A Dump Song For Bobby Long

Jan 14, 2025 5:49 AM

derek237

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God i knew the top comments would be circle jerking about hating AI. Sounds no different then when photoshop started being popular... aside from that though it's a very boring and response with no thought behind it just to get easy upvotes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 that was me in college. The best 4 months of my life.

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#49 Yes! Love it!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

#3 "... Lick the pop, dip it and shake it. Then lick it again..."

Although before I looked it up I thought it was "Lick it, flip it, shake it, and lick it again" . . . Probably a bit spicy for a kids' jingle.

Also Baby Bottle Pop was owned by Topps . . . So I guess you can one-stop-shop for sports trading cards, gingivitis, and Battletech.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Omitted, the shit job that makes these feel like a luxury and pays you to little this is all you can afford to treat yourself to.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#44 Why is he putting sweet roll icing on his face?

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#32 I refuse to believe your lies

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1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thank you for preserving the original audio, the magnificence of Angus must be unfiltered!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I sound like when I'm vomiting

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't sleep right now for whatever reason so this dump was very fitting. I know memes shouldn't be a good therapy substitute but damn if it didn't at least help me stop worrying about it so much like "ya, other people struggle with this too, I can relate. Humans aren't perfect and our biology is a strange and complex enigma sometimes".

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True that memes shouldn't substitute therapy, but they can be a great mood management tool. Keep them in that mental health toolbox!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 got me googling https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Apparently it's called broccoli hair and I think that's hilarious.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27 I had 'Superfection.' You had to assemble the pieces from two smaller pieces before you even tried to put them in the board.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If ADHD and Autism made a thread together, it would look similar to this.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 is this what happens when Gordon Ramsay and Ian McKellen have a baby?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's Gordon Ramsey's sperm donor, David Lynch... except somebody added (even more) additional drugs to the sample before fertilization.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Unloved'? I'll have you know I love all my cables very much!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 can confirm, solid plan.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP, good poop!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#46

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#33 Im disabled and chronically ill (Ehlers Danlos and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) so everytime I get a cold I panic and fear that this is my new normal. And sometimes it is.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 leave Braedynn alone!

1 year ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

You have to add a dash so it looks like a call of duty username.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced Brah-den.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah that’s Jden

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

J-DeN

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to make it stupid, I’m sure there are worse spellings out there

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My kid used to go to daycare with 3 girls named Bailey and 3 girls named Genesis, all of which were spelled differently and none of them in the common manner.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#32 Janine Lindemulder on the right and she do

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That album came out 26 years ago.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He's a fuckin' weasel

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#49 and poverty

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 It's my mom who always thumbs up. Dad always says "ok".

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Then the post is something like [Something that has been proven wrong or incredibly unpopular opinion] "If you don't agree, unfriend me."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find that concerning. They're openly admitting that they can't handle debate and insist on only interacting with people who share their beliefs.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not an age thing; it's the standard stance of anyone who hasn't the courage to back their convictions -- or the intellect to change their minds if/when proven wrong. Can be any age.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15

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#3 is accurate cause that's a Lexus LS400 and long after humans are extinct a few of these will still be driveable.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See you and raise you

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah but yours is shitty AI

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey I stole that shit, ain't mine

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 because you got old. every generation has their own school fad haircuts and every generation that came before will complain about the next one.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

IMO, I think it started with mahones. I noticed a huge uptick in the hairstyle when he came out as a great QB.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I remember a ton of elder millenials talking about how they'd break the cycle of every parent generation shitting on teenagers when it got to their turn and now they're all "yeah but unlike when we were teens today's teenagers really ARE all disrespectful to their elders and their fashions are silly and music is bad and not like the good stuff from my day". The cycle cycles on!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey, my rat tail rocked.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My grandfather paid me to cut mine off (I'm an old millennial)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 I hate that AI is invading our memes now. Is nothing sacred?!!

1 year ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 9

Micriowaved, sounds fancy.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AI is just the latest trend. I wanted to buy shorts and noticed none of the models wearing the shorts were, in fact, wearing the shorts. The shorts had been photoshopped onto them.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wait until you go car shopping online

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering what the label said it may cause.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m selling my house. When I looked at the photos, instead of staging, they AI’d the empty interior…. The master bedroom has a wrap around couch and 3 tvs…. Pick any tool and use it the most wrong. That’s AI

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That sounds hilarious, do you still have the picture?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate both AI and staging. Show me what the damn room looks like

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#7

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1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

How can you tell?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

look closer at the text, Micriow\ved fish. may cause Nanane

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Dang... I completely missed those

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The one with the space cows too, right?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The joke is still funny

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 17

I do.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doin me a Heckin confuse. The joke is funny and I do like laughing. Can we like AI art for stupid personal fake interwebs points and hate it for professional art or just in general hate all AI art? Cuz I kinda want to be on the side that causes the most chaos without costing people their livelihoods. It's more fun that way.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

If it was only trained on public domain images, AND the owning class weren't trying to shoehorn it into everything in an effort to cut wages, then that'd be fine. But AI generated images and the like are all harmful as a whole.

It's the same idea as letting a quiet, unobtrusive Nazi stick around in your bar - soon he'll start inviting his Nazi buddies, and they won't be so quiet and unobtrusive, and by time you realize your mistake you're running a Nazi bar.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm genuinely impressed with your explanation. Wow, thank you! I even took the time to write this instead of the lame "But if we get rid of them where will we find Nazi's to punch," joke...lol. Whoops, it got in there anyway. Sneaky little bastards, those Nazi jokes.

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