mice got into our crayons, and mom flipped out hunting tiny technicolor turds.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could someone explain #4 for me? Really confused about what's supposed to be the shock

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 7

Cast of Parks and Rec motherfucker

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like a regular group of people but they're all celebrities from parks and rec I think like Chris Pratt.

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 2

As a person who has watched Parks and Rec, Chris Pratt was definitely in it. Like all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It's the cast of Parks and rec

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Does anyone know where #29 came from?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Russia?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's 'shopped, but prolly don't quote me on that.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a video: https://youtu.be/bST8Xp8dtY0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Fuuuuuuucmk you got me well played

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got me !! Great job

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To the oblivion with you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tumblr seems so feelgood. I always enjoy Tumblr dumps, never been on it IRL.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 5

It has GREAT porn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Night bloggers are the funniest bunch on tumblr

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a nice site, funny in places, incredibly porn-heavy in others. Infested with left-wing crazies and SJWs, though.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The porn is amazing, though. Ignore my username. It's irrelevant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It can be. It's a matter of sitting through the trash to find blogs that don't make you want to scream

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

you dont gotta sift through anything if you follow the people who make good stuff instead of relying on tags

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, kind of my point there. It's a matter of finding the right people, but until then, not so pleasant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like usersub

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It basically is Usersub. Although, Tumblr has a lot of really good artists, especially for video game and anime fandoms.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a social media site, so it's mixed. Like imgur can be really nice and wholesome, but also just a bunch of angry, racist, sexist shits

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Same situation on tumblr for sure. Sexism against men, racism against white people and good God damn are those people angry

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Only Imgur is brave enough to address the REAL oppression. Well, Imgur and Reddit. And 4chan. And 9gag. And Youtube.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I read a Tumblr post stating that all penis-vagina sex is rape and can't be anything else. I expected the comments to be "wtf" but they 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

were all in 100% agreement. "You've put into words something I've been thinking for a long time" and such.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's seriously fucked up

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0