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lucky deer!!!!
Sep 16, 2016 5:21 AM
mebeatsme
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lucky deer!!!!
Grogisgood
MRW a hyena tries to eat me alive but I escape
youknowyouwanttoseeit
When she lets you pay after instead of up front.
EV0D0
Hiya! That was acting children! Bravo for me!
SarahKercz
That hyena is so fat!!
EoghanReen
How can it run so fast with a broken leg?
wulfbrt
Gazelle actually ^^ it has horns while deer have antlers like the Elk and Moose
SiriusLeeBlack
Fuckin run, bitch, ruuuuunnn!!!
CharlesFuckingBronson
Probably still got caught, 'cause hyenas can run longer, but A for effort...
OccasionalPunctuation
Wow, spoiler alert with that title there!
darthdoctor
That act almost didn't work for the antelope
theOneandOnlyNoodle
I really think the gazelles wonky arm sold this.
ShrubNinja
Reminds me of the pose you see in Family Guy whenever anyone gets hurt ever.
ttaylor742
no laughing matter for the hyena
OlivePowerRanger
That hyena looks massive. Length and weight. Probably a pregnant pack leader. Fun fact. Female hyenas have a pseudo-penis
Witzyremark
Acting!
BrianJarema
It's not a fucking deer tho
footfoe
Hyena looks pregnant.
Dhampyr
ArcherShoutingLana
zaahatchetman
Gazzel **
ImSimplyAChairLeg
rggilroy
Safari Deer*
ABNorman
To all those saying "gazelle": Pretty sure that's an impala, which is NOT a gazelle. Nor is it a deer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impala
Stretch18
I was pretty sure it was a thompson's, but I think you're right it's an impala. Antelope either way.
Helenkellers
Baby?
Thetas
As long as I'm around, an upvote is going to happen to you.
parkiparki
The cheetah saved its buddy
Atribbs
This needs to be a behind the gif. The cheetah and gazelle are buds. They got separated and the cheetah caused a distraction for the gazelle
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
PSYCH!
Thewalkingbat
AdamTurboz
HARRY
kennygomien
This gif. Gets me every time.
Drakelake
*deer busts in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CANADAAAAAA
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
WTF WTF WTF WTF-the deer
Scenesfromanitalianrestaurant
When watching this I always hear the song from blues brothers when they drive through the mall.
TallLightnHandsome
He just wanted a drink.
Cavalrysword
The deer was playing possum?
LearnSomething
They're actually scared into shock most times when they're brought down.
RayParlour
opossum*
debunker
Also, *gazelle
fuckcats
O'Possum
Cavalrysword
Oh, really?
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Little known fact: possums actually play deer
debunker
Judging by all these comments, another little know fact is that this is a gazelle, not a deer.
Cavalrysword
Oh deer.
Freebackrubs
I'm sure it just gave up until the cheetah came along.
ImSynnical
that would be a hyena
debunker
Cheetah?
immaturelMGURimager
Only if possums enjoy a little nibble on their kibble
Cavalrysword
Who doesn't?
ShowMeYourButtonhole
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TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Hyenas are assholes, they don't kill before eating, they eat the prey alive! Source: I've seen videos of them hunting and eating
Postoolio711
They are assholes lol
InfiniteSynapse
Their females have bigger phallic organs than males.
Madraving
Matriarchal society due to serial dimorphism. Females have what amounts to an outer vagina- prevents rape commonly seen in nature.
Madraving
Plus female hyenas are larger, stronger, and more aggressive than males, which is contrary to almost every other mammal on earth.
FutureRetroism
Dogs just tear apart prey until it dies, big cats go for the neck and are merciful by comparison.
rockiesmagicnumber
Interestingly, Hyenas aren't dogs. They're more closely related to mongooses and meerkats!
FutureRetroism
I did not know that. Upvotes for you!
jobustevens
Don't judge, everyone likes a fresh meal.
footfoe
That's most animals. They generally don't know how to kill.
WTFUnicorns
Hyenas can kill: their bite is more powerful than a lion's, they just don't. They scare me.
Vhiyur
Almost all animals kill before eating. It makes it easier to eat without risk of them getting injured. Even animals have that common sense.
jay25
Uh what?
Magpiebones
Many predators do that. They start eating when the prey is incapacitated enough, not dead.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Yeah but man that's bad
Magpiebones
Sure, but animals don't know any better.
gewalt
what are they supposed to do, check for a pulse, administer cpr, call time of death before digging in?
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Usually animals will drown the prey or go for the neck so they can kill them before eating, i didn't say they don't call 911 for help
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Or save the animal
DAFUQisaLOMMY
Fun Fact: hyenas kill by going after the softest part of the animal, perfect example:
Agent
"Ow my balls!" Animal edition
temppol
JetSetGo
Megarith
If that happened, I would probably just trample the damn thing out of spite before dying.
shbk
I'd rather get my head blown off than get bitten by the balls
thisusernameispossiblytaken
TurtleHurdle
SlipsOnIce
My god that's a beautiful reaction gif.
NotJustAnyToad
Is it weird that I admire such ruthlessness?
thevengfulone
You can't hurt bite someone's duck off
thevengfulone
Just not hurt
LivingDecomposition
Oohhh god that made my legs cross so hard.
MoreAwesomerDan
I felt a cringe deep in my bowels
JaffacakePimpstick
DAMN NATURE. YOU SCARY!
Demenster
Oh noooooooooooo
OldSchoolNewRules
Nature is fucking brutal.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Trollingmywaythroughtheusersub
FelineLight
gewalt
cats just love dangly bits
Kneebles
M
OGsatan
Who knew hyenas specialized in vasectomy
KappaColors
Oh god that poor thing. Oouuucchh
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Dick move, hyenas
WeakCityRabbit
Gerneral Concern: How long have you had this GIF loaded and ready to go?
Happyrexmanningday
Africa Wild Dogs are the same but waaaay more of them. Huge packs will literally eat their pray alive. That's the only way they kill.
noboruryu
I found this extremely funny as my dog just got neutered... What a way to lose your balls.
JeRMP
Taken down by the taint.
Killertortilla
I mean... that's my fetish but damn.
deathslayer4
OW OW OW OW OW!
trapinch
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHmwlYqRLhc get's eaten alive. sheesh
moronicisus
Ugh I know that wild life photographers aren't supposed to interfere with nature but shit, I would've shot the poor thing
EpicBigWhale
But they did, that is how it ended up on the internet.
ciarusvh
Aren't they typically scavengers? This bison thingy must be injured already
mws7998
While they do scavenge, contrary to popular belief hyenas are actually pretty fearsome predators in their own right.
ciarusvh
Always heard it the other way - ppl assume they're major predators because they're built for it, but behaviourally they prefer to scavenge?
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mws7998
That's a common misconception that popular media. Hyenas will take a free meal like any animal but they will also gladly kill their prey.
mws7998
That popular media helped create
mws7998
A lot of times hyenas will be the one to kill and animal and lions being bigger will drive them off and the hyenas you see circling the 1/2