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May 6, 2014 6:02 AM
AIComments
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neutralcadence
That asshole just wasted an entire bottle. You know that won't get finished. You can see it on that dudes face.
impastabowl
it won't because hangover
Instante09
lol Cheers!
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
that... is my kinda lady.
oreoaddiction
alcoholism with class
TheOldMansGhost
The ginger simply cannot.
ThatLordOfCastamere
Pretty sure that will kill a human being.
kelso67
the look of pure amazement on his face
Lezard99
Red wine and whiskey is actually a pretty interesting mix.
theBeartato
...but where did she get the bottle of Jack? IT JUST APPEARS!!!
AmbiguouslyPunny
that's unattractive, in both genders
kanihaznaiph
A lady never drinks from the bottle
kevlarkate
TIL I am not a lady.
AspAspAsp
Suddenly, 8 guys circling her like buzzards.
ShinyObject
I know this guy who keeps asking me "are you drunk yet?" when I run into him on weekends. Is that what this's about? What IS this about..?
AspAspAsp
ShinyObject
WHAT. THIS IS A REVELATION. I actually find him seriously smart/attractive, but never got the "are you drunk yet" thing. I thought maybe(1/2
ShinyObject
he considered it a safe friend-zone-only type of topic, something casual to bring up since we're at a party-ish college. (2/2)
AspAspAsp
Nah it's a totally safe flirt-neutral type thing. Gives you BOTH an out if you're uncomfortable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-son3EJTrU
ShinyObject
Sadly I suck at reading between the lines, and he's a somewhat why person. At least this is promising though, thanks Asploit :3
sention
Am I the only person that gets turned off by drinkers?
ODeerLord
It's probably an even split, to be honest.
karlthatkillspeople
Yes. (Jk youre never alone)
Shrews
Nope! I find drunk people really unattractive.
Arnoski
Recovering alcoholic here, so I feel the same.
NudistBeach
No you are not
sention
Thank the gods. People usually find out I don't drink/smoke/drugs and proceed to ask me how I have fun in life.
NudistBeach
Same here. I don't have anything against it but it's just a turn off if it's not in moderation.
Stormquake
Those kinds of people make me sad. What a shitty life one must lead when their only way to enjoy it is to be out of their mind.
sention
This a million times over. My friends love that I'm straight edge because I'm Permanent Designated Driver in the rare cases we go out.
Stormquake
I live my life knowing that I gain satisfaction from the good things. Like smashing someone in the face with 2 Zweihanders in Dark Souls II.
sention
I use straight edge because I can't think of another word. I just don't do those 3 things. I don't abstain from caffeine or sex.